Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 2371
09568- one guaranteed
I confirmed to my father: "'Is Xiatuan included in the Mahayana period of all ten great gods?"
Dad: "I haven't given it a long-term residence permit of the Yunxia Sect. But if you set the meeting place in the Yunxia Sect, the Xiatuan should take the initiative to listen in. Unless you strictly prohibit creatures that have not received the invitation letter from approaching—if you can prohibit it ——If you set the meeting place outside the Yunxia Sect, the Xiatuan probably won’t attend even if you invite them.”
To be honest, I really doubt whether there is an inevitable connection between the Xia Tuan not being able to get out of the Yunxia Sect and whether it can get a long-term residence permit.In fact, part of the performance of the Xia Tuan outside the Yunxia Sect should also be an important or even indispensable basis for judging whether it is suitable for living in the Yunxia Sect.
But now is not the time to delve into the matter.I said to my dad, "I have a problem with some of the scoping in your words, but I believe that whether or not I spell out every word now and write a contract for you to stamp, you should eventually be able to do it." To a certain extent when those words were first said."
Dad: "If Jiang Weixiao dares to be so reassuring when negotiating with outsiders, it's hard to say about Yunxiazong's family fortune, but Jiang Weixiao's own family fortune will definitely be lost."
Me: "Your wording is very precise, 'outsider'. So I can reasonably believe that you did not limit the 'master world', did not limit the 'monk', did not limit the 'human being', not because of your negligence, but because you deliberately gave me Draw a big cake."
Me: "Okay, let's get to the point. If I can only summon one Peifeng elf that you haven't seen before, I don't need to know the worth of the two, three or four elves. At least not today Know."
Dad: "Oh? Will there be a guaranteed one?"
I glanced at our side frequently from a distance, but it might be because I was frightened by Pei Wei so I didn't dare to approach Junior Brother Jin Yuyuan, and smiled at my father: "Although you have absolute control over Pei Feng, but As a long-term resident of Peifeng, I also left a lot of life imprints on Peifeng."
Me: "The images of my sword practice, the fruits I plant, the things I pick and choose in the small room, and even the Internet room that was only on the former Peifeng, their physical traces may follow me when I move. And gradually disappear, but under the premise that you still accept me as your apprentice and son, the aura that records the relevant memories will not leave Pei Feng, and will take the initiative to come from the old Pei Feng to the new Pei Feng."
Dad nodded: "That's right. But my request is 'I haven't seen it', not 'I'm not leading'."
09569-smile
Me: "Of course you have seen all my actions on Pei Feng, and all the interactions between my spiritual power and Pei Feng's spiritual energy. You may have caught the relevant elves one by one, and you can judge by observing their postures. Is there any hidden damage to my spiritual power, but..."
I took out the sword cub that was sealed by the crazy operator from my small companion, peeled off the crazy operator from the sword cub, threw the sword cub to Pei Wei Lingbao, and then used the stripped crazy operator as the core, added my spiritual power and Pei Feng's aura condensed into a new small sword, which was the same size as that sword cub, but the shape was the same as Pei Jianzhuo's body.
Then I hooked this small sword that might be called "Pei Jianzhuo Sword Cub", and an elf sat on the spine of Pei Jianzhuo Sword Cub.
Before being hooked, it seemed to be yawning lazily. When it was suddenly hooked, the yawning was frightened away, and it changed into hiccups, which caused small tears to appear in the corners of its eyes.
It looks silly, cute, soft, dull, weak and useless.
I looked at this silly elf for two seconds, then looked at my father, and continued the previous topic: "But, you can't see all my thoughts and figure out all my brain circuits. I just need to recall my thoughts. The few times when your words and deeds surprised you a little—just a little surprise is enough—then summarize your surprise emotions, and then find the elf corresponding to the summary results, and this elf meets your requirements.”
