Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2408_surprise

By the way, I added an extra layer of defense to prevent some monks from destroying the live broadcast intentionally or unintentionally - some monks used their spiritual power to probe indiscriminately just now, if it weren't for my defense, the live broadcast would have been blurred.

...But you know I'm holding on, so don't be more and more presumptuous, I only have the early stage of Jindan, you... Oh, thank you, someone came to support with me, and silently used spiritual power to discuss with me about changing the defensive cover The problem of the surface structure, really good people... There are quite a few good people... It seems that something is not right...

Pei Bing: "Discuss it! They're hooking you up! You only pay attention to them when you find out this kind of hooking up, so they all pretend to be very academic. Spiritual power entanglement, this is obscenity!"

... Use your words carefully.This is obscenity, so what is fighting with spiritual power?mating?Very intense copulation?Besides, their spiritual powers didn't entangle me. No matter what their thoughts were, as far as their actions were concerned, they were discussing with me very honestly, and I benefited a lot.

Pei Bing: "Nonsense, blatantly pestering them for fear that the twins will hack them to death, you have to disguise yourself with seriousness, especially hypocrisy."

Hypocrisy is good. I have always encouraged hypocrisy among strangers. Hypocrisy helps harmony—do you still talk about sincerity with strangers.

Qian Mu turned from astonishment to panic, trembling all over.Compared with him, the host Tu Liluan was much calmer. After the initial surprise, she quickly regained her composure, observed the situation for a while, then stood up from the sofa, stepped aside, and said to me: "If you don't mind, please sit."

Following her actions, the 'absolutely real' backstage staff came back to their senses. Someone lifted another sofa and looked towards us. After I agreed and sat down, they would bring that sofa up to Tu Liluan ——It’s not easy for the host to stand all the time in a talk show.

Me: "I don't mind, but no need, I have my own, you sit down."

After speaking, I took out my chair and sat in a triangle with Tu Liluan and Qian Mu.

Qian Tomb trembled even more.

Tu Liluan: "This is really a surprise. In fact, when we decided to extend the invitation to Qian Tomb, we also wanted to invite you, but in the end we gave up because we felt it was too unrealistic and we were unable to find out your detailed information. "

Me: "So?"

Tu Liluan: "So...Actually, we can't treat you like other guests when you come, because we really don't know you too well, and we can't talk about the facts with you as usual, and if we don't talk about the facts, we will violate the law. The purpose of this show."

2409_ Use some losses to buy peace of mind

Me: "That's a pity for you."

Tu Liluan: "Indeed. But I don't think the audience will be too sorry, because you have shown your true appearance. Excuse me, can I call you Mao Xianren? Or Pei Xianren?"

I stroked the back of Fuqiu: "The name Cat Fairy is very interesting, that's all."

Qian Mu squeezed out a smile, and reluctantly said: "Mao Xianren, I, and many people, use your face to promote you, let more people know about you, discuss you, and make you more famous."

Me: "You mean, not only should I not bother you about this matter, I should also thank you and pay your publicity fees?"

Qian Tomb became bolder: "It's not necessary, but we can cooperate very happily."

I let out an 'hmm' and raised my finger. The sofa that Qian Mu was sitting on was frozen into ice at a very high speed, and then shattered.Qian Tomb sat in the ice powder, and his newly strengthened courage turned into powder like ice, his face was pale, and he was trembling as if he was about to fall apart.

Me: "I don't want to bully mortals, because negotiating between the two worlds is a very troublesome matter, and everyone knows where Yunxiazong is, and they can't move their position when they come to protest, so they can only listen to protests. Mortal coins are basically useless to me. No, instead check your information because I am more familiar with the process of the cultivation world, so I mostly use the channels of the cultivation world, so I need to use Lingshi. Generally speaking, it is a loss-making business for me to ask you to collect debts .”

I took out a spherical transparent fruit and put it on my fingertips, slowly transformed it into an ice lotus-shaped transparent fruit, and said, "Fortunately, I can bear this little loss, so I will use some losses to buy my heart." comfortable."

I looked at Tu Liluan and asked, "What kind of Tongming fruit are the main ones circulating in the mortal world? Balls or ice lotus flowers?"

Tu Liluan: "Round balls are more suitable for most people. Taking ice lotus has higher requirements on physical fitness, but the effect after taking it is also more obvious. However, both kinds of Tongming fruit are extremely difficult to buy, and the price is extremely high. Ice lotus It looks like it has only been auctioned twice."

On the large screen used to display the evidence, several rows of numbers appeared, and the meanings of these numbers were displayed one by one next to the numbers: the auction price of a Tongming fruit in a certain place on a certain day of a certain year.

