Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1988_ too confused

"What's so new about that? Elder Pei Ji and Elder Jiang Lin both have family continuations in the mortal world, and Yunxia Sect also has an office in the mortal world. If he is interested, what can't he get?"

"If you want to get it, you can definitely get it, but you might not think of it at ordinary times? Do you think he is even interested in coins from the mortal world?"

"I don't think it's purely interested. He even picked up the banknotes and pointed them at the sun. What is he looking at?"

I just checked to see if the usual method of identifying the authenticity of coins worked well, and just in case I took it for granted, I also checked on the website of the Mortal World to find out what anti-counterfeiting the latest version of banknotes has done.Facts have proved that the "look at the light" is applicable to this life, the previous life, and multiple banknotes.

In fact, although the banknotes in the mortal world have many complicated technical means, monks can completely imitate them like cats and dogs, and even a trace of texture is good.The biggest problem is still the material. It is impossible to imitate the texture of the materials used in every item in a general illusion. If the illusion is based on the memory of the person trapped in the illusion, it may fool the person trapped in the illusion, but Based on the real scene, as long as the degree of simulation is lacking, those who fall into the illusion may see through the lack due to the bias of their own knowledge.

Of course, the illusion of Suoxianzong is only used to construct the playing field, and it was shown at the beginning that it is an illusion, so there is no such process as "seeing through the illusion and getting out of the illusion", but I still feel a little bit about those obvious mistakes and omissions. Disturbed: too confused.

It’s like after seeing an ornament in a certain drama, I found the nine yuan and nine free shipping on a certain treasure, and I bought it out of fun, although I didn’t expect to buy the real same style , but when I received the goods, I took a look... Shan Said still went for snacks, the colors were all misplaced.

This is clearly a matter of attitude.

No, it's a matter of price.

Nine yuan and nine free shipping must not be too demanding; similarly, Suoxianzong's products should not be too detailed. They can be regarded as worthy of the audience if they can fool the overall appearance.

Some mortals in the audience who watched my scene boldly posted a barrage:

"Pei Xianren should be checking the authenticity of the currency, and whether the electrical appliances can be used."

"I can understand electrical appliances. If there is no movement when the power switch is turned on, it means that there is a problem with the copying of Suoxianzong..."

"The biggest problem is that there is no electricity."

"But the lights are on."

"That's not because there is electricity, but a light source is set at the position of the lamp. If you don't believe me, if you break the bulb, it is guaranteed that the position will continue to be lit, and the brightness will not change at all."

1989_College Entrance Examination

"Not so many times? I remember that the Suoxianzong still has a lot of contacts with the mortal world, and it must be more frequent than the Yunxia Sect and the mortal world."

"The full score of the college entrance examination is [-], the highest score of the disciples of the Suoxian Sect is less than [-], and the highest score of the disciples of the Yunxia Sect is nearly [-]."

"Immortal participates in the college entrance examination?!"

"Children, don't get excited. There are indeed various reasons, including whim, betting with others, being forced into the examination room after the task went astray, and so on. Don't worry, their identities will be revealed before the results come out or even before entering the examination room." , so even if they get nervous and fill in their volunteers, they will not have any impact on the number of admissions."

"Actually, it doesn't matter much if you don't wear a gang, because generally you can't get a high score in the exam. The way to answer the questions required by the college entrance examination is too different from the monk's usual way of doing the questions. The Yunxiazong's nearly [-] points is because it has been more than half a year. In the third year of high school, I did a lot of mock questions. But you have to know that the memory of the monk is very good, and there is no problem in memorizing all the textbooks and reference materials involved in the exam in half a year. No need to sleep, food can be solved with Bigu Dan, his study efficiency is much higher than that of normal mortal high school students. In this way, he only got nearly [-] points after half a year of preparation, although it is considered high, but compared to that year The number one scholar came, I remember there was a difference of forty or fifty points?"

"Which member of Yunxiazong is so boring, spending more than half a year preparing for the college entrance examination? Did he go to university after the exam?"

"What the hell, his identity was known by the mortal world three months before the college entrance examination, and Yun Xiazong paid a fine to get the qualification for the college entrance examination. He almost couldn't even enter the examination room."

"What is this? You haven't seen Zhong Sumen, let the disciples take the college entrance examination collectively, use the college entrance examination results to determine the list of secret realms, and pay the fine, the education bureau of the mortal world welcomes them to apply for the exam every year. Yunxiazong didn't get through well relation."

"What's the purpose of opening up this relationship? I want to listen to a professor's class in a university, and I just go in and listen to it with invisibility, and take the college entrance examination? Do you want to give me a diploma?"

"Did you pay the audience fee?"

"Auditing fee... If you are so literary and artistic, you will be fined if you are fined. You must pay it. The top ten will not be punished. If you are a casual cultivator, you will probably escape, and the casual cultivator alliance can't control it."

