Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1804_ try to please

Senior Brother Wu Chen: "... Is there a number?!"

What are you excited about?The face is distorted.

Me: "It's not on the picture I submitted. Because the label is for me to see, it's only on my original picture. After all, the picture submitted, according to your opinion, is already very complicated. If I add my own Labeling, on the one hand, will make people dizzy, and on the other hand, it also deviates from the requirement of 'objectiveness'."

The content of my original picture is so much that you will have intensive phobia, so every time I look at the picture I submitted, I still feel that it is refreshing enough.Alas, the problem of comparing objects.

Brother Wu Chen: "Does it mean that you have made a lot of auxiliary marks on your original map, no matter what requirements we put forward for the map, you can use these auxiliary marks to complete it in an instant?"

Me: "I probably can't meet all the requirements, I probably can't meet the requirements that I haven't considered."

Senior Brother Wu Chen: "Understood, we will give you the list as soon as possible. I am glad that you have no plans to resign, Second Young Master."

Me: "Wait a minute, what list?"

Senior Brother Wu Chen: "You will know when you get it."

no, wait...

Looking at the communication that was hung up by senior brother Wu Chen, I said: I hate the sentence pattern of 'you will know after...'.

It seems that I can't get more information through the official channel of Yunxiazong. Although there is a lot of information from Bao inquiring, if I ask those paparazzi who are afraid of chaos, the information I can get will be messy, and I don't trust Bao inquiring, just ask Maybe they will trade information for me, for example, what happened in the Gu pool.

So, let me try to please people.

I contacted Senior Wen Chengzhui.

When the communication was connected, I saw that this senior who was in a state of embarrassment in the Gu pool was now dressed up...uh...should I say that he is beautiful, or is he like a dog?In short, it's pretty, very delicate, the kind that you can go on a blind date at any time... open the screen.

1805_ biased

Senior Wen: "Do you need me to teach you how to dress up? Although you are naturally beautiful, but the way you dress up is really a shame for your talent. It's a waste, you know?"

Me: "Senior, I contacted you to ask you to show some kindness."

Senior Wen: "Repay your favor by teaching you how to dress? Yes, I am very professional in this area."

Me: "Did you know that my mother was an elder of Hehuan Sect?"

Senior Wen: "I know. The whole cultivation world knows."

...Although my fame is great, it is not to that extent.

Senior Wen: "Are you trying to say that even the Hehuan Sect can't save you because of your lack of talent in dressing?"

Me: "Perhaps the talent and skill points for dressing up are directly related to the appearance. This appearance does not need to be dressed up."

Senior Wen: "Superficial. The so-called grooming is to make beauty better, there is no limit, only more. You are easy to be satisfied with your natural appearance, don't care for it, only use it, this is hurting it, and it is burying what God gave you. advantage. A single spiritual root is the best spiritual root, right? But if a single spiritual root is self-satisfied with this natural spiritual root, does not work hard in cultivation, and does not make the best use of this talent, then does this person have a chance to become a great power? ?”

Makes sense.Geniuses are common, but geniuses who work hard can achieve terrible things.

...wrong, the topic is completely off topic.

Senior Wen: "Your so-called 'Acacia sect can't be saved' is actually just an excuse, because you never intend to learn how to dress up with your heart, so you excuse that you don't have the talent in this area, and deliberately mess it up when others teach you, in order to get rid of it." Making facts proves that you really don't have this talent. You may or may not be aware of this kind of 'intentional', but you must be doing it on purpose. Only on purpose can you do this, and you can't even get started. Talented in some aspects, not in some aspects, but simply getting started, as long as you work hard, you can definitely do it. In terms of concentrating on this profession, just getting started is meaningless, and there is no value in working hard in this area , but if it’s just for interest or occasional needs, getting started is often enough.”

Senior Wen: "What do you want me to do to repay your kindness?"

me?"

Senior Wen: "Ah what? You can't really want to learn how to dress up from me, right? Before you contacted me this time, you probably didn't really realize that I'm good at dressing up, although you may have seen it when you were in the Gu pool. It's out of my tendency, but obviously you didn't understand it well, look at how stupid I was when the communication was first connected, just as stupid as now."

I can see that you still talk so much on the topic, you are kidding me...

1806_First Edition

Me: "It's like this. After you left the Gu pool, you couldn't do anything other than a small recovery because you were very empty. You should pay attention to the situation of the Gu pool habitually, right?"

Senior Wen: "You were laughed at by me, so you laughed back, right?"

