Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1305_Terms

Requirements for this mapping job include, but are not limited to:

Any information marked with the mark of 'exclusive information for this Smash Bros.' must appear in the distribution map made by the mapper except for those that are confirmed to be false. delete from

Any information marked with the mark of "Exclusive information for this Smash Bros.", except for those collected by the mappers themselves and handed over to the mission office, or encountered by the mappers after reading the materials or learned again from other channels, Do not tell others in any way, that is, the 'exclusive information for this Smash Bros.' can only be used to make distribution maps;

All the materials required for mapping are provided by the mission office, and the mappers are not allowed to use other materials to make maps without permission, and the distribution maps they make are not allowed to sell by themselves;

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The last note is: due to the long duration of the chaos, terms may be added later depending on the situation.

A lot of dense content.But just like the agreement when software is installed, it’s better to read it cautiously, just in case; but generally speaking, just click agree, nothing will happen, even if something happens unfortunately, it’s not at the step of the agreement, Because even the people who made the protocol didn't expect users to see that stuff.

The task office reserves the right to interpret and modify the content of the agreement at any time, that is to say, they are not completely sure about the above content; the map maker slightly violated some of the content of the agreement, and the task office will not be too concerned.For example, I saw some information that I didn’t understand. If I asked my father or siblings, even if I asked in front of the mission office, the mission would not stop me or demand that I be punished.

The clauses listed in the task office are the same as the rules listed in the precepts office. In theory, disciples are required to do so, but in practice, as long as the bottom line rules are firmly grasped, the rest will be fine. As long as you keep a low profile, others will ignore it.

The bottom line rule of my drawing work is: make the drawing well, at least the quality should not be too much worse than that of Zangshuge, and it is best to be much different from the style of Zangshuge, so as to provide more ideas for future reference.

As for sharing information with others, selling distribution maps, etc., as long as it doesn't cause a lot of noise, it's fine.And besides asking questions, I wouldn't have violated these little rules.

1306_Don't ignore small mistakes

My brother: "Do you really think that small mistakes can be made casually, as long as they don't make big mistakes, you'll be fine?"

Me: "Yes? Unless you are being targeted by someone to make trouble." The discipline department's attitude towards the maintenance of small rules is to ignore them, that is, as long as no one tells you, don't hit the muzzle of the discipline department Wouldn't care?

However, although this is generally the case, sometimes the Disciplinary Department wants to catch the typical, the coolies are not enough, and the order of the whole sect needs to be rectified on a large scale... It may also be severely punished for small violations, even small violations that were not punished before but actually have detailed records. They were fined together.So to be on the safe side, it is better to violate the rules less, or take the initiative to collect the punishment if you violate the rules, and don’t wait for the Disciplinary Department to remember and calculate the total account before being liquidated. At that time, you may be punished severely.

For example, I have always been very proactive when receiving penalties—because if I don’t take the initiative, my father will take the initiative for me, not only taking the initiative, but also doubling it.

I asked my brother: "Do you have any experience and understanding of what can happen to small mistakes? You should be like me. All the mistakes that can be punished have been punished multiple times? Even if the Discipline Department wants to settle the general account, it can't liquidate you?"

My brother: "Can you not emphasize multiple times?"

cannot.I was punished so badly so I needed to see someone else suffering like me and the presence of you twins is very good for my mental health.

My brother: "Let me tell you, don't look down on small mistakes. Under certain circumstances, small mistakes will lead to serious consequences. Therefore, in a certain period of time, small mistakes may also be strictly dealt with."

Me: "I've heard that. When the senior brother spread rumors and the junior uncle tried to suppress Bao Bao's inquiries, the Disciplinary Department cooperated to increase the severity of certain rules." As an excuse to ban the feet of some troublesome people.

My brother: "...you know as long as you know, I just want to tell you not to take those lengthy rules too seriously."

Why is your expression so indescribable?Me: "The example you want to talk about is not the kind of rumor? Is there a serious case?" Let's listen to it.And the people who don't take the lengthy rules seriously are obviously you and sister, I can memorize every rule, can you?You may not even know how many major categories of rules there are in this sect.

My brother: "I... don't have an example to talk about. You can figure it out yourself."

After speaking, he hung up the communication.

1307_task amount

I felt that something was on the verge of his mouth, but out of some concerns, he swallowed it abruptly.Hmm... Shall I push my sister to pinch him?When the two of them are very involved, I will guide a little bit more, maybe he will blurt out?It doesn't feel too difficult to operate.

But if he has concerns, maybe he will be punished if he speaks out?At the same time, my accomplice's sister and I will be punished together?Sigh, it's better not to be so ostentatious. In recent years, some people have suspected that the reason why Elder Pei is the elder of the Disciplinary Department is to punish the three of us better and perfectly control the right to punish us in their own hands.I still try to provide as little material as possible for such rumors, the image of Dad has been destroyed enough by the three of us.

——I am not at all guilty of this, I am just afraid that he will criticize us for acting recklessly, and then punish us.

The task office asked me to submit the distribution map of the Smash Bros. once a quarter. After the Smash Bros. officially started and the competitions appeared intensively, I would submit it once a month. If necessary, once every ten days, or even once a day.According to the situation, the task office will notify me of the next map delivery time every time I submit the distribution map.

