Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09540 - Cannot maintain secrecy

Ding Hongdou: "When you first met me today, including now, did you think it was undignified to put sweets next to the qin? Do you think that you should concentrate on playing the qin, and maybe you need to bathe and burn incense before playing?"

Me: "Sword cultivators can use swords for barbecues, digging pits, as drying racks...to do all the things that require tools in daily life."

Ding Hongdou: "For music repairers, the same is true for musical instruments and voices. A monk who cultivates a profession does not want to offer this profession and the key props in the profession to the altar. For us, they should be daily, casual, It is ourselves. It is impossible for monks to take care of themselves for thousands of years, but they are used to relying on their rough skin and strong resilience to toss. If you don’t toss yourself this time, you will Continue to toss to a higher standard. Our common tools must also be so durable."

When I think about the qin Ding Hongdou used just now, and put it together with the sword, I still feel that the painting style is a bit wrong.

Ding Hongdou: "You don't understand Yinxiu, that's why you endow this profession with too much aura. You may also think of titles such as artists in the mortal world, but in fact, this is just a profession. If you really have difficulty Imagination is the same as sword cultivation, so how about sound cultivation and Confucianism cultivation together? The introduction of Confucianism cultivation also includes the use of sound. Do you think Confucianism cultivation is very elegant and not dusty?"

Me: "I can imagine a Confucianism cultivator throwing a bunch of jade slips at people."

Ding Hongdou: "That's right, so is there any problem with using strings as murder tools?"

Me: "Qin strings can kill people with elegance."

Ding Hongdou: "Heh. In the admissions advertisements, it is possible to show sword cultivators slashing people beautifully, but in reality...beautiful slashing people do exist, but most of them are beaten in rags. There are also sword cultivators using swords After pinning the monster, I found that the movement of the monster was not completely restrained by the sword, and in a hurry, I even jumped up and bit the monster with my teeth."

Ding Hongdou: "When it comes to life and death, there is no beauty or elegance. The point is to live and win."

Ding Hongdou: "In fact, I think that after wandering between life and death for a round, and then returning to the living world, even if you look miserable on the outside, you can still feel beautiful on the inside. And when the inside is beautiful enough, the outside will reveal some joyful things." thing."

I told Ding Hongdou about Yuchen, and then invited Ding Hongdou to take part in the action.Then I realized: "Before I said this, did you already know? Even before I entered the gate of death, many of you disciples of the gate of death already knew?"

Ding Hongdou: "For your matter, you have already found so many outsiders, and even sent invitations to the entire sect repeatedly, the chances of maintaining a secret state are too low, right? Hehuan Sect and Jianzong are better, and Ruan Mitong Guys, do you think they have integrity? Come to a benefactor and say, 'I'll keep you all for a whole year'. Disciple Ruan Mitong plus the spirit beasts they raised, selling a few small news about others can be considered a thing?"

09541-Look down

Me: "Although it seems that there is no need to desperately keep this matter secret, Yuhe's information isolation from the main world is not high. If Yuhe Wang finds out about this action, will he embarrass Yuchen?"

Ding Hongdou: "Objectively, it is easy for Yuhe to establish an information exchange channel with the main world, but subjectively, Yuhe seems to dislike the main world. When he didn't sense the appearance of a big beauty, Yuhe didn't want to look at the main world at all. Nor will they lurk in the main world main network to inquire about news. The only thing Yuhe people care about is beauties, and Yuhe has special sensitivity to beauties in various worlds, and does not need to rely on the local intelligence system, so even if you act like a hamster It is not very likely that Yuhe will know about the plan to cause chaos in the main world."

Ding Hongdou: "Even if Yuheren knows about it, they will probably treat it as a joke. They don't believe that the feng shui of the main world can not hurt Yuheren's appearance, and it is hard to imagine that Yuhemei would be willing to move to the main world. Long stay. As for whether hamsters will collectively move to the main world, so that Yuhe will no longer have the species of hamsters from now on, Yuhe Wang won't care? Anyway, I think that after this action is exposed, Yuchen will definitely not face it. It's a dead end. It's just a few words of ridicule."

Ding Hongdou: "On the contrary, if Yuchen and his hamsters did not become ugly after they came to the main world, maintained their good looks for a long time, and even the offspring of the hamsters were always extremely beautiful... Yuhe people will actively come to you and participate in the competition." Communicate with everyone involved in this operation."

Ding Hongdou: "I heard that Yuhe is hostile to the Acacia Sect? At that time, Yuhe may be very conflicted and painful, and may need to make a major sacrifice before he can take action. But the sacrifice does not involve life, it is just psychological sadness. That's all."

Me: "Why do everyone always... underestimate Yuhe?"

Ding Hongdou: "The impression is of course based on historical facts. If Yuhe can do something amazing this time, everyone will remember to look up to them in the future."

I left the Gate of Rebirth, and while flying towards Yunxia Zongfei, I contacted Yu Chen and asked him if he had been troubled by the leakage of his escape plan.

Me: "I seem to be making things public. I didn't mean to, but I did not realize the need for secrecy in time. I seem to have been treating this as a game."

