Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1908_Sturdy Signboard

Me: "The fortune-teller competition, follow the Peeping Heaven Gate to have big news."

Zhang Feng: "It's the same, because you are likely to cooperate with Kuotianmen. Unless, you have changed your mind to the favorite to win the championship? She has always paid attention to you. It would be good if you want to cooperate with her, she is also a hot spot Chaxiu, just introducing what Chaxiu is is enough for a page."

Me: "Why do you say she is the favorite to win the championship?"

Zhang Feng: "Because she has already shown a lot of hands. It is said that she is born with the ability to see the future."

Me: "So talented? Didn't the Gate of Heaven try to accept her as an apprentice?"

Zhang Feng: "There is an uncertain piece of news, you can just listen to it. It is rumored that the tea cultivator once sold himself to the Peeping Heaven Gate, but was rejected by the Peeping Heaven Gate."

Why do I?"

Zhang Feng: "The rumors can't possibly have all the causes and consequences. However, it's really erratic to recruit disciples from the Giantianmen. They don't want many fortune-tellers who are recognized as talented, successful, respected, and convincing."

Maybe the problem lies in being very respected and convincing.Too active everyday.

Divination requires daily training, but when a fortune-teller's daily training receives too much attention, every move will attract a lot of surprises. In order to maintain his "reliable" image, he has to be careful to falsify, and only dare to say that he is [-]% sure Things, frequently focus on trivial divination, to add new examples to maintain their own reputation, just like Danxiu only dared to refine the elixir that he would not fail in order to get rich, the way forward was blocked .

Some people say that Yaotianmen often loses face in fortune-teller competitions and daily small divinations. The shame is so great that it numbs the public and surprises the public once in a while, just to make the disciples feel relieved.

I usually try a lot, practice a lot, make a lot of mistakes, and constantly explore the upper limit of my ability. When I really need it, I use a divination method that is lower than the upper limit but is sure to be correct.And the so-called "real needs" have a very narrow scope, excluding competitions, fame, fighting spirit... It must be a matter of life and death.

——The public regards the style of Yaotianmen as the benchmark for fortune-tellers, and interprets all the characteristics of Yaotianmen as "the characteristics that an excellent fortune-teller should have" or "the practice of a quasi-excellent fortune-teller".

Looking at Tianmen said: ...Well, in addition to professional characteristics, we also have sect characteristics. Our sect also has other professions besides fortune-teller, and the children in our sect are also messing around every day like children in other families, so Not all acts are related to divination.

The public firmly believes that everything is related.

So the signboard is sometimes so hard that it can't be smashed.

1909_list

Zhang Feng: "We reviewed all the contestants in this competition, and we ruled out Tianmen Gate, and mortal fortune-tellers did not consider it. Among the remaining people, the Chaxiu has the highest winning rate. Do you want to place a bet? The network is not disconnected, hurry up."

At this time, the rules of Suoxianzong introduced: "If the cooperators complete a divination project independently, they will automatically become contestants and rank together with other contestants. But if it is a divination project completed with the original contestants, Then, even if the cooperator’s contribution is greater during the completion process, this divination project will only be counted in the completion project of the original contestant. Therefore, fellow Taoists who are interested in being guest fortune tellers, may wish to try to complete the project independently first.”

Me: "I suppress Shi Bolin of our Yunxia Sect."

Zhang Feng: "Just that ice lump on the stage?"

Me: "It's pretty good, you know anyone you want."

Zhang Feng: "This is not a casual statement. Fellow Daoist Shi is a registered cooperator, and he is already on the list in my hand. I might not know if you choose someone in the auditorium."

Me: "Is the list detailed, or just one name?"

Zhang Feng: "Of course it's a detailed version. We bought it from Suoxianzong. Do you want it? If you want, I will make a copy for you. We will share the cost of buying the list."

Me: "Equal share? Do you ask for reimbursement for this kind of thing?"

Zhang Feng: "I don't calculate whether to reimburse each small matter one by one, but give a certain amount of total funds for each interview project, and I have to pay for the excess, and the rest is my own. One project If you use less money for this small action, you can spend more for another small action.”

Me: "Generally, is it too much, or is there too much?"

Zhang Feng: "It is too much, especially for low-cultivation disciples, who have too few skills and will spend a lot of unnecessary expenses. Even if they have given more funds when they are given, it is still not enough. I am now Looking at my expenses during the Qi training period, I feel that I have been treated too preferentially. Hey, how much money does your Yunxia sect give for doing tasks?"

Me: "How much does it cost to buy a list?"

Zhang Feng: "Pei San...Second Master Pei, you are so unkind. You changed the subject when you satisfied your desire to inquire. At least you answered my question before turning it on."

