Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 499
2088_Evacuate
For example, the rocket launcher has great attack power, but it can't be brought indoors, and it is also tied around the waist when talking with people in a friendly manner?Ribbons are very aesthetic, and they are also suitable for reducing the enemy's defensiveness, but when it is necessary to enhance one's own momentum and intimidate the opponent, holding up the ribbon does not seem to help.
When the monk pours spiritual power into the sword, so that the sword can not only realize the power of rocket launchers, but also create the effect of ribbons, the scope of application of the sword will be wider, and it will be easier for most people to put it down.
Pei Bing: "Yes, the sword not only has actual combat power, but also can hold [beep——]"
Pei Bing: "...Why did you silence me in the essay? What's the point of using homophones to silence me?"
Harmony, in case it is mouthed off.
Pei Bing: "Don't fool me, this word won't be spoken!"
Xiao Mian, you understand quite well.
Alright, let's really go back to the scene where Boluo evacuated in embarrassment.
When she was evacuating, I didn't just chat with Pei Bing, analyze the meaning of the sword to sword cultivators, watch her in distress, and after blocking the live broadcast of the sound, I also asked Bo Luo in a friendly way: "I need to help you block the video transmission." Is it?" In order to maintain your goddess image in the hearts of your fans.
Zhang Feng messaged me: "It's too bad, Second Young Master."
You called me son 'two' when you messaged me alone, and you called me son 'three' in the live broadcast just now, why do you think you are so itchy?
Boluo actually found time to smile at me in his embarrassment, not quite a goddess, but a very cute smile—with dimples on his face—and gasping, he said: “Thank you, I can hold on for a while, if it’s really not possible , and ask Fellow Daoist Pei to help."
Me: "...Okay, it's okay, there's no rush."
Intoxicated in the barrage: "So cute..."
Goddesses can be so ethereal that people look up to them in awe, but they can also be so cute that they are very close to the people.Boluo also understands well.
Pei Bing: "Don't define monks with your two-dimensional thinking."
I'm not the only one who thinks this way, the barrage also says the same:
"I want to make a Goddess Bo's pillow! I wanted to do it before, but I didn't dare, but the smile just now is really great!"
"Want to kiss."
"I'm going to interrupt your conversation, but that smile of Fellow Daoist Bo is for Pei Lin."
"..."
2089_ Intentionally Hurt Ghosts?
Then a bunch of bullet screens said that I was going to bury me alive, and darkly speculated that before Bo Luo smiled, I must have said something shameful when I blocked my voice!
Then there was another bunch of bullet screens saying that Bo Luo would be buried alive, because if I said something shameful, from Bo Luo's expression, she would be very happy to hear it, so she must be the one who lured me to say it!
Are these guys stupid?Although I blocked my voice for the sake of Bo Luo's image and prevented my proposal from being spread, but next to me was Bao inquiring about disciples.Just looking at Zhang Feng's reaction, you should know that I didn't say any big news—unexpectedly, although I thought about it for Bo Luo, Bo Luo himself had other plans, which seemed unnecessary.
Bo Luo finally ran out by himself, and at the same time she came out, I stepped back, and Zhang Feng and Bo Luo followed me further away from the old woman npc and Yin Bao's projection.
Then, the fantasy scene began to crumble.Before, I partially cut off the connection between this small piece of illusion and the main illusion of the playing field. After the cut, the fracture slowly extended and expanded the scope of the fracture. Until this moment, all the parts that were not cut off before were also broken. The added illusion finally completely broke away from the main illusion.
——If Boluo runs out more slowly, the time for the completion of the break can be delayed, because I can suppress the break speed.
When I just cut off the connection between Yin Bao's projection and the real Yin Bao in the main world, the real Yin Bao's movements stopped abruptly, and the net around her also stopped moving. After a while, the net quickly retracted into Yin Bao's body , the impact of its retraction seems to have caused Yin Bao injury, she shed a drop of blood and tears, and then passed out on the ground.
