Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 2344
09460-Great things have been done quietly
The house spirits yanked out a watermelon, got in and ate it.
Xiao Sui showed a somewhat disgusted expression: "The whole body is in, and the watermelon juice is stuck all over."
A house spirit emerges from the watermelon and throws watermelon seeds at Xiao Sui: "Have you forgotten the basic spiritual power isolation? Welcome to join our 'Cerebral Palsy Special Comfort Teaching'."
Xiao Sui, of course, was not touched by the watermelon seeds. He looked at the house spirit angrily: "I've really spoiled you guys recently! Ice Flower Garden, cut off food for the elves! Cut off food for all!"
Pei Bing, who was picking pears, suddenly had an empty hand.
Pei Bing: "..."
Pei Jianzhuo: "In a broad sense, spirit treasures and equipment spirits can indeed be regarded as a type of elves."
The plants in the ice garden made a rustling sound, and then two more beautiful pears than Pei Bing just picked fell into Pei Bing's hands.
Pei Bing was relieved: "I took it by mistake just now. I said that there is only the oldest and kindest person left in Binghuayuan."
Maoqiu: "But this good old man can suddenly snatch things from you who are specialized in defense. Pei Suilin can do similar things because Pei Suilin has absolute control over this space except Pei Lin, and Pei Suilin and Pei Bingyou indirectly Souls are connected, there is a root connection between you, and you two can't completely defend against each other, but what special rights does Binghuayuan have in this space? And why can you bypass Pei Bing's defense?"
Pei Jianzhuo: "Yo, it's quiet, it seems that the Binghua Garden has completed a big event?"
Pei Sha's body swelled, covering the ice flower garden, and said in a pretentious manner: "Quickly tell the truth, or I will eat you."
Xiao Sui: "...Am I allowing you to bully Binghuayuan?"
Mao Qiu: "Look, Ice Flower Garden has already captured Pei Suilin to the point where he will clearly favor it. Before today, besides Pei Lin, who else did you see that Pei Suilin clearly protected?"
Pei Bing: "It's really scary."
Jia Jing: "Yeah."
Pei Jianzhuo: "Did the strange CP increase again?"
Jiajing: "It's over."
Maoqiu looked at Jiajing: "Is your language system malfunctioning?"
Home Spirit: "We're just using our stupid state."
Xiao Sui: "..."
09461-Bears come from being loved
Now my space is really getting more and more noisy, maybe it's really a good idea to send some house spirits out.
Jiajing: "It's useless. Have you forgotten what we taught you? Space environment spirits are equal to infinity. Unless you send us all at once and vacuum up the aura in your space, Otherwise, the remaining house spirits will reproduce themselves with the help of aura, so that the number of house spirits will become as large as it is now, and it may become more with the sense of crisis that the number of companions has decreased."
Xiao Sui: "We have to think of a way to restrain this gang of family spirits who are becoming more and more rampant."
Fuqiu: "So the topic of the ice flower garden is just skipped?"
Pei Jianzhuo: "One of the essentials of protection is to hide your favorite things."
Pei Bing: "How many of the house spirits are directly born in the Ice Garden? Maybe these house spirits should not be defined as 'born in the random space', maybe their birthplaces can be refined , very detailed, until they are defined as utensil essence, plant essence, etc.”
Senior Lin responded to me: "Your attitude of raising elves is very insincere, and you just send them out casually. When do you think I will let Aping go to a place where I can't see it?"
Me: "If you describe it like this, you are always watching all the actions of the bottle girl, and you don't leave her any private space. It seems that the desire to control is a bit too strong? Doesn't the bottle girl feel suffocated?"
Ping girl stuck her head into the communication screen and replied: "No."
… I don’t know if it’s because I’ve heard too many malicious and cute things from housewives recently, but now that I hear the word “Ya” from Ping girl, I don’t seem to find it cute anymore, but I’m a little worried that she will suddenly find trouble for me.
