Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1327_dislike

I connected to Pei Bing: "Tang Zhuang looks a bit like you this time."

Pei Bing: "My recipes are very high-end, so I won't get angry when I eat the crumbs of mortals, and I'm tired of opening my mouth for those things."

Are you proud of picky eaters?

Pei Bing: "This shows that I have good taste."

This shows that it is very expensive to raise you, and you may not be able to afford it.

Pei Bing: "I... will earn back the food expenses."

I am looking forward.

When we walked to the selected stall location, there was already a string of people behind us.Although they can't hear what my brother and I are talking about, they can see my appearance.

From their exchanges, we can see that they also knew about our conversation with the disciples at the early stage of Qi training in Tangzhuang, the registration site.They didn't know the content of our conversation with that disciple, but they knew that the disciple was very respectful to us.The always arrogant immortal has respected someone, so what is the identity of that person?

My brother: "This is where the aura is the thinnest."

I asked my brother to set up the shelves: "They are all small accessories, and the space in each grid can be smaller,"

My brother: "Only put one piece in each grid? I thought it was a category?"

Me: "No, I'm going to make each piece different. That way the price per piece will be higher."

My brother: "Are you here to make money?"

Me: "Since we have done it, of course we must maximize the benefits."

The elder brother adjusted the grid size silently.I think after this scene is over, he will definitely not act with me again.It's still Fuqiu, who never dislikes me... This may be because it sleeps a lot and doesn't need to communicate with me for a long time.

Pei Bing: "I agree with that."

Look, even my Lingbao dislikes me.

I made jewelry that was originally a machine from the mortal world but was modified by Qi Xiufeng... and took it out.The original volume of this machine was as tall as a person, but after the modification of Qixiufeng, its volume can be adjusted arbitrarily within a relatively large range.The minimum volume when in use can be as big as a palm, and the minimum volume when not in use can be smaller.

1328_ Please be happy

I adjusted the volume of the machine to the size of a fur ball, and someone in the audience gave a 'huh' and said to the person next to him: "I have seen a machine like this before, and it is much bigger than this one, but... the one I saw was made in batches. Kind of bad..."

The person next to him might be his friend, so he quickly stopped him: "Hey, don't talk nonsense!" At the same time, he looked at me and my brother with some trepidation—especially my brother, who is expressionless now and looks quite vicious.

Since I provoked my brother's fierceness, I had no choice but to appease the frightened potential customers and explain: "You read that right, it's that kind of machine. My colleague bought it and remodeled it, and it's now like this, exquisite The degree can be set relatively high, and it can barely meet the standard of handicrafts. We are just here to try, you are experts in handicrafts, you can give your opinions.”

Maybe because they couldn't figure out whether what I said was the real intention or I was just teasing them, they kept saying: "Don't dare, we are not experts, we are just lovers."

I took out a table and put this jewelry-making artifact on it, and then took out a plastic water bottle with a long mouth. It looked like "one yuan for one piece, one yuan for one piece, you can choose from the whole place" in the store kind of.My brother turned his head with a look of horror.

Let me tell you, my mom bought it...she filled up their dollar store...more than once.She also admits that, as a disciple of the Hehuan Sect, her aesthetics sometimes embarrass the Hehuan Sect, but, "I want it when I see it. It's very fun. I just keep it in my collection so that no one can see it." She said explain.

Well, buy it if you want it, even if you only like it at the moment you buy it, and throw it in the inventory after you buy it, you can buy a joy and it’s worth it.Spending your own money and buying everything is your own business, as long as you are happy, and you can ignore other people's opinions.

Similarly, how I use my things is my own business. I am happy to use this plastic water bottle to fill the jewelry magic weapon, and I will not accept it. In the mortal world, the magic weapon is enough to raise the price. What should I do if I use other luxuries as an aid, otherwise people will be intimidated, thinking that they are too expensive to afford, and dare not even ask for the price, let alone buy it?Where can I find so many stupid and fast tricks?I also point to people to give me suggestions for improvement.

The main reason is that I am tired of refining with bare hands recently. I want to try indirect refining through magic tools. This jewelry magic weapon is a good template: the starting point is low, and there are many transformations, because there is a serious lack of pre-planning during the transformation, and the traces of transformation are obvious. It can be seen which step has been changed to inspire new ideas for transformation.This thing can only be used by one's own people. If Qi Xiufeng falls into the hands of outsiders, he might destroy the magic weapon or clean other people's memories because he feels ashamed.

1329_ can be customized

I filled the magic weapon with spiritual power and poured water into it at the same time, and first made a miniature version of the ice sculpture fur ball.Hmm...the hair is not well done, and the hair ball is suitable for black, not colorless and transparent.