Yu Chen: "Basically, it is indeed a game that can be tried and exited at any time. If my father finds out about this and makes things difficult for me, I will tell him that I just want to send the hamsters away, and I have no intention of leaving. He will believe it. Because of empathy, my father himself is absolutely not willing to take the big risk of becoming ugly to live in the main world, and he is not willing to die. I will not die when I stay in Yuhe, so my father is sure It is beyond comprehension that I would choose to leave Yuhe."

09542-mouse and cat

Me: "What you said made me start to doubt. Are you really going to leave Yuhe? Or are you really just planning to send the hamster away?"

Yu Chen smiled: "I am half a hamster myself."

Me: "Really? That's always been your personal statement. Maybe you made up a story? Can you provide evidence?"

Yu Chen: "When you bring my hamster army to the main world, you... may see the evidence."

...Boy, if you play tricks on me, you may not be able to live in the main world.

Me: "I thought about it, since this matter has already been known by many people in the main world, I decided to make it completely public, so as to brainstorm and discover potential symptomatic talents."

Yu Chen: "Yes."

Me: "Do you believe that I also made public the fact that you have a hamster in your consciousness?"

Yu Chen: "Huh? Haven't you made this public yet? Why didn't you talk about it when you asked for help? Because you don't have evidence?"

I:"……"

Yu Chen: "Ziqi said that you bullied her A Diao many times."

I:"……"

Yu Chen: "I know that this small dispute between you guys belongs to benign communication, and I will definitely not go beyond Ziqi to retaliate against you."

I:"……"

Yu Chen: "I remember you raised a cat. You like cats. Is there a cat living in your consciousness?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "The case is solved, this little mouse did it on purpose."

Me: "Cats and hamsters are not natural enemies, are they?"

Yu Chen's expression was serious: "Cats are the natural enemies of all small animals. All animals smaller than cats can easily become undead under the cat's claws."

Fuqiu: "Yes. Yes."

Me: "Well, Fellow Daoist Yuchen, tell me something: Do you really want to come to the main world with your hamster army for a long time?"

Yu Chen: "This is true. As long as the problem of appearance is solved, I am willing to leave at any time. Although the main world is much more dangerous than Yuhe, the consciousness of the main world will not directly put pressure on a certain creature, nor will anyone Always thinking about offering sacrifices."

Me: "Some people still think about sacrifices every day. Demons always love this matter deeply."

Yu Chen: "Evil...do you think my father is an evil?"

Me: "It doesn't count. If Yuhe Wang's sacrifice is successful, it is effective, and it is not a meaningless waste." The problem with this king is that the sacrifices he chooses are always outside his control.It can also be said to be a mismatch between taste and ability.

09543-Not cute at all

Yu Chen: "You suspect that I have tricked you, but not only will you not take revenge on me, but are you willing to answer my questions seriously?"

Me: "I am a master, what is there to care about with children? You can't even beat my apprentice." Not to mention Pei Wuyao, who is extremely experienced in combat, even Lege, a rookie who is just getting started, packs your takeaway Your hamster is also a matter of minutes.In your Yuhe's golden elixir period, the golden elixir is really just for display.

Yu Chen: "Meaning, can I be more self-willed with you? Like a beauty is as self-willed when facing a dog?"

Me: "Look at my face, and take a look at your own face in the mirror, and say it again."

Yu Chen: "Oh, Senior Pei really has everything in Yuhe and the main world. You need to have good looks, and you need to have force. It's awesome. A great beauty who is both internal and external."

Me: "Didn't Yan Ziqi teach you this kind of compliment?"

Yu Chen: "It's easy for Yuhe to communicate with the outside world, don't you know that?" Then he cut off my communication.

At this time, I just flew into the Yunxia Sect. I was going to find the head of Jiang, but I felt that Yu Chen's matter was more urgent, so I went to Yan Ziqi first and asked her: "You know that Yu Chen has a crooked belly?" Wannao? He is definitely not a simple cutie."

Yan Ziqi: "...Who told you that Shen Chen is pure and cute?"

I:"……"

Yan Ziqi: "Senior Brother Pei, do you think hamsters are silly and sweet, and by the way, so are people who raise hamsters?"

Me: "It's so silly that Baitian might not be able to tie the knot?"

Yan Ziqi: "Hmm."

Me: "Excuse me, I'm leaving now, Sect Leader Jiang is still waiting for me."

Yan Ziqi seemed to be muttering and said to me: "It's strange, you are so familiar with the head of Jiang, how could you be so anxious and panic when you find out that Shen Shen's mind is not pure? Although in the conventional sense Shen Chen does have some careful thoughts, but compared with the head of Jiang, Shen Chen is really simple."

Me: "That's different. Head Jiang is a disciple of Yunxia Sect and my own person. Yu Chen is separated from me by a world wall. No matter how evil Sect Head Jiang is, he will not hurt you and me who are disciples of Yunxia Sect, Yu Chen If Shen has to, the greatest guilt he can show after killing us is to give us a flower made of hamster hair every ten years."

Me: "However, if you firmly believe that Yu Chen will not hurt you, I am willing to trust your judgment."

Yan Ziqi: "Oh, I can't say with certainty that Shen Shen will never hurt me. My relationship with him is actually quite plastic, only the hamster is the main common topic."