Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1936_breaking the ice

Pei Bing: "In order to scold others, you really don't hesitate to scold yourself. What's so strange that I look like you? You should be worried because I don't look like you."

As Pei Bing gets older, I feel like I can't speak for him more and more.

Pei Bing: "Because I am constantly absorbing new knowledge from the outside world and constantly improving, but you are not."

New knowledge... refers to the skill of swearing?

Pei Bing: "The technique of swearing without using dirty words."

Can I learn something meaningful?

Pei Bing: "It's fine if you have learning points. As long as you don't study in a random manner like you."

Fuqiu: "Mi."

...Master Fuqiu, you said 'mi' at this time to support Pei Bing... Oh, no, it was Shi Bolin who broke the ice.

Fuqiu: "Mi." Yes.

I wouldn't have misunderstood you if you had attached a clear explanation of the meaning of 'mi' from the beginning instead of just pronouncing 'mi'.

Pei Binghu pretended to be a tiger: "Still sophistry? You don't understand cats at all. How can you be a shit shovel officer?"

I can't break Pei Bing's defense now, I can't bear to hit hairballs, and I don't have enough eloquence... Force value, force value is really very important, and only with crushing force value can you have the right to speak.

Pei Bing was also critical: "The event and the conclusion don't correspond, right?"

You're done, aren't you?

Shi Bolin's speed of breaking the ice was very slow.

Although my cultivation level is indeed higher than his, and Pei Bing is good at defense, so that the ice that freezes Shi Bolin is not easy to break, but even Ran Jin, who is in the Qi training period, can quickly cause effective damage to the ice after mastering a little skill. It took Shi Bolin... more than a day from being frozen to come out.Doesn't it be more efficient to just use a bunch of explosive runes without any skills?The ice only froze Shi Bolin's limbs and prevented his spiritual power from extending out of the ice, but it did not prevent him from using spiritual power to manipulate the contents of the storage utensils he carried with him.

Talisman cultivators use the talismans they have refined—successfully refined, not semi-finished or failed—generally they will not harm themselves, because the talisman is branded with the refiner's mark during refining.In the same way, people who buy talismans to use them often put their own brand on the talisman before using it. On the one hand, it is to prevent loss, and on the other hand, it is to avoid accidental injury when using the talisman.

However, some people don't add the branding well, so the damage immunity doesn't work, so it's a bit dangerous to use talismans, especially when using some talismans with a lot of movement.

1937_Friendly attitude

After Shi Bolin broke the ice, the black cloth cover was still enveloping him. He lifted the cover halfway to reveal his head, saw me, then he put the black cloth into his storage utensils for his own, and walked towards me Come here quickly.

Judging from his steps, it seems that he came to settle accounts with me, but judging from his expression...

"Beauty, let me tell you something funny." Shi Bolin yelled at me briskly, just like when he usually met me, without any intention of holding any grudges.

This makes me a little guilty.If Shi Bolin gets angry with me or at least chokes me a few words as soon as he comes out, I think it's normal. I don't care whether Bo Lin has exposed it or not.It was also in the foundation building period, he was trapped by me, and he was ashamed because he was inferior to others, so I didn't think I was at fault.

However, now that Shi Bolin first showed his attitude that what I did was not wrong, I felt that I should compensate him. After all, although the major ranks are the same, I am still higher than him in the minor ranks. Strictly speaking, It's a bit of a bully, not good.

Feeling guilty, instead of ignoring him as usual, I followed his words in a friendly manner and asked, "What's a good thing?"

Shi Bolin was stunned for a moment: "Ah...that's a good thing...is the beauty going to obey me?"

 …The expression on my soft face is going back to the cold state: "Do you know where this is? Need an explanation?"

Shi Bolin: "Ah, it really is a dream and needs to be awakened by a beauty."

Can't even freezing into ice keep you awake?

Shi Bolin: "Oh, I know this is a special illusion for fortune-teller competitions. When I was in the ice, I could receive information from the outside world. I heard all the introductions of Suoxianzong."

I also think you should be able to accept it, otherwise it would be too wasteful.

Shi Bolin: "The good thing I'm talking about is this, look, my new talisman."

I looked at the lines on the talisman and the flow of spiritual power for a while, and was a little surprised: "Tongmingguo?" Although it is obviously different from the forming rules of Tongmingguo, there are obvious imitation traces.

Shi Bolin: "Well, I tried to use the refining method of Tongmingguo to make talismans before, but it failed all the time. However, after being wrapped in the beauty's ice, I found a bridge for transformation."

1938_There is a penalty

I looked at Wu Yi: "What kind of talisman did Zhong Sumen refine from Qi'an products?"

