Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2364_ Obsolete

Me: "Learned to enjoy the pleasure of being abused."

Zhang Feng: "...Although it is usually not obvious, sometimes you can still find out that you are worthy of being half a disciple of the Hehuan Sect, Third Young Master."

This is where it goes, you don't understand the essence of the Hehuan sect at all.

cough.

Now Pei Bing is very good at hiding my cultivation. Ordinary people can't feel that I am oppressing them because of my cultivation. They can find that I am a monk during the Qi training and foundation building period, but they can't judge my cultivation. I can't judge whether I am lower or higher than myself.Experienced monks will immediately think that I used a hidden artifact, and then they will wonder whether it is because the cultivation level is too high and does not want to cause panic, or because the cultivation level is too low. , Afraid of being bullied?

If they can't think of a result, they will hesitate. When there is a conflict with me, they will give priority to the possibility that my cultivation level is higher than theirs, and then they will back down to avoid getting into trouble.

However, the problem of cultivation is only considered when there is a need. Regardless of mortal monks, when most people see me, the first thing they look at is the cat.

My mood is a little complicated.

On the one hand, being unrecognizable and without camouflage saves me from having to deal with possible surprises, prying eyes, and harsh words; on the other hand, my face is so unrecognizable, so easily forgotten, and even Face to face, someone can ignore it, which makes me ashamed of my long-term confidence in my own appearance.

——In fact, the mainstream in the world still doesn’t look at faces, at least not that much, and my face is just an entertainment talk that is forgotten afterwards.

"This face is really well done. Excuse me, where did you get it done? And this cat, where was it dyed? It's so natural." A mortal who looks exactly like my face, holding a long-haired black cat The young woman leaned over and asked me.

Me: "Maybe it grows naturally?"

The woman smiled and said, "Come on, how can you have such a face naturally?"

Me: "At least the original version must be naturally long."

Woman: "Yo yo yo, you got caught? If you want to play the original version, this cat is not the right size."

Me: "Obviously a standard body type."

Woman: "What do you mean, boy, did you learn to follow trends? Even information is outdated."

Me: "...two points and one line have been a bit out of society in recent years. I see that everyone still hugs cats and makes up faces like this, and thinks that they are not too far away. How do you say it now?"

2365_ greasy

This woman's name is Yan Xu. She used to be an Internet celebrity, but now she's out of date.Her internet celebrity career is closely related to me.When the fortune-teller competition was in progress, she found a business opportunity, she had plastic surgery to look like me, and found a black cat.

These two incidents used up all her savings and borrowed a lot of money. However, after the fortune teller competition ended and plastic surgery and black cats became popular on a large scale, Yan Xu made all her investment several times by relying on the live broadcast. After getting back, when there were too many facelifts and the income began to decline, he resolutely stopped and quit the circle, and looked down on the struggle of other followers.

Yan Xu: "In this business, the most important thing is to have a good posture. It's vulgar to die, and it gives people the inferior feeling of begging for mercy; if you retreat decisively, it will make people leave a memory. I have indeed passed now. I am angry, but when others mention it, they will say, "If I didn't leave early, Yan Xu should be a god by now." In fact, everyone, including me, knows what kind of god to be a god. If I don't leave early, I will Just like other cat beauties, everyone gets bored and wants to switch channels when she shows her face."

Seeing the same face too much, no matter how beautiful it is, you will get tired of it. The Acacia Sect should also pay attention to this large-scale COS?They didn't get so bored that they didn't let me into the library, they really treated me preferentially.

Yan Xu: "Speaking of being greasy, in fact, I have been greasy recently when I look at my own face, especially when I see a lot of faces that are similar to mine. Some people claim that they don't have plastic surgery, but when I decided to get plastic surgery, I have studied the face of the original cat beauty so thoroughly, I can tell even if those stubborn guys only move their lower lip."

As the well-researched original version, I: "..."

Yan Xu: "But when I saw you, I felt that what I was tired of was not this face, but the actions I made to highlight the beauty of this face. Because I didn't deserve it, it was so vulgar. His gestures are vulgar. The original Cat Beauty didn’t make any deliberate gestures to show his face, he no longer needs to be deliberate to make people unable to look away.”

Yan Xu lowered his head and looked at his cat: "Just like cats, they are cute no matter what they do, but they don't think it's cute. Cuteness is their natural attribute, and they don't need to be artificial."

Me: "What do you think I am not like the original cat beauty?"

Yan Xu: "Science and engineering students?"

Me: "... Can you see that too?" It's been a lifetime.

Yan Xu: "Deadheaded. I failed in emotional thinking. Two points and one line went to the library for further studies?"

