Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1277_ hypocrisy

My sister: "Isn't this sick?"

You are discriminatory.But obsessive-compulsive disorder is indeed a kind of mental illness... But, what's wrong with being sick?I think the definition of a disease that is harmless to others and does not make you feel uncomfortable is just an academic concept that is full of food.Besides, the detailed classification of mental illness was a matter of the previous life. In this life, especially in the realm of comprehension, there is no such statement, because most monks are not normal according to the standards of normal people in the previous life, that is, everyone is sick, and no one can. No right to discriminate against anyone.

Um?Doing too many things you like until you get disgusted and disgusted, is it making yourself uncomfortable?Fortunately, it’s just like playing games, if you get tired of one, you can change it. Anyway, there are many games, and there are many things to do in the cultivation world.

I looked at the piles of Tongming Fruits in the small follower, went to the senior brother, and asked: "Is the Tongming Fruit I refined enough?" I believe he knows how much I have refined.

Big brother: "If you don't refine it for decades, it will definitely not be enough, so be stingy when selling or giving it away to slow down the consumption rate."

... In my previous life, I never abandoned a game for decades, because I didn't live long enough.In other words, even if my obsessive-compulsive disorder is more serious in my life, after a long, long time of washing, it is possible that my feeling of boredom about one thing will gradually dissipate?Although my memory can remember the feeling at the moment, but when I recall it later, it will not produce the same feeling again, but it will seem to be separated by a layer.The feelings of the past me belong to the past me, and the present me may not necessarily experience the same feelings again.

Looking at it in the future, anyway, now I don't want to touch Tongmingguo, not only because I don't want to refine it anymore, I don't even want to eat it, no matter how delicious it is, it's less attractive to me.It's really a little too much.Suddenly, I can understand what it feels like in a previous life when someone said they had cooked a table of dishes but didn’t want to serve them.It's not a wronged little daughter-in-law, and it doesn't necessarily mean that she ate too much while cooking, but simply cooking until she gets tired, and she doesn't want to cook anymore, and she's too tired to eat.

I asked the elder brother: "What happened to the Tongming fruit you took earlier and used to attack the Medicine Sect?"

Eldest brother seems to be a very upright gentleman, or a beast in clothes?He said: "It's because of the mutual understanding between sects. The Medicine Sect postponed the time of the Danxiu Competition, and by extension, the opening of the Great Smash Brawl was also postponed."

Me: "Is there no necessary connection between the start time of the Medicine Sect Pill Cultivation Competition and the start time of the Great Chaos in the Cultivation World?"

Eldest brother: "Don't underestimate the influence of Medicine Sect. When Medicine Sect loses face and is in a bad mood, most of the comprehension world will wait to see their reaction: it's the short-sighted guy who made them lose face." Let's show magnanimity and learn a thing or two from the lucky guys who are better than the medicine sect. The most important thing is that the last part of the medicine sect's response is to spread money, so that public opinion praises them. Everyone expects I'm just waiting, I don't have time to do other things right now."

Me: "...What are you mainly doing recently?" Why do your sentences, especially the one at the beginning of each paragraph, feel... so hypocritical.

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Big Brother: "Ah, talking is a bit weird, isn't it? I've been talking nonsense with the Medicine Sect recently. Those guys in the Medicine Sect talk with guns and sticks in their mouths, and they fall into traps. Choking them back is not conducive to unity. Tolerating them is not my style. Tired of me."

I can't see where you are tired, but your spirit is as good as ever.

Eldest brother: "Believe me, although I like to calculate, I don't like to go round and round again and again, which makes me feel that I have done useless work. This is how the Medicine School repeats. One thing makes them unhappy but they feel that it is necessary I have to blend in. In this respect, I prefer the ethos of Jianzong, if I don’t like it, I just break it up and let everyone relax.”

Not really.Jianzong may kill you if he is unhappy, and you may not be able to beat the opponent if the cultivation base is not much different; Medicine Sect most poisons, and the conspiracy of poisoning, when the cultivation base is not much different, You are unlikely to be caught.In comparison, it is safer to provoke the medicine sect.

Me: "Did you take advantage of it?"

Big brother: "I charged some reasonable labor fees."

I just knew that people who put you in a bad mood are always going to be bad luck.

Eldest brother: "Okay, forget about the Medicine Sect, as expected, they couldn't turn out the fruit, especially the magma fruit, especially the ninth layer of the magma fruit. After it came out, they were obviously stunned. They even said things like 'impossible' and 'Yunxiazong cheated'. They have already promised to give you a special prize in the Danxiu competition."

I asked pragmatically, "What's the prize?"

Eldest brother: "It's still talking. Don't worry, I'll pull out a practical one for you, and I will never let them perfuse you with conventional pills. I mean, whatever you have in your collection is considered conventional."

The medicine sect must at least come up with the level of transforming gods, or new medicines with subversive significance that have been newly released in recent years.

