Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09596-dare

"Perhaps Ms. Yunxia who convened this meeting can independently determine the nature of this meeting? When she wanted only the elves to communicate internally, she would hide the entire meeting; she hoped that the content of the exchange could be known by Yunxia sect disciples, so she let the elves Maintain human form throughout the meeting?"

"Can anyone ask Ms. Yunxia about it?"

"Or ask Master Jiang to help inquire?"

"Don't be so troublesome, right? We'll have a meeting tomorrow, and we'll see the answer at that time, so we don't have to rush to find out the answer at this moment, right?"

"If you're really in a hurry, I suggest you turn off the alarm clock. The alarm clock will ring at midnight tomorrow."

"Come on, the impatient person who can't even stand waiting for a few hours can still hold back and let himself enter the retreat state? Then the forced retreat must last like a year, just staring at the second hand of the alarm clock and scratching his heart and liver. This kind of person It's better to go directly to Ms. Yunxia to inquire."

"Who has Ms. Yunxia's communication lines? I know that Sect Leader Jiang and the elders must have them, but it's difficult to get the lines from them for the reason of 'satisfying curiosity'."

"Turn over who started the topic this time, and don't you know who to ask?"

So I got a lot of inquiries.

I spoke on the intranet: "Some people clearly know the communication pattern of Yunxia Lingbao, why do they still send messages to ask me?"

"It's easy to disguise Da Neng's spiritual power pattern to a low cultivation level. We're not sure whether the spiritual power pattern in our hands can contact Ms. Yunxia now. Don't just try it, we're not as courageous as you, Don’t dare to take Daneng lightly. On the contrary, we dare to harass you.”

"Only the Nascent Soul Golden Core Stage dares to harass the Second Young Master at will, and the Foundation Establishment Qi Training Stage is still not very daring."

"It's just 'not very daring', not 'not at all'. After all, the second son's communication text receiving mode has always been made public. He is willing to accept anyone's text message, and he may reply to anyone's message, so Low cultivation bases and mortals have established a basic communication friendship with the Second Young Master."

Me: "I'm currently in a state of needing Yunxia Lingbao, so I will definitely not casually tell her communication number to someone who will definitely harass her. The lady's communication number needs to be kept secret."

09597 - notice the big tag first

"You use 'Lingbao' as a suffix when referring to Ms. Yunxia, ​​while emphasizing her 'madam' status. Why are you so contradictory?"

Me: "No contradiction. I asked for help from 'Lingbao', and I mentioned 'Ms.' just to deal with you."

"So in your eyes, can Yunxia Lingbao be a man?"

Me: "It was possible. I can also change into a female form now, how much are you willing to pay to see me transform?"

"Actually, your real appearance is already feminine enough. We can't take off your clothes and look at the specific structure of your body, not just your face."

"But I feel that now everyone sees that Second Young Master rarely misunderstands his gender anymore."

"That's because everyone knows that he is a man, and directly equates his face with 'a kind of masculine appearance' in their consciousness. Now many people think in this order after seeing Pei San: the first step , the beauty; the second step, Pei Lin; the third step, Yunxia Sect disciples, monks, very rich, good in the secret realm, swordsman, male, etc. The thinking direction of the third step is more complicated, mainly depends on seeing Pei Lin What was the person most concerned about at the time, but all the directions in the third step have a major premise: they are all extensions of the small direction under the big label of the second step of 'Pei Lin'."

"As long as you remember that he is Pei Lin, few people will think about whether Pei Lin's appearance is masculine enough. Everyone will only think that Pei Lin has this face, that Pei Lin is a man, and that his face is even more masculine. up."

"What about Elder Jiang Lin's presence?"

"It must be admitted that human beings are forgetful. A monk who has been dead for hundreds of years and a monk who is currently active, when the two have the same level of cultivation, the reputation of the latter can easily overshadow the former. Now Probably even Elder Jiang Lin's friends, when they saw Pei Lin, their first reaction was 'a promising Nascent Soul Sword Cultivator' rather than 'Jiang Lin's son'."

"Even if there is still a large level gap, few people now refer to Pei Lin as the 'son of Elder Pei Ji'. Because Pei Lin is already strong enough to be independent and no longer needs the protection of his father. weak cubs."

Me: "I feel that when I provoke Da Neng, I still need my father's protection very much."

"That's not asking for asylum, it's because you are using Elder Pei Ji as a tool. If the tool makes it clear that you won't let you use him, at most you can express your regret, and then find another tool or find another way to continue to provoke you The power to provoke. Tools are replaceable, and asylum often has a high degree of inescapable dependence."

Me: "But my father is a tool man who is better than other tool men, and it is difficult for me to find an alternative tool."

"Not necessarily? Do you dare to say that you don't often feel that the head of Jiang is more helpful to you than Elder Pei Ji?"

Me: "That's mainly because my father doesn't want to take it lightly, and the head of Jiang is more close to the people and willing to do a lot of trivial things."

"So the head of the sect is the best tool. Anyone in the whole sect can leave the post temporarily, but the head of the sect must always be there."

