Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09436-Many people make it complicated

Jia Jing defended: "It is not certain whether Ge Xiwei happened to be trained in front of an elder. In fact, Ge Xiwei's current coordinates are very close to Elder Huigu."

Jiajing’s search procedure is not to rank Ge Xiwei’s current possible places, rank the one with the highest probability first and the one with the lowest probability last, and then check each place one by one in order. They are Sweep all the places in Yunxia Sect at the same time.No need to calculate the probability, anyway, they have the ability to check all places quickly, so they check them all.It's just a small matter to make the auras move, and it's not considered a waste.

With the guarantee of the elders, the disciples of Yunxia Sect became curious about "Pei Lin's new toy".Some disciples are sure: "It's definitely elves. It is said that the elves were raised in Brother Pei's spirit treasure storage space. Brother Pei Lin is closely related to the Yunxia Sect's formation, so his exclusive elves can probably be everywhere in the Yunxia Sect Let's play."

The above discussion actually happened after the house spirit returned to Xiaosui's space. The house spirit who quickly disturbed Quanzong locked Ge Xiwei's position, and then several of them gathered in front of Ge Xiwei and asked her: " Pei Lin wants to chat with you, is it convenient for you now?"

Ge Xiwei was at a loss for a while, and the house spirits urged her: "Can you? Give me an answer."——This is the step that consumes the most time in the whole process of the house spirit, and it also makes people who are not far from Ge Xiwei After noticing the existence of the house spirit, almost everyone in Zangshuge knew about it and came to watch.

Originally, some of Ge Xiwei's thoughts might be in the secret realm, but under the urging of Jia Jing and the excitement of the crowd, she returned to the main world, and nodded to Jia Jing: "Of course. Is there any inconvenience for Pei Lin now? You guys Just take me to him."

Jiajing: "He's fine, but he's too coquettish to communicate because of some pain. We, the tenants in his space, came to help him run errands. He'll come to you later, you have to wait for him."

Ge Xiwei: "Okay."

Then the house spirit disappeared from Zangshuge and returned to me.From this moment, the topics about the house spirit and me, communication, and pain began to enter the discussion, and then they were quickly fried and quickly appeased.

To be honest, the family spirit is not considered to have done something to poach someone. This is mainly due to the high efficiency and divergent direction of the disciples of the Yunxia Sect.True information is sandwiched with false guesses, plus deliberate scaring and unintentional appeasement, and a simple matter has been developed into countless versions. "Pei Lin made a humanoid version of the parade group" "Pei Lin was so injured that he couldn't even maintain communication" is already very logical. Disintegration", "Ghosts captured Yunxiazong", "The catastrophe came early" and so on... The alarmist words made me think I opened the bag to inquire about the special page.

If you insist on blaming the household spirits for doing wrong things, then you can only locate the fault point because the scope of their emergence is too large, causing too many people to pay attention to this matter.When there are more people, the situation will naturally become complicated.

09437 - brain malfunction

The house spirit whispered: "Yes, it's all human's fault."

Xiao Sui: "Okay, I don't blame you after I said it, don't blame yourself. Come, eat the fruit. Do you want to eat this sweet fruit or this spicy fruit?"

Jia Jing: "How can fruit have a spicy taste? Heresy."

Xiao Sui: "Why can't fruits have a spicy taste? Do you have any rules?"

Pei Bing: "This rule is too out of line with the main world. Natural fruits in the main world are already spicy."

Jiajing: "But it's not this kind of hot pot!"

Xiao Sui: "Artificial improvement."

Pei Bing: "It's delicious, come and try it."

While smelling the hot pot smell in Xiaosui, I was discussing serious matters with Ge Xiwei.

Ge Xiwei: "A communication that requires precise calculations to connect? Hmm... these calculations of yours..."

Me: "I only wrote the most used ones here, and there are many variations in actual use."

Ge Xiwei: "Are you sure that the daily communication method, that is, controlling the flow direction of the spiritual power thread, passing through the world wall and other sensory movements, cannot complete this round of communication? There must be very accurate numerical results? You want You know, in fact, calculations are also included in our daily communication control over Linglisi, but that calculation is internalized by us as a feeling. Just like when we are in environments with different brightness, we will also adjust the pupils to The perfect size, but that doesn’t involve mental sketching either, because we’ve trained the movement so well that it’s instinctive.”

Ge Xiwei: "I'm not saying that there is no mathematical basis in communication connections, but that we don't need to know such detailed principles and processes in practical use, we only need to make results. With your proficiency in communication, how can you Is it necessary to write a detailed calculation process to realize this communication? The main steps in it are completely out of touch with conventional communication, so that it is impossible to use past experience at all, and can only calculate from beginning to end?"

Me: "So either this time it's not communication, or I split the part that should belong to conventional communication technology into math problems, which increases my workload redundantly?"

Elder Huigu came over and threw a piece of jade slip into my arms. I read it subconsciously, and then I realized something was wrong: I actually analyzed my own reading process when I was reading a piece of jade slip that contained the four arithmetic operations of primary schools in the mortal world. Out of the formula, fortunately, I haven't substituted the parameters for the actual calculation.