During the chaos, I have to be careful of being sacked by the medicine sect.

Eldest brother: "The appearance of the ninth-layer magma Tongming fruit has completely convinced Yaozong, so our nonsense with them has come to an end."

Me: "That means the postponed Danxiu Competition is about to start, and after that, the Cultivator Brawl will also begin."

Eldest brother: "Yes. Actually, there are already some small fights now. If you are interested, you can go to the library to buy the distribution map of Smash Bros. There are versions that only reflect the current situation, and there are also real-time updated versions."

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Me: "The latter is much more expensive than the former. Is it cost-effective to buy the former version multiple times, or buy a copy of the latter?"

Big brother: "The former one is more cost-effective. If you don't take it away, but just buy the permission to 'watch', the single cost is lower. With your memory, watching once is the same as buying it directly. Look After the current Smash Bros. situation, you can choose your favorite arena to go to. Generally, similar fights will appear in similar places one after another. Therefore, after you finish watching one, you can watch another one. Wait until There is no need to look at it. Go back to Zongzong to buy the distribution map of the current situation, and then look at it. In this way, during the entire chaos, if you are lucky, you may only need to buy a few pictures. Because the further you go, the more familiar you are with the situation of the chaos , The more people you know, the wider the source of information, you don’t need to buy distribution maps anymore.”

I nod.Decided to buy the real-time updated version.

Eldest brother: "Of course, it's useless to tell you about the price-performance ratio. I just want to remind you that the real-time update version needs to be connected to the Yunxia Sect's intranet to update. It can be updated all the time, but it means You have been in communication with Yunxiazong. In some situations that need to be concealed, you will be exposed. Therefore, when necessary, pay attention to disconnecting from the Internet. There is a switch in the map itself. Turning off the Internet state directly is better than shielding yourself with spiritual power More thorough."

Me: "If you cut off the internet connection, the distribution map will become static. Copying that static map will only reflect the current situation?"

Big brother: "Yes, you can copy it and sell it. Anyway, the money you earn from selling this will be included in your price for buying real-time update pictures."

Real-time updates and current status maps are two major categories. Within the major categories, there are many subcategories based on the level of detail and refinement. The more detailed and refined, the more expensive it will be.It doesn't matter whether it is exquisite or not, but the most detailed version even includes the information of each contestant, judge, sponsor, host, and even more shockingly, some audience information.

want to……

I looked at the most detailed version and drool in my heart, but the price is also very worthy of the amount of information, I can't afford it, because I only charge contribution points...

Elder Huigu: "Nonsense, this is the version for the elders."

Me: "The elder still wants to buy it? Isn't it provided as a welfare of the sect?"

Elder Huigu: "My old lady, I did it, why should it be a welfare payment?"

Oh, individual products... so there is room for bargaining?

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Me: "Is there anything on me that can be used to exchange for this picture?" Contribution points are impossible, and the sum of my brother and sister's is not enough, so we can only see if bartering works.

Elder Huigu: "No."

Hey... I asked again without giving up: "Then, can I do something to change this picture?"

Elder Huigu: "What do you think I need you to help me accomplish? Is it worth so much to run some errands?"

Me: "So, is there any way I can get this picture?"

Elder Huigu thought for a while: "If Pei Ji buys it and gives it to you."

Me: "...will he buy it?"

Elder Huigu: "When he couldn't afford it, he was greedy; when he could afford it, he never bought it once. Your father doesn't like to join in this kind of fun now."

I:"……"

Elder Huigu: "But you can try to ask him. Hey, isn't your birthday coming soon? You can try to ask him for a birthday present."

There are still a few months left, besides, it is not popular for monks to celebrate their birthdays every year, usually once every hundred years—what, the foundation building period can only live for a few hundred years, and only a few birthdays?Aren't you ashamed of your low cultivation?Still have the face to complain?And if the monk insisted on celebrating his birthday every year like ordinary people, no one would stop him, but if he wanted to use this as an excuse to ask others for gifts, he would stop. If he didn't receive ridicule, it meant he was very popular.

A low-cultivation monk can make a compromise, and celebrate my birthday once every ten years... But I am not ten years old this year. Speaking of the year I turned 20... Isn't it the year when Pei Bing became a Lingbao? I also pretended to be solidified and was rejected by the Acacia Sect, which directly caused the Acacia Sect to define me as an outsider.

Pei Bingyin said miserably: "If you dare to say something bad, try it."

Me: "The 20-year-old is still when I broke through to the peak, and it's not all bad luck."

Pei Bing accused: "Don't you still dislike me?!"

Me: "What are you yelling about? Calculating actual age is meaningless at all. Before the Nascent Soul stage, monks used to look at their appearance age." Thinking about my little uncle... well, I won’t continue to use him as the bottom line for comfort, anyway, the actual age of a monk Age doesn't matter at all, and there's no need to celebrate birthdays if they don't serve as an excuse to do other things.