09598-Eccentric

Early the next morning, in a thin mist, the meeting of elves began.I took two apprentices and arrived at the scene immediately.

Everyone was very moved. Ms. Yunxia took great care of the curiosity of the disciples of the Yunxia Sect. All elves participated in the meeting in human form.

Jia Jing told me: "This is an additional requirement on the invitation letter. There was no such thing originally, but it may be that Yunxia Sect disciples discussed this matter too enthusiastically on the Intranet, so Yunxia Lingbao added it to the invitation letter in the middle of the night yesterday. Such a request. What a fickle old woman."

Me: "Hey, even if you are living more and more like human beings, you spend most of your time in the territory of the Yunxia Sect, one of the top ten in the cultivation world. How could you be contaminated with the mentality of discrimination against women and the elderly? In your On the premise that I have no gender and my age is vague, and Yunxia Lingbao can also define her own gender, what kind of psychology do you have when you use 'old woman' as an insult?"

Jiajing: "You didn't correct Pei Bing so seriously when he called Yunxia Lingbao the old lady."

Me: "Because when Pei Bing first described Yunxia Lingbao in this way, my cultivation was still low, and I still had some inappropriate cognitions about gender that I didn't even realize myself. Later, when I realized my mistake At that time, Pei Bing was already used to being called. For Pei Bing after getting used to it, calling Yunxia Lingbao an old woman had nothing to do with gender discrimination, but purely following Yunxia Lingbao's appearance, gender and duration of existence, which was relatively objective. .”

Jiajing: "What is objective? You are biased."

Me: "Yes. I prefer my Lingbao, and Yunxia Lingbao prefers the Yunxia Sect that she has guarded for tens of thousands of years and the disciples raised by Yunxia Sect. You elves who don't recognize the master should be self-reliant. Independence means freedom , which also means survival pressure. When you want something, you have to accept both its good and bad sides.”

House spirit: "Humph. Humph. Humph."

Yunxia Lingbao chose a mountain that is often used as a meeting place on the main peak as the venue for this spirit meeting.It just feels... quite formal.Before the meeting began, many disciples thought that even if the elves participated in the meeting in human form, they might be floating in the air and appearing like shadows in the clouds.It turned out to be so... human.

It's just that the size is very small.

Except for the human figure of Yunxia Lingbao, which is normal human height, all other elves participating in the meeting are no more than a palm long in height, and some are only as high as a thumb, so the venue for human meetings is very spacious for them, even if they gather together The number of people is much higher than the number of people usually participating in a human conference.

09599-Lack of introspection

Yunxia Lingbao stood in the center of the venue and greeted the elves: "Please don't float too high, please only exceed twice my height at most. It is best to be able to fall on a solid object, either on the ground or It is on the leaves or flowers. Also, please fix yourself a little bit, and don’t float away with the wind too often. Whoever floats out of this mountain before the end of the meeting, I will count it as an early departure, and its invitation letter will not turn into energy later. It can only be collected as a petal souvenir.”

The elves lazily responded: "Oh..."

A junior sister who arrived only one minute later than me held her face together: "It's so cute."

Pei Wuyao and Lege looked at her with incomprehensible expressions.

Hey, I'm not surprised that Pei Wuyao doesn't understand the cuteness of normal human beings, but what happened to Lege?

Le Ge: "The attitude of these elves is not correct. Obviously, Yunxia Lingbao held this meeting to correct the wrong thinking of these elves. All the elves who were asked to participate in this meeting have more or less disadvantages to Yunxiazong. As a result, after they entered the venue of this education conference, they did not actively reflect at all, and did not actively cooperate with Yunxia Lingbao at all. Are they really suitable for continuing to live in Yunxia Sect?"

Pei Wuyao: "Don't be angry, just let them go if they don't fit. Since Yunxia Lingbao can easily summon them all, they can naturally drive them away. But don't condemn them too early. A lazy attitude does not necessarily mean that they are They will not correct their mistakes. It may not be active enough when they are corrected, but as long as they can not actively make mistakes and only exist inertly, it will be regarded as having a bottom-line attitude.”

Pei Wuyao: "After all, they are not official disciples of the Yunxia Sect, they are just tenants of the Yunxia Sect, so there is no need for high standards for them, you only need to ensure that they abide by the bottom line rules."

Leger remains reserved: "Hopefully, they'll really abide by the bottom line."

Me: "I'm not sure about the other elves, but I can assure you of the home spirits who live in my space: they've been frightened very honestly."

Le Ge smiled at me: "Master's ability to educate children has always been excellent."

I suspect you are mocking me.

More and more spectators gathered around, among which the model of master leading apprentices still accounted for a large proportion.

A master said to his disciples: "You should cherish it. It is very difficult for a scene where such a large number of elves gather together and are visible to the naked eye. It is the first time for me, your master, to see it like you."

Apprentice: "Will we never see each other again after that, or will this elf meeting become a regular event of Yunxia Sect?"

The master looked at me, and at the same time answered the apprentice: "It's hard to say."