Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1235_go home

"It's so late, why bother to leave? Isn't it good to stay for one night? The beauty can stay in any room she wants." Someone invited her softly.

Me: "I want to go home."

The audience was silent, and then someone sneered:

"One child."

"What a disappointment."

"Waste of expression."

"It's gone. It's gone."

...Although I know that this sentence is a bit destructive to you, and I am also very happy that you gave up so easily, but, do you want to go home as a child?In my previous life, when I was in my thirties, I often wanted to go home, such as when I was working overtime, socializing, or in a bad mood... Home is such an important place, and it’s not surprising that I want to go home anytime?

"Do I need to take you home?" Someone said, "It's getting late, and children are prone to danger on the road alone."

With that joking look, I said, "Who will protect whom if it's really dangerous? You can't even beat my cat."

"Vulgar." The man walked away in disgust.

Don't think that I didn't see the stiff expression on your face if you ran away quickly.

The fur ball grinds its paws on the ground, so that half of my people backed away silently when my camouflage solidified. At that time, I was more merciful to them, and I deliberately avoided their faces when I attacked. The ball followed my wishes and didn't scratch their faces. However, this did not prevent it from prolonging its dive trajectory when attacking their bodies. The meaning of the threat cannot be misunderstood.

The power of the cat's claws is so terrifying, one paw will definitely make more than one opening, if all four paws go up together... tsk tsk tsk, the pain that the disciples of the Hehuan Sect can't bear.

After threatening Love Face, I easily walked out of Hehuan Sect without being blocked.

After I came out, I felt something was wrong: Didn’t I just talk about making peace?Sigh... Forget it, as an outsider, it is enough to have a good face with the Hehuan Sect, and there is no need to talk about feelings and relationships.Maybe the Acacia Sect also meant the same thing, so the items they used to exchange Tongmingguo can't be said to be all expensive, but they were all done with care, and they didn't take advantage of me.It is indeed a fair trade, not that I sell half and give half away.

1236_ Roll a skewer

It was midnight when I returned to Yunxiazong, and I met Xie Qinwei who was squatting on the sword, flying erratically, and wandering.

Anyway, I have some friendship, and I am also a time traveler, so I stopped and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Xie Qinwei stared at me for a few seconds before realizing who I was: "Ah...it's you."

I followed his nonsense and answered nonsense: "Well, it's me."

Xie Qinwei looked at me stupidly again for a while, and asked, "Hey, tell me, why are women so difficult to understand?"

Me: "...good night." I would actually expect you to worry about something serious, such as the famous plan of the monks fighting.Aren't you determined to be a starting point man?What about your arrogance?Only the stallion left?

"Hey, wait, wait." Before I left, Xie Qinwei finally woke up and stopped me.

I stopped again and looked at him.

He seemed a little embarrassed, I waited for him patiently for a minute, and seeing that he still couldn't speak, I prepared to leave again.

Xie Qinwei: "Hey, for the sake of my hometown, let me think about it for a while."

Me: "Oh, you finally know." If it wasn't for the sake of my fellow countrymen, do you think I would waste a few minutes in the middle of the night watching you be stupid?

Xie Qinwei smiled bitterly: "Am I stupid?"

Me: "Not very smart."

Xie Qinwei: "Didn't you say that there are adventures in time travel?"

Me: "The tiger's body trembled, the little brother bowed down?"

Xie Qinwei: "I've read too many novels."

Me: "Don't you know that?"

Xie Qinwei sighed again.

Me: "Is there anything else?"

Xie Qinwei: "How about drinking some beer with me and eating a skewer?"

Me: "Yunxiazong does not have a barbecue stall." In fact, there are still festivals, but there are no ordinary days, such as today.

Xie Qinwei: "I will, I worked in a barbecue restaurant in my previous life."

Me: "Where's the beer?"

Xie Qinwei: "I brewed some."

You are not idle.

So I went to Hunting Peak with Xie Qinwei, and caught a few night snacks outside. Xie Qinwei even put the condiments in a storage bag separately. Look at how people live these days. Compared to him, I really am Life is too rough.

1237_ Repeated interruption

Xie Qinwei said while peeling the rabbit skin: "When dating a girl, find a place with beautiful scenery and skewer her meat. When sprinkling seasonings, you should act smartly. Of course, the grilled skewers must taste good. This is very convenient. Raises goodwill.”

I idly hugged the cat and watched Xie Qinwei busy, and asked: "The smoke billows out during the barbecue, won't girls dislike it?"

Xie Qinwei: "Maybe in my previous life, but in this life, as a monk, my spiritual power can control the smoke and smell, leaving only beauty and deliciousness. I am very good at crafting."

The ability to put on a show is also very good.

Xie Qinwei smiled: "However, you must pay attention to the choice of prey. This kind of rabbit is not good. It looks too cute. Some girls will think it is too cruel, and it will reduce their favorability."

Oh, 'some'.

Xie Qinwei's smile faded: "Actually, I didn't think too much about it. Three wives and four concubines, enjoying the blessings of everyone. Of course, I can't say that I didn't think about it at all, but it's just like when I read a novel, I will kill myself." It's the same everywhere, don't take it seriously."

Me: "It's probably just because I don't have a chance."

