Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1335_Customers and unexpected guests

I heard someone whisper: "That bodyguard looks so scary, with a deadpan face, is he angry?"

The obedient person stopped him: "Shut up, be careful not to be beaten, that's the immortal recognized by Tang Zhuang."

"The immortal is just the beauty in the middle? How can immortals from other places come here in groups. The other two are... fairy children?"

"Don't Xiantong feel that he is getting old?"

"That's why I said it was a bodyguard, oh no, it should be an assistant, helping the immortal to handle ordinary affairs."

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In the mortal world, monks are often labeled as self-willed, attacking at a disagreement, and holding grudges, but few monks care about other people's whispers.Except for a few, most of the monks didn't feel pain even when they heard someone cursed themselves to be damned, or expressed contemptuously: What are you muttering about?There is a kind of standing in front of me and scolding.

Therefore, although mortals are a little afraid of the waywardness of monks, they are not so afraid that they dare not speak.No matter how fierce the monk looked, even if he knew that the monk's hearing was very good, ordinary people would dare to talk about it nearby.

Moreover, there are few monks who are vicious in appearance. Cultivating the mind is a part of cultivation. The proportion of monks who practice the way of viciousness and vicious aura that overwhelms the beauty effect of cultivation is not large-there will be a wrong path if you are not careful, yes It's quite dangerous to be yourself - even monks who practice this way, there are still some who will make superficial camouflage, in order to be able to play an unexpected and one-hit kill effect when attacking.

As the popularity grew, reporters who had to join in the excitement also came.

"Hello, may I interview some immortals?" A capable-looking female reporter in professional suits and stilettos asked politely.

"No." My brother and Pei Bing replied at the same time.

The female reporter paused for a moment, then looked at me: "We'll just take some video records, and we'll just stand by and take pictures, so we won't disturb you."

Pei Bing: "You have already disturbed me."

The female reporter still looked at me: "Just take a few pictures, it won't take long."

Hmm... do I look so much like calling the shots?A little happy, so I replied: "Buy things first."

My brother: "Only accept Lingshi."

The female reporter looked at the customers who were transferring mortal currency to my brother.

Pei Bing: "They are customers, and you are uninvited guests."

1336_interference

With a professional smile on her face, the female reporter asked again: "Is the Lingzhu okay?"

My brother looked very cold: "Only take Lingshi."

The female reporter couldn't hold back her smile at all.

The photographer partner next to her poked her shoulder: "Xian'er..."

The female reporter gritted her teeth: "Didn't you see that I'm busy? What are you doing?"

Photographer: "Don't be too busy. I just want to tell you that I can't take pictures."

"What?!" The female reporter turned her head abruptly.

The photographer showed her the picture he had taken: "I can't help it if I don't allow it."

My brother is playing with a jammer in his hand in an obviously deliberate manner: a magic weapon of the level of Qi training, making all the images taken by non-spiritual shooting tools into a mosaic.

If these reporters can come up with magic weapon shooting tools, my brother will immediately come up with a jammer of the foundation level or Jindan level - it is impossible for the mortal world to have magic tools above the Jindan level?

I made an ice sculpture of the same size as the jammer, and it was bought immediately, and many people looked at me eagerly, maybe expecting me to do the same again, but they dared not speak directly, maybe It was because he was afraid of being charged a custom fee by Pei Bing.

This pair of reporter partners was the first to come together to ask. Others were either waiting to see, or tried to take pictures from a distance and gave up when they couldn't do it.

The female reporter surnamed 'Xian' was more persistent and asked, "If I buy your handicrafts with spirit stones, will I be able to interview them?"

Photographer: "Hey, Daxian, this kind of expense will not be reported."

Fresh reporter: "I pay for it myself."

Photographer: "Okay then, you pay for it yourself, I won't share it with you, you know I'm poor."

"I didn't count on you." Reporter Xian said angrily, then looked at me with a smile, "Excuse me, how long will you stay here?"

Pei Bing: "Depending on your mood, maybe the stall will be closed right away?"

The reporter gritted his teeth and said to the photographer, "Wait here for me, and I'll get the Lingshi."

Photographer: "Are you serious? Forget it, it's normal for the immortals not to let you take pictures. There are many other stalls that allow you to take pictures. If you insist on taking pictures of immortals, the immortals in Tangzhuang are allowed to shoot."

Reporter Xian: "There are so many pictures of them, who will read when we add another one? This ice sculpture fairy can make headlines just by his face."

I know I can just rely on the headlines on my face, but what is the name of the Ice Sculpture Immortal?

