Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09616-can be owned for a long time

Danxiu: "We didn't teach the attitude of the elves. We can't instill attitudes in the elves. Do you have common sense? The elves adapt to the environment, but they don't adapt to the moods and preferences of a small number of humans."

Planter: "Maybe your Danxiu Peak has an unfriendly atmosphere towards our Plantation Peak as a whole?"

Danxiu: "It's a joke, we can't do alchemy without the raw materials raised by the planters. What are we hostile to you for? You are the ones who are often hostile to us, Danxiu. You feel that we are ruining the spiritual plants you planted, pointing fingers at your planting plans, Make material requests that embarrass you, and you will regret it every time you make the request..."

Planter: "You are originally that virtue."

A sword cultivator fanned the flames: "Why are you arguing? It's so inefficient, you guys have a fight." Then he was collectively bombarded by Dan Xiu and the planter.

I looked at the frightened elf and asked it, "Is it fun?"

The frightened elf lowered his head and continued to pick up the sword, and replied: "So-so. I want this one."

I gave it the sword float it asked for.

It took it and asked: "I can have it for a long time, right? It won't disappear after a while, right?"

Me: "You yourself are often integrated into the aura. If it doesn't have the attribute of blending with the aura, what will it do when you hide it? Is it floating brightly in the air waiting to be picked up by passers-by?"

It: "After I melt into the spiritual energy, I can come out and reunite in human form, can it?"

Me: "Yes. It's just that when it re-condenses its form, it may undergo some changes like you. It may become more beautiful, or it may become deformed. It depends on your attitude towards it. How is the control of your figure. If you control it well enough that it becomes an integral part of your figure like your clothes, then its form will become whatever you like best. Like Your face matches your deceitful preferences."

The frightened elf: "I'm not lying, you humans are overcompensating for my face."

Me: "Let me remind you, because this sword was first refined by me, so when you accept it and let it be highly integrated with you, but you have not completely cut off its connection with me, I will pass it to you." I will have a lot of perceptions for you. It is second only to my range of perceptions for the house spirits I have been raising for a long time. In this way, the next time I want to catch the elves, I won't catch you by accident. It’s because I want to get you, so I can get you even across the wall of the world.”

Me: "If you want to cut off this unnecessary connection for you, then you need to refine this sword thoroughly, so that it belongs to you completely, without the imprint of 'Pei Lin Refined Product'. That is, You have to make it your refinement."

09617 - Optimize Wall

The frightened elf: "Troublesome human beings." It continued to say as it backed away from me, "I just played with it for two days to pass the boredom during the meeting, and it probably won't be long before I get tired of it and throw it away , why bother to consider the troublesome refining? The so-called 'refining' is often too deliberate and forced, what we elves pursue is nature."

My gaze shifted from the frightened elf to Yunxia Lingbao's face, and I asked for advice: "The elves who live in Yunxia Sect, who despise 'refining' so much, and intentionally or unintentionally provoke conflicts between different professions, this is up to you Do you care?"

Yunxia Lingbao: "I was taking care of it, but you interrupted me."

I feel that Yunxia Lingbao's attitude towards me has become more and more indifferent in recent years, which seems to repeat the evolution of Elder Huigu's attitude towards me.

Me: "I think that elf has accepted my compensation. Then it's time for me to pay compensation for interrupting the meeting process."

Yunxia Lingbao: "The content of this compensation is to optimize the separation wall of this venue."

Yunxia Lingbao: "The main function of the separation wall cannot be changed, that is, after the renovation, it must still be guaranteed: it will not hinder the exchange of spiritual energy and the transmission of audio and video inside and outside the venue; it will let people outside clearly know that there is a separation wall, but they can't do it at will. Step into the wall; also let the elves inside know that they cannot leave the range enclosed by the wall at will; and when inside the wall, the elves can maintain their human form more easily than outside."

Yunxia Lingbao: "What you want to achieve is to make these functions more effective, but not to overwhelm the meeting itself."

Yunxia Lingbao: "It's best that the atmosphere inside the wall can be a bit refreshing, so that they don't doze off, get distracted, and don't complain when they are listening to the class. Of course, this is not mandatory. After all, it is a chronic disease for students not to listen to class. It took tens of thousands of years to still stay at the stage of seeing each other with the students, and neither party can gain a stable upper hand. Although punishment often makes things difficult for the punished, it is not enough to directly give the punished a problem that cannot be solved.”

Me: "I'll think about it."

I circled the partition wall of the existing venue three times in different directions, and then stabbed the partition wall with Pei Jianzhuo's body. The partition wall was shattered into powder, and then immediately recondensed. Entered the quiet working state again.

Yunxia Lingbao: "Very good. Then, the meeting continues. The little episode just now should have refreshed you a lot. I hope you can stay refreshed longer so that I can improve teaching efficiency and shorten the meeting time."

The elf complained: "Is it a class or a meeting? Can you have a fixed statement?"