Me: "Of course there is another problem: after you were surprised at the time, you are likely to summarize your own feeling of surprise, the reasons for the surprise, etc., and try to analyze the novelty that is beneficial to you from those surprises as much as possible. That is to say, the aura driven by your surprised emotions at that time and the elves born in those auras could only make you feel strange at that time, but now they may have become objects you are familiar with. So I need to eliminate the lack of freshness Lasting surprise, leave the part that has kept you surprised until now."
Me: "I assert now that you have never seen this elf before."
Dad smiled broadly.
Me: "You showed the same smile when I just finished forming the alchemy and I was sure that what I formed was the perfect golden alchemy. My existence itself is one of your most lasting surprises. Find the elf that is closest to my essence, and that's it."
Me: "In fact, you probably knew the existence of this elf before, or at least guessed its existence, but you can't really see it. Because as long as you don't fully understand my way, you can't really grasp it. This elf, especially if you don't want to hurt it or make it feel threatened."
Me: "Of course it is impossible for a monk to fully understand the Tao of another monk, even if it is a master and apprentice, even a father and son. Only I can bring it to human beings in the most comfortable posture. in areas visible to the naked eye."
09570-little silly
The silly elf adjusted his sitting posture on the sword spine, crossed his legs, and performed a meditation posture, saying: "It's not very comfortable..."
I promised it with peace of mind: "I will not take you to Yaofeng. Although you were born because of me, the most suitable place for you to live is beside my father."
The silly elf really smiled when he heard that - he looked even more stupid.
I added an explanation to it: "I hope you can stay in Peifeng and bring my father a good mood and practical benefits in cultivation. This is part of my filial piety."
The silly elf looked at me seriously: "Actually, there are some truths that don't need to be told too thoroughly, because it will sound weird and will spoil the mood of the listener."
I looked at my father: "It doesn't seem to be broken? In fact, I still have a heart for your smile that suddenly disappeared after I formed the alchemy perfectly."
Dad's smile is not so obvious, but he can still see that he is in a good mood.He said to me in a mocking tone: "At that time, I suddenly put away my smile. Is it my fault?"
Me: "Of course it's my fault. Just say stupid things."
Silly elf: "It's so stupid that I'm ashamed to see people."
I looked at the silly elf: "That's not the case. I'm just stupid within the normal range, not so stupid that I need to erase my sense of existence. Of course, I still want to thank you for hiding for a long time before today. I'm just jumping around, I probably won't be able to find a qualified elf this time."
Several sleeping house spirits woke up and said softly, "Where did we jump around before we showed up in front of you for the first time? Based on our speculation, this silly elf may be in front of Elder Pei Ji in the future. It will also be very active. Maybe it will replace my son's position in Elder Pei Ji's heart."
Oh, there is still the danger of competing for favor?
The house spirit who spoke became more sober, and took on a bear temperament: "Maybe in the future, when you want to kidnap this silly elf to Yaofeng, Elder Pei Ji will draw his sword to stop you."
I really didn't plan to let him live in Yaofeng, it's not suitable.It is the temperament of a son, not that of an elder.It not only reflects my way, but also reflects my father's nostalgia for me when I was a child.
——The silly me when I was a child is indeed much cuter than the current me.
I suggested: "Name this elf Little Silly."
Pei Wei Lingbao: "Why use two small ones?"
Me: "Because the name of little fool has already been taken by me when I was a child."
Pei Wei Lingbao: "You really know yourself."
Me: "I even made up the diary for Xiaosha."
Pei Wei Lingbao: "I'm not interested in watching."
Me: "I didn't show it to my dad, how could I show it to you? It's still necessary to have a little secret to be a human being. Sometimes, like this time, the sense of mystery will play a wonderful role."
09571-memory the subject
Dad: "Do you make up a lot of diaries for Xiaosha?"
Me: "Just... just a few articles."
Dad: "Only 'few' chapters? Only single-digit chapters?"
Me: "Looking back on the past is easy to get tired. The history is too dark."
Dad: "When you are willing to recall a lot and write it down, your state of mind will enter a new stage."