Wu Yi: "I don't know, I haven't seen the real thing."

I looked back at Shi Bolin: "Can you demonstrate the process of refining this talisman?" Since I knew him, my tone at this moment may be the best.

Shi Bolin's face was rippling: "Of course."

...so I really can't maintain a good attitude towards him.

Shi Bolin: "But I need my kind of ice as a raw material."

Although it is not necessary, I still can't help but want to ask: "Do I just need ice, or do I need to freeze you?"

Shi Bolin pondered.

... What are you thinking about?Didn't you hear that I was mocking you?

Shi Bolin: "Try to use only ice first. If it doesn't work, then freeze me. Being frozen is quite uncomfortable, mainly because the body cannot move at all, and there is a feeling of itching all over the body that cannot be scratched, although in fact I don't It's really itchy." He said quite seriously.

I froze a few pieces of ice for him without saying anything.

Wu Yi talked to Shi Bolin: "Do you know that there is a kind of punishment, which is to make a hollow shell, the hollow inside the shell is exactly the same size as the victim, and then put the victim into the shell, close the shell, and be punished?" The victim is just inside and can't move at all. The shell has openings for breathing and feeding water at the snout, which is the only place the victim can contact the outside world. Guess a person is sealed in this shell, One year, two years, ten years, 20 years, what will happen?"

Shi Bolin retreated a few steps away from Wu Yi, then retreated a few more steps, and finally retreated to my side, so that he and I and Wu Yi lined up in a straight line, and I was between them.

I squinted at Shi Bolin.

Shi Bolin had a bitter face: "Beauty, now that you're a pervert, I really want to protect you, but since your fighting power is superior to mine, I decided to make sure I don't hold you back... Well, I admit it, I think he It's scary, is he the murderer from the Punishment Department?"

...You mean the list of punishments in the second-rate sect, right?Don't call that disciple a murderer casually, be careful that they will arrest you for slander and torture you.Okay, let's not talk about the criminal list, it's easy to cause trouble.

I introduced: "This is Wu Yi, fellow Daoist of the Peeping Heaven Sect. You have seen it more than once."

Shi Bolin: "...Have you seen it?"

Me: "Kunlun's giant fire ball lotus, the person who picked up the big water ball for a long time after coming out is him."

1939_ice powder

Wu Yi: "Friend Daoist Pei, can't you find a good image scene to use as memory awakening?"

Me: "Generally speaking, things that are particularly embarrassing are more likely to impress people." When I said Wanxin, you participated, and there are thousands of people. It's no wonder Shi Bolin can remember which one you are.

Shi Bolin was really impressed by the person who picked up the water polo, he let out a long 'ah', and said, "Uh, it doesn't look like that, isn't that person very stupid?"

Wu Yi kept smiling - if he had a fighting profession, Shi Bolin would be beaten, and Wu Yi's cultivation was higher than Shi Bolin's.

"The injury was too serious at the time, maybe it didn't look the same." Considering that I have to ask Shi Bolin now, I helped him a little bit, "but it is indeed him, the disciple of the Peeping Heaven Sect."

Shi Bolin: "I believe in beauties."

Well, the letter is fine, let's make a talisman quickly.

Shi Bolin took out a blank talisman paper, gestured at the ice, and asked me after a while, "How can the ice wrap the talisman paper evenly?"

You are Fuxiu and I am Fuxiu?you ask me?

Me: "Frozen your talisman paper together."

Shi Bolin smiled cheerfully: "That's the last resort, don't use it for now. I'll try to make ice into powder."

I directly gave Shi Bolin a bowl of ice powder... ice powder, not the kind of ice powder that is eaten like jelly.

If ordinary ice is ground into powder, it will either turn into water quickly, or solidify while melting, and quickly form a ball. It is difficult to maintain a fine powder state, but ice infiltrated with spiritual power, to put it simply, can make The powder of ice is more stable, it will not melt easily at room temperature, and it will not stick to each other.Grabbing a handful is like cool fine sand, very comfortable.I can also control the shape of the ice powder myself, making them small balls all of the same diameter.

I made a pot for the fur ball to roll around.

Shi Bolin: "Actually, if you give me a big bucket of ice like this, so that I can go into the bucket with my whole body..."

I immediately gave him a big bucket, and he could not only drill into it, but roll around in it like a hairball.

Shi Bolin: "...Wow, beauty, you love me very much today..."

The fur ball raised its paw in the ice powder basin, and stretched out the claw tip towards Shi Bo as if threatening.

Shi Bolin: "The talisman of..."

I'll treat."