No, it might sound like it, but that's the way I said it, not what I meant.You take it literally, don't stretch it.For example, the word 'xu' is really just describing the aftereffects of you almost dying, do you dare to say that you were very strong when you first came out of the Gu pool?You can't be strong now, and you're definitely not fully recovered.It won't take ten or eight years for you to recover to your full glory.

Senior Wen: "But you guessed it right, you really paid attention to it. I heard a lot about your shrinking performance before entering the Gu pool in Shuixi City."

Hey, let’s skip this one, although I don’t really care about it, but if I can’t mention it, I’d better not mention it...

Senior Wen: "Later, not long after, a few monks arrived at Shuixi City in a state of embarrassment. It seemed that they came along the outer circle of the Gu breeding pool. When they arrived at Shuixi City, there were still monsters behind them. The people in Shuixi City had to suspend their plan to enter the Gu pool, and first expelled the monsters. Afterwards, those monks were questioned why they brought the monsters to Shuixi City."

Senior Wen: "And then there is the first version of the rumor about you. You want to ask this?"

Me: "Yes. Senior Wen is really understanding."

Senior Wen: "That is, I have always been called the big brother who is intimate."

This appellation instantly reminded me of Senior Brother, and then the admiration I had just raised for Senior Wen disappeared.Speaking of which, Eldest Brother is indeed very understanding, as if he can read minds, but it is always difficult for me to feel admiration for him.

In addition to being too familiar with this specific affective disorder, it may also have a temperament problem.Eldest brother is too bossy, making people want to fight or kneel, admiration is too positive, positive, admiring... It seems that the wording is wrong again...

Senior Wen: "Those monks said that they met a stunning beauty in the foundation-building period, and that stunning beauty possessed an artifact that could completely defend against Jindan-level attacks, and relying on that leapfrog defensive artifact, he provoked the monsters to attack them , just because they showed covetousness for that leapfrog artifact. Let me show you their conversation records at that time. You know my situation at that time. If you use the recorder, you will definitely be discovered. I can't fight back if I provoke people So I sorted it out in the Jade Slip after memorizing it in my mind, thinking that you might need it. This record is my subjective perspective, so you can filter and read it yourself."

1807_Express aircraft

This senior is so considerate, and he really puts his mind on the matter of repaying favors, and I am very moved by his reliability - Zou Huan is far worse than Senior Wen in talking but not practicing.

Senior Wen was even more considerate. He said: "When communicating with you, I have already sent the jade slip, and the landing point is set to be your spiritual power line. I see that your background It’s Tongshu City, where the fortune teller competition is about to be held. You should go there to play, right? Then there’s no need to hide the lines of spiritual power. The small aircraft with the jade slips will find you soon. I’m not far from Tongshu City now. The jade slip should arrive in a few minutes."

... I really have the urge to introduce you, Senior Wen, to our elder brother.

Sure enough, I soon received the jade slip from Senior Wen.

There are many flying instruments used for express delivery. They take longer on the road than teleportation instruments, but they are very stable. Although there is a danger of being intercepted or shot down, the delivered items will not mutate, decompose, or disappear. There is also no limit to the spiritual power content of the items being sent.And the flying magic weapon does not need to be used in a set for stability like the teleportation magic weapon, which is a good feature when sending things to strangers.Basically, where the communicator can be used normally, the express flight instrument can be delivered.

Routinely speaking, monks generally don't have trouble with the express aircraft, but will consciously avoid it and let it fly well.On the one hand, it’s because of putting yourself in the other’s shoes. Today, if you start with other people’s express delivery, tomorrow others may start with your own delivery, so everyone agrees to be restrained, and it’s okay for you and me; Will there be any after-effects if the express that flies past is shot down?

You must know that some powerful people like to go roundabout. They can go to the ends of the earth in person with one step, and even fly an aircraft for a few months just to give someone a bowl of soup.

Maybe it will be boiled.

Therefore, many monks prefer to hit monks who can see the origin rather than items that don't know who the owner is - whether they can hit or not, they still have to have a clear idea before hitting.

The simplest express flying magic weapon is the paper crane for express delivery, and the small note for express delivery.It is recommended not to write things that are too important, too nasty, or too shameless, because this thing is really easy to be intercepted, and there are really many boring people who will intercept it.The interceptor opened it to look at the content, laughed, and then folded it back and let the paper crane continue to fly. The recipient of the paper crane may not realize that his letter has been opened by someone, and he will not know that his joke has been read up.