Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09480-expert hamster

Xia Tuan: "A genius is conspicuous enough among ordinary people, but if a genius is placed among geniuses, he may only get an evaluation of 'ordinary'. Are you an ordinary genius, or a What about the miracle that stands out among the geniuses? You have to prove yourself, not verbally accuse others of not giving you high praise."

Legge nodded: "What you said is very reasonable. I think your words have proved your rationality to a considerable extent, and proved that you are a partner who is not easy to lose control."

Xia Tuan: "It seems that your vision is very good, and you deserve a 'special' evaluation."

This business model of getting along with each other seems really harmonious.It seems to prove that Xiatuan is very suitable for frequent visits to Yaofeng?

I inquired about the location of the hamster demon Su Yuan from the Demon League, and then learned the lesson of entering the Zhongsu Gate, first submitted an entry application to the Demon League, waited for approval, and finally arrived in front of Su Yuan with the access permit.

Su Yuan: "If you don't want to make such a fuss, it's okay for us to meet outside the Demon League."

Me: "I mainly need to verify some things. Including the fact that I have to chat with you face to face instead of chatting by mail, and it is also because of this."

Su Yuan looked at me with a lovely expression and asked, "So, what kind of things can't be communicated through communication channels, but must be discussed face to face?"

Me: "The content of the chat is not the focus of this face-to-face. Of course, Su Daoyou, you only need to cooperate with the chat, and the rest is my own work."

While talking, I showed Su Yuan two screenshots of the hamster army.One is Yan Ziqi's hamster, and the other is Yu Chen's.

Su Yuan was very knowledgeable, pointing to the photo of Yan Ziqi and said: "This group has a lot of fighting power," then pointed to the photo of Yu Chen, "This group is especially effective for posing."

Me: "Do you think there is a way to make the group suitable for posing also have a little combat power? The premise is that their posing expertise cannot be affected at all."

Su Yuan: "If what you want is not to lose anything, then I'm afraid there is no way. They add all the power they can call to their appearance, so if they develop any skills other than their appearance, they will inevitably lose Damage the beauty of the appearance. Is this Yuwa's hamster?"

Me: "Yes." Then I introduced the details to Su Yuan.

Su Yuan made a positive statement: "I am willing to participate in this theft plan."

Me: "It's a rescue plan."

Su Yuan: "The plan to steal people and steal hamsters."

09481 - easy to cheat

Me: "So do you think this plan has the possibility of success?"

Pei Bing: "But it seems like we don't even have a written 'plan'?"

Fortunately, Su Yuan didn't pursue whether it was written or not. He probably felt that he could act with a simple idea.

Su Yuan: "First of all, we need to be clear: judging whether a creature is beautiful or not has a lot to do with the aesthetics of different creatures and regions. 'Aesthetics' is a very subjective thing, not an objective value. So suppose this group of people The beauty score of hamsters in Yuhe is [-], so whether they can maintain the [-] points after arriving in the main world depends not only on whether their appearance has changed and how much they have changed, but also on the relationship between the main world and Yuhe. It has something to do with different scoring criteria for 'beautiful'."

I nodded.

Su Yuan: "Secondly, we also know that an adult creature's evaluation of whether it is beautiful or not is related to its own subjective aesthetics and the degree of recognition it has heard from the outside world. For example, when a person is praised by many people for being beautiful for a long time, When he thought he was good-looking, he would definitely think that he was really good-looking; judgment."

Me: "You mean, when Yu and hamsters come to the main world, we should focus on the beauty ratings of them in the main world, and not pay too much attention to the actual changes in their appearance? Of course, we can't completely ignore them How to distort their appearance, just... to ensure that their appearance is maintained at more than [-]% in their own aesthetics—assuming they think their original appearance is [-]%—the [-]% of the change is used to dominate the world Complementary compliments?"

Su Yuan: "In terms of operability, this method is definitely more feasible than maintaining their original appearance. Long-term living in another world must involve adaptation issues. They are not strong enough to force the main world to change for them, so they You must compromise with the environment of the main world."

Su Yuan: "Compromise is not necessarily a bad thing, and it may also inspire a better self. Maybe after they have been in the main world for a long time, they can understand the joy of diligent cultivation and take pride in the scars left by the battle? "

Su Yuan: "Anyway, the problem of appearance is not a problem of survival. It is not harmful to them to trick them into believing that the new looks are better than the old ones, and trick them into accepting the new looks. Hamsters have such small brains, so they are easy to deceive. "

So you, a hamster demon, are easy to deceive?

09482-Sunflower

Although I didn't ask this offensive question, Su Yuan may have understood it from my expression or spiritual power. He laughed for a few seconds and said, "If I have a crush on someone, such as you, Put a lot of effort into lying to me, and I'll be willing to take the bait."

Su Yuan: "Well, if you give me some more delicious melon seeds, I will be happier."

I have no intention of lying to you, but I can give you some delicious melon seeds.

I directly gave Su Yuan a golden elixir-level sunflower, and asked him to discuss the melon seed trade with the sunflower himself.

