Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1199_Punishment task

I was not sure at first, after all, I only watched it in the video record, and never saw a living thing, but when Nian Xuan came, I confirmed the identity of the parrot: it was a mortal staff member of the Yunxia Sect's office in Feicheng. The scourge of Wu Heng and his hamster partner's thrilling one-day trip, the evildoer who was so tired that the three disciples of the Yunxia Sect including Nian Xuan were punished, the genius and fool who suddenly realized the cultivation method but took the path of monsters.

But, "Didn't you say send it to the Demon League?" I asked.Because the cultivation of this parrot has just started, and it can still turn back, which can guide it to retreat from the path of becoming a monster and go to the path of serious monster cultivation.But how to guide, of course, must be professional, Yunxiazong definitely can't.For this matter, the world of comprehension is the first to promote the Demon League, and although this parrot has a problematic IQ and a bad personality, its talent is still acceptable, and it will not pollute the Demon League's eyes too much.

Nian Xuan: "It's too annoying, it was returned by Yaomeng, and a beginner's guide was attached as a gift. They said let's guide it so that it can understand people's words before sending it over."

Me: "Why does the last sentence sound a bit instructive?" The Demon League can't order the Yunxia Sect, which is also the seventh.

Nian Xuan looked like he was about to cry: "Because the last sentence was said to us by the elder brother."

……Oh.

After that accident, the elder brother gave serious criticism and education to the three of them, and they were punished after introspection. I don't know exactly how they were punished.I've been too busy to gossip lately, but it seems like enough to keep an optimist crying all day long.

Me: "What is your punishment?"

Nian Xuan: "There should have been other arrangements, but after the parrot was returned by the Demon League, the punishment task was to help the parrot get rid of its monster style, become a good demon cultivator, and let it understand human language... ..."

Me: "I don't think it has any problem understanding human speech." Parrots are inherently smart, and their intelligence will not be lower than humans after cultivation, and parrots have a natural advantage in human language.

Nian Xuan: "So the arduousness of the task lies in making a bird that understands but pretends not to understand human speech."

... I have a silent condolence for you?

1200_ dead parrot

When I was talking to Nian Hyun, Nian Hyun's hand kept pressing on the parrot, and the parrot kept thumping in the mud, looking full of energy.Comparing it with it, I instantly feel that Pei Bing is not a bear at all, he is simply too obedient and cute.

Pei Bing: "I've always been obedient and cute."

Take back the foreword.

I asked Nian Hyun: "You deal with it alone? What about the two who were punished with you? Are your punishment items different?"

Nian Hyun: "No, punishment is an overall project. The three of us do it together. The senior brother didn't assign each of us a specific task, but let us discuss it ourselves. Today, because the parrot teleports, we split up. Look for it. I should have informed them when I found it, I was so confused by this stupid bird."

Although Nian Xuan was very angry with the parrot, he couldn't really kill it. After being bullied for a while, he could only reluctantly let go, and began to contact the other two.

The parrot jumped out of the mud, and with a shake, most of the mud on its body bounced towards Nian Xuan, a small part rushed towards the fur balls, and a few flew towards me.

It’s not that it has the ability to control the soil into three parts and attack in three directions. Judging from its sight, it probably just wants to attack Nian Hyun, but the control is not in place, and it is worried about the cat and me, so the soil is not fully controlled by it. Goal control, but subconsciously interfered with by it, became the present effect.

It's still a creature that attacks by instinct, a monster, not a demon cultivator.It has been several months since it was brought back to Yunxiazong, and it has been guided to this effect. Can Nian Xuan and the others do it? If the parrot still runs wildly on the path of the monster and does not turn back...

Of course, the parrot made its own choice, we can't stop it if it wants to die, but we are not in a good mood for Nian Xuan and the others.Just like failing to save a delinquent boy, some people can feel that they have tried their best, and they are not responsible for the failure; but some people will think too much, feel that they have not done enough, and take responsibility for themselves, which is easy to get out of their minds .

I don't know the personalities of Nian Hyun and the others very well, but I feel that they are relatively inclined towards the latter.

With the death style of this parrot, it is really hard to save. The punishment task given by the senior brother is a bit risky, and it may ruin the cultivation path of the three of them.

1201_ crazy

Nian Hyun blocked the mud that was shot at him, slapped the parrot back into the mud with one hand, and at the same time said to the communicator: "It's over here, this bastard also bumped into the second son, I really want to stew it .”

After cutting off the communication, Nian Xuan looked at me and asked, "What's the matter? Second son, why are you frowning? Did this broken bird stain your clothes? Me, I plucked its feathers to make new clothes for you."

Me: "..." Are you really driven crazy by it?

Nian Hyun: "If this idea is not good, then... let its blood wash your clothes?"

Me: "Did you read any weird materials recently?"

The same soil, my weight is less than yours, you can block it, why do you think that I, who is more cultivated than you, can't block it?Besides, if I block it, don't you have eyes to see?Where is my clothes dirty?I have been attacked by this kind of attack, are you trying to frame me to report to the Disciplinary Office?Taking a step back, even if it is really dirty, can the bird feathers be used as clothes?Not to mention whether its fur is enough to make a dress, the key is when will I wear this rainbow-colored dress?Still wash with blood?Believe it or not, I'll use blood to refine a big tonic pill and stuff it in your mouth?

Nian Hyun was silent for a while, probably recalling what he just said rationally, and then broke down: "The demon cultivator is simply another kind of creature. We learn to understand them, and we are going crazy."

I can see it, and the demon cultivator is indeed another kind of creature.