At that time, some people accused me of intentionally hurting ghosts, but this kind of remarks did not take off because:
"Yunxia Sect doesn't have ghost cultivators, and if you don't actually get in touch with them, Young Master Pei knows what a ghost. Do you think it's enough to deal with ghost cultivators on paper or to talk to ghost cultivators? You must actually beat them, and it must be the one that can kill you." Fighting with a ghost cultivator is similar to fighting with a living person from the perspective of a bystander, but I can only know from personal experience that there is a big difference."
"Don't be in a hurry to convict, it's not necessarily an injury, let alone a bad thing. Blood and tears are a lot of damage to ordinary ghosts, but Yin Bao's blood pupil is not normal, and it may be a good thing if it flows out."
"Shut up if you don't understand Ghost Cultivator, it's not your turn to talk. If Hei Pei Lin Shao gets involved with Ghost Cultivator, Ghost Cultivator will not participate in the intrigues of you living people."
...It seems that there is a ghost cultivator speaking for me?It's an honor to be alive.
2090_ small ball
When the added small piece of illusion and the main illusion of the game field were completely broken, the old lady npc in the illusion and Yin Bao's projection merged into one, and the connecting line projection shrunk towards Yin Bao's projection like the net in reality before, but This time the indentation is more violent.When the connection line is retracted, the combination of Yin Bao Projection and the Granny NPC also begins to retract, with the head retracted into the chest, hands and feet retracted into the abdomen...
Fortunately, since the fusion of the projection and the npc, their images have become blurred and blurred. After retracting, the degree of blurring becomes heavier and heavier, so when the whole person retracts, it does not look ugly. With a strange sense of coordination.
When the retraction is in progress, the small piece of illusion that is independent from the main illusion is also shrinking. After it becomes independent, the magic circle that broadcasts it live is still running, but when it shrinks, it causes space distortion, and the magic circle gradually fails. The situation is becoming increasingly difficult to see clearly.In the blur, I can vaguely see Yin Bao's projection and the old woman npc gradually shrinking into a ball, a ball that is very similar to the previous remnant souls except that it is much larger.The independent small piece of illusion also gradually shrunk until it shrunk to the point where it just covered the ball that looked like a remnant soul.
At this time, the live broadcast screen disappeared, and the last image was taken outside the small illusion. It can be seen that the small illusion, which has become a small ball, is still shrinking further, and it seems to become solid from a fluffy phantom.
After the live broadcast screen was gone, I went on to watch the relevant screens in the Smash Bros. materials sent by the mission office: a small solid illusion wrapped in the internal Yin Bao projection and the old woman npc, which was not completely an illusion, shrunk and became smaller and more solid , until it shrunk down to about the size of an ordinary elixir, and then it seemed to have lost its support as it had been floating and changing, and began to fall, and landed on a stone, making a crisp impact sound, and then bounced into the grass next to it, rolling Rolled, and rolled all the blood and tears on the ground to the surface of itself, turning into a red, crystal clear, and somewhat transparent beautiful ball, still.
That's right, the phantom ball landed next to the unconscious Yin Bao, so it appeared in the live broadcast again.It seems that it was attracted by Yin Bao's blood and tears, and let the blood and tears become the final material for its formation.
After the phantom ball stopped, Yin Bao woke up, and when she opened her eyes, her eyes were no longer red.
After Yin Bao woke up, he stood up and cast his eyes on the illusion ball without hesitation. The illusion ball seemed to be summoned, floated from the ground, floated into Yin Bao's open palm, and melted into Yin Bao's open hand. in the palm of your hand.
2091_ Black to Spare No Efforts
Then, Yin Bao's eyes turned red again, but this time, it was no longer bloodthirsty with a terrifying aura, but a very beautiful, translucent warm red.
