Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09608-a pick

Another disciple asked: "So Pei Wuyao's understanding of elves was not taught by you, Senior Lin?"

Pei Wuyao usually teaches himself.I have the courage to use my master as a tool when I am in the Nascent Soul stage. Pei Wuyao did it blatantly when he was in the Foundation Establishment stage.I don't know if this counts as me learning from Pei Wuyao.

Me: "I talked about elves with Pei Wuyao, but he also has his own experience and ideas about elves."

"Senior Cat Beauty, may I ask how can Zhu Jindan get in touch with more elves? Is it really only by chance? Is there no possibility of artificial opportunities?"

Me: "It can't be said so absolutely. Elves are born in the environment, but humans are also part of the environment after all, and human behavior is also a component of the flow of the environment, so the 'human factor' itself is also a kind of 'chance' , that is, the 'fate' that follows the fate has a chance to come from the person's own deliberate doing it."

"...so how to do it deliberately?"

Me: "For example, pick it with a sword."

A few people really took out their swords, drew them a few times, and then continued to ask me: "Can't pick something out?"

Me: "Then change your posture and continue picking?" As I said that, I pulled out Pei Jianzhuo and picked an elf who was listening to a meeting to the tip of the sword.

...That's right, it seems that all the decent elves of the Yunxia Sect have been asked to come to the meeting. If I catch the Yunxia Sect elves at this time, shouldn't I directly hinder their meeting?

The Yunxia Sect disciple who didn't realize that I actually created a conference elf exclaimed in admiration: "Wow..."

The elves who found themselves suddenly changed places, hung on the tip of Pei Jianzhuo's sword and looked at the other elves who were still in the meeting for two seconds, and made eye contact with some elves and Yunxia Lingbao, and then it slowly took a deep breath. tone.I quickly stuffed it back into the venue.

At this time, Yunxia Lingbao's explanation of the rules was suspended.

My scalp is numb.

The elf who left the field for a short time and returned to its original position dissipated the deep breath it had just taken when I sent it back. Now it took a deep breath again, and then jumped into the air to tell Yunxia Lingbao about my condition, emphasizing My own innocence: "I didn't leave the meeting voluntarily. I didn't evade the meeting. It was Pei Lin who kidnapped me. If you want to punish him, you should punish Pei Lin. You can't deduct the energy on my invitation letter."

Yunxia Lingbao: "You sit back first. I'll take care of this, and I'll take care of it right away."

The elf said, "You have to deal with it fairly. You can be partial to the disciples of the Yunxia Sect, but you can't be unreasonable because of partiality. Anyway, our elves have also contributed to the environment of the Yunxia Sect."

09609 - Shouldn't

At this time, the disciples near me realized what had happened. Seeing me, my eyes changed from admiration to laughter, and those with a conscience—such as Lege—were a little uneasy and worried.Then the disciples who were far away and didn't know the previous situation were also keenly aware of the fun, and their hearts that were hesitant to leave immediately settled down: they must finish watching the fun first.

They also actively called on other disciples who had already left or did not come to see the elf meeting to hurry up and not miss the good show.

Some even invited friends from other sects to come.

I looked at the related exchanges and inquires on the intranet and my private messages, and I can only be thankful that they didn't yell on the main net anyway. Even if they invited friends from outside sects, they chatted privately and said: "There is something interesting, if you can do it in a few days If you arrive at Yunxiazong within a few minutes, come and have a look. Be careful, come quietly. If there is too much noise, Yunxiazong may not accept guests again."

Originally, I shouldn't know the contents of their private messages with their friends, but they couldn't stop them from asking me: "Can we invite friends from outside sects to come and see? This is how the invitation letter is written..."

I co-authored a sketch for you?

I didn't bother to reply to them, and they took me as the default—after all, they had developed common sense: as long as the text message sent to me was successfully sent, I must have read it and understood it.

Yunxia Lingbao looked at me, and I honestly and actively floated in her direction for a while, until I was only an arm’s length away from the transparent partition wall of the venue—it was because of this partition wall that I never thought that the elves in the meeting would be like this Easy to get caught out.You must know that my handy pick is really handy. It will not bring any pressure to the elves, nor can it break through any defenses. It just makes the elves whose body was blocked by the aura become visible to human naked eyes.

And normally it should be where I picked up the sword, and the elf that appeared should have been at that position, and it shouldn't be an elf that was separated from me by tens of meters.

I think Yunxia Lingbao has tampered with the partition wall of the venue and dug a hole for me.As one of the factors that caused the elves in Yunxia Sect to be restless recently—maybe it is a more important factor—Yunxia Lingbao needs to clean me up, but the reason for cleaning up cannot be to vent anger on the elves, so she created a reason.

Pei Bing: "After you changed the address of the old lady Yunxia from Yunxia's 'Ms.' to Yunxia's 'Lingbao', did you also put aside your admiration for her by the way? Can you feel the coldness of her utensils more objectively?" Hard?"

