Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1226_ outsider

After I arrived at the Hehuan Sect, I met headmaster Ji without any hindrance, and gave him a Tongming fruit.

Sect Leader Ji pinches Tongmingguo with his index finger and thumb: "..."

too little?That's right, after all, there is already a deal, and others may not be able to get the deal, but the leader will definitely be able to pick first.I gave two more to Master Ji——I'm a bit reluctant to give any more.

Head Ji: "...What are you doing here?"

I told him the truth: "Give gifts, make peace."

Head Ji: "Well, if you wait a few more days, our family's disciples will form a team to give you gifts and make peace."

Me: "But isn't disfigurement a serious matter? It's unforgivable, and it's a stain that can't be removed even if it's repaired."

Head Ji: "Indeed, because we treat you as half of our own disciple, we will be very angry because of your disfigurement. However, as long as you remove your half-disciple status, you will be an ordinary outsider. Outsiders don't look at the disfigured face, but when the beauty is restored, they are still VIPs."

Me: "So I'm an outsider, and I can't enter Zangshuge?"

Head Ji: "You know Zangshu Pavilion."

Me: "So is it possible?"

Head Ji: "Part of the materials in Zangshu Pavilion can be borrowed by outsiders. As long as the outsider meets certain conditions, doesn't your Yunxia Sect also have similar rules?"

Me: "I have made a significant contribution to this sect, and there is a need for cooperation, information exchange, materials for information..."

Head Ji: "Okay, okay, you don't have to recite the rules for me, anyway, that's how it is. We have redefined your position. It may alienate you in some things, but you don't need to care too much, this is actually just getting back on track That's all. You are not a disciple of my Hehuan Sect. If your mother, Elder Jiang Lin, is still alive, you are the son of an elder, so you naturally have privileges, and you are not a disciple of this sect. The Yunxia Sect was also given the green light by the elders."

Ordinary beauty as an outsider... a bit melancholy.

1227_Send message

However, "A beauty as an outsider can still enter and exit the Hehuan Sect at will without being interrogated?" I asked.

Head Ji: "A beauty of your level, of course, is welcome anytime."

Me: "If I allow the disciples of the Hehuan Sect to paint my portrait, what will they be willing to pay?"

Head Ji: "If you allow them to communicate with you more deeply, they will be willing to pay more."

That won't work, I'm selling my face but not my body.

Master Ji: "Just looking at it, no matter how beautiful it is, you will get tired of it sooner or later. The beauty of outsiders is just an ornament. When you are in a good mood, you will not put it down. When you have serious business, you will put it aside and ignore it."

I think, Master Ji, you are trying to sow discord between me and Hehuanzong, you are driving me away, are you dissatisfied with me?

I tactfully bid farewell to Head Ji, and went to visit the elders one by one, giving each of them three Tongming fruits.Most of the elders accepted it with a friendly smile, and a small number of them, such as Elder Dou Yu, didn’t give me a good look but accepted it anyway—just accept it, and high-level monks accept gifts from low-level monks. It will be collected in vain, and basically you have to pay it back. As for what form and when to pay it back, it depends on the situation.

After the gifts were delivered, I put up a sign on the largest square of the Hehuan Sect, which stated the rules: trade one hundred items with one hundred transparent fruits, trade at sunset today, choose my favorite one hundred items to trade .If the time is up but there are less than [-] items that are willing to trade Tongmingguo, each item will be traded for one Tongmingguo, and the remaining Tongmingguo will be given to the original holders of my favorite items There are.

Afterwards I sat next to the sign and texted.The target of the message was Wu Heng, an ordinary employee in the Feicheng office. I sent him a recent photo of the parrot that tossed him and his pet hamster, Black Dou.For example, being pressed on the ground by a cat, being stepped into the mud by someone, being kicked away by a cat's tail, and all feathers are soaked...

Wu Heng is not very interested in these photos, just like the few monks who teased him in the corner of the auction venue before, I took revenge for him and sent Wu Heng the photos of these people who were unlucky, Wu Heng There is also a clear lack of interest.

Wu Heng is a very open-minded person, when the matter is over, it is over, as long as the other party does not trouble him anymore, and he has not suffered substantial harm in the previous incident, he will not hold grudges.

Although after I sent him the unlucky photos, Wu Heng would politely thank me and try to make a moving expression, but his acting skills... are not as good as mine, I was speechless watching it, and Wu Heng realized my speechlessness He was very self-aware and knew that his acting skills were poor, so he stopped acting and smiled awkwardly at me.

But Wu Heng is not the point, I mainly sent it to Heidou.

1228_communication

The mortal world has a special communicator for pets, which does not require the blood of spirit beasts. Many mortal beasts can actually use a lot of simple tools after a little training. Regardless of whether it is in the mortal world or the cultivation world, commonly used utensils are developing in the direction of foolishness , the design and manufacturing technology is becoming more and more complex and exquisite, while the user's operation is becoming more and more simple and easy to use, so easy that pets can use it.

A parrot watching TV with a remote control to change channels, a dog who taps a button to fill a bowl of food for himself when hungry, a cat who can turn on and off the shower... Of course, Black Bean uses a communicator.

For Heidou, operating common utensils is not a problem. The biggest obstacle is that it is too small and there are not many utensils it can carry.

