Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2424_ just want to ban

"Really, how much does Young Master Pei cost for the Tongmingguo that he refines once, and he doesn't bother to charge such little infringement fees all over the world."

"'This point'? Have you seen the announcement from Kunlun? Mahayana's fingertips are enough for you... But Young Master Pei does not lack this point."

"Heh heh heh, you've only seen the surface. In fact, what Young Master Pei wants is not infringement fees at all. He is the same as their family's former mascot Qi Xi, he just doesn't like others playing with his face, so he is banned."

"It's just that Qi Xi's ban is a violent route, and Pei Lin is an economic sanction. With this charging method and scope, after ten years, there will not be many photos and images circulating. After 100 years, the rarity will be the same as Qi Xi's now." There is a lot of images circulating."

"People don't like it and want to ban it. It's not too much? Those, including me, who spread and comment on their appearance without the consent of the parties have really crossed the line. They should be beaten and fined. "

"In the past, some beauties couldn't help it, maybe because they were willing to be famous in this way, and more likely because they couldn't stop it. Such a large-scale event, if there is no strong backing behind it, it is really impossible to actually stop it. Even if it is Back then, if Senior Qi didn't have Yun Xiazong to support him, he alone would not be able to fight against the circulation of the whole world."

"The difference between Pei Lin and Senior Qi's path is also limited by objectivity. Senior Qi was already at the Nascent Soul stage back then, and Pei Lin has just formed the alchemy now. Crazy cultivation for face is generally not higher than the Golden Core stage, so Senior Qi can basically completely Violent suppression, Yunxiazong only needs to help him sweep the tail and get the bottom line; but now Pei Lin has to detour when dealing with Jin Danqi. It’s better to take a detour.”

"Those who are crazy about their faces are generally not higher than the Jindan period... Damn, what does Kunlun mean?"

"Don't just stare at Kunlun, none of the top ten can escape, and so do the elders of the second-rate sects. Even the great masters of casual cultivators have paid for this matter. Originally, I wanted to say that this was for Elder Pei Ji's face, but, but ..."

"I'm so timid, let me tell you that Elder Pei Ji may not have such a big face. I remember that some powerful people seem to have a problem with Elder Pei? When Elder Pei was young, he acted ostentatiously and offended many people."

"How many years ago did Pei Ji act in a public manner? Does anyone still hold grudges now?"

"Didn't you remember it after a long time? Can I be small-minded?"

"...Okay, especially okay. As long as you are happy, senior."

2425_ Thank you for visiting

I am not familiar with people in Kunlun, but I felt the gate of Kunlun because I should thank you for this.

But actually I don't even know who to turn to.

All I know is that if Kunlun hadn't taken the initiative to pay, and published their knee-jerk payment list as if to pressure them, my fee plan would never have been implemented so smoothly.

Originally, I thought that I would need to ask a large number of senior brothers and sisters to help me with my debts in the last week, but now it seems that all the debts owed to me in the cultivation world have either been repaid, or they have stated that they must pay back before the deadline, and there are still some in the mortal world. Those who don't follow or really don't have the money to follow, but I can deal with those alone.

When I arrived at the gate of Kunlun, I was about to try to ask if I could meet Xin Ge and the elder—this is the only Kunlun master I have a little friendship with—but the gatekeeper greeted me friendly first: "Fellow Daoist Pei, please."

They let me in without even asking me why I came.

In the past, I was only given this kind of treatment when I was in the Hehuan sect and I was not disfigured.

Me: "Thank you."

Ye Fang, one of the guard disciples, asked me: "Fellow Daoist Pei, I have three photos of you in total, can you give me two more little ice lotus flowers for me to keep?"

...Hey, your cultivation base is higher than mine, can't you keep it by yourself?

Ye Fang: "These are photo fees." He gave me a large handful of Lingshi.

I:"……"

Er Baishang, the gatekeeper's disciple, also took out the spirit stone: "There are more here."

Me: "Seniors..."

Ye Fang: "Of course, if you really don't want to, we respect your opinion."

I gave them two small ice lotus flowers.

Ye Fang was pleasantly surprised: "Can I collect so many photos?"

Baishang: "Of course not, part of it is mine, you dare to take it all to yourself!"

They were about to fight, so I reminded: "These ice lotus flowers are very fragile." For monks, their spiritual power will be broken when they are squeezed, so they really have no collection value.

Two people: "We will take good care of it."

Me: "... Excuse me, I want to thank you for this incident, who should I contact? Who agrees that I can enter Kunlun without asking for permission?"

Baishang: "Required by the Discipline Department."

My heart tightened: Yunxia Sect Discipline Department's orders related to me are basically not good. I don't think Kunlun Discipline Department will be gentle.And, why is it the Disciplinary Office?In which sect is the matter of guarding the gate not under the control of the Discipline Department?The Disciplinary Department is in charge of internal order, and gatekeeping is external defense. These are two directions.