I sympathetically gave him a transparent fruit, and asked him to smear the pulp on the parrot and eat the pulp by himself.

"I know that you have been refining this, Second Young Master," Nian Xuan said to me while doing as I said, "but we circle around this broken bird every day and don't have time to participate. It's a pity. Everyone eat Guozi is very happy to chat and gossip, we missed it, what a pity."

Not so sorry.It’s best to miss the gossip. If you want to eat the fruit, you can buy it from me in the future. I may also hand over some to Zhuangfeng for sale. You can also buy it from Zhuangfeng.

Nian Xuan ate the pulp first, and then smeared the pulp on the parrot's feathers.It's very rough to apply, almost like plucking hair.The parrot was furious: "Bold slave, kneel down and kowtow to you!"

1202_ happy bear

Me: "It was like this when it was captured from the mortal world?"

Nian Hyun: "I've watched too many TV dramas, and its mortal owner still plays tricks with it, saying every day, 'Master, what do you want for breakfast?' 'Master, is this video good? Do you want to change it for you?"'Mr. , the weather is very good today, let me take you for a walk?'... I just got used to it like this bastard. The mortal still thinks that his pet has a special personality, so he even changed the parrot's name to 'Cai Ye ’, it used to be called Little Rainbow.”

... As the saying goes, there must be a bear parent behind a bear child, and by analogy, there must be a bear owner behind a bear pet.

Other people's family is happy, and it has nothing to do with outsiders. It's just a sudden change, and the internal affairs of the family become harmful to others, so it's a little troublesome.

"Call me uncle, you are young." The parrot interjected.

At least we can be sure that this parrot really understands human language, so the next problem is to threaten it and intimidate it until it admits that it understands - don't count on gentle means, and the only way to deal with bears is violence .

The parrot suddenly fell silent.

Nian Hyun was surprised.When the parrot was talking badly, he probably got used to it and didn't care too much about it, but when the parrot didn't have ADHD, Nian Hyun cared more.

The parrot combed its feathers back and forth, gracefully smoothing out the messy hairs that Nian Xuan had messed up. At this time, Nian Hyun's two unlucky partners, Que Mo, a disciple of the outer sect, and Jiang Mei, a disciple of the handyman, rushed to When I got here, I didn't even bother to say hello to me after landing, I was surprised first: "What's wrong with this ancestor?"

Nian Xuan: "I don't know, it suddenly... Second Young Master asked me to wipe the pulp of Tongming fruit on it."

Me: "Tangming fruit made from sunflower seeds."

Nian Hyun: "The flesh is delicious."

Que Mo and Jiang Mei glared at Nian Xuan at the same time.

I gave each of them a Tongming fruit and asked, "Can you walk around the Zong as you like?"

1203_Permission

Permissions are set up in various places in the Zong, and only those with the permission can go.Some have a high level of authority, and few people can go; some have a low level of authority, and almost all disciples can go.

The former is like the top floor of Zangshu Pavilion. Almost only the head and elders can enter. Even the senior brother has to make a report first and wait for the approval of many elders before entering. The head doesn’t even have the right to approve this matter, because He is the master of the big brother, so he must avoid suspicion.

There is no doubt that in terms of authority, inner disciples are higher than outer disciples than handyman disciples. Many places where any inner disciple is allowed to wander freely, outer disciples cannot set foot at all, let alone handyman disciples .

For example, normally Que Mo and Jiang Mei would not have permission to come to the place where I am now.

——When I was a nominal outer disciple, I could come here at will. My career as an outer disciple was purely a passing scene. My loyalty to Yunxia Sect has withstood the observation of all elders since I was born in this life. There is no doubt at all, and the authority is naturally much higher than that of ordinary disciples.

Jiang Mei: "The senior brother specially granted us the authority. During the time we guide Little Rainbow, we can partially enjoy the treatment of inner disciples."

oh?This means that if the two of them successfully guide the parrot into a demon cultivator, they can become inner disciples?

Que Mo: "But the monthly rules are still the same and haven't been improved."

Jiang Mei smiled: "I don't even have a monthly routine."

Hey, what are you two concerned with?That kind of symbolic amount is just tasteless, how much difference can it make if it is there or not?It’s a bit of a pursuit—it’s definitely not that I don’t feel pain in my back when I stand up and talk. No disciple of Yunxia Sect lives by pointing to the monthly routine, because it’s impossible to practice relying on the monthly routine. For monks, if they can’t practice, they can’t live.

Que Mo looked down at Tongmingguo and asked, "Can I eat it?"

Me: "Of course you can eat it, it's not poisonous."

Que Mo: "No, I didn't mean that, I mean..."

Jiang Mei: "I can't bear to eat it."

Me: "Why keep it? Sell it? You can't sell it for much money, and the price hasn't been officially set, so it's not easy to trade." The price I sold before was criticized by Zhuangfeng and Dan Xiufeng for being too cheap. In terms of disrupting the market, I can only say that the first-generation product is still in the experimental stage, and buyers are experimenters. Of course, the price cannot be high.

Those two peaks didn't really accuse me, they just wanted to remind me not to rush to sell, or lose money.In fact, it doesn't matter, I have many privileges, such as random pricing.Selling something with a contribution point today will not change at all tomorrow, and the price will directly increase by a thousand times. No one will really take this as a general price as a reference when trading with others, because no one in Yunxia Sect will treat me as a serious merchant. .

I'm often like a mascot in the Zong.It's like people buy everything a panda does, and that's about it for me.Whenever this happens, I will think about my little uncle, and then I will be completely calm.

It's nice to have a senior.