Me: "It seems that only the elderly love to recall the past?"
Dad: "Shenhuashen Mahayana period, of course they are all old things."
Me: "Elder Qi Xi?"
Dad: "Well, yes, Qi Xi is also old. Ever since he was steadily called an elder instead of a junior uncle, he has been old. Qi Xi's cultivation has not started well since the establishment of the foundation, and he is always in a hurry Then a few steps. It may be because the actual age does not match the appearance age, it may be because the identity does not match the authority, it may be because the combat power does not match the known information. All kinds of mismatches, similar in a hurry."
Dad: "Qi Xi always hopes to step into a higher level as soon as possible, and feels uneasy about being different after walking faster than others. He doesn't like being overly favored, and he doesn't like being overprotected , and don't like to take less responsibility and have less rights. In the end, he became an ordinary elder of the transformation stage."
Me: "I'm still far from dying, right?"
Dad: "Of course. It's often farther than the distance from young to old."
Me: "Is it possible to return to youth after getting old, both physically and psychologically?"
Dad: "Well... it's possible in theory, but some roads are actually more like one-way streets."
Me: "I went from an adult thinking when I was a child to a child who became more and more active later, isn't it considered a reverse growth?"
Dad: "The instilled memory and the memory established after personal experience, at the same intensity, the latter will be obviously more powerful; if the intensity of the latter is inherently higher, then the former will easily be reduced to thin data , become the nutrient for you to build new memories, not your memory itself. This kind of thing happened to you and Pei Wuyao."
Dad: "However, in Xiatuan and Baihu, the memories that were force-fed have the absolute upper hand, so their new memories after that have also become appendages to those foreign memories. The ancient fantasy world is indeed more than nine to five. The plot to murder the weak, go to jail, and eat, eat, and sleep over and over again is more beautiful and memorable."
Me: "Should I say that fortunately my soul factor has awakened an overly dull memory? Or should I say, if I can't only awaken such a past life memory, I can't be your child with your mother?"
I confirmed to my father: "'Is Xiatuan included in the Mahayana period of all ten great gods?"
Dad: "I haven't given it a long-term residence permit of the Yunxia Sect. But if you set the meeting place in the Yunxia Sect, the Xiatuan should take the initiative to listen in. Unless you strictly prohibit creatures that have not received the invitation letter from approaching—if you can prohibit it ——If you set the meeting place outside the Yunxia Sect, the Xiatuan probably won’t attend even if you invite them.”
To be honest, I really doubt whether there is an inevitable connection between the Xia Tuan not being able to get out of the Yunxia Sect and whether it can get a long-term residence permit.In fact, part of the performance of the Xia Tuan outside the Yunxia Sect should also be an important or even indispensable basis for judging whether it is suitable for living in the Yunxia Sect.
But now is not the time to delve into the matter.I said to my dad, "I have a problem with some of the scoping in your words, but I believe that whether or not I spell out every word now and write a contract for you to stamp, you should eventually be able to do it." To a certain extent when those words were first said."
Dad: "If Jiang Weixiao dares to be so reassuring when negotiating with outsiders, it's hard to say about Yunxiazong's family fortune, but Jiang Weixiao's own family fortune will definitely be lost."
Me: "Your wording is very precise, 'outsider'. So I can reasonably believe that you did not limit the 'master world', did not limit the 'monk', did not limit the 'human being', not because of your negligence, but because you deliberately gave me Draw a big cake."
Me: "Okay, let's get to the point. If I can only summon one Peifeng elf that you haven't seen before, I don't need to know the worth of the two, three or four elves. At least not today Know."
Dad: "Oh? Will there be a guaranteed one?"
I glanced at our side frequently from a distance, but it might be because I was frightened by Pei Wei so I didn't dare to approach Junior Brother Jin Yuyuan, and smiled at my father: "Although you have absolute control over Pei Feng, but As a long-term resident of Peifeng, I also left a lot of life imprints on Peifeng."
