Xiu Erdai's daily essays

2296_ Uninformed report

Although there are so many people willing to inform me, I can't always know the affairs of the sect, especially the matters related to me, in the first place. This is really painful.

Or should I give up the high-cold image setting?Thinking about the enthusiasm of the Acacia sect for dating me, I still don’t want it. I think it’s better to keep a distance, otherwise some people can read exercises to me every day even if they have nothing to say, pretending to read it a hundred times. banner.

——This sect is not higher than my practice, no matter what profession, still use you to read it to me?You first catch your own spelling mistakes.Misreading is trivial, but I am afraid that you will also misunderstand the meaning of the words, and if you continue to practice wrongly, then the trouble will be serious.Really, when you are new to learning the exercises, the elders will show you how to read it at least once, and explain the basic meaning word by word, word by word, sentence by sentence, and paragraph by paragraph. How can you read it wrong?Are you listening in class?Is the theory class all used to sleep?

Pei Bing: "Look, this is the reason why most disciples don't dare to hear some news and report it to you. Even if they themselves are not absolutely sure of the news, they just told you casually, but when you look at it, the wrong information, Contempt came."

I just despise it in my heart. In this life, when facing someone I don't know very well, unless that person offends me, I usually don't express my contempt.

Pei Bing: "Expression."

...OK, you are right.

Brother Fei asked the senior brother: "Based on what you know about him, do you think he already knows that we are worried about his resignation? Will he resign?"

He doesn't 'feel', he knows the exact answer.

Eldest brother: "Did you see that my communicator is turned on and the voice transmission mode is turned on?"

Brother Fei: "Of course I saw that you put all the defenses on the communicator on the table, but you didn't disconnect the communication when I was reporting and chatting with you, which means that the other party has no problem listening to our conversation, so there is no need to avoid it. Which department is it... I subconsciously thought that the other side of the communicator was also looking for your peers to report to work. However, if you have not cut off the communication and the other party has not spoken, it is because the other party is looking for some information... Is there any information that must be opened? Check it with the communicator? Why can't you disconnect it first and then contact it after the check?"

Big brother: "Yes, why?"

Brother Fei: "You answer my question first, will Brother Pei resign?"

It's changed to 'Junior Brother Pei'. I probably already guessed or seriously suspected that the other end of the communicator is me, but I don't pierce it, pretend I don't know, what should I do? I don't even forcefully change the inappropriate topic. This thick-skinned man is worthy of being a senior who can manage such complicated departments as the mission office.

2297_ face skin

The big brother didn’t think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he said to the communicator: “Junior Brother Pei, I’m asking you.” Then he turned on the screen of the communicator in the public release mode, allowing me to meet Brother Fei.

Senior Brother Fei was very steadfast, with a calm expression on his face, appearing particularly reliable.He nodded slightly at me and said, "Congratulations to Junior Brother Pei for forming alchemy. Maybe after entering Jindan, Junior Brother Pei will feel that the distribution map task is useless, or not as good as it is, so he wants to resign. Our task department fully understands this feeling, but the process It still has to be regulated, if Junior Brother Pei wants to resign, the rules are the same as before, please notify us at least one year in advance so that we can arrange for the cartographer to take over."

Senior Brother Fei: "Since you happen to meet Junior Brother Pei now, please give me an accurate word, resign or not. If you want to resign, I will arrange a successor. If you don't resign, then we can adjust the distribution to you." Map requirements. The requirements for the distribution map of the Golden Core Stage are definitely different from those of the Foundation Establishment Stage."

Shameless, shameless.

I felt that even if I accused Senior Brother Fei of calling me Pei Erdu just now, he would still be able to say a flower in a serious manner, so I simply replied: "I will not resign, I will continue to do the distribution map, if one day I don't want to do it Yes, I will definitely submit the application at least one year in advance, so that the relevant work arrangements of the mission office will not be caught off guard and thrown into chaos."

"Thank you, Junior Brother Pei, for supporting our work." Senior Brother Fei said politely to me, and then looked at Senior Senior Brother, "Look at the few things you reported just now, and contact me at any time if you have any questions. I'll meet you later. You have a personal matter."

Senior brother: "Wait until I'm free."

Brother Fei: "No problem, I'll wait. See you later."

After Senior Brother Fei left, I asked Senior Brother, "Does Senior Brother Fei mean to have an appointment with you?"

Senior brother: "I don't fight martial arts like Senior Brother Fei."

The appointment includes Wendou.

Me: "What are you fighting for? Can our communicator connection be maintained until then?"

Big brother: "It depends on you, I still insist, I will definitely not hang up the communication this time."

Me: "Looking at the materials in the Zongshu Pavilion, there is definitely no place for me to avoid you." Your data authority is much higher than mine, and there is no data within my authority because we maintain a communication state. Don't let me see it, the reverse is possible: you want to check the information within your authority and outside my authority, and you just want to get the information, but the test of the magic circle finds that your communicator is connected to me who has no authority, and the magic circle is ruthless You will be severely deprived of viewing privileges, and you may be fined for attempting to violate the rules.

Do you want to try it?

