Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1968_Foreboding

Shi Bolin: "That beauty, let's go together, can you protect me?"

This guy sometimes really makes me unable to see whether he is really stupid or pretending to be crazy.

I don't."

Shi Bolin: "Oh. Then, then I went to fight for the qualification?"

Me: "Go."

Shi Bolin became happy again: "Beauty, wait for me to get you No.1."

Or you can save so much effort and just supply me with the spirit beads I bet on.

After Shi Bolin left, I asked Wu Yi: "What about you, do you really do the questions next, or practice by yourself?"

Wu Yi: "Although the illusion of Suoxianzong is relatively illusory, it still has a certain isolation from the outside world. The daily practice of maintaining state is okay, but it is not suitable for the study that requires a little more precision. Therefore, it is still a problem. Bar."

Me: "Mind if I follow you?"

Wu Yi: "From my personal preference, I don't mind, but when the word 'don't mind' lingers in my mind, I have an ominous premonition. After I say these three words, the ominous The premonition is clearer and stronger."

I:"……"

Wu Yi looked at me and emphasized: "It's very ominous."

...I may know where the ominousness is coming from.

After Shi Bolin's new talisman was refined, I lowered the shielding level for the audience. Now I only shield the voice and mouth, just to prevent people from knowing the content of our conversation. As for the walking movements and so on, let them see It doesn't hurt to watch.

As a result, the barrage became restless:

"Ahhh, show me, show me!"

"The mouth is blocked, it's not perfect."

"It's too rough to cover, just use a square to cover it, it's too unsightly, at least use a scarf-style cover! This beauty's aesthetics are too good."

"The Hehuan Sect testifies that Pei Lin's aesthetics is really just that of a swordsman, and the genes of Elder Jiang Lin are only inherited on his face."

"It should be said that Elder Pei's genes are too strong."

"Stop flattering me. It's obviously a problem with the environment in which I grew up. It's strange that a child brought up by a sword cultivator can develop a normal aesthetic. In particular, the Yunxia Sect doesn't have a beauty-loving atmosphere as a whole. Look at the professions of the Yunxia Sect, sword cultivators and law cultivators. Violent maniacs; pill talismans, dead houses; animal control planting, slovenly. The environment for cultivating aesthetics is too bad."

1969_Top Beauty

"This is a professional prejudice. The sword cultivator of the Hehuan Sect, do you dare to say that people don't love beauty? The planters of the Demon League, do you dare to say that they don't care about their appearance? Of all the professions in the Yanxingmen, which one lacks a sense of beauty?"

"A is a sword cultivator, and B is a Confucianism cultivator. There are no other supplementary conditions. Just ask your first reaction when you hear this question. Which one is more eye-catching? Don't think about it, just say your first reaction."

"Oh, don't be so angry. When it comes to professional characteristics, it is easy to quarrel. Let's talk about something happy. For example, Yunxiazong's aesthetic ability is ordinary. In terms of aesthetics, love of beauty, and care for beauty, let's say something about Yunxiazong. It’s far worse than the Hehuan Sect, I don’t think anyone will object to this, right?”

"No."

"agree completely."

"Seconded."

"However, I don't think there are many people who disagree with saying that the top beauties of the Yunxia Sect are better than those of the Hehuan Sect? The current Pei Lin, the previous generation's Qi Xi, and before Qi Xi...maybe the current juniors are just I don't know much. But I can tell you responsibly..."

"Senior Hua Xiao!"

"Oh, there are still people who know how to do this. That's right, Hua Xiao is indeed so beautiful that it makes one's heart tremble. Her demeanor is comparable to that of Qi Xi, who is not a child with a temper, and Pei Lin, who is a child. The top-notch appearance is in the With the addition of top-level temperament, it can only be described as shocking. It is no exaggeration to say that Hua Xiao is an existence who can be admired as long as he shows up. It is a pity that the beauty has a poor life and does not give the public much time to appreciate it. So Cherish Qi Xi, a top-notch beauty at the stage of transformation can be beautiful for thousands of years, and at the age of Qi Xi, there is hope to reach the stage of Mahayana, and it is worth looking forward to."

"So, although Yunxiazong is not suitable for dressing up beauties, it is suitable for giving birth to beauties?"

"Beauty's feng shui treasure. In the future, if you have a child, you can apply to Yunxiazong and lend them a delivery room."

"As if it were easy to have children, do you have children?"

"You should ask first, do you have a Taoist companion?"

"Slow down, there is one more question before, did you lose your virginity?"

"Actually, if you want to get pregnant, you can also try Yunxiazong's feng shui. Look at Elder Pei... everyone understands it, so I don't need to elaborate, right?"

"But as far as I know, Elder Pei conceived twice outside the Yunxia Sect. Maybe the Yunxia Sect's feng shui is not effective in promoting conception?"

"Hey, speak carefully. Why is Elder Pei pregnant with a child? It's Elder Pei's Taoist partner who is pregnant with a child."