Me: "The images of my sword practice, the fruits I plant, the things I pick and choose in the small room, and even the Internet room that was only on the former Peifeng, their physical traces may follow me when I move. And gradually disappear, but under the premise that you still accept me as your apprentice and son, the aura that records the relevant memories will not leave Pei Feng, and will take the initiative to come from the old Pei Feng to the new Pei Feng."
Dad nodded: "That's right. But my request is 'I haven't seen it', not 'I'm not leading'."
09569-smile
Me: "Of course you have seen all my actions on Pei Feng, and all the interactions between my spiritual power and Pei Feng's spiritual energy. You may have caught the relevant elves one by one, and you can judge by observing their postures. Is there any hidden damage to my spiritual power, but..."
I took out the sword cub that was sealed by the crazy operator from my small companion, peeled off the crazy operator from the sword cub, threw the sword cub to Pei Wei Lingbao, and then used the stripped crazy operator as the core, added my spiritual power and Pei Feng's aura condensed into a new small sword, which was the same size as that sword cub, but the shape was the same as Pei Jianzhuo's body.
Then I hooked this small sword that might be called "Pei Jianzhuo Sword Cub", and an elf sat on the spine of Pei Jianzhuo Sword Cub.
Before being hooked, it seemed to be yawning lazily. When it was suddenly hooked, the yawning was frightened away, and it changed into hiccups, which caused small tears to appear in the corners of its eyes.
It looks silly, cute, soft, dull, weak and useless.
I looked at this silly elf for two seconds, then looked at my father, and continued the previous topic: "But, you can't see all my thoughts and figure out all my brain circuits. I just need to recall my thoughts. The few times when your words and deeds surprised you a little—just a little surprise is enough—then summarize your surprise emotions, and then find the elf corresponding to the summary results, and this elf meets your requirements.”
Me: "Of course there is another problem: after you were surprised at the time, you are likely to summarize your own feeling of surprise, the reasons for the surprise, etc., and try to analyze the novelty that is beneficial to you from those surprises as much as possible. That is to say, the aura driven by your surprised emotions at that time and the elves born in those auras could only make you feel strange at that time, but now they may have become objects you are familiar with. So I need to eliminate the lack of freshness Lasting surprise, leave the part that has kept you surprised until now."
Me: "I assert now that you have never seen this elf before."
Dad smiled broadly.
Me: "You showed the same smile when I just finished forming the alchemy and I was sure that what I formed was the perfect golden alchemy. My existence itself is one of your most lasting surprises. Find the elf that is closest to my essence, and that's it."
Me: "In fact, you probably knew the existence of this elf before, or at least guessed its existence, but you can't really see it. Because as long as you don't fully understand my way, you can't really grasp it. This elf, especially if you don't want to hurt it or make it feel threatened."
Me: "Of course it is impossible for a monk to fully understand the Tao of another monk, even if it is a master and apprentice, even a father and son. Only I can bring it to human beings in the most comfortable posture. in areas visible to the naked eye."
09570-little silly
The silly elf adjusted his sitting posture on the sword spine, crossed his legs, and performed a meditation posture, saying: "It's not very comfortable..."
I promised it with peace of mind: "I will not take you to Yaofeng. Although you were born because of me, the most suitable place for you to live is beside my father."
The silly elf really smiled when he heard that - he looked even more stupid.
I added an explanation to it: "I hope you can stay in Peifeng and bring my father a good mood and practical benefits in cultivation. This is part of my filial piety."
The silly elf looked at me seriously: "Actually, there are some truths that don't need to be told too thoroughly, because it will sound weird and will spoil the mood of the listener."
I looked at my father: "It doesn't seem to be broken? In fact, I still have a heart for your smile that suddenly disappeared after I formed the alchemy perfectly."
Dad's smile is not so obvious, but he can still see that he is in a good mood.He said to me in a mocking tone: "At that time, I suddenly put away my smile. Is it my fault?"