Yunxia Lingbao: "I'm very glad that you can still distinguish the meaning of words. I hope that your ability to distinguish can be further improved to the level of understanding the terms used in the terms of the discipline department."

09618-Handle again

The elves at the meeting seemed really refreshed.I added a lot of small toys to the aura environment inside the wall, such as faint floral scents, small thorns, and occasional snacks, etc., not continuously, but appearing in a random place at a random time. The elf who was drowsy after listening to the lecture refreshed a little.

It is absolutely impossible for the teaching office to spoil the disciples of the Yunxia Sect in this way, because the Yunxia Sect's acceptance criteria have been determined, and at least elementary school students who come to the Yunxia Sect to teach, and what I do is to coax the kindergarten children.

The onlookers complained again:

"One sword. Another sword to solve the problem. So I really don't like to watch the sword cultivator do things. He is so elf that there is no suspense. Everything is the same trick."

"Does this mean there is no suspense? This suspense is too big for his sword repair? What did Brother Pei modify the wall? At least we can see the changes in the tangible lines and patterns of the magic circle, and then demonstrate it to the magic circle. According to Daquan, we can only perceive changes in spiritual power and spiritual energy after being modified by sword masters, right?"

"Since it's perception..." A sword repairer rubbed his hands together, and broke into the wall with his sword in hand.It was too easy to enter, so that he was stunned, and murmured, "Why didn't you attack me?"

Me: "This wall is to guard against gentlemen but not against villains. Since it is necessary to ensure that the exchange of aura images inside and outside the wall is not hindered at all, how can it be possible to add offensive and defensive effects? It can only add a reminder of 'don't enter' 'don't "Out', just to let the guy who accidentally touches the wall react immediately that he is about to cross the boundary and needs to retreat to his proper position immediately. It mainly depends on self-consciousness. If you insist on ignoring the warning and rushing..."

Yunxia Lingbao continued: "We will enter another set of processing procedures. Lin Yili, for obstructing the progress of the meeting, are you ready to pay compensation?"

Lin Yi was polite: "Is it also to optimize the separation wall?"

Yunxia Lingbao: "It's better to say goodbye, you don't even understand the working principle of the current separation wall, what can you optimize?"

There was laughter from both inside and outside the wall.At this moment, the elves and the disciples of Yunxia Sect were on the same line again.

09619 - No conflict of interest

Lin Yili: "So what do I need to do?"

Yunxia Lingbao: "Be a wall guard for one day first. During this day, if there are other people who want to enter the wall for any reason, you stop them in time. If the interception is perfect, you will be compensated after one day Finished, you can leave; if there is a mistake in the interception, or if you simply join the enemy, then the guard time will be extended. As a sword repairer, I think your force value can still be trusted, right?"

Lin Yili: "But I'm only at the Jindan Stage, and I can't stop the Nascent Soul Stage and the Transformation Stage."

Hey, hey, junior brother Lin Yili, pay attention when bargaining, what do you think I am doing?I have no intention of breaking the wall.

Yunxia Lingbao: "Of course I will not make impossible demands. 'Stopping' does not mean 'winning'. Even in the face of the transformation stage, you can delay it for a few seconds by words or other means? After all It is impossible for the Cloud Cloud Sect's Spirit Transformation stage to play a heavy hand against the Yunxia School's Golden Core stage. Your existence is like this wall, to remind them to be restrained, not to require you to suppress them."

Lin Yili was puzzled: "Since language communication is still involved, what's the use of trusting my force value?"

The onlookers agreed: "Yes, with his language ability, he is lucky not to make senior more impulsive."

Yunxia Lingbao glanced at Lin Yili meaningfully, then at the onlookers, stopped answering, and resumed the meeting for the elves.

While listening, the elves turned their heads and silently smiled "hehehe" to the Yunxiazong disciples outside the wall.

Disciples of Yunxia Sect: "..."

I went back to the two apprentices and heard Lege saying, "Elves are not as cute inside as they are outside."

Pei Wuyao: "That's why they are usually hidden. Human beings see them less often and each time they see them for a short time, so they are easily confused by their appearance and make up many cute stories for them. Then those stories It has been widely circulated, causing countless people to have a high degree of affection for the entire group of elves before seeing the elves. Then when these people with the initial high degree of affection also met the elves for a short time, they were even more confused by the elves, and then Make up more good stories for elves."

Pei Wuyao: "It has been passed down from generation to generation, and the elves are very popular in human society."

Legge: "Scheming."

Pei Wuyao: "Actually, the key to the success of this trick is that although the elves have little kindness towards humans, they are not malicious. The elves just live in their favorite environment and are bystanders of human society. The monks and Spiritual beasts, spiritual plants, etc. have resource competition, but there is no such problem with elves. There is no conflict of interest between elves and monks. Elves like the environment with abundant aura, but elves do not absorb aura, or even if they absorb it, they will soon Emit a purer aura. The spirit itself is a manifestation of the aura."