Senior Lin looked at my expression and laughed: "I have become interested in the elves you raised. Did they seriously dispel your idea of abducting A Ping? The cute impression left on you will also be shattered, and then the new image of A bottle in your heart will be as bear as your house elf?"
Me: "So, when a bottle girl gets along with you, does she act like a bear?"
Senior Lin: "Of course. Anyone who gets along with someone who firmly pampers him for a long time will inevitably behave more or less like a bear. This is actually a kind of coquettishness. I actually know that I have made a bit too much request , but I also know that this petty request will be satisfied by the person who loves me. It is to enjoy the love of the other party who is willing to put down some bottom line for me."
Me: "So I believe the whole world wants to pamper me, so I can act like a bear everywhere I go around the world?"
09462-some words are special
Senior Lin: "Maybe. Objectively speaking, there are indeed many people who are willing to pamper you, but a more accurate description of this pampering should be 'indulgence', and there are many reasons for pampering, not because they love you."
Me: "Some are to kill me, some are to lure me into a trap, some are just to keep pace with the majority... But you love me a little bit."
Senior Lin: "..."
Me: "I'm talking about the kind of love a friend has."
Senior Lin: "I know, but when you said the word 'love', your mind wandered for a while, and it drifted to Hehuanzong, Meishuanli... and the cheating fox... If one word is easier to make your emotions overly agitated , then you’d better avoid it when you’re talking about business, lest the building will crooked once you say this word.”
Me: "Sorry, I'm trying to train me to treat all words equally, but some words seem to be too difficult for me to train."
Senior Lin: "Maybe it's because it's rarely used, and the occasions where it's used are too limited. For example: if the word 'sex' is put together with the Acacia sect, it will definitely make your imagination run wild."
I interjected: "I don't have any more fantasies now." Seeing that Senior Lin had a bad expression and seemed to want to end the chat with me, I quickly apologized, "I was wrong, you continue."
Senior Lin changed from the kind analysis just now to continue to give examples in a tone of no ups and downs: "But because the word 'sex' is often used in expressions such as 'randomness', 'universality' and 'attribute', it has nothing to do with Acacia Zong is not tied very firmly, and it is not inevitable that imagination will come up as soon as it is mentioned. It is over."
Me: "...Would you like to participate in Prince Yushen's matter?"
Senior Lin: "Participate. I participated because of Ah Ping's beautiful clothes, not for you."
Me: "Okay, when you are angry, I am willing to be ignored by you as a passerby."
Senior Lin: "The bright red bird behind you is the phoenix that has caused a sensation recently, right?"
Me: "That's the one. But it doesn't have to be a real phoenix, this appearance may be a disguise."
Senior Lin: "Is it really about to enter Mahayana?"
Me: "It should be. I feel that its cultivation has been increasing, and it can increase by a small level every few days. But the problem is that there are only four small levels in the entire stage of the transformation of the gods. It has risen so much. For a long time, why are you still spinning around during the transformation period?"
Senior Lin: "Small level, small level, and small level, have you differentiated? The improvement of a small level in the transformation stage is sometimes almost as large as the span from the peak of Jindan to the early stage of Nascent Soul. "
Me: "I know this. I have quite a lot of experience with the God Transformation stage. Although I don't know how difficult it is to advance from the early stage of Spirit Transformation to the Middle Stage of Spirit Transformation, I have experienced the spiritual power and benefits of my master up close. Compared with Elder Gu, how different is it. Xia Tuan gave me the feeling that in two or three days, I changed from the level of my ancestor to the level of Elder Huigu."
Me: "I'm talking about changes in coercion, not about Xia Tuan's spiritual power attributes being similar to any elder."
09463 - complex state
Xia Tuan came over and said, "You can ask me directly. The principle is actually very simple: Compared with you monks, my cultivation level in this stage of transformation is very lame, and a lame creature walking on a very twisted road On the road, it is naturally difficult to go out in a straight line, but may walk in a circle. Even if I thought I was going straight forward, you also thought I was after too much substitution of my perspective, but in fact I have been spinning in circles."