Barrage:
"...Well, I don't know ghost cultivation, but the little red ball that Fellow Daoist Yin absorbed was shrunk from the detached illusion? Before that part of the live broadcast disappeared, I saw that the detached illusion seemed to be shrinking into a small ball the trend of."
"Is there anyone who can give an accurate answer? Great sects? Is that little red ball a phantom condensate?"
"Even so, so what?"
"If it is, the content contained in that small ball includes: the projection of Fellow Daoist Yin that Pei Lin created and cut off his connection with the main body, the phantom of the old woman who jumped at Pei Lin, and the small phantom of Pei Lin's collapse and separation from the phantom of the main body of the game. "
"...You really spared no effort to black Pei Lin."
"It's not about blackmailing him. What I mean is, this thing is so related to Pei Lin. If Fellow Daoist Yin absorbs it, won't it be affected? For example, being indirectly controlled by Pei Lin?"
"As a Pei vase black, I can't stand it anymore. Why do you think that Young Master Pei has the scheming to control others? I think he is so spoiled that he can't raise that IQ at all."
"That's right, Pei Meiren is so obedient, so gentle, and so kind, how could she do the disgusting thing of controlling others? Doesn't controlling an ugly ghost lower his appearance?"
"...Who is the fan and who is the black?"
"Don't pursue that, anyway, it's just a guy who looks at the face."
"It's naturally black when it's pink, and it's pink when it's dark. It's not bad, it's not bad."
Zhang Feng messaged me: "Can you control Yin Bao?"
Me: "Don't listen to the fact that the wind is the rain. As a professional journalist, you should provide the public with material to talk about, instead of extracting the public's discussion. What is the use of you just making barrage clippings?"
Zhang Feng: "Young Master Pei taught you a lesson. So, where shall we go next?"
How can there be any 'we'?Me: "You follow and interview Boluo, I'll find a safe place to rest."
Zhang Feng: "I don't think it's possible, because Bo Luo seems to be planning to follow you."
Me: "It's just a tea cultivator. I don't want her to follow me at the same cultivation level. Can she follow?"
For example, the rocket launcher has great attack power, but it can't be brought indoors, and it is also tied around the waist when talking with people in a friendly manner?Ribbons are very aesthetic, and they are also suitable for reducing the enemy's defensiveness, but when it is necessary to enhance one's own momentum and intimidate the opponent, holding up the ribbon does not seem to help.
When the monk pours spiritual power into the sword, so that the sword can not only realize the power of rocket launchers, but also create the effect of ribbons, the scope of application of the sword will be wider, and it will be easier for most people to put it down.
Pei Bing: "Yes, the sword not only has actual combat power, but also can hold [beep——]"
Pei Bing: "...Why did you silence me in the essay? What's the point of using homophones to silence me?"
Harmony, in case it is mouthed off.
Pei Bing: "Don't fool me, this word won't be spoken!"
Xiao Mian, you understand quite well.
Alright, let's really go back to the scene where Boluo evacuated in embarrassment.
When she was evacuating, I didn't just chat with Pei Bing, analyze the meaning of the sword to sword cultivators, watch her in distress, and after blocking the live broadcast of the sound, I also asked Bo Luo in a friendly way: "I need to help you block the video transmission." Is it?" In order to maintain your goddess image in the hearts of your fans.
Zhang Feng messaged me: "It's too bad, Second Young Master."
You called me son 'two' when you messaged me alone, and you called me son 'three' in the live broadcast just now, why do you think you are so itchy?
Boluo actually found time to smile at me in his embarrassment, not quite a goddess, but a very cute smile—with dimples on his face—and gasping, he said: “Thank you, I can hold on for a while, if it’s really not possible , and ask Fellow Daoist Pei to help."
Me: "...Okay, it's okay, there's no rush."
Intoxicated in the barrage: "So cute..."
Goddesses can be so ethereal that people look up to them in awe, but they can also be so cute that they are very close to the people.Boluo also understands well.
Pei Bing: "Don't define monks with your two-dimensional thinking."