Su Yuan blinked: "When those jade and hamsters come to the main world, will they be raised in batches for me?"

Me: "Let's see what Yu Chen and the hamsters think. Yu Chen will definitely not live too far away from Yan Ziqi. If the bunch of hamsters want to live in a group, they can only live in Yunxiazong or Yunxiazong Nearby. But it is also possible that after the hamsters came to the main world, they were dazzled by the prosperity of the main world, and then decided to disperse and find their own owners."

Me: "Maybe Ruan Mitong will lure some jade and hamsters away."

Su Yuan pointed to Sunflower: "So this is purely a chat gift? Didn't you buy me in advance to build a comfortable nest for Yu and the hamsters?"

Me: "In the plan, I only assist in bringing Yu Chen and his hamsters to the main world beautifully. The follow-up life problems are their own to solve. Yu Chen is a prince, even if his freedom is restricted now, but in terms of material He was not treated harshly, and I believe that when he brought the legion to the main world, he would grab a bunch of luxury goods from Yuhe by the way. In terms of funds alone, building a second-rate sect may be enough."

Me: "Do you think a golden core spiritual plant is too expensive as a gift?"

Su Yuan: "You don't get paid for nothing. Of course, if you insist on giving it away, I'm still willing to accept it, and imagine that you have a good impression of me that is above the standard line."

Me: "Actually, you can look at it from another angle: I just put this spiritual plant in front of you, on the land of the Demon League, and it didn't help you tame it and make it recognize you as master. Whether you want to follow up Whether it wants to get melon seeds here, or want to transplant it to other places in your yard, you need to get its consent."

Me: "Essentially speaking, I actually planted a golden elixir-level spiritual plant in the territory of the Demon League—even if this territory is temporarily used by you, this land has not really been branded with your brand, and it is not worth it. It doesn’t really belong to you and is at your disposal—I can see in the future whether this spiritual plant that I have raised for a long time can coexist harmoniously with the Demon League.”

Me: "It may also become a spy I placed in the Demon League. From time to time, it will move to a nest by itself and continuously send me information on various locations in the Demon League."

09483-A way of negotiating

Me: "A monk who enters a certain school for a long time will be subject to many restrictions, a spirit beast that lives in a certain school will be strictly restricted in the area it can go, and a spiritual plant lives in a certain school, because everyone agrees that the spirit plant cannot He likes to run around, so it is easy to forget that he needs to formulate rules related to restricting his actions, which gives Lingzhi a great deal of freedom. Even when the disciples of the sect tell secrets in private, they will remember to avoid monks, avoid Spirit beasts, but it's hard to remember to avoid spirit plants."

Su Yuan: "But first, do the spirit plants really write down the things and conversations that happened near them? Second, even if they do, they are really willing to pass these contents to a certain monk on a regular basis ?"

Su Yuan: "You have to know that although the sect is not very careful about what Lingzhi heard in their own territory, if Lingzhi spreads the information to the outside world, the sect will still receive it and check it, and will not let important secrets be easily It floated out. We, the Demon League, especially don’t make such mistakes. It’s hard for plant demons to lose to humans in understanding the habits of spiritual plants, right? The affinity between plant demons and spiritual plants...”

Su Yuan changed the subject: "If you are the comparison object, you may not necessarily win."

Su Yuan leaned closer to Sunflower and asked, "Melon seed supplier, would you like to move closer to my dining table?"

Sunflowers are unresponsive.In fact, it rarely shows any movement when it is in the ice flower garden. If anyone—mainly Pei Bing—want to eat melon seeds, they just reach out to pick them, and after picking them, put some transparent fruit seed powder on it. , it will not make any comments.After getting acquainted with Pei Bing, as soon as Pei Bing's hand is opened in front of it, it will take the initiative to drop a few melon seeds to Pei Bing, and often generously connect Mingguo seed powder without asking for feedback.

However, it may be so generous because Pei Bing seldom looks for it. After all, there are too many to eat in the small box. The melon seeds of this sunflower are only good in the ordinary level. Pei Bing only eats them occasionally and does not take them. It's a posture to eat up this plant.

I heard that Ren Yongming and Wen Chengzhui from the Demon League came to look for me together. After knowing what Su Yuan was doing, Ren Yongming laughed and said: "Although you are not a planter, you often deal with Lingzhi anyway, right? Can you show it?" A little common sense? The so-called "discuss with Lingzhi" is not really waiting for them to respond to your main Esperanto, but digging directly. As long as you dig out the roots and move the Lingzhi, if the Lingzhi doesn't hit you, you will On behalf of Lingzhi, he agrees to go with you. When you ask Lingzhi for food, the same is true, and the criterion is whether you will be beaten after you do it."

Yes, that's how I "discussed" when I moved this sunflower out of the small garden.Lingzhi himself is too lazy to move, but if animals want to help them move, they often don't bother to resist, which gives the monks the opportunity to dig a lot of Lingzhi to enrich the scenery of their sect.