Me: "Of course it's my fault. Just say stupid things."
Silly elf: "It's so stupid that I'm ashamed to see people."
I looked at the silly elf: "That's not the case. I'm just stupid within the normal range, not so stupid that I need to erase my sense of existence. Of course, I still want to thank you for hiding for a long time before today. I'm just jumping around, I probably won't be able to find a qualified elf this time."
Several sleeping house spirits woke up and said softly, "Where did we jump around before we showed up in front of you for the first time? Based on our speculation, this silly elf may be in front of Elder Pei Ji in the future. It will also be very active. Maybe it will replace my son's position in Elder Pei Ji's heart."
Oh, there is still the danger of competing for favor?
The house spirit who spoke became more sober, and took on a bear temperament: "Maybe in the future, when you want to kidnap this silly elf to Yaofeng, Elder Pei Ji will draw his sword to stop you."
I really didn't plan to let him live in Yaofeng, it's not suitable.It is the temperament of a son, not that of an elder.It not only reflects my way, but also reflects my father's nostalgia for me when I was a child.
——The silly me when I was a child is indeed much cuter than the current me.
I suggested: "Name this elf Little Silly."
Pei Wei Lingbao: "Why use two small ones?"
Me: "Because the name of little fool has already been taken by me when I was a child."
Pei Wei Lingbao: "You really know yourself."
Me: "I even made up the diary for Xiaosha."
Pei Wei Lingbao: "I'm not interested in watching."
Me: "I didn't show it to my dad, how could I show it to you? It's still necessary to have a little secret to be a human being. Sometimes, like this time, the sense of mystery will play a wonderful role."
09571-memory the subject
Dad: "Do you make up a lot of diaries for Xiaosha?"
Me: "Just... just a few articles."
Dad: "Only 'few' chapters? Only single-digit chapters?"
Me: "Looking back on the past is easy to get tired. The history is too dark."
Dad: "When you are willing to recall a lot and write it down, your state of mind will enter a new stage."
Me: "It seems that only the elderly love to recall the past?"
Dad: "Shenhuashen Mahayana period, of course they are all old things."
Me: "Elder Qi Xi?"
Dad: "Well, yes, Qi Xi is also old. Ever since he was steadily called an elder instead of a junior uncle, he has been old. Qi Xi's cultivation has not started well since the establishment of the foundation, and he is always in a hurry Then a few steps. It may be because the actual age does not match the appearance age, it may be because the identity does not match the authority, it may be because the combat power does not match the known information. All kinds of mismatches, similar in a hurry."
Dad: "Qi Xi always hopes to step into a higher level as soon as possible, and feels uneasy about being different after walking faster than others. He doesn't like being overly favored, and he doesn't like being overprotected , and don't like to take less responsibility and have less rights. In the end, he became an ordinary elder of the transformation stage."
Me: "I'm still far from dying, right?"
Dad: "Of course. It's often farther than the distance from young to old."
Me: "Is it possible to return to youth after getting old, both physically and psychologically?"
Dad: "Well... it's possible in theory, but some roads are actually more like one-way streets."
Me: "I went from an adult thinking when I was a child to a child who became more and more active later, isn't it considered a reverse growth?"
Dad: "The instilled memory and the memory established after personal experience, at the same intensity, the latter will be obviously more powerful; if the intensity of the latter is inherently higher, then the former will easily be reduced to thin data , become the nutrient for you to build new memories, not your memory itself. This kind of thing happened to you and Pei Wuyao."
Dad: "However, in Xiatuan and Baihu, the memories that were force-fed have the absolute upper hand, so their new memories after that have also become appendages to those foreign memories. The ancient fantasy world is indeed more than nine to five. The plot to murder the weak, go to jail, and eat, eat, and sleep over and over again is more beautiful and memorable."
Me: "Should I say that fortunately my soul factor has awakened an overly dull memory? Or should I say, if I can't only awaken such a past life memory, I can't be your child with your mother?"
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