Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09664-guess

Me: "...tell me the reason for your guess first, as if you used your brainwork to make me happy."

The head of Jiang seemed to be really happy and said with a smile: "Guess one, you have always had shortcomings in aesthetics and art, but Lian Yanyan is very talented in this area and is waiting to be developed. You can provide her with resources for She shows her talents under your nose, and you can repair your shortcomings by observing her progress; guess two, Lian Yanyan hesitated about her hobbies, but she has gradually become firm, you want to see her like this How far a firmness that has experienced setbacks can go.”

Head Jiang: "Guess three, the distance between you and the mortal world has been a bit far in recent years. The main reason is that apart from your face, you do things that mortals can understand less and less. Although you yourself try hard to do it again Some things that are grounded and attract fans, but the cultivation base of the Nascent Soul stage determines that it is difficult for your thinking to be in line with mortals, so you start to consider indirectly contacting mortals through apprentices."

Head Jiang: "As long as your apprentice becomes a top Internet celebrity, mortals will naturally think of you as their master again, and then have sex with you again."

Head Jiang: "Pei Wuyao left the mortal world when he was young, so he is definitely not suitable for this role; Lege's life in the mortal world is very ordinary. If he wants to become an Internet celebrity, he can only rely on his status and skills as a monk. But this is out of the mortal world again, and it still doesn't work; but Lian Yanyan, who had been a child actress for a short period of time before she was admitted to Yunxiazong, and she still likes to make up and dress up after becoming a monk, this detains mortals again. Women like the mentality of making themselves as beautiful as possible, so Lian Yanyan may become a bridge for you to continue to develop the influence of Internet celebrities."

I:"……"

Head Jiang: "However, considering that your systematic thinking ability is now being used by crazy operators, there should be more obvious reasons for you to recruit apprentices this time without warning in advance, and most likely on a temporary basis. In a word, The reason can be summed up in a few words. Therefore, my fourth guess is that Lian Yanyan reminded you of Pei Miao and Yan Xingmen disciples trying to dress you up. When you plan to encounter similar things in the future, recommend Lian Yanyan Yan went out to deal with it."

Head Jiang: "Guess five, when you are sorting out your collection, you feel that you have not used the relics of Elder Jiang Lin, the countless gifts given to you by the disciples of the Hehuan Sect, and the clothes and accessories given to you by countless fans all over the world. It’s a waste, so I want to take in an apprentice who can be used.”

Head Jiang: "From your expression, guess five is very close to the real answer?"

Me: "...um."

Head Jiang: "Then do I need to continue guessing? Based on guess five, I will test in a few directions, combined with your expression, and I can easily find out what you really think. I can almost get it right." .I estimate that I can complete this search in 3 minutes at most."

3 minutes?Why do I feel that I can't withstand your temptation for a minute?

09665-Easily restrained when growing up

Pei Bing: "Crazy operators also exerted a shielding effect, interfering with Jiang Weixiao's interpretation of your expression?"

Wow, this interference is quite powerful, two or three times stronger than my own defense.

Pei Bing: "But the symptoms are not the root cause."

Hairball: "If you can prevent it for a while, you won't be able to prevent it forever."

Pei Jianzhuo: "It ended in failure."

Xiao Sui: "It's better to surrender early."

Pei Bing, Mao Qiu and Pei Jianzhuo all looked at Xiao Sui, a little surprised that he would actually participate in this kind of sentence solitaire related to the head of Jiang.

Xiao Sui: "This shows that Jiang Weixiao is no longer a threat in my heart."

Maoqiu: "Because Pei Lin often uses strange descriptions such as nanny and male mother to dilute the sense of scandal? Actually, Pei Lin did it on purpose. He deliberately used these methods to reduce your hostility towards Jiang Weixiao."

Xiao Sui: "Although it was intentional, it did cut off the possibility of ambiguity. Originally, the master had a chance to have a one-night stand with Jiang Weixiao, but after repeatedly diluting the ambiguity, this option was completely rejected. removed."

Maoqiu: "From the moment you saw Jiang Weixiao, you started to make a scene, this choice is no longer a non-negotiable type."

Xiao Sui: "Say it as if the master really cares about my thoughts."

in fact……

Xiao Sui: "Please shut up. I don't want to be coaxed by your fallacious reasoning that is less distracted than Jiang Weixiao's."

Alas, Sui Sui male god's love for me has become more and more restrained, and he will no longer care for me verbally.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Let us congratulate you on growing up with the male god? The world of adults has always been much more restrained than that of children. Only when you don't grow up can you always be enthusiastic and unrestrained."

Xiao Sui: "This is a good time to let the house spirits make trouble for a while. The elves don't have a mature social system, and they can stick to their innocence forever."

As long as you, as the steward of the space, want the house spirits to remain innocent, they will always remain, and they will necessarily conform to the core atmosphere of the environment.

Fuqiu: "When the house spirits come back from the meeting, they will be pleasantly surprised to find that their living environment is more relaxed, Pei Suilin is more willing to indulge their nature, and will no longer force them to be well-behaved, and will no longer let Coach Wei and Pei Jianzhuo The sword cubs bully them."

Xiao Sui: "If you bully, you have to bully. House spirits can be naive, but they can't be so weak that we need to work hard to provide them with extra protection. They have to be able to protect their own innocence. In fact, they already have this ability. All There are elves. After all, the backing of elves is the whole world."