I'm not the only one who thinks this way, the barrage also says the same:
"I want to make a Goddess Bo's pillow! I wanted to do it before, but I didn't dare, but the smile just now is really great!"
"Want to kiss."
"I'm going to interrupt your conversation, but that smile of Fellow Daoist Bo is for Pei Lin."
"..."
2089_ Intentionally Hurt Ghosts?
Then a bunch of bullet screens said that I was going to bury me alive, and darkly speculated that before Bo Luo smiled, I must have said something shameful when I blocked my voice!
Then there was another bunch of bullet screens saying that Bo Luo would be buried alive, because if I said something shameful, from Bo Luo's expression, she would be very happy to hear it, so she must be the one who lured me to say it!
Are these guys stupid?Although I blocked my voice for the sake of Bo Luo's image and prevented my proposal from being spread, but next to me was Bao inquiring about disciples.Just looking at Zhang Feng's reaction, you should know that I didn't say any big news—unexpectedly, although I thought about it for Bo Luo, Bo Luo himself had other plans, which seemed unnecessary.
Bo Luo finally ran out by himself, and at the same time she came out, I stepped back, and Zhang Feng and Bo Luo followed me further away from the old woman npc and Yin Bao's projection.
Then, the fantasy scene began to crumble.Before, I partially cut off the connection between this small piece of illusion and the main illusion of the playing field. After the cut, the fracture slowly extended and expanded the scope of the fracture. Until this moment, all the parts that were not cut off before were also broken. The added illusion finally completely broke away from the main illusion.
——If Boluo runs out more slowly, the time for the completion of the break can be delayed, because I can suppress the break speed.
When I just cut off the connection between Yin Bao's projection and the real Yin Bao in the main world, the real Yin Bao's movements stopped abruptly, and the net around her also stopped moving. After a while, the net quickly retracted into Yin Bao's body , the impact of its retraction seems to have caused Yin Bao injury, she shed a drop of blood and tears, and then passed out on the ground.
At that time, some people accused me of intentionally hurting ghosts, but this kind of remarks did not take off because:
"Yunxia Sect doesn't have ghost cultivators, and if you don't actually get in touch with them, Young Master Pei knows what a ghost. Do you think it's enough to deal with ghost cultivators on paper or to talk to ghost cultivators? You must actually beat them, and it must be the one that can kill you." Fighting with a ghost cultivator is similar to fighting with a living person from the perspective of a bystander, but I can only know from personal experience that there is a big difference."
"Don't be in a hurry to convict, it's not necessarily an injury, let alone a bad thing. Blood and tears are a lot of damage to ordinary ghosts, but Yin Bao's blood pupil is not normal, and it may be a good thing if it flows out."
"Shut up if you don't understand Ghost Cultivator, it's not your turn to talk. If Hei Pei Lin Shao gets involved with Ghost Cultivator, Ghost Cultivator will not participate in the intrigues of you living people."
...It seems that there is a ghost cultivator speaking for me?It's an honor to be alive.
2090_ small ball
When the added small piece of illusion and the main illusion of the game field were completely broken, the old lady npc in the illusion and Yin Bao's projection merged into one, and the connecting line projection shrunk towards Yin Bao's projection like the net in reality before, but This time the indentation is more violent.When the connection line is retracted, the combination of Yin Bao Projection and the Granny NPC also begins to retract, with the head retracted into the chest, hands and feet retracted into the abdomen...
Fortunately, since the fusion of the projection and the npc, their images have become blurred and blurred. After retracting, the degree of blurring becomes heavier and heavier, so when the whole person retracts, it does not look ugly. With a strange sense of coordination.