When did "calculation" become a characteristic of coldness and hardness of utensils?Isn't the head of Jiang not human?

Mao Qiu: "It is true that many people scolded Jiang Weixiao as 'really not a person' and 'really not a thing'."

It's not a thing, and it's not a person. Jiang's head Hei probably created a single race for Jiang's head.Look at the row of noodles at Sect Leader Jiang.

09610-is also a good thing

Yunxia Lingbao said: "The elf you took out for a short time has already expressed its opinion. Then, for the sake of fairness, please, Pei Lin, express your explanation for your behavior."

The crowd gathered nearby was so dense that even Elder Liao Li, who said just now that he was "not interested in elves", came. As for Elder Yi Ruo... I don't want to know why he came.

However, from a positive point of view, it can make those who are too lazy to watch the elves to actively come to watch the show, maybe I can have more bargaining chips for the elf party invitation?Maybe I can actually throw a spectacular party.

While thinking about it, I replied to Yunxia Lingbao: "Subjectively speaking, I didn't intend to take it out of the venue, let alone disturb your meeting. I just talked about it when I talked about it recently because I was seriously studying the method of recruiting elves. Itchy hands. But objectively speaking, I did frighten it and disturb you, and I am willing to make compensation for the fright.”

Me: "But there is one thing I think I also need to be explained: I was standing outside the venue, and I hadn't even thought about shooting the elves in the venue, why did my grasping power enter the venue's partition wall and fall to What about a strange elf in the center of the venue?"

Me: "If what I catch is a house spirit that is closely related to me, or an elf at the edge of the venue, I can barely understand it, but it is at the center, and it should be an elf from Danxiu Peak. If there is no ...Deliberately guided, I think no matter from which angle, it should not be caught by me."

Elder Yi Ruo looked at the juniors around him who were looking at him: "I just came here, it's not me."

Junior: "Which coordinate you are in Yunxiazong does not affect your manipulation of another coordinate?"

Elder Yi Ruo: "Although...but...it's really not me. Before Pei Lin made such a fuss, I was really not interested in this elf meeting. I like to play with people, not elves. Elves are boring to play, they won't move at all. Just pretend to be dead or make noise to dissipate."

Junior: "Although what? But what? Please speak clearly."

Elder Yi Ruo: "Ms. Yunxia is currently hearing the case, so if you listen carefully, you will know the details of this matter."

Junior: "We are asking your thoughts now. Your thoughts have nothing to do with the case, but we think it may be related to our next encounter. Since you are not interested in elves, then you didn't come here for elves, right? Do you have a new idea for playing people?"

Elder Yi Ruo: "If you don't ask, this idea has nothing to do with you; if you ask again, I will insert your name into the idea."

Junior: "Oh, the first time I opened my mouth to you, I was already mentally prepared to be retaliated. No matter how you plan to torment me in the future, I still have to ask the end today."

Elder Yi Ruo: "Little guy, speak well, how can you use 'revenge'? I have no enmity with you."

Junior: "Yes. You are just a childlike innocence, and you pester people to play with you every day."

09611-Tools

It seems that Elder Yi Ruo really did not do anything.The suspicion of the other elders present can also be ruled out.The remaining suspects, besides Ms. Yunxia, ​​may be... Dad?

Pei Wei Lingbao promised to hit me today, but he hasn't made any progress until now. There must be some reason, right?Even if he really didn't do anything for the sake of saving Yunxia Lingbao's face, should he still have some sense of presence?Coach Wei seems to be lying quietly in the small room, but all the house spirits have gone out for a meeting. Without the house spirit’s sensitivity to Coach Wei’s breath, my soul connectors and I may not be able to get rid of our intimacy with Dad’s breath Perceived Coach Wei's special attraction to elf-related events in time.

Yunxia Lingbao: "I don't care who is deliberately guiding, or whether there is someone deliberately guiding, I guarantee that neither I nor the elves participating in the meeting did this. If you are framed by someone, then the other party is coming for you, you If your troubles have spread to this meeting and the innocent elves, you need to compensate this meeting and the elves. After you have paid us compensation, you can find the person who framed you and ask him to compensate you for your losses. The follow-up is The matter between you and the framer has nothing to do with the elves."

Me: "Wait a minute, one step of speculation is too jumpy here: from 'I was framed' why can I roll out 'The other party is coming towards me'? Why is his main target not an elf? Why can't I just be innocent and be trapped?" His improvised tool?"

Me: "If I'm innocent, I should join hands with you elves to find the framer, and we can claim compensation from him together, instead of me paying compensation first."

The elf who was caught out by me before and sued me: "Is the tool completely irresponsible? I think I was frightened by you."

Me: "I picked you out with a sword. The sword is the tool I use. You fell directly on the sword. Will you claim compensation from my sword? My sword is a spiritual treasure, conscious, communicable, There are resources, and compensation can be carried out.”

The elf, who claimed to be frightened, thought for a while and said, "I still think I should find you responsible, not your sword spirit treasure."