Me: "Is my brain malfunctioning?"

Elder Huigu didn't answer me, she threw away the jade and left.

09438-It's just a demon

Ge Xiwei: "I think what Elder Hui meant is that because you are used to thinking deeply and often analyzing the inner world when you encounter problems, it is difficult for you to resolve them in time when you encounter simple problems. Simplified thinking. This communication between you and Yuhe did involve unconventional difficulties that cannot be overcome without calculation, but that only accounted for a very small proportion, I guess at most one percent. Throw it away After opening this one percent, the rest will belong to the daily items that you should be able to do well without using your brain.”

Ge Xiwei: "If you can do all the daily items in a daily way, and then concentrate on calculations on the difficult points that must be calculated, then maybe you can program this part of the calculation in half an hour and an hour, then After that, it’s easy to chat without using your brain.”

Me: "...wow."

Ge Xiwei: "The crux should be like this. As for the treatment... it should be regarded as a kind of inner demon. You can do your best."

Me: "Okay, thank you." I caught a house spirit who was thinking about whether "Pei Lin's head is malfunctioning and whether there is an elf's pot", and asked Ge Xiwei, "Can you help me find a reliable person to take this Can the elf tell the whole sect that I am not terminally ill?"

Ge Xiwei: "Actually, the inner demon may become terminally ill."

I:"……"

Ge Xiwei: "Instead of looking for me for this kind of thing, you might as well turn around and hand this elf to the staff on duty at the door when you leave the Library Pavilion. The work that needs to be shouted at the staff in the Library Pavilion is always inseparable. Their cooperation. Or you can fly a little longer after leaving the library to find Head Jiang, he can be responsible for addressing the disciples of the whole sect. In short, it is not suitable to entrust this work to me, a person who has an erratic sense of existence every day."

Me: "Is finding the wrong person also a manifestation of my brain malfunction?"

Ge Xiwei: "Maybe it's just because you've been frightened that things got messed up?"

"The solution to chaos is simple: just find someone who is particularly good at doing practical things. When your brain is not working well, just find someone whose brain is sure to work as your own head."

I looked at the junior who carelessly pasted the eavesdropping device on the sound barrier, and the people around him.

The younger brother who was in charge of stealing...Ming Ting also showed off to me: "This is the magic weapon for eavesdropping at the peak level of Yuanying. Brother Pei, you don't seem to have this kind of equipment, do you?"

Being used by you like this, the magic weapon is about to cry. Can you respect its instruction manual and practice "stealing" it?

09439 - too fast

Me: "With your tone, why do I feel that this magic weapon doesn't seem to belong to you?"

Junior brother: "I won the bet... the right to use it."

Me: "Only the right to use it... Then you should take good care of it. If it is lost or damaged, the compensation amount may make you very sad."

Gracie slightly reduced the size of her sound barrier, specifically taking me out of her sound barrier, isolating only herself from the vocals.A few seconds later, her expression changed from realistic to futuristic, feeling more illusory than a house spirit.

Seeing this, the onlookers surrounded me even more enthusiastically and confidently, chattering non-stop:

"Senior Brother Pei, is this elf just for us to play with? It doesn't look very happy."

"The elf is so beautiful. The reading group is cute, and the elf is cute and beautiful."

"Senior Brother Pei, why did you suddenly give birth to a calculation-type demon? This is usually a problem that is easy to occur in refining professions, and it is rare among sword repairers."

"I know this. The Nascent Soul stage has begun to cross the occupational division."

"How do I remember that it was the stage of transformation into a god that started to cross?"

"The stage of transforming gods is to achieve achievements, and the stage of Nascent Soul is to lay the foundation for leapfrogging."

"I still think round jelly-shaped reading groups are better. I am prone to psychological pressure when getting along with human-shaped elves, especially if the elves have serious expressions, I will feel that I am facing the teacher. As a scumbag, I represent myself Myself, with my real name, I object to putting humanoid elves in the Library Pavilion."

"Really scumbags don't enter the Library Pavilion, and don't mind the decorations in the Library Pavilion."

"Nonsense, scumbags will temporarily ignite the desire to read for reasons such as face. At this time, you must not bump into the teacher, and you will easily wither."

"I've always felt that I couldn't understand a top student, but now I find that I can't even understand a scumbag."

"This shows that you are an ordinary scholar."

Me: "I think you collected and analyzed the relevant information about my situation a bit too fast this time. I checked the records of the discussion forums on the Yunxia Sect's intranet, but I couldn't figure out why you were so fast. It seems that someone suddenly said that I There are a lot of elves in the space, and then someone suddenly said that I was overcalculated and caused brain damage, and there were also information such as I communicated with Yuheren, and I wanted to take Xiatuan out to play, etc... It seemed to spread all over the place in an instant Quanzong?"

Me: "Although the information about me in the Yunxia Sect usually spreads quickly, it will take at least a few hours to cover the entire sect? This time it seems to be jumping by the minute or even the second. It seems that someone is holding a script every few seconds. You are ordered to 'time to discuss this, and discuss it immediately'. It develops unnaturally."