When the retraction is in progress, the small piece of illusion that is independent from the main illusion is also shrinking. After it becomes independent, the magic circle that broadcasts it live is still running, but when it shrinks, it causes space distortion, and the magic circle gradually fails. The situation is becoming increasingly difficult to see clearly.In the blur, I can vaguely see Yin Bao's projection and the old woman npc gradually shrinking into a ball, a ball that is very similar to the previous remnant souls except that it is much larger.The independent small piece of illusion also gradually shrunk until it shrunk to the point where it just covered the ball that looked like a remnant soul.
At this time, the live broadcast screen disappeared, and the last image was taken outside the small illusion. It can be seen that the small illusion, which has become a small ball, is still shrinking further, and it seems to become solid from a fluffy phantom.
After the live broadcast screen was gone, I went on to watch the relevant screens in the Smash Bros. materials sent by the mission office: a small solid illusion wrapped in the internal Yin Bao projection and the old woman npc, which was not completely an illusion, shrunk and became smaller and more solid , until it shrunk down to about the size of an ordinary elixir, and then it seemed to have lost its support as it had been floating and changing, and began to fall, and landed on a stone, making a crisp impact sound, and then bounced into the grass next to it, rolling Rolled, and rolled all the blood and tears on the ground to the surface of itself, turning into a red, crystal clear, and somewhat transparent beautiful ball, still.
That's right, the phantom ball landed next to the unconscious Yin Bao, so it appeared in the live broadcast again.It seems that it was attracted by Yin Bao's blood and tears, and let the blood and tears become the final material for its formation.
After the phantom ball stopped, Yin Bao woke up, and when she opened her eyes, her eyes were no longer red.
After Yin Bao woke up, he stood up and cast his eyes on the illusion ball without hesitation. The illusion ball seemed to be summoned, floated from the ground, floated into Yin Bao's open palm, and melted into Yin Bao's open hand. in the palm of your hand.
2091_ Black to Spare No Efforts
Then, Yin Bao's eyes turned red again, but this time, it was no longer bloodthirsty with a terrifying aura, but a very beautiful, translucent warm red.
Barrage:
"...Well, I don't know ghost cultivation, but the little red ball that Fellow Daoist Yin absorbed was shrunk from the detached illusion? Before that part of the live broadcast disappeared, I saw that the detached illusion seemed to be shrinking into a small ball the trend of."
"Is there anyone who can give an accurate answer? Great sects? Is that little red ball a phantom condensate?"
"Even so, so what?"
"If it is, the content contained in that small ball includes: the projection of Fellow Daoist Yin that Pei Lin created and cut off his connection with the main body, the phantom of the old woman who jumped at Pei Lin, and the small phantom of Pei Lin's collapse and separation from the phantom of the main body of the game. "
"...You really spared no effort to black Pei Lin."
"It's not about blackmailing him. What I mean is, this thing is so related to Pei Lin. If Fellow Daoist Yin absorbs it, won't it be affected? For example, being indirectly controlled by Pei Lin?"
"As a Pei vase black, I can't stand it anymore. Why do you think that Young Master Pei has the scheming to control others? I think he is so spoiled that he can't raise that IQ at all."
"That's right, Pei Meiren is so obedient, so gentle, and so kind, how could she do the disgusting thing of controlling others? Doesn't controlling an ugly ghost lower his appearance?"
"...Who is the fan and who is the black?"
"Don't pursue that, anyway, it's just a guy who looks at the face."
"It's naturally black when it's pink, and it's pink when it's dark. It's not bad, it's not bad."
Zhang Feng messaged me: "Can you control Yin Bao?"
Me: "Don't listen to the fact that the wind is the rain. As a professional journalist, you should provide the public with material to talk about, instead of extracting the public's discussion. What is the use of you just making barrage clippings?"
Zhang Feng: "Young Master Pei taught you a lesson. So, where shall we go next?"
How can there be any 'we'?Me: "You follow and interview Boluo, I'll find a safe place to rest."
Zhang Feng: "I don't think it's possible, because Bo Luo seems to be planning to follow you."
Me: "It's just a tea cultivator. I don't want her to follow me at the same cultivation level. Can she follow?"
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