Xiu Erdai's daily essays

1021_ guarding

Yu Qiao: "It seems that there are only five of you. Can five of you win against me?"

"If only you."

Yu Qiao: "Actually, I'm also very interested to know if I'm the only one." He looked at the elder brother, who was looking at Yan Xin'an.

Yu Qiao's hood was on as if he hadn't, his face was completely exposed, and his expression was clearly seen.He stared at the elder brother, but the elder brother didn't look at him at all, and Yu Qiao's entire face was distorted.

Yan Xin'an, who was watched by the big brother, first spread his hands, and then pulled off his hood—although he was wearing a tight hood, it was the most meaningless, because he never concealed his identity from the beginning to the end. The hat may really be just a hobby—showing a helpless look: "Really...so kind..."

Eldest brother suddenly grabbed my left shoulder and took me behind him. At the same time, his sword rushed out in the air, drawing a trajectory in the air, as if cutting something, and then the sword returned to the elder brother, hovering Get ready.

A sword cultivator's sword is an extension of his body, not an extension of his hand, and a sword cultivator does not necessarily have to hold it with his hands.When the hand is inconvenient, it is smoother to move the sword at will than to move the sword with the hand.

Why is it inconvenient for the elder brother to hold a sword in his hand now?Because he protects me with his right hand, and holds a defensive magic weapon in his left hand.

"What does Fellow Daoist Jiang mean? We really..." The man disappeared before he finished speaking, and everyone else disappeared at the same time.Before they disappeared, I saw Yu Qiao throwing away the picture of the beauties with a changed face, and also took out a utensil, saying that Xin'an gave the elder brother a thumbs-up with his right hand, and pointed at the beauties thrown away by Yu Qiao with his left hand Figure made a grabbing action.

I didn't see whether Yan Xin'an caught the beauty picture, nor did I know what the utensils Yu Qiao took out were for.Holding the sword, I was at a loss. I didn't know where the enemy was, and I didn't dare to ask, for fear of disturbing the elder brother's response to the enemy, so I had to concentrate and continue to be at a loss.

1022_ It's all right

The elder brother turned to look at me, and I looked back at him.Judging from his expression, he seems to be all right?

The elder brother tapped the tip of my sword with his fingertips and said, "Put it away, we are going back."

It seems to be really all right.

So I asked the question: "What did you cut off just now? What did Senior Yan arrange? Is it related to the beauty picture? What are the traps in the beauty picture? Did the five people really come to trouble Senior Yu or were they hired by Senior Yan to trigger the beauty?" Pictured? What was the utensil Senior Yu took out at the end? Where did everyone else go? Where are we?"

The elder brother calmly waited for me to finish the first batch of questions, and commented: "Don't you think 'where are we' should be the first question?"

From a rational point of view and in terms of urgency, yes.But I'm asking in the order in which the questions arise, and obviously 'you cut what' happened several steps before 'our location is unknown'.

Oh, no, before 'cut off what', there is also, "How did you find out that Senior Yan had something wrong? Why did he still praise you? Does his gesture mean praise? If he has a conspiracy, when you find out , why didn't he hide it, but directly admitted it to you?"

Eldest brother: "Shall I drop you off to Hehuan Sect?"

From the underground auction site of the garbage dump to the Yunxia Sect, if you don't pass the Hehuan Sect, what road should you follow?Oh yes, you haven't answered the question: "Where are we now?"

Big Brother: "Near the Hehuan Sect."

Me: "...Huh?... Where are the others?"

Big brother: "You pay attention to the news in the mortal world. Recently, you will see a series of reports on the garbage dump: the garbage dump suddenly disappeared, the garbage dump returned but the garbage disappeared, and the garbage dump became a paradise...Of course, the title of the mortal world It will be more eye-catching than what I took."

Me: "...are they still in the dump?"

Big brother: "Give back to the society."

1023_different treatment

Me: "Is it because of that picture of beauty that we came to Hehuan Sect?"

Big brother: "Go three steps forward."

When we were talking, I kept following him. Now, according to what he said, I took another three steps... I saw the Hehuan Sect...

Although it is said that the Hehuan Sect has always answered all my messy questions - if you don't answer it yourself, you can also open the library - but Elder Dou Yu himself is not kind at all, and this involves his unwillingness to let people speculate About history, I asked him and he didn't answer, and Zangshuge probably didn't record it either.What's more, I don't need to embarrass others to satisfy my curiosity. My curiosity can be retracted or released, and it will stop by itself if I don't get an answer.

I pondered for a while, and when I turned my head, the senior brother had disappeared.

...Hey, you really sent me to the Hehuan Sect and it's over?

Well, now that you are here... I walked towards the gate of the Hehuan Sect, and walked up to the disciple who guarded the gate. He looked at me expressionlessly and asked, "What is the reason for the visit, Fellow Daoist?"

Me: "..." I have come to the Hehuan Sect so many times, and every time I have been welcomed in without even opening the door, I really don't know how to report my intention, to ask a question?

The reason for the different treatment this time is obviously because I am still wearing a disguise.

"Wait a minute, I'll change clothes." I said, took out the locker room and slipped in. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the mentally retarded expression on the face of the gatekeeper.

...you'll regret it when I take off the makeup... take off the disguise.

The result was not removed.