"I voluntarily pay for defamation."

"Yo, so self-conscious, do you know which direction the payment window opens? Do you know the name of the department in the mortal world that is in charge of this matter?"

"Special Events Department. No windows, underground."

"Isn't it at the dump?"

"Isn't it in the crematorium?"

1990_Special Events Division

"Hey, immortals, the existence of our department is still a half-secret to most mortals. When it is mentioned, it is often referred to as 'relevant department'. It is not good to expose us too much."

"So where exactly do you set up your office?"

"According to local conditions and local conditions. But they must have set up spiritual power transmitters, so that when the immortals need us, they must be able to find us easily."

"So if you want to renege on your debts, you can't find an excuse."

"How poor is it? I even want to rely on a few mortal coins."

"How much is that? Ask Zhong Sumen how much fine they pay every year."

"Or ask Chiwuzong how much compensation is paid every year. I remember that Chiwuzong made a separate budget for this, and it is listed once a year, because the compensation for the mortal world is not allowed to be paid every year."

"May I ask all the immortals, as a mortal, what should I do if I want to find the Special Events Office?"

"Hey, this classmate, don't increase our workload casually."

"Hey, the easiest way is to entrust with the Xiuzhen sect office in your city, and then the staff of the office will take you there. The staff of the office know where the local special events are, because We usually communicate frequently."

"I'll report it right away, and please don't accept such commissions from all offices."

"You can also find a way to get a spiritual power receiver, which can sense the spiritual power signal from a special event. But I don't know where to get this kind of receiver. The monk doesn't need this, because the monk himself is the receiver , but someone may have made this kind of thing specially for mortals. Probably still have to entrust the purchase to the sect office."

"If there is a spiritual power transmitter in a special event, there must be a corresponding receiver."

"We don't sell to mortals."

"As a person who has done related tasks, let me explain in detail the meaning of the phrase 'not sold to mortals' by this employee of the Special Events Department. I have done a task before, and a mortal was involved in the task. Specifically I won’t talk about the content of the mission. The key point is that after the mission is over and I leave, in order to ensure the safety of this mortal, the Special Events Department gave this mortal their contact information, which includes the ability to receive the launch of the Special Events Department. The receiver of the spiritual power that comes out."

1991_Idiot

"Masters! As one of the leaders of the Special Events Department, I solemnly warn you that you are encouraging mortals to become interested in our department, and this interest may lead some mortals to do some dangerous things in order to find us. Especially The example given by the previous monk, 'in order to ensure the safety of that mortal, so my department gave that mortal our contact information', does this imply that there is no need for me to tell you? If a mortal puts himself in In a dangerous place, just to see who will protect them, and if someone dies because of it, who will be responsible?"

"Tsk, I worry a lot. Do the official departments of your mortal world take care of mortals as babies? If you want to die, let them die. After a few deaths, the rest of the people will naturally learn to behave. If they still don't , that can only show that death is not enough.”

"idiot."

"Yes, mortals are fools."

"No, I mean it's an idiot who despises you in public."

"Ha, you don't dare to offend the Big Ten, why, now mortals are added to the 'Didn't Offend List'? Or is it that the Big Ten will help the mortal world arrest people for the sake of friendship between the two worlds? Who will be dispatched to arrest me? To show respect Ordinary people's attention, is it necessary to make a move in the Mahayana stage, or in the stage of transforming into a god?"

"boom"

"...Who sent the 'boom'? The course of action of the word 'boom' is quite drifting."

"Sorry, I'm the Special Events Division. When we were arresting the malicious instigators just now, there was a little accident in the manipulation of the utensils. The sound effects on the scene were converted into text and sent out as barrage. Don't mind everyone, please continue to chat happily. I I just want to emphasize once again to all mortals: Do not deliberately get involved in spiritual power incidents. Although our department will indeed do its best to protect your safety, spiritual power incidents are too variable, and we can only rely on external things in this regard. At the first level, sometimes it is impossible to respond effectively in the first place, and when we resolve the incident, it is very likely that you will have no bones left. Therefore, please be careful with your own lives."

"Uh... I don't know what to call this person. In short, don't worry, as a mortal, I don't know where to start even if I want to touch spiritual power incidents, and I'm afraid of ghosts, so I definitely won't take the initiative to cause trouble. "

"Yes, if you want to see spiritual power events, you can come to Feicheng to see the hamster. The staff of the Yunxia Sect office here has a hamster that is said to be a descendant of a spirit beast. It is alive and can type and chat with people."

"Is it an advertisement for Yunxia Sect?"

"Spiritual beasts and their offspring can type what good advertisement? The Yunxia Sect doesn't feel ashamed to use this as a publicity."