Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1319_ is also involved

I first went to the mortal world.

The Great Smash Fight is a big fight between monks. In theory, it has nothing to do with the mortal world, and mortals can't afford to play a long-term event that lasts for hundreds of years and spreads all over the world. The focus of the sect is on the mortal world.

So in fact, the mortal world was also involved in the monks' chaos.But don't panic, it's not harmful to mortals, they just treat it as watching a show.

Every time during the chaos period, various media in the mortal world will set up special programs or columns to report the situation of the chaos. In some competitions, seats will be specially set up for mortal reporters, and protective covers will be placed to allow them to interview safely.

——In many competitions, cultivation is required even to be a spectator. If special passages are not opened for mortals, their lives will be in danger even if they approach.But don't think that mortals are very fragile. The physical strength of mortals is not as strong as that of monks, but they have equipment. Whether it is the defensive magic weapon bought from monks or the protective device developed by mortals themselves, mortals can keep it. Right to see, even mortals can sometimes be contestants.

Speaking of mortal contestants, some local tyrants are really good at playing. They create luxurious equipment that even monks have to look at a few more times, just to participate in a round of competition. Maybe I can still win a game, and happily go to the second round again.

The monks will not open the back door to mortals in the competition, but they will not prohibit mortals from participating.As long as it meets the competition rules, no matter if it is a monk or a mortal, human or non-human, even a stone, or even a demon, you can participate. How far you can win depends on your own ability-if the demon dares to participate, it is better to let him take the stage. Yes, but most of them will be killed after the competition.

Sometimes, the champion of the competition is determined by default, especially in some performance-oriented competitions or for publicity.Even the pre-determined champion has abilities, but it's not enough to be the champion based on ability alone, so some help is needed.

1320_Tangzhuang

In addition to local tyrants with a lot of money and hands, some new technologies and products in the mortal world will also be brought to suitable Smash Bros. competitions for experimentation, especially some products whose research and development purpose is to deal with spiritual events. It's a very good testing ground.For these new things that have been tested in the monk competition, the mortal world itself will hold exhibitions or competitions for mortals to participate in. There are many similar competitions, and the mortal world has formed its own large-scale competition group.

——The competition organization in the mortal world is much more organized than that in the cultivation world. If the mortals themselves did not disdain to classify their competitions as an extension of the chaos, the monks would be ashamed to call others' chaos.

That's why the Cultivator's Smash Bros. is also called the All People's Smash Bros., the Great Gala of the Two Worlds, and the like.Both the comprehension world and the mortal world participated, but only one generation of people in the cultivation world was involved in one big chaos. Some powerful people would participate in several big chaos, but the duration of one big chaos would involve several generations of the mortal world.Some companies in the mortal world took advantage of the opportunity to rise to prosper at the beginning of a chaos, but by the end of the chaos, they may have been bankrupt for many years, but it doesn't matter, the old ones collapse, and the new ones will rise again. Generations go on and on.

The first competition I watched was a handicraft competition, organized by the unpopular school Tangzhuang.

The residence of the Tangzhuang sect looks like a resort, and its daily operation... also looks like it.This resort, oh no, the sources of income of this sect, one is tourist sightseeing and accommodation, and the price is rip-off; the other is selling handicrafts, or rip-off price.They are taking the route of boutique tourist attractions. The school has beautiful scenery, elegant layout, and exquisite and interesting small handicrafts.

In addition, although it is run like a resort, there are no waiters inside.Here, all the needs of tourists have to be self-reliant, such as washing clothes by themselves, cleaning the room by themselves, not littering or throwing you out of the gate...

You can eat three meals a day with the disciples of Tangzhuang, as long as you tell Tangzhuang in advance, but the food fee is still a slaughter price, and you are not allowed to order. The disciples of Tangzhuang eat what the tourists eat .If you need to buy something, you can go out and buy it by yourself, or you can tell Tangzhuang that Tangzhuang will bring it back when you make regular purchases - just by the way, not urgent - there will be an extra travel fee, which is equal to the purchased items cost.

1321_slaughter

Just such a resort that has no service spirit and only has the word "killer" engraved on the gate, every time it releases accommodation places, it will be snatched up in seconds-their family does not accept reservations, and does not reserve rooms for anyone, all tourists must The accommodation fee of the day is paid on the day, and only face-to-face payment is accepted.Anyone who fails to pay on the same day will be deprived of their accommodation immediately, and Tangzhuang will list the newly vacated quota on the next day for others to grab. Tang Zhuang came to pay in person, otherwise the quota will be taken back again and put up again.