09666 - Large scale self-sufficiency

I reported the answer to the head of Jiang: "Actually, the most direct reason for me to accept Lian Yanyan is to let her let me experience the feeling of spending money like water. Pei Wuyao and Lege don't need my financial support very much, even myself I spend too frugally what I earn."

Head Jiang: "This matter actually mainly depends on how you define 'money'."If you only refer to Lingshi, then neither you nor your two apprentices are lavish people.But if you convert tickets to secret lands, opportunities to see elves and ancient beasts, rare materials, preferential treatment from others, etc. into money, then you actually spend a lot.You can't say that because you can make secret tickets and raise elves yourself, you think they don't cost money, right?You can only say that you earn more while spending, and that your ability to earn money is higher than your ability to spend money. "

Head Jiang: "In fact, big businessmen in the mortal world often encounter situations where their left hand turns to their right hand, and their money goes out and turns around and then returns to their own hands. After all, things are circular. When the scope of your business When you are big enough, all your needs can basically be met within the scope of your own business, and occasional transactions with people outside the scope are more similar to mutual benefits rather than unilateral purchases."

Head Jiang: "You're just strong enough to be self-sufficient on a large scale. If you can't continue to produce Tongmingguo, if you don't raise a Lingzhi Garden that can produce delicious food indefinitely, the daily consumption of Pei Bing alone is enough. The rations are enough to make you feel bad, right?"

Head Jiang: "You are even self-sufficient to the point where you can produce a high-quality portable spiritual vein. After you raise Lian Yanyan, you are sure that you will not develop excellent beautiful clothing production technology and take all of Lian Yanyan's Are all the dressing tools rounded? And because there are too many products produced, Shan Lian Yanyan can't use them alone, so they sell them, and then open up a way to make money for themselves, and further increase their income?"

Me: "Based on my aesthetics, it is difficult to make beautiful clothes that are popular all over the world, right? The cute ornaments belong to the cute series, which is not the same thing as beautiful and luxurious luxury goods."

Head Jiang: "But Lian Yanyan's aesthetic is good. She can produce the drawings, you can make the finished product, and you can share the proceeds in the end."

Then I became a cheap processing machine?Is it the role of tool man again?

Me: "I think if I continue to chat with you, I may doubt whether I should accept Lian Yanyan as a disciple, or even finally not accept it at all."

09667-The main job should be cultivation

Head Jiang: "I can quickly dispel the idea of ​​accepting apprentices, then maybe you really need to think carefully again. After accepting apprentices, after all, it involves getting along with each other for a long time, and it's not good to just rely on impulse."

Me: "It's okay, I still have more than a year to think about it. As long as you don't spread the news that 'Pei Lin's new apprentice is scheduled to be Lian Yanyan', I can go back on my word at any time. Although in fact you spread the news I can go back on my word, but that kind of psychological pressure on Lian Yanyan may be too great, and it may even cause her to feel disgusted with Yunxiazong. Lian Yanyan and I may not have the fate of master and apprentice, but Lian Yanyan and Yunxiazong should still have a relationship A fate worth maintaining.”

Head Jiang: "So, is it necessary for the admissions office to add questions to this year's assessment for the promotion of the handyman to the outer sect?"

Me: "No. I will examine her alone."

In fact, just saying that he likes to dress up, the entire sect of the second-rate sect, Nishangyu, has this style.If Lian Yanyan was admitted to Nishangyu, then there would be no incongruity between her and the atmosphere of the sect, let alone staying in the handyman for a long time, she should have been able to enter the inner sect in the year when she was admitted to Nishangyu.

It can't be said that Lian Yanyan was treated harshly by Yunxiazong's group of handymen. After all, she looks good, and she is not hesitant to share her dressing experience with others, but Yunxiazong's ethos is focused on solid cultivation. , not whether it is beautiful or not, and the appearance has no effect on the speed and stability of Yunxiazong's cultivation.

While the cultivation base has achieved a rapid and stable improvement, being beautiful can get a bit more preferential treatment in Yunxia Sect; but if the cultivation base has not improved for a long time, and only looks beautiful and spends a lot of time on dressing up more beautifully, Disciples of Yunxia Sect will feel that this person is biased and not a serious monk.

In fact, there are many reasons for the contemptuous attitude of many high-level monks towards Yuhe, and the indifference of the father when he mentioned Huaxiao: it is not impossible to pursue beauty, but one should not be obsessed with beauty and forget one's status as a monk .

Some of Lian Yanyan's actions make people feel that she seems to have forgotten that her main business is cultivation, not making beautiful clothes and accessories.

In particular, her main profession was sword repair.

If she had set her main occupation as a tool repairer, maybe her daily clothes and jewelry making behavior would be more acceptable to others, and she would not be told behind the scenes by other handyman disciples:

"Is she like this useless? How can there be a sword cultivator? Nishangyu's sword cultivator can't hold a sword like scissors like this?"

"In the foundation building period, is there still time to change occupations? Maybe she just got her occupation wrong, and in fact her cultivation is based on the method of cultivating skills?"

"I don't understand why she keeps saying that she is a sword cultivator. It's not that Yunxiazong doesn't teach weapon cultivators. Is there any problem with her frankly being a weapon cultivator?"