1337_ Do whatever you want

Photographer: "But did you hear that clearly? The Ice Sculpture Fairy said 'first' to buy things. 'First'. That means there may be a second step, a third step, and many, many steps until you give up."

He actually wanted to say that I was just evading, or playing tricks on them, and it was impossible for them to interview and shoot at all.

Am I?Oh maybe.

Reporter Xian: "You talk too much. Wait for me here. I'll be back as soon as possible." After speaking, he stopped listening to the photographer's dissuasion and ran away quickly on stiletto heels.Well, I really run very fast. Considering the balance ability of ordinary people, it is very powerful, but it is far behind the basic skills of sword repair. For example, if I wear high heels...

Come on, next topic.

The photographer pointed the camera at the customers who bought ice sculptures and the ice sculptures in their hands. At this time, my brother took out a second interference device and pointed it at the photographer, making everything he photographed be mosaics.

The photographer soon discovered that he was being targeted, because even the fat sparrows bouncing on the ground with his back turned to us were mosaics.He turned his head, looked at us, and scratched his head.There was no anger in his expression, but he yawned and turned off the camera.

I said to my brother, "He's saying you're boring."

My brother: "You are boring."

At this time, I also made an ice sculpture based on the second jammer that my brother took out, and it was also bought immediately.I also made sparrows, cameras, microphones, nails, press cards...

A chubby boy followed his brother, biting candied haws, and passed by my ice sculpture booth, so I made another bunch of candied haws, a candied hawthorn with a bite in it.The fat boy saw it, stopped, grabbed the hem of his brother who was constantly looking at the watch, pointed at the notched hawthorn, and shouted: "I want that!"

His brother ignored him and continued trying to move forward.

The fat boy held his brother firmly by his weight: "It was made for me, I bit it!"

His brother had to stop, looked at my booth and the customers queuing up to pay, and maybe listened to the discussion about the price of the people around him. Finally, he glanced at the fat boy impatiently and said: "If you want to buy, go to the line , what are you pulling me for?"

Fat boy: "Why am I in line?"

His brother: "Didn't you want to buy it?"

Fat boy: "You should buy it for me! Mom said you have to take care of me today!"

He: "If you make trouble again, I will take care of you and take you to the hospital. Tell me, what degree of injury do you want to be beaten?"

1338_Close the booth

The fat boy was about to howl, his brother took out a stick long in the palm of his hand, swung it into a whip, and threatened: "I'll whip you once you howl, try it. You see, it's my mother who scolded me to hurry up!" , or should I pump you into the hospital sooner."

The fat boy burped: "I still want to eat a candied haws."

His brother: "Do you want ice sculptures?"

The fat boy can bend and stretch: "I don't want it, and I can't eat it."

My brother told me: "You don't need a blood test to know it's your brother."

One twin isn't enough for you to fight?You still want to do something to me? "Is there any sense of accomplishment in bullying the weak?" I asked.

My brother looked at me for a while and said, "Of course there is no sense of accomplishment in bullying the weak, but bullying you is very... sense of accomplishment."

How do you feel?Do you dare to complete the words skipped in the pause?

I made monkeys, pigs, horses, bowls, rabbits, moon cakes...

While putting them on the shelf, my brother complained: "You can't make something with aesthetic feeling? When you first made flowers, I thought it was very cliché, but now with the comparison, I think cliché is okay."

If I want flowers, I can keep looking at the encyclopedia of plants without stopping, but I don’t really have the ability to appreciate flowers. I don’t think which species are particularly beautiful, nor do I think which species are particularly unbeautiful, and I don’t care about pollination. They don't appeal to me.

At sunset, I saw that no one was queuing, so I closed the stall.I put away all the unsold ice sculptures.Someone asked: "Is tomorrow still here?"

My brother looks at me.

Me: "No, only set up a stall today."

"Huh?!" Everyone exclaimed.followed by:

"Wait, I still want to buy it. I don't have enough money today. Tomorrow, oh no, the day after tomorrow, can I buy it the day after tomorrow?"

"I, I was going to line up, so I hesitated, can I buy it now? I want that monkey."

"And me, I want corn kernels."

Pei Bing: "If you miss it, you miss it, don't think about it."

The scene immediately cooled down.

"Please wait, I just got the Lingshi, Zhongpin, please sell me an ice sculpture and let me do an interview." Reporter Xian rushed over, with flat shoes instead of high heels, messy hair and makeup flower.It seems that it took a lot of effort to get the middle-grade spirit stone in half a day.

Her photographer partner sighed.