Me: "Am I oversubstituting your perspective?"
Senior Lin: "This may be related to Pei Lin, you have been raising elves for a long time and have too much contact with monsters."
Xia Tuan nodded: "It's also related to Pei Lin's memory."
Xia Tuan: "Pros and cons, advantages and disadvantages have always coexisted. After you get one of them, you must also accept the opposite."
Me: "But how can I, at the Nascent Soul stage, oversubstitute into the perspective of a deity-transformation stage—even a lame one? It's so natural that I don't realize it at all?"
Xia Tuan: "Maybe you noticed it, but you didn't realize that it was important information, but just put that information into your memory bank. Each of our soul factors has stored a lot of memories of our predecessors, but We can hardly find a way to extract it, and even if we get it by chance occasionally, it is extremely superficial; in the same way, you can collect a lot of information all the time, from your body and outside your body, but what you understand can be What percentage is it?"
Me: "It seems that there is such a situation."
I thought about it, and said to Senior Lin: "Let's leave the matter of Yuchen as it is now. I haven't officially started the action yet, and I will contact you after it starts. If there is another change before the start, I will notify you in time." .”
Senior Lin: "Your current state seems to be quite complicated?"
Me: "That's my business, you don't have to worry about it."
Senior Lin: "But I'm interested in watching the show. Your growth has countless traces of participating in the Mahayana period. I want to know what those powerful people will do when you are in trouble. You are the core party, and what happened to you You may not be able to see clearly by yourself, so do you need a neutral observer with the same level of cultivation as yours?"
Me: "If you can observe it yourself, you don't need to apply for my consent now; and if you can observe it as long as I agree, regardless of whether the powerful people agree or not, then your position will inevitably be biased towards me , rather than being neutral. But if I need an observer who is biased towards me, wouldn’t it be good for me to find our family’s head Jiang? Can your observation skills be compared to Jiang’s head?”
Ping girl: "But head Jiang may not necessarily tell you the results of his observations, Ah Yinghui." After she finished speaking, she nodded her head emphatically.
The house spirits yanked out a watermelon, got in and ate it.
Xiao Sui showed a somewhat disgusted expression: "The whole body is in, and the watermelon juice is stuck all over."
A house spirit emerges from the watermelon and throws watermelon seeds at Xiao Sui: "Have you forgotten the basic spiritual power isolation? Welcome to join our 'Cerebral Palsy Special Comfort Teaching'."
Xiao Sui, of course, was not touched by the watermelon seeds. He looked at the house spirit angrily: "I've really spoiled you guys recently! Ice Flower Garden, cut off food for the elves! Cut off food for all!"
Pei Bing, who was picking pears, suddenly had an empty hand.
Pei Bing: "..."
Pei Jianzhuo: "In a broad sense, spirit treasures and equipment spirits can indeed be regarded as a type of elves."
The plants in the ice garden made a rustling sound, and then two more beautiful pears than Pei Bing just picked fell into Pei Bing's hands.
Pei Bing was relieved: "I took it by mistake just now. I said that there is only the oldest and kindest person left in Binghuayuan."
Maoqiu: "But this good old man can suddenly snatch things from you who are specialized in defense. Pei Suilin can do similar things because Pei Suilin has absolute control over this space except Pei Lin, and Pei Suilin and Pei Bingyou indirectly Souls are connected, there is a root connection between you, and you two can't completely defend against each other, but what special rights does Binghuayuan have in this space? And why can you bypass Pei Bing's defense?"
Pei Jianzhuo: "Yo, it's quiet, it seems that the Binghua Garden has completed a big event?"
Pei Sha's body swelled, covering the ice flower garden, and said in a pretentious manner: "Quickly tell the truth, or I will eat you."
Xiao Sui: "...Am I allowing you to bully Binghuayuan?"
Mao Qiu: "Look, Ice Flower Garden has already captured Pei Suilin to the point where he will clearly favor it. Before today, besides Pei Lin, who else did you see that Pei Suilin clearly protected?"