1970_ Just the right power

"It doesn't matter who conceives, the key is, how did you conceive? I have tried IVF several times, but all failed. There are some who cannot be fertilized, and some fertilized eggs cannot develop into embryos. Finally, the embryos are formed, but they can't survive at all. , Hang on for a few minutes at most."

"Return the embryo? Every time I put the sperm in contact with the egg, I immediately blow it up. The sperm is like an explosive, so I can't help worrying, will it blow up me and my Taoist partner during the real body mating?"

"Taoist companion or gun buddy?"

"Go away, I don't want to ask you out."

"Elder Pei's fertility miracle can be discussed at any time. Now let's look at Elder Pei's third son. Didn't you find that the part that Pei Lin kept in the way has been dealt with better?"

It's better, Pei Bing has been adjusting.

From overall full shielding to focusing on key shielding; from just blocking information from being perceived by others, to making the blocking power just right when blocking, without lack, waste, or abruptness.

Just the right power, Kunlun Xinge and his predecessors have demonstrated to us before.Blend in with the environment.It's clearly not there, but it doesn't look like it's been dug up, or wrapped in layers of black cloth to block the line of sight, but makes others not realize that it's gone.

In the beginning, Pei Bing used a mosaic to block our mouths when I was talking to other people, which made people want to wipe it off at a glance.Later, he accepted the proposal of the 'shawl' and made a thick cloth to cover half of our faces, which still makes people want to tear it apart, but if the audience is sloppy, they may mistakenly think that the thick cloth is for us to cover the mouth Shaped and hidden objects.

Then, Pei Bing didn't use a cover, but erased our mouths from the image transmission, so roughly that, in the eyes of the audience, it became a section above our necks, and then half of our heads above our noses were suspended.

During that short period of time, there were a lot of protests in the barrage:

"We came to see the beauties, why did we go to horror movies?"

"Beauty, why do you spoil yourself like this?"

"Forgive me for not agreeing with the description of 'spoiled'. Half of the head is also beautiful, only the neck is also beautiful, and the eyes are also beautiful. If the ghost who comes to play with me at night can have this appearance, I can welcome it with a broken body. "

"...What does the one in front do?"

"I reported the previous one, and I strongly request that he/she/it be banned."

"Who do you report to? Is there anyone in the comprehension world who manages bullet screens? Suo Xianzong? Can they control it? They themselves are still in a state of being silenced."

"Yunxia Sect and Hehuan Sect. In fact, there are people who take care of every barrage, but you have to know how to find them."

"It makes sense, be taught."

1971_Looking down attitude

I don't know if anyone from Yunxia Sect and Hehuan Sect accepted this report, because Pei Bing had already silenced that person with the help of an artifact before others responded.

My sister sent a message: "Are you afraid that others will not know that you can read barrage?"

Me: "Tracking Pei Bing's silent spiritual power below the stage of transformation will only be traced to Yunxiazong. If you know that someone in Yunxiazong did it, then you can't continue to investigate. It is impossible to guess that it was me who did the silent speech." , because in a physical sense, I am not in the territory of Yunxia Sect at all now. But those who are above the stage of transformation, if you want to know, you already know that I can contact the outside world."

The mission office kept sending me messages, and I also handed over the distribution map several times. The seniors of Huashen Mahayana had to lose all their spiritual consciousness and spiritual power to find out.

My sister: "Pei Bing is growing fast."

What do you mean by looking at me all the time when you praise him?Yes, compared to his rapid growth, my growth is indeed very useless.

Pei Bing: "I'm a good spirit treasure who will stick to it forever, and I don't despise you."

Pei Bing has been able to look down at me when he speaks recently, and I still can't refute it... The world of cultivation really respects the strong.

Pei Bing: "Don't blame the society for your waste."

Look, look down again.

After Pei Bing cut off the mouths of me and the person I was talking to from the image and caused protests, he quickly made fake mouths for us on the transmitted images, which were the same as our real mouths, except that there would be no speaking mouths. A mouth that may be closed, or that may make meaningless opening and closing movements.

As evidenced by the fact that Pei Bing made fake skin for himself, his skills in imitating human skin are very good, and because he is connected to my soul, the fake mouth he made for me is as good as the real one.

The barrage affirmed this:

"Adjusted the movement of the mouth. Although the opening and closing of the lips is less attractive, the static beauty is also beautiful."

"Is Pei Lin learning the detail masking technique? It's quite easy to learn, and the cuteness has increased."

"I can't do big things, I can only practice some strange skills."

"It's really sour."

"A shield of sword training information, and the previous Tongmingguo, is it still worthy of praise?"

"Sour is very sour, but it seems to be not without reason."

"So, your professional prejudices and professional stereotypes are too serious. Sword cultivators must be uncommon, nervous, violent, vicious, unreasonable, and illiterate..."