In the foundation building stage, each map delivery is converted into a mission amount; after my golden core stage—as long as I don’t die suddenly and the chaos doesn’t happen unexpectedly, it should be inevitable for me to form alchemy during the chaos—every twelve The second delivery map is converted into a task amount.

Me: "Based on this, if I do it to the end, my task load for the golden elixir period is likely to be full." In the peak period, it takes one month to reach the golden elixir stage, and there are still many tasks for the golden elixir period, and in the normal period, it is also a year. one year.

Brother Wu Chen from the mission office: "If you can do it to the end, yes, it will definitely be worth the amount of missions for your entire Jindan stage, and we really hope that you can keep fighting until the end of the chaos, so that we don't have the trouble of handing over and adapting." , but to be honest, this is very boring, especially after you are proficient in doing it, it will be annoying to read the information. The chaos lasts for a long time, and there are peak periods in which the number of matches is particularly dense, and there are relatively few trough periods in which there are relatively few activities. It is necessary for you to submit maps almost every day. Every time a peak period passes, the mapmakers will resign in batches. We are busy processing information related to the chaos every peak period, and we have to be busy recruiting again when the trough period arrives. There’s absolutely no time to do this.”

1308_connector

Brother Wu Chen is a staff member specially assigned to me by the mission office for the mapping task of Smash Bros.He will help me prepare and record the materials I need; there will be various notices about the chaos in the mission office, and he will also convey them to me; I can also find him if I encounter any problems related to this job.

Brother Wu Chen didn’t need to pass the information passed to me, and he couldn’t pass it. There were too many, and this was handled by an automatic program; the analysis diagrams I made were not submitted to him, or even to the task department, but directly to To Zangshuge.In the final analysis, this matter is still part of the work of Zangshuge. I can only be asked to do this work alone for some reasons. The work results are not stored separately, but must be put where they should be.

——Don’t ask me what some reasons are, I want to know too.

Senior Brother Wu Chen's character and appearance seem a little dull, but his appearance is... very simple, the kind you can't find in the crowd.I mean, the kind you can't find in the mortal world...

Well, to be blunt, Senior Brother Wu Chen's appearance is a bit far from the average monk, so I'm sorry for his looks.

Why did the task force choose such a person to be my contact person? ——I asked this question not because I discriminated against people with low looks, but because the mission office was based on discrimination when selecting candidates this time.

I heard that because this contact person had a lot of contact with me during the entire period of the chaos, there was a fight when the task office selected people.It's okay to fight, but after the fight, I still haven't been selected.This is not something that can crush others with a high force value, because no matter how high the force value is, it is no more than the golden core stage—the Yuanying stage did not participate in this stupid thing, and the foundation building stage can't even get the qualification to speak—everyone is the golden core stage If you can't win a certain one-on-one, then many-on-one will do.No one can be persuaded by force.

In the end, everyone who was tired from the beating finally sat down and had a good discussion. The result of the discussion was to choose the ugliest person who was least likely to have a friendship with me beyond the same family.

——As far as you are fighting over this shitty thing, I say responsibly, I won’t have any extra feelings for any of you.Please respect my taste.

1309_Happy cooperation

Brother Wu Chen was actually not the first person to be selected, because he was not the ugliest, and at the beginning, these guys wanted to choose a girl considering my sexual orientation.However, after discussing it, they felt that even though they wanted to prevent the possibility of my long-term relationship, they still couldn't block me. It's better not to be ugly, just be ordinary, unobtrusive, and have a background temperament.Considering that I am generally gentler with girls than I am with men, so although girls will not fall in love with me, they will easily develop into girlfriends with me. In fact, they are more threatening than men—they still believe in their hearts that I will not take advantage of my work. Just to talk about love with people... Thank you for your trust.

In the end, after comprehensive consideration and careful scoring, Brother Wu Chen got the highest score and was elected.

... simply sick.You use me as an excuse to play people.

How did I hear about the above news... I heard from the big brother.The crooked lower beam is the fault of the upper beam, and the elder brother is the source of rumors.

I asked Brother Wu Chen: "Have you personally experienced the last big fight?" Is the age wrong?Even if you have already joined Yunxia Sect and worked at the task office at that time, the foundation building period may not be there yet, and you cannot hold important positions, at most you are just running errands.

Brother Wu Chen: "During the middle and late stages of the last big chaos, the mission department was seriously short of people, and I was arrested after random arresting young men. Later, the mission department found that I was quite hardworking, so they let me do it to the end."

...Wait, what's your wording, what about the stupid and honest person you said?

Senior Brother Wu Chen scratched his head with an upright face, messed up his hair, and looked even more stupefied, saying: "Although I was only ordered to do odd jobs last time, it was also because I was doing odd jobs and there was a shortage of people at that time, so I I know a thing or two about the various processes of Smash Bros., so I should be able to help you, Second Young Master."

Me: "...Oh, then, happy cooperation, Senior Brother Wu."

Senior Brother Wu Chen smiled honestly: "It's a happy cooperation."

...I think something is wrong.A person's appearance is also a weapon, and different appearances can be used in different ways... Forget it, anyway, if the disciples of this sect want to cheat, it is not to cheat me - because the price will be too high.costs in various senses.