Me: "The task is only paid for the task, so there is no funding, just you guys inquiring about the special."

Zhang Feng: "No, some of our tasks are only paid for tasks, and the projects with funds are..."

Me: "The cost of the list, the competition is about to start."

Zhang Feng took out a jade slip: "I copied it. But why do you have to ask the cost first? You can't afford it."

Me: "If I can afford it, will I let you cheat?"

1910_exchange kind words

Zhang Feng: "I won't cheat you. In this way, I will give you this list, how about you help me say something nice to Senior Pei Sen, Pei Miao and Senior Jiang Weixiao?"

After going around for a long time, you finally revealed your real purpose.

Me: "I never interfere in other people's disputes."

Zhang Feng: "Is this a dispute? No matter which one of them I meet, I will be beaten unilaterally."

Me: "No, the current senior brother in our family generally does not use violence."

Zhang Feng: "I would rather he use violence."

Me: "Do I need to tell you this?"

Zhang Feng: "Second Master Pei, please forgive me. Can you change the list with a good word? Just one word."

Me: "As you said, it's not like I can't afford a list."

Zhang Feng: "It's a little effort."

Me: "I don't like to raise my hand."

"I'm afraid of you." Zhang Feng said and handed the jade slip to me.

Me: "Even if you create established facts, I won't speak well for you. Quote."

Zhang Feng: "In the illusion later, on the premise of not being troublesome, give me a little convenience, okay? For example, help me create an opportunity to interview that tea repairer."

Me: "Deal."

Zhang Feng: "...Then, how about creating an opportunity to interview Shi Bolin?"

Me: "I don't make decisions on behalf of my classmates."

Zhang Feng: "... outsiders just cheat at will?"

Me: "Yes." Like tricking you.

Zhang Feng: "I heard that before Jiang Weixiao became the heir to the head, the disciples of Yunxia Sect didn't have this style of painting. They didn't turn their elbows in so straightforwardly, but they were much more tactful."

Me: "Then I don't know, anyway, the style of the Yunxia sect that I learned since I was born is like this. And how can what I heard count? Besides, isn't it normal for one head to bring another's style of painting?"

Zhang Feng: "Did you learn the style of Yunxia School or Jiang Weixiao's style? I heard that you spend a lot of time with Jiang Weixiao. You were brought up by Jiang Weixiao."

Me: "Where does this statement put my father? Do you dare to repeat your words in front of Elder Pei Ji?"

Zhang Feng: "I have provoked enough troublesome people today. Let's go, see you in the illusion."

1911_Bet

Me: "I thought you would come with me?"

Zhang Feng: "Forget it, we will be together again when we need it, I find it is very dangerous to be with you."

Me: "Shut up, and make less dangerous remarks, and your safety factor will be greatly increased."

Zhang Feng: "You're right. As a student who inquires, I really should learn to be cautious in my words and deeds, so as to facilitate long-term information acquisition. A harmless person can easily learn more secrets."

...Give up, with the sign 'Inquire about', no one will believe that you are harmless.

Before Zhang Feng left, I threw a Lingzhu to him.

Zhang Feng: "Why? Don't talk about using this to offset the list fee, it's not such a cheating method."

Me: "Help me make a bet. I bet Shi Bolin will win."

Zhang Feng: "...Are you really betting on him to win?"

Me: "Small bet and fun."

Zhang Feng: "This is really interesting...Okay, I will help you place a bet and we will inquire about the game. But we are not the only ones who started the game, there are many."

Me: "I see, except for you who asked about it, I have already placed bets as long as there is an online betting channel."

Zhang Feng: "...all one spirit bead?"

Me: "Yes."

Zhang Feng: "...then I'll press a spirit bead and bet you to win."

Although Suoxianzong said that in order to prevent cheating, after the start of the competition, the external contacts of the contestants and cooperators in the illusion will be cut off. If I violate the rules, I will be invited out of the illusion. However, after all, the highest cultivation in Suoxianzong is only the flamboyant Yuanying. If I use Pei Bing to contact Ms. Yunxia and then connect to the Yunxiazong intranet, will Suoxianzong find it?

Senior Brother Wu Chen from the mission office: "Elder Huigu said he couldn't find it, so it doesn't affect the production of the Smash Bros. distribution map."

... so reassuring.

Elder Huigu: "Besides work, you still follow the rules and don't communicate with outsiders."

Me: "That's so boring, three months to see a fortuneteller... But all contestants can apply to withdraw midway."

Elder Huigu: "That's right, if you don't want to play, just quit. If you want to play, just follow the rules and play seriously. Be dedicated and play whatever you want."

But when you play cosplay, you will occasionally collapse the character design...