The communicator can be very small, you can hang it around its neck, you can send and receive text messages, and you can also use a projection to view photos. In theory, I can communicate directly with Heidou without any problem, but Heidou refuses to do so. It said, Wu Heng I have no interest in this matter at all, if I contact it directly without going through Wu Heng, then Wu Heng may not pay attention to the follow-up of this matter at all.

The text message Heidou sent me explaining how it hurts is this: "Wu Heng is too soft, I don't care if there is a second time, and I must teach a lesson to ensure that there is no second time."

Well, I agree.

Black Bean: "We must let him participate."

Well, I still agree.

Heidou: "Send all your messages to him, I won't contact you directly."

……oh.In fact, I am not interested in contacting Wu Heng, I mainly want to see how cute you are.Well, though, since you insist.

The appearance of Heidou typing text is very cute, scratching and patting with his little paws.

Fuqiu yawned suddenly, and the cat's mouth was big enough to swallow the hamster in one bite.

...My cat, you have learned from Pei Bing badly, you never expressed jealousy when I praised other people's pets before.

Fuqiu: "Mi."

Pei Bing translated: "I just yawned, what are you making up for? I feel better about myself."

Can your cold war stop pressing the pause button all the time?Study Lie well... No, you should study slowly, don't rush back.

1229_ Tangled

In response to Heidou's request, Wu Heng relayed all the contact information between me and Heidou, so that he must participate.Wu Heng was a little helpless about this, but out of habitual respect for immortals and connivance with his own pets, he couldn't go against our wishes, so he could only obediently pass it on.

Heidou said: "That's great. I'm worried about his safety, but he keeps saying that I think too much. He ignores my advice. It's great to have someone stop him."

Are you the head of your household now?The hamster householder has a personal human pet.

The furball nodded, and the word 'cat master' flashed in its consciousness.

... Maomao, you really learned from Pei Bing badly, and you can make analogies.But the cat is the master, and I'm just your shit-shoveling officer.

Wu Heng defended himself: "Generally speaking, the public security in Feicheng is very good. The Pei family has a deep foundation, which keeps Feicheng very stable. The office also pays great attention to the safety of the staff. There are not so many dangers."

This argument is also very substantial.

Master hamster: "Safe? One parrot killed three fairies."

Wu Heng: "...can't be called dry..."

I agreed with Heidou without embarrassment: "It's almost the same." Mentally, those three have already lost to the parrot.

Wu Heng laughed dryly.

After exchanging a few words with Heidou Wuheng, I put away the communicator, because many disciples of the Hehuan Sect had already gathered around me, many of them looked at me with a tangled expression, and the reason for the tangled was :

"It's really beautiful, but when I think about being disfigured, I feel disgusting."

I'm so sorry for being so disgusting.

"Just look at the moment, just look at the moment..."

Stop hypnotizing yourself, I'm tired of listening.

"Haha, fortunately, I refrained from seeing Pei Meiren's disfigurement, and now I don't have any psychological barriers at all."

……Ah.

"You guys are so boring. Meiren Pei is not a disciple of the Hehuan Sect. How about asking him to be shameless according to our rules? Besides, the disguise is only a mask. Although it can't be taken off for a while, it doesn't hurt the face. Where is it?" Can it be considered disfigured?"

Hey, finally there is a reasonable person.

1230_transaction

"If you can't take it off, it's ruined. The elders also mean this, otherwise they wouldn't help him remove the disguise at that time, just like if there is something wrong with our appearance, whether it is injury or something else, we have to solve it ourselves." ?"

Don't be too superstitious about authority. Your elders didn't help me get rid of it at the time, mainly because Elder Dou Yu, who had something to do with me, was in a bad mood... although he did call me disfigured one by one.

The reasonable man said: "So it's shameless to use our rules to ask other disciples, just like asking us to use the rules of the Gate of Rebirth, will we buy it? Stop talking nonsense, what if Pei Meiren feels sad and runs away? manage?"

... Who ran away sadly?I shouldn't expect any of you to have a nice word to say.The so-called like attracts like.

I kept sitting on the ground, raised my head, looked up at them, and they all squatted down to look at me.

Me: "...Trade starts in the evening." Compared with the treatment I received last time, I felt sad and wanted to touch my face again.

Someone replied: "I know, let's take a look first. By the way, what kind of items does Mr. Pei want? For your own use or for others? For internal use or external application or utensils?"

Me: "Those that have little to do with sex." I won't say irrelevant, because in the definition of Acacia, there is no irrelevant.

"What is small?"

... This is really not easy to say, it depends on the angle from which to understand it.For example, flowers, in the eyes of pure people, have nothing to do with sex, but in the eyes of some professionals—not only the disciples of the Acacia Sect—the relationship is too great.

I thought about it for a while, and said, "If you take it to a public place, others won't think of Hehuan sect at a glance."

"Is the beauty friend here to mess things up again?"

Well, my request is like going to the Medicine Sect and saying: I want to trade items with you other than pills.

But I didn't come here this time to trade. I came here to make peace. I mainly wanted to give away Tongmingguo. It was just because giving away for nothing was easy to cause trouble, so I pretended to be a trader. I didn't expect to get any useful items from the trade.