According to the normal process, once I take off the camouflage coat, the camouflage of me and the hairball will disappear, but the actual situation is that the camouflage coat is taken off, but the camouflage is still stuck to me, and I still have the appearance of my previous life. .

1024_side effects

I urgently contact the big brother.

Big brother: "We were able to escape from the dump because I cut off the trunk that pulled us into the pit in time."

I found the point: "trunk? So there are branches?"

Senior brother: "Because it was too hasty, I didn't care about some side effects, anyway, they will disappear naturally in a few days."

Me: "What are the side effects?"

Eldest brother: "For example solidification. Your current camouflage has been separated from your camouflage magic weapon and has been directly solidified on your body surface, just like what Elder Hui did to you before. But this solidification effect is not as strong as Elder Hui's. , as long as you join the Hehuan Sect, you can find any elder at random, and you will probably be able to get rid of it."

The problem is that I'm now stopped at the gate.

"Are there any other side effects?" I asked again.

Eldest brother: "We still have a certain connection with that garbage dump. When the stimulation is enough, we may be teleported back to it."

Since you left me at ease and left, then, "The probability is not high, is it?"

Big brother: "Probability is something that either happens or it doesn't happen. 90.00% nine times it doesn't happen, if it happens it still happens; if it doesn't happen in one percent, it doesn't happen or it doesn't happen. Individual events, probability is actually meaningless, you Say?"

Me: "Then you are so relieved to go first?"

Eldest brother: "Hey, this complaint makes me feel bad. But you have already joined the Hehuan Sect, how can they let you have an accident? For you, the safest place is the Hehuan Sect, besides our Yunxia Sect, and Dou Elder Wu is the root cause, you only need to... have you been stopped because of your appearance?"

Why do you act like you didn't expect it?

1025_correction

Eldest brother: "Report your name to the guard disciples. To be honest, you pretended to have a problem and came to ask their elders for help."

...It sounds like the teacher is teaching the basics of communication to kindergarten children.

I reflected for a second, and asked breathlessly: "Then if they ask me if I'm in trouble, why don't I go back to Yunxia Sect but come to Hehuan Sect for help?"

Big brother: "It's too late for them to be happy about your help, and they won't pursue logical issues."

Me: "But they don't believe that I am me?"

The elder brother's expression is a bit subtle: "...your solidified disguise is just the appearance."

Me: "There are also lines of spiritual power."

I could tell from the expression on the elder brother's face that he wanted to laugh this time.He said: "Did you bring the identity token of the Yunxia Sect? Senior Jiang's representative things that can be recognized at a glance by the Hehuan Sect. What are you missing? You and the inner disciples, elders, and Ji of the Hehuan Sect Can't you get in touch with the sect leader and others? You... Cough, Junior Brother Lin, as a monk, it's okay to love beauty, but don't indulge in beauty, there is a limit to everything, too much is too much..."

He laughed uncontrollably: "Don't worry, the Hehuan Sect can also see what's inside."

I numbly watched him laughing happily.

Big brother: "Hey, are you angry when you lose face?"

This is indeed a misconception caused by a problem with my mentality. Being laughed at will deepen my memory, and I will be able to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.

I said, "Thanks for the pointer."

Eldest brother: "So serious... Actually, I want to see you Jiaochen even more. For the sake of pointing you out, Jiaochen just add some new material to my Pei Meiren record book?"

Make up your mind!I cut off communication.

1026_ sarcasm

The door of the locker room was knocked, followed by the voice of the gatekeeper: "Don't block the gate if you can't see anyone, you can change this shell to another place and continue to shut yourself up. If you don't want to be seen, you can pull the hood , I just don’t want to probe. Don’t worry, I don’t want to look ugly either.”

I:"……"

Gatekeeper disciple: "Hey, did you hear that? Can the gate of the Hehuan Sect be blocked at will? Believe it or not, we use you as the prototype to make low-level products?"

Sigh... I think that when I came to the Hehuan Sect, I was not treated politely and warmly, but now I was chased and threatened.

I came out of the locker room and put away the locker room.The gatekeeper continued to sarcastically say, "I thought you were having plastic surgery, but after a long time you still haven't been this stupid, have you finally found the self-knowledge to give up?"

Me: "Actually, I am Yunxia Zong Pei Lin..."

"Damn," the disciple guarding the door said without hesitation, "Are you making up a story in the relationship? Is Pei Meiren someone like you who can mention it? Are you qualified? You have tainted the name of a beauty for no reason."

Hey, boy, I'm saving you. If you don't keep your mouth shut now, after my identity is confirmed, it's time for you to face the wall and reflect on your mistakes.

Gatekeeper disciple: "If it weren't for seeing that your cultivation base is higher than mine, I really want to slap you. What do you want to do? Forget molesting the Hehuan Sect, but dare to insult Pei Meiren? Is the Yunxia Sect easy to provoke? Think about it. Elder Ji's glorious record, then consider the power of the cooperation between Senior Pei Sen and Pei Miao, then consider the many evil deeds of Senior Jiang Weixiao, and finally decide whether to commit suicide or not?"

Hmm... From an outsider's point of view, what does the elder brother's evil deeds refer to... Wrong, now is not the time to gossip about those things.I took out the identity token of Yunxiazong and showed it to the gatekeeper disciples.