Pei Bing: "It's really scary."
Jia Jing: "Yeah."
Pei Jianzhuo: "Did the strange CP increase again?"
Jiajing: "It's over."
Maoqiu looked at Jiajing: "Is your language system malfunctioning?"
Home Spirit: "We're just using our stupid state."
Xiao Sui: "..."
09461-Bears come from being loved
Now my space is really getting more and more noisy, maybe it's really a good idea to send some house spirits out.
Jiajing: "It's useless. Have you forgotten what we taught you? Space environment spirits are equal to infinity. Unless you send us all at once and vacuum up the aura in your space, Otherwise, the remaining house spirits will reproduce themselves with the help of aura, so that the number of house spirits will become as large as it is now, and it may become more with the sense of crisis that the number of companions has decreased."
Xiao Sui: "We have to think of a way to restrain this gang of family spirits who are becoming more and more rampant."
Fuqiu: "So the topic of the ice flower garden is just skipped?"
Pei Jianzhuo: "One of the essentials of protection is to hide your favorite things."
Pei Bing: "How many of the house spirits are directly born in the Ice Garden? Maybe these house spirits should not be defined as 'born in the random space', maybe their birthplaces can be refined , very detailed, until they are defined as utensil essence, plant essence, etc.”
Senior Lin responded to me: "Your attitude of raising elves is very insincere, and you just send them out casually. When do you think I will let Aping go to a place where I can't see it?"
Me: "If you describe it like this, you are always watching all the actions of the bottle girl, and you don't leave her any private space. It seems that the desire to control is a bit too strong? Doesn't the bottle girl feel suffocated?"
Ping girl stuck her head into the communication screen and replied: "No."
… I don’t know if it’s because I’ve heard too many malicious and cute things from housewives recently, but now that I hear the word “Ya” from Ping girl, I don’t seem to find it cute anymore, but I’m a little worried that she will suddenly find trouble for me.
Senior Lin looked at my expression and laughed: "I have become interested in the elves you raised. Did they seriously dispel your idea of abducting A Ping? The cute impression left on you will also be shattered, and then the new image of A bottle in your heart will be as bear as your house elf?"
Me: "So, when a bottle girl gets along with you, does she act like a bear?"
Senior Lin: "Of course. Anyone who gets along with someone who firmly pampers him for a long time will inevitably behave more or less like a bear. This is actually a kind of coquettishness. I actually know that I have made a bit too much request , but I also know that this petty request will be satisfied by the person who loves me. It is to enjoy the love of the other party who is willing to put down some bottom line for me."
Me: "So I believe the whole world wants to pamper me, so I can act like a bear everywhere I go around the world?"
09462-some words are special
Senior Lin: "Maybe. Objectively speaking, there are indeed many people who are willing to pamper you, but a more accurate description of this pampering should be 'indulgence', and there are many reasons for pampering, not because they love you."
Me: "Some are to kill me, some are to lure me into a trap, some are just to keep pace with the majority... But you love me a little bit."
Senior Lin: "..."
Me: "I'm talking about the kind of love a friend has."
Senior Lin: "I know, but when you said the word 'love', your mind wandered for a while, and it drifted to Hehuanzong, Meishuanli... and the cheating fox... If one word is easier to make your emotions overly agitated , then you’d better avoid it when you’re talking about business, lest the building will crooked once you say this word.”
Me: "Sorry, I'm trying to train me to treat all words equally, but some words seem to be too difficult for me to train."
Senior Lin: "Maybe it's because it's rarely used, and the occasions where it's used are too limited. For example: if the word 'sex' is put together with the Acacia sect, it will definitely make your imagination run wild."
I interjected: "I don't have any more fantasies now." Seeing that Senior Lin had a bad expression and seemed to want to end the chat with me, I quickly apologized, "I was wrong, you continue."
Senior Lin changed from the kind analysis just now to continue to give examples in a tone of no ups and downs: "But because the word 'sex' is often used in expressions such as 'randomness', 'universality' and 'attribute', it has nothing to do with Acacia Zong is not tied very firmly, and it is not inevitable that imagination will come up as soon as it is mentioned. It is over."