2426_ Disciplinary Office

In case of misunderstanding, I confirmed: "Kunlun's external defense is also under the control of the Discipline Department?"

Ye Fang: "No, basically we don't like each other with the Disciplinary Office. But after the Disciplinary Office proposed this time, everyone agreed that it was good, so it was passed. Did Fellow Daoist Pei receive the payment for the Kunlun Golden Elixir?"

Me: "Got it, I have received the payment from you and Senior Hundred."

Baishang: "...you know us?"

Me: "The payment list sent by Kunlun has photos and spiritual lines." My memory bank can carry pictures.

Ye Fang: "Can you really recognize me? Can you tell me my full name?"

Me: "Senior Ye Fang, Senior Bai Shang."

Ye Fang said "Wow", then took a photo of me and asked me, "Can I keep it?" At the same time, he took out a handful of Lingshi and gave me, "This is the retention fee."

Although it is said that they are all low-grade spirit stones, although there are very few Kunlun disciples who are poor, but you are at the Jindan stage, this way of using spirit stones...

I decided to save him money: "Please delete the photo."

Ye Fang: "Oh..."

Baishang pointed in one direction: "Going down this direction is the Commandery Office. It's a bit far away. If you get lost on the way, you can just ask anyone."

Ye Fang: "Everyone knows you, and everyone knows that you have been specially approved to come to Kunlun to play."

I thank you again, and fly to the precepts with a heart full of bewilderment.Of course I won't get lost. I remembered the rough map of his house when I came to Kunlun last time - I'm not qualified to read the detailed map.

Kunlun occupies a very large area, and there are all kinds of environments in the site, such as mountains, plains, deserts, glaciers... No matter what kind of combat the disciple wants to practice, he can find a suitable training ground in the sect.

In many sects, the Precept Office has labels such as majesty, cruelty, and inhumanity, so it is often placed in the most dangerous place in the sect, and this kind of place is also suitable for setting up punishment items—in a wonderful place where birds are singing and flowers are fragrant Talking about beating people, hearing howls, and watching people scold each other is always too unpleasant.

Kunlun’s Discipline Department is divided into two parts, one is in charge of enforcement and is placed on the cliff, and the other is in charge of complaints, protests, discussion of rule rectification and other clerical work. The environment in one place is not too beautiful, but it doesn’t look so murderous. place.

I flew to the commandment office where the documents are in charge, and as soon as I approached, I heard someone yelling: "Elder Xin used us as a comparison chart, do you care about it!"

How dare you complain to the elder—and it is the elder Jianxiu—not anonymously.

2427_ Harsh standards

The staff of the Disciplinary Department replied: "Don't say that Elder Xin used your photos as a comparison picture, even if he used you as a living person... who came?"

"I still have to ask? Such glamorous lines of spiritual power, of course, are Pei Damei who conquered the world."

The female cultivator who spoke was Jindanqi, and I didn’t know her; that is to say, she was not included in the payment list that Kunlun sent me; furthermore, she did not spread or collect my images, nor did she use my face Talking to people about topics, let alone using my face to win even a single spirit bead.

Kunlun’s payment standard is set more harshly than mine, and even saying “I can practice sword for an extra hour in front of Pei Lin’s photo” without actually doing it, and not having my video at all, is just a joke That's all, they were asked to pay.No matter how much you pay, the standard is set so high anyway, and under such a harsh payment standard, this nun was not included in the payment list.

This is no longer a matter of being uninterested in beauties. Surrounded by Kunlun’s huge paying audience, it may be a matter of disrespect for me to be completely refraining from expressing positive views on all topics related to me in the past few years.Judging from the tone and content of her words when she mentioned me just now, the opinion may not be small.

Is my sweetheart my fan?

Pei Bing was heartbroken: "Face!"

I do say that based on my face.

Pei Bing: "If you keep being so shameless, I really want to ruin your face."

Face is definitely needed, am I paying for my face so hard.Also, don't be disfigured, I was able to enter and exit the Hehuanzong Library Pavilion relatively freely with great difficulty.

The fleshy fore paw of the hairball patted my face.

"..." I looked at it.

Pei Bing encouraged: "Brother Fuqiu's claws stick out, quickly stick out."

The furball retracts its paws and starts playing with its tail.

... Are you sleepy?

I said to Fang Cai, a staff member of the Disciplinary Office who came out: "Pei Lin, Yunxia Zong. I came to express my gratitude to Kunlun for his generous payment. May I ask Senior Fang, who should I contact?"

Fang Cai was taken aback for a moment: "Ah, Fellow Daoist Pei, come with me."

Fang Cai took me all the way to the execution branch of the Disciplinary Department.

... Sigh, dealing with the Disciplinary Department is still inevitable in such a dangerous place.