Those guests who have lived in Tangzhuang for a period of time but have been deprived of their places because they missed the time to pay the accommodation fee will have their personal belongings collected by Tangzhuang and temporarily kept on their behalf. It can be taken away to ensure that there will be no less needles.The storage fee is charged on a daily basis, and the longer Tangzhuang keeps it on its behalf, the more terrifying the fee will be.

Tangzhuang also accepts non-accommodating tourists to visit, but there is only one number of visiting groups accepted every day - there are frequent changes in the upper limit of the number of people, the upper limit of time and the basically unchanged tour route - also does not accept reservations, and the number of places is listed every day, and the number of places is on the same day If you grab it for the day, pay immediately if you grab it, if you pay but don’t come to visit on the day, the quota will be voided and the fee will not be refunded.

Why is there an endless stream of tourists in such a grand resort?It may be because there are more shaking M.

This is not a joke, because some people leave Tangzhuang suddenly on purpose, wait for a while, and then go to pick up the luggage that has been kept in Tangzhuang for a while. After returning, they brag to their friends: "Too busy, it will take a month to be free. Go back to Tangzhuang to pick up your luggage, fortunately the storage fee is relatively cheap."

There is also this style of painting: "Ahhh! I have grabbed the spot in Tangzhuang! You unlucky scumbags, come and worship me!"

There is also this kind of posture: "The porridge in Tangzhuang is delicious, and the rice soup is delicious."

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Of course, simply slaughtering people will not last long. Tangzhuang can gain a firm foothold in the world of slaughtering people because of their good knives.

One of Tangzhuang's sharp weapons is that there is a tiny... spiritual vein in Tangzhuang, well, let's call it a spiritual vein. Although it is small and the aura it emits is very meager, it really exists. It is good for cultivation, and for ordinary people, it is good for health, longevity, beauty, and childbirth...

Which of these benefits is not priceless?It's nothing more expensive, as long as the quality is guaranteed, someone will definitely buy it.

1322_ Mutual benefit

Tang Zhuang's tiny spiritual veins had some mutations.When Tang Zhuang was first established, this spiritual vein was almost exhausted. Later, Tang Zhuang disciples discovered that when a certain number of living people moved around it according to a certain law, the spiritual vein seemed to be stronger.After careful research, Tangzhuang built the current building layout and tour routes, using the activities of mortals to maintain their small spiritual veins.

This matter was kept from mortals, because it was easy for mortals to think that Tangzhuang used some evil means to absorb the anger of mortals or something.In fact, it is not. From the results, it can be seen that after living in Tangzhuang for a period of time, the body and spirit of ordinary people are developing in a good direction. After leaving Tangzhuang, there will be no symptoms such as withdrawal reactions, so The conclusion is obvious that this kind of use by Tangzhuang must be harmless to mortals.

So how did Tangzhuang achieve mutual benefit with ordinary people?It's formation.Through the guidance of the magic circle, the energy dissipated naturally by Tangzhuang disciples and mortals—note, it is dissipated naturally, without absorbing or squeezing, and using the parts that everyone does not need—including anger, aura, etc. Put them all together and supply them to the small spirit veins. After absorbing them, the small spirit veins feed back the aura to nourish Tangzhuang disciples and mortals.

Because the small spirit veins can absorb limitedly, and the breath of mortals is relatively chaotic, it needs to be mixed with a certain proportion of Tangzhuang disciples' spiritual power to ensure that the small spirit veins are beneficial and harmless, so Tangzhuang needs to strictly control the number of tourists and the number of tourists in Tangzhuang. duration.At the beginning, they explained "we have limited venues" in a good voice, but later found that a bad attitude can fully maintain the number of tourists, and they let go more and more, as if it is not they who need tourists but tourists who need them.

When the uncle offends all the guests by going too far, they will have to apologize and save money to save the business - but given the current popularity of their family, that day may be far away.

In addition to the natural resource of Lingmai, the architectural layout of Tangzhuang is also very beautiful. It is not a gorgeous type of beauty, but a very comfortable feeling.Plants, animals, and buildings are harmonious and quiet. People who live in them will feel relaxed physically and mentally even if they do not have the effect of spiritual veins, which is also beneficial to health.Most of the food provided by Tangzhuang is cultivated by themselves, which is nourishing with aura and tastes more delicious and beneficial than ordinary animals and plants.

In addition, the handicrafts bought by Tangzhuang are also made by Tangzhuang disciples themselves. Making handicrafts is a way of cultivation for Tangzhuang disciples. The raw materials are all from Tangzhuang. The finished products are exquisite in appearance and have a little spiritual energy. They are eye-catching and healthy. .Well, the price can be imagined.

Tangzhuang still manages this resort with great care. The hardware facilities can withstand scrutiny, and the behavior of the uncle in terms of service software... so to speak, is a cultivation school, and some ordinary people are used to it.