Me: "...Would you like to participate in Prince Yushen's matter?"
Senior Lin: "Participate. I participated because of Ah Ping's beautiful clothes, not for you."
Me: "Okay, when you are angry, I am willing to be ignored by you as a passerby."
Senior Lin: "The bright red bird behind you is the phoenix that has caused a sensation recently, right?"
Me: "That's the one. But it doesn't have to be a real phoenix, this appearance may be a disguise."
Senior Lin: "Is it really about to enter Mahayana?"
Me: "It should be. I feel that its cultivation has been increasing, and it can increase by a small level every few days. But the problem is that there are only four small levels in the entire stage of the transformation of the gods. It has risen so much. For a long time, why are you still spinning around during the transformation period?"
Senior Lin: "Small level, small level, and small level, have you differentiated? The improvement of a small level in the transformation stage is sometimes almost as large as the span from the peak of Jindan to the early stage of Nascent Soul. "
Me: "I know this. I have quite a lot of experience with the God Transformation stage. Although I don't know how difficult it is to advance from the early stage of Spirit Transformation to the Middle Stage of Spirit Transformation, I have experienced the spiritual power and benefits of my master up close. Compared with Elder Gu, how different is it. Xia Tuan gave me the feeling that in two or three days, I changed from the level of my ancestor to the level of Elder Huigu."
Me: "I'm talking about changes in coercion, not about Xia Tuan's spiritual power attributes being similar to any elder."
09463 - complex state
Xia Tuan came over and said, "You can ask me directly. The principle is actually very simple: Compared with you monks, my cultivation level in this stage of transformation is very lame, and a lame creature walking on a very twisted road On the road, it is naturally difficult to go out in a straight line, but may walk in a circle. Even if I thought I was going straight forward, you also thought I was after too much substitution of my perspective, but in fact I have been spinning in circles."
Me: "Am I oversubstituting your perspective?"
Senior Lin: "This may be related to Pei Lin, you have been raising elves for a long time and have too much contact with monsters."
Xia Tuan nodded: "It's also related to Pei Lin's memory."
Xia Tuan: "Pros and cons, advantages and disadvantages have always coexisted. After you get one of them, you must also accept the opposite."
Me: "But how can I, at the Nascent Soul stage, oversubstitute into the perspective of a deity-transformation stage—even a lame one? It's so natural that I don't realize it at all?"
Xia Tuan: "Maybe you noticed it, but you didn't realize that it was important information, but just put that information into your memory bank. Each of our soul factors has stored a lot of memories of our predecessors, but We can hardly find a way to extract it, and even if we get it by chance occasionally, it is extremely superficial; in the same way, you can collect a lot of information all the time, from your body and outside your body, but what you understand can be What percentage is it?"
Me: "It seems that there is such a situation."
I thought about it, and said to Senior Lin: "Let's leave the matter of Yuchen as it is now. I haven't officially started the action yet, and I will contact you after it starts. If there is another change before the start, I will notify you in time." .”
Senior Lin: "Your current state seems to be quite complicated?"
Me: "That's my business, you don't have to worry about it."
Senior Lin: "But I'm interested in watching the show. Your growth has countless traces of participating in the Mahayana period. I want to know what those powerful people will do when you are in trouble. You are the core party, and what happened to you You may not be able to see clearly by yourself, so do you need a neutral observer with the same level of cultivation as yours?"
Me: "If you can observe it yourself, you don't need to apply for my consent now; and if you can observe it as long as I agree, regardless of whether the powerful people agree or not, then your position will inevitably be biased towards me , rather than being neutral. But if I need an observer who is biased towards me, wouldn’t it be good for me to find our family’s head Jiang? Can your observation skills be compared to Jiang’s head?”
Ping girl: "But head Jiang may not necessarily tell you the results of his observations, Ah Yinghui." After she finished speaking, she nodded her head emphatically.
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