Xie Qinwei: "Have you never thought about it in your previous life?"

Me: "I realized my sexuality at a relatively young age. You know, in our country's environment, this sexuality is a bit troublesome, so I think more philosophically, for example, how to balance myself and society."

But I didn't really think too much about it, because my bad personality caused more trouble than my sexual orientation.I don't look down on anyone at all, and I don't have the idea of ​​wanting to spend my life with anyone, so I don't need to worry about coming out.The same goes for hookups, I always want to show each other health certificates, even one-night stands, and then, of course, there is basically nothing left.

Xie Qinwei choked for a while, skipped this topic, and continued: "In short, I just think about it. I admit, I like the feeling of being surrounded by people, bragging with friends of the same sex, and being admired by beauties of the opposite sex. Enjoy that feeling of being the center."

Me: "You don't have friends of the opposite sex?"

Xie Qinwei: "...you are focusing on it...but, if you think about it carefully, there really isn't one."

Me: "Oh."

Xie Qinwei: "Do you have many friends of the opposite sex?"

Me: "It must be more than the beauties of the opposite sex who admire you. Both in the previous life and in this life."

Interrupted by me repeatedly, Xie Qinwei said that he couldn't go on feeling sad.

1238_ Not a random thing

"Let's not talk about it, let's have a bunch of skewers." Xie Qinwei said, throwing a storage bag on the ground at the same time, explaining, "Beer."

I took out two bottles, and then looked at the standard beer bottle in my previous life, a little speechless: "You are too dedicated."

Xie Qinwei: "The bottle is custom-made from the mortal world, and the wine is brewed by myself to ensure good quality."

Me: "How about the beer in the mortal world of this world? I haven't even drunk it."

Xie Qinwei: "To be honest, it's not very good, including the one I brewed. The taste is actually good. The key is the aura. The brewing method of beer is not suitable for the integration and storage of aura. However, the skewers are still served with Beer is more suitable."

I took out a glass and poured beer into it.

Xie Qinwei: "Hey, beer is meant to be blown against the bottle."

Me: "Nonsense, I also poured it out in my previous life, and I have never seen a few people blowing on the bottle."

Xie Qinwei: "Okay, okay, you can do whatever you want."

Then I randomly cut open a transparent fruit, and put the pulp into a glass filled with beer.

Xie Qinwei: "Isn't that fertilizer?" He took a sip of wine while talking.

Me: "Your news is outdated. Judging from the current statistics, the effect of transparent fruit pulp can be defined as 'assistant', making spiritual plants grow better, spiritual beast eggs cultivated better, and wounds heal faster , promote the moisturizing effect of the mask, etc."

Xie Qinwei choked, coughed twice, and asked, "Moisturize?"

Me: "Let me tell you, if you want to chase girls, you have to know what they care about, instead of just shaking your peacock feathers."

Xie Qinwei: "Maybe I'm not suitable for dating. In my previous life, I was fine. If we agree, we will get together, and if we don't agree, we will separate. In this life, especially as a monk, falling in love is not so casual."

Me: "Love is not a random thing."

Xie Qinwei: "..."

Me: "What are you looking at me for? 'Love without burden' is just an excuse to play tricks."

1239_ Know what you don't want

Xie Qinwei handed me the grilled meat skewers and asked, "Have you ever been in love? I mean in your last life, I know you haven't in this life."

Yes, the whole sect knows that I don't have one in this life.I took a bite of the kebab, and it tasted really good. He still has reason to be narcissistic.Answer: "I don't know if it counts as talking. It is true that I have had a secret relationship with someone, holding a small hand, kissing a small mouth, etc., but sneaking is too annoying, and I get tired of it soon. The indifference soon became indifferent, and then we broke up, peacefully."

Xie Qinwei: "Secretly..."

Me: "How about telling the world that this is my boyfriend? I don't want to be dismissed by the school."

Xie Qinwei: "That's what happened when I was a student. Will it be better after work?"

Me: "It's even more annoying. The aunts and uncles in the office know how to stare at others all day long, and even working overtime can't stop their fiery enthusiasm for gossip. For example, after working overtime, they say: Thank you, let's have a dinner together. Hey, then Who doesn't have a girlfriend yet? It just so happens that a friend of mine's daughter is free today, and so on."

Xie Qinwei laughed: "I have also met, but in fact, you can also meet. I have a girlfriend... Oh, no, you don't want a girlfriend."

It is good to know.

Xie Qinwei: "However, if you don't try it, how will you know if it's suitable for you?"

Me: "If I haven't prepared myself to live with others for the rest of my life, then of course I'm not suitable."

Xie Qinwei: "One lifetime is too... not clear about the future?"

Me: "It's nothing clear. In my previous life, I hated people intruding into my life. I am very satisfied with one person's life, so naturally I don't need another person."

Xie Qinwei: "Maybe life will be better with one more person?"

Me: "It would be better to think that you need to date that person and feel that your time has been wasted and your life has been ruined. Don't you know how you feel?"

Xie Qinwei: "I wasn't a monk in my previous life, so it's not surprising that I'm confused about this?"

Me: "I'm not confused, I always know what I don't want, of course I admit, I'm still confused about what I want, and I've been confused all my life. However, as long as you get rid of what you don't want, you will find it one day Most wanted?"