My brother reached out to take the ice sculpture fur ball and put it on the shelf. After thinking about it, I stuffed the ice sculpture fur ball under the belly of the real fur ball.

My brother: "...Xiao Linzi, don't force me to beat you up."

Oops, ultimatum.I immediately poured water into the jewelry magic vessel. According to the different products, the size of the magic vessel will be scaled up and down, and cat’s claws, dog’s tail grass, bells, hamsters, melon seeds, corn kernels, small dried fish, and mealworms will be produced one after another. , melon seed shells, lotus petals, lotus leaves, lotus root joints... I threw everything to my brother, and my brother put them into the grid one by one with disgust.

While making it, I introduced it to the onlookers: "Ice sculptures are the same as ordinary ice sculptures except that the melting temperature is 150 degrees."

The audience looked at the finished ice sculptures, and then looked at the plastic water bottle, because when I poured water into the jewelry magic vessel, the tilt angle of the water bottle has not changed. When I put the water bottle flat, they can see through the slightly transparent plastic. The water in the jug is still full as it was when it was taken out.

They looked at the plastic water bottle in awe: "Is this also a magic weapon?"

Me: "No." But I didn't explain that there was always a lot of water in the pot because I was pouring out the water and filling the pot with the small companion at the same time.It feels so good to see others bewildered and confused, so I want to use a jug as a transition instead of directly introducing the water from the small follower into the jewelry magic vessel.

——When the accessories are sold out, I will find someone who is not pleasing to the eye to take advantage of and sell the plastic water bottle.

I asked: "Do you have the style you want? You can customize it. The fee... is settled with that person." I mean Pei Bing, who bought enough water and came back.

Pei Bing's appearance is more friendly to the people, and if he doesn't have a convulsion, he smiles more kindly.

Hearing my words, Pei Bing blinked, and quickly stood between me and my brother: "Just tell me what you want, you can provide pictures or videos, the cost is calculated according to the shape, the more exquisite the price is..."

When Pei Bing set the standard, I continued to make sunflower seeds, watermelon seeds, pumpkin seeds, meat sandwiches, mutton kebabs, grilled chicken legs, two bites of marshmallows... I threw them from above Pei Bing's head to my brother's hands .

"Can you make her a smaller version?" A young mother holding her daughter asked tentatively.

Pei Bing: "Yes. What kind of action do you want? To what extent? Dressing? Hairstyle? Expression?" Very professional, professional small businessman.

1330_first guest

The young mother looked at the fur ball that bit off the head of the ice sculpture fur ball and chewed it, and said: "She is dressed like this now. She eats the apple seriously with two hands. The size is about this big. , she can hold it with both hands." She gestured with her hands.

Pei Bing: "No problem, but the ice sculpture will be a bit cold, so don't hold it with your bare hands. When I came over, I saw that there were gloves sold there, which were beautiful and warm. This ice sculpture will not melt at room temperature, so don't worry about soaking your gloves or Clothing, but its hardness is limited, it is only equivalent to ice at minus 150 degrees, be careful not to hit it vigorously, but if you accidentally drop it, as long as the ground is not too hard, the problem will not be big. It is much more stable than ordinary ice , because it does not melt at room temperature, so when it is relatively close, as long as it is not actually touched, the coolness will be very slight. When placing it, just be careful not to place it directly on something that cannot be frozen, and of course it cannot be placed next to the stove. It will melt when it is above [-] degrees. Don’t worry about dust, sewage and other dirty things sticking to its surface. Its surface has been treated so that those things won’t stick. It can be washed with clean water, and the water will not touch it Just freeze. Its cold is locked inside, not floating on the surface."

My brother dragged the sales shelf around Pei Bing and walked to the other side of me, and said to me: "This guy seems to have chattered all the words in your heart out of his mouth."

Me: "That's pretty good, it saved my drool." Pei Bing being my spokesperson is good for maintaining my aloof image.

Brother: "But it's a bit too kind. Isn't the price he gave also a price close to the people?"

Me: "No, he is in a hurry to earn back the food he ate."

Brother: "Earn in the mortal world?"

Hey, the territory of the low-level sect also... half belongs to the realm of comprehension?However, most of the customers are really ordinary people, and they really can't afford the price.But then again, I only made a sculpted ice sculpture, how much do you want to sell it for?

The young mother took out a middle-grade spirit stone and asked Pei Bing nervously, "Is this enough?"

"..." My brother and I looked at each other.

Pei Bing's expression didn't fluctuate at all: "Enough. You are the first customer, we buy one and get one free."