Regardless of the previous comments, the one about going to the library is really, "Yes." I admit it.

2366_ Popularity and generality

Yan Xu: "I envy those of you who are doing well in school."

I really did well in Zangshu Pavilion, but your topic is a bit jumpy, old-fashioned Internet celebrity.

Yan Xu: "I want to go back to school. I came to Lengshuixi to hope that I can pass this exam and go back to school to study."

Me: "I think worshiping Lengshuixi for this matter is basically useless except for comforting your heart. It is more effective if you do more sets of mock questions."

Yan Xu: "Even if I take the original question in the exam, I may not be able to write the complete process. People like you don't understand, and you look at all the steps of solving the problem, no matter how detailed the steps are, you can't understand it at all. I can't understand the symbols of science, and I can't understand the text descriptions. If it weren't for the pain of reading, I wouldn't have..."

Yan Xu: "Oh, it's crooked. I said just now that your cat's size is wrong. That's because the original Cat Beauty's cat has grown up and is said to be bigger than an adult tiger."

I really can't understand how it feels to fail to pass the exam no matter how hard you try, because the classmates I have met in my previous life, including myself, are below [-] points on the [-]-point scale. At this stage of full marks, some talent is needed, but this kind of talent can also be made up by the sea of ​​questions tactics.

What, some people say they tried but couldn't make it up?It makes up for it by taking the time of complaining to do the questions.

In the stage of basic education, IQ is not what is compared. As long as the IQ is at a normal level, it is impossible to fail to understand the knowledge. What many people lack is not intelligence, but hard work with clear goals.

Find the goal, find the right path, work hard, and that's it.A qualified teacher will teach the first two points, and the third point is what you should do.Sometimes it is necessary to adjust the way the teacher teaches to suit oneself based on one's actual situation. This requires a little cleverness, but if you are not clever enough, it is just a matter of adjusting a few more times.If you want to study hard, you will always find a way.

Holding popular textbooks but claiming that you don’t understand the knowledge in them, in my opinion, is the same as holding a product manual for a general-purpose home appliance but not being able to learn how to operate these appliances.

The textbooks are compiled for people to learn, and the manuals are written to guide users to use. Popularity and generality mean that their threshold is low enough, and they will not deliberately set up obstacles for users. They have normal IQ, basic pre-knowledge, and no relevant information. Illness and people who have plenty of time say that they can’t understand or learn. It’s just an excuse that they don’t want to learn, are too lazy to learn, and feel that nothing will happen if they don’t learn. Anyway, there are people to rely on.

2367_ Follow the rules of the game

So I was not affected by Yan Xu's depression at all, and I didn't sympathize with her, but because I was used to such remarks, I couldn't speak of contempt, it just felt like it had nothing to do with me.

In terms of my academic performance in school in my previous life, it was not very good, above-average level, but I know that with my dedication, I can only achieve this. If I want to improve, I can't stand the pressure, so I I gave up, and since it was my own choice to give up, then I would not be upset about not getting scholarships and recommended places.

What to do, what to get, most things are so fair.

Yan Xu looked at me and asked, "Do all good students look down on me?"

Me: "Most of the good students focus on their studies. As long as the bad students don't disturb their studies, they don't care about the bad students. They don't have time to judge the bad students. Unless your definition of good students also includes The sixty to seventy part of dawdling."

Yan Xu: "Sixty or seventy is just dawdling?"

Me: "Of course, this is the most foolish group, even more foolish than the [-]. The [-] have given up studying and focused on other things. The [-] and [-] are still studying and messing with homework. I can get over it, but I am distracted while studying, neither studying nor playing, and I don’t know what I should concentrate on, so I just live day by day, pushed by time.”

Yan Xu: "Ha, as expected of a top student, the requirements are really high."

Me: "I'm not a top student, I'm far from qualified. In addition, I think you envy and despise people who study well. Do you think, or have you ever thought, that those with high scores are just dead-educated and nerds?" , Is it a fool who is stupid in studying and has no social ability? Are you self-satisfied? Earn more than their parents for decades?"

Yan Xu pursed his lips and looked at me, seeming to suppress his anger before saying, "So what? I'm not the only one who thinks so. I didn't invent the term nerd."

Me: "When you are in charge of politics, you do what you are, and you follow the rules of the game in any game. In the school, the score is the highest guide, so the person who gets the high score is, according to the rules. Winners, they play this game beautifully. Even if they don't play other games very well, what does it matter to this game? You have to use the rules of other occasions to measure the superiority of concentrating on surviving in this occasion Those who, I personally think, are very unreasonable."

Me: "What's more, when those high-scoring people change their living environment, and after they get used to the new rules again, who have already won once, who dares to say that they can't win the second time?"