2298_Try

Me: "I can memorize materials for a few years. After I have memorized the contents of Zangshuge, I will continue to memorize the jade slips left by my mother. Of course, I must disconnect the communication before entering Hehuanzong Zangshuge, but you Are you sure that in the years before I went to the Hehuan Sect, at least for more than a year, you didn't need to avoid me? Are you really sure? Seriously? Don't go back on your word?"

Big Brother: "Let's try."

Just try it.

Not long after, someone asked me: "Second Young Master, have you really kept in touch with Senior Brother recently?"

Me: "Yes, we are betting who will meet first and have to avoid each other's privacy or important events. I think the big brother will lose."

Brother Weng Ciye who asked me: "What is the bet between you two?"

Me: "I didn't place a bet. As far as I am concerned, I will make money if I can see the big brother admit defeat."

Brother Weng: "Eldest brother, do you just want to see you admit defeat? There is no reward in kind? Elder brother is not such a stream-of-consciousness person."

Hey, knowing that my communication has been connected to the big brother, you still evaluate him?

It's not just comments, this senior also yelled into my communicator: "Eldest senior brother, you must have some conspiracy? Say, what are you plotting against Pei Meiren? All of us will not agree to anything too extreme."

I switched the communicator to public release, and the elder brother replied: "How can I have a conspiracy against the beauty junior brother? I just want to see the beauty junior brother admit defeat with unwillingness, anger, convincing, and the expectation of 'come again next time,'" You're the winner this time, with such a stubborn and arrogant look. Don't you want to see it? Does anyone not want to see it?"

Brother Weng: "I really want it, I am fascinated. When Pei Meiren surrenders to you, you can't take it all by yourself. You must let everyone see it."

Eldest brother: "Of course, I need everyone's help if I want to win after all. During this period, I can't encounter things that I can only do by avoiding Junior Brother Pei."

Brother Weng: "Don't worry, we will try our best to delay any secret matters, or ask the master uncle to deal with them first. As long as Pei Meiren reads all the materials that can be seen in the sect, he will definitely not continue to waste time with you without doing anything. When the time comes, he will definitely leave the sect, and he will definitely want to go to the library pavilion of Hehuanzong, and enter the library pavilion of other sects, and the communicator will never be turned on all the time, Junior Brother Pei has always grasped this kind of sense very well."

I didn't bother to remind these two that I was listening to their conversation, so I just said: "As a staff member of Cangshuge, Senior Brother Weng, can you control how secret matters are handled?" Cangshuge is equivalent to a library, which is natural for the sect Important, but they are relatively idle and marginalized in their daily work. The main work is just listening, recording and organizing, and they have little right to participate.

2299_brain power

Brother Weng: "Of course you can't control it, but as a staff member of Cangshuge, if I tell others that the current type of information is relatively important and prone to secrecy, others will tend to believe it, and then when this kind of secrecy is still related to you , [-]% of the letter will be changed to [-]% just in case. Without further ado, I'll go and spread the news."

...Do you dare not plot against me in front of me!

Eldest brother: "Originally, when it comes to non-official matters of the sect, if you and I choose one or the other, most of the disciples of this sect will prefer you, but when they favor you, they can only get a little thank you from you, but if they favor me, they can get yours." When it comes to pornographic photos, I have the upper hand."

Me: "Where did you get the pornographic photos?" You dare to spread that kind of stuff, believe it or not, the twins dare to beat you up?You decide for yourself which one of them you can resist - I don't doubt that senior brother has my photo in his hand, as for why he has... There are many possibilities, I don't want to explore in depth.

Eldest brother: "The fact is that it's a coquettish photo, but if it is passed on, it will become a pornographic photo. I just tell you in advance how the rumor will evolve."

The evolution direction of the rumors is much more exciting and richer than what the big brother told in advance.From when I got into a fight with the elder brother; to when the elder brother became enlightened by the demons in his heart and was about to give up his status as the heir to the head of the sect; Elder Pei scolded the younger son, the twins were eager to protect the younger brother, and threatened the senior brother not to abdicate...

I congratulate the elder brother: "Compared to me, everyone cares about you more, and they all believe that you can successfully survive the demon tribulation. Come on, everyone is looking forward to your succession ceremony."

Big brother: "Your brain power is not inferior to the public."

Me: "I'm making a reasonable guess. You've passed most of the golden core peak after you've passed the heart demon tribulation. Isn't it time to conceive a baby? Isn't conceiving a baby a succession ceremony?" Your master wants to It has been hundreds of years since the position of head has been left to you. It is conservatively estimated that you have been thinking about it since you formed an alchemy. As soon as you enter Yuanying, the head uncle will definitely abdicate within a year and replace you as head.

Ah, just entering the Nascent Soul cultivation base is still not stable, it takes a few years to a long time to adapt to decades, generally after the adaptation period is suitable to become the head?The master master has always trusted his big apprentice, so he won't have that kind of unnecessary worry.Since it was possible to designate him as a great apprentice in the year when the elder brother formed the alchemy, then naturally he can be designated as the new master in the year when the elder brother became a baby.