Tu Liluan: "These are the ten Tongming Fruits with the highest auction price so far. Five of them were directly provided by the Yunxia Sect's office in the mortal world. May I ask the cat fairy, can you tell me how the proceeds of these five are distributed? "

2410_long-term, stable

Me: "I got [-]%, and I don't know the specific distribution plan for the remaining [-]%. Some of them are bonuses for the staff in the office, some of them are paid for the auction-related expenses, and some of them should be released. Put it into Yunxiazong's mortal currency account for backup, such as paying compensation."

Tu Liluan: "We checked the office staff bonus..."

I'm waiting.

The audience stared at the big screen and waited.

The big screen didn't show data or evidence as usual.

Tu Liluan regretted: "But it was not found out. Not only the Yunxia Sect, but all sects are very strict in protecting the ordinary staff in the office."

Me: "Should be. After all, our staff members sometimes encounter life-threatening situations while doing tasks, and are sometimes involved in battles between monks. Naturally, we should give them adequate protection."

Tu Liluan glanced at the electronic reminder book in her hand, and then she turned the reminder book to me: "This is the most popular question from the audience. I want to know about the treatment of the office staff."

Me: "Isn't this written every time the office sends out a job offer?"

Tu Liluan: "But that's just the basic treatment. In fact, we all know that the extra bonuses and benefits of the office are the big ones, but these are never clearly stated. We can only see that mortals who are admitted to the school office are very few. Those who left, whether they resigned themselves or were fired, are very few."

Tu Liluan: "It is rare to be fired, which means that the office has set up appropriate exam questions when selecting employees, so that those who pass the exam can meet the requirements of the office for a long time; if employees do not resign themselves, it means that the working environment of the office satisfies them. Expectations of work. How do sects ensure that both are met? Especially the latter, how do you ensure that the work environment meets the expectations of employees who are different and will change over time?"

Me: "If there is no major accident, the disciples who are admitted to various sects will be disciples of this sect for life. There are few separations, betrayals, and expulsions. It is actually the same thing to be admitted to the offices of various sects. You mentioned the important point just now, 'the test topic is appropriate', this test topic selects employees who meet the requirements of the office, and this 'conformity' includes the item of 'willing to work in the office for a long time'. "

Me: "From the very beginning, I thought 'I'll change jobs after two years of work', which is not enough to pass the entrance examination. The time a mortal can work in his life is short in the monk's concept. If he still wants to change jobs, he has to keep working. The monks will find it troublesome to hand over work and frequently train new employees. In fact, this requirement is also stated in the recruitment notice of the office. Some people may only take it as an official statement, but in fact it is a very important Requirements. Long-term, stable.”

2411_ Count as half a sect disciple

Tu Liluan: "So, how are the expectations of mortal staff met?"

Me: "You still want to ask, how high is the salary?"

The teleprompter shows: Yes.

Tu Liluan: "Everyone is vulgar, including me."

Me: "Wait a minute, let me ask."

I took out the communicator, adjusted it to public release, and projected it on the big screen. I contacted Senior Sister Fu Juqi, who is currently in charge of the mortal world office in the mission office.After the communication was connected, I said to Senior Sister Fu:

"I'm opening a public release now. There are many ordinary people who want to inquire about the salary of the office. I would like to ask, is it the recruiting season? Should I say good or bad? Or should you introduce them directly? "

Sister Fu: "I'm watching the live broadcast of 'Absolutely Real'. It's not the recruiting season, and the office rarely has a recruiting season, because most of the people we recruit can work until retirement, and the affairs of the office have grown to a suitable scale , there is no need to continue to expand. So when you introduce...you can say whatever you want. People who want to come will come if you don’t give the bait; Basically no impact."

Look, I just said that this is the same attitude as recruiting disciples. Ordinary staff just because they can't practice, so they remove the things related to cultivation when they get along with each other, but they can still be regarded as half sect disciples in essence.

After turning off the communicator, I introduced: "The one just now is Senior Sister Fu Juqi, who is currently the head of the Yunxia Sect's office in the mortal world. If the staff in the office need to complain about the monks on duty, they can contact her. Her contact information is in the employee handbook sent to staff."

Me: "Let's go back to the issue of bonuses and benefits for office staff. It's not that I didn't make it clear in the recruitment notice on purpose, but it's not clear at all. For example, Tongming fruit didn't exist before I refined it. The bonuses that appear because of it naturally do not exist. Sometimes, alchemy equipment repairers, planters, or talisman repairers will make some items experimentally. When they need to find mortal test items, the staff of their own school office It is the first choice, just like if these new products need monk test products, then brothers and sisters of the same sect are also the first choice."

Me: "The test product is dangerous, but it is absolutely not fatal, and there is absolutely no sequelae. During the test, the monk will definitely protect the safety of mortals, and if you don't want to, you can refuse it, and there will never be any form of coercion. The advantage of participating in the experiment is that there will be compensation. Compensation includes money, kind, and some requirements, such as treatment, beauty treatment, and seeing wonders.”