Xiu Erdai's daily essays

0982_ arrogance

Let me say this from a mortal point of view, the mortal world offices of various cultivation sects are a bit arrogant in their local actions.Although I will not take the initiative to bully mortals, but if it happens to happen, for example, when doing a task that affects mortals, those who should be compensated will pay, but if the attitude of mortals is not good and makes the monk feel unhappy, the monk will secretly play bad things after the compensation One hand, so that mortals can't tell their sufferings--there is no reason to say it.

Therefore, mortals generally respect the attitude of monks, not because they yearn for cultivation or fear the strong, but also because they are afraid of monks doing whatever they want.In the face of rogues who are unreasonable, the key is that they have no place to sue, for their own benefit, why not hold them as much as possible, especially some monks even throw gifts when they are in a good mood, giving magical artifacts, spirit beads, healing pets, Retrofitting Home Appliances...

Many mortals love and hate monks, wanting to meet them but not wanting to meet them.It's really because many monks are too uncertain and can't figure out the context.

Relatively speaking, the top ten are quite reasonable, because the top ten want face, no matter it is true or not, they will at least give a reason before doing it. Write: I will hit you, I will bully you, what do you want?

It's not good, can't you walk around?

Anyway, oppression belongs to oppression, and generally no one will be killed.In addition to demons, it is useless for monks to take the lives of mortals. Taking out human lives will also change the nature of the incident, and there will be a lot of troubles in the follow-up.

The monks have always made small mistakes in the mortal world, but there are very few big mistakes. When demons appear, they will deal with them more vigilantly than mortals. The bottom line is better than mortals themselves. Arrogant.

There is a popular saying: those gods who have no idea, let’s make trouble, let’s make trouble, just raise huskies.

——Yes, there are Erhas in this world too, which are the same Erhas as in the world in the previous life. The name comes from the dialect pronunciation.

0983_Adaptation

After Black Bean got used to life in the mortal world, it began to work with Wu Heng.

Its keen sense of smell allows it to find lost pets, objects, and people; its petite body allows it to sneak into any place and find clues quietly; its non-threatening appearance allows it to get close to anyone and hear any conversation, even If it is discovered, no one will guard against it; due to vocal cord problems, it cannot speak human language directly, but it has learned to type, and for the situation where typing is inconvenient, it has agreed with Wu Heng for common passwords.

For example, draw an ellipse to represent Yunxiazong, draw a cloud shape to represent Yunxiazong's fairy who can ask for help, draw an exclamation point to represent danger, draw three exclamation points to represent fatal danger; draw a water drop shape to represent hunger...

According to the other mortal staff of the office in Feicheng, Heidou is much better than Wu Heng, and the remuneration it gets should be counted separately.The monk in charge of the office said yes.

Then Heidou had a separate account. Although limited by the account rules of the mortal world, he could not really open an account in the mortal world for Heidou, but Wu Heng opened another account by himself, and the office transferred Heidou's remuneration to this account. , Wu Heng is just the accountant of Heidou.

In Black Bean’s account, there are not only the remuneration sent by the Yunxiazong office, but also the remuneration it received when it was loaned out to colleagues in the office, private detectives, the police, etc., as well as the rewards given by the cute children and older children. ... Now Heidou's monthly income is already higher than that of Wu Heng.

Luckily, spirit beasts are very dedicated, and if they recognize a human partner, they will stick together for life if the human does not betray them, so Wu Heng doesn't have to worry about being dumped by the overly popular Black Dou, who also generously said, Even if Wu Heng can't make any money in the future, it will support him.

Wu Heng said: "I was really moved when I saw those words."

0984_The task of finding pets

I reminded Wu Heng in an ugly way: "Although Black Dou is smart, considerate, and full of emotions, he can't change his human form."

Although if Heidou is willing to take the path of demon cultivation, given its IQ and lifespan, it is not impossible to give it a try, but even if Heidou successfully transforms into a demon, and then successfully transforms into a human form, it will take decades at least. Getting old is still a tragedy.

Wu Heng: "...Heidou and I have a very pure partnership."

Oh, spiritual love, very good.

Wu Heng went on to talk about his experience.

This morning, Wu Heng chose the mission as usual, and then went to do it with Heidou.The content of the task is that someone's parrot is missing, and the office is entrusted to retrieve the parrot. At the same time, the client also said:

"I only noticed when I was looking for my parrot. Recently, many people around my house have lost their pets, and the wild cats and dogs that used to be active in the vicinity have disappeared. Even the mice and cockroaches seem to have not seen it for a long time. It’s here. I don’t know if someone is deliberately killing them, or poisoning them. I’m worried about the latter, after all, even if someone steals cats and dogs to sell them for money, they won’t attack cockroaches, right?”

Wu Heng was also worried that someone was doing something that endangered public safety. Before starting the mission, he specifically reported to the police, saying that if there is no problem, it is just simple pets running around, mice and cockroaches moving, of course everyone will be happy, but if there is a problem , He will immediately hand over the clues to the police.

The relationship between the office and the police was already good. Because of the existence of black beans, Wu Heng and the police have become more acquainted. The police told him to be careful not to rush in, and to notify them first if he found something wrong. They were always ready to support.

Wu Heng's report was just a routine matter, and the police's safety reminder was not too serious. What they were thinking at the time was:

Even if someone is really stealing pets for sale, no matter whether it is selling to unscrupulous restaurants or unscrupulous individuals, it is just a sneaky act, and the perpetrators will not be vicious. Wu Heng is always cautious in doing things, and Black Dou is even more astute. It's terrible, if there is any danger, it will be discovered in advance, and nothing will happen.

Besides, it may be that the pet has lost itself.There are pets running around every day. It is common for several pets to get close together, and it is common to run around together. When they run around, they will pick up the mice and scare the cockroaches away. There is nothing to make a fuss about.

As for poisoning, this can basically be ignored. There are corpses in poisoning, so do poisoners still take care of collecting corpses?And what poison can kill cats, cats, dogs, mice, cockroaches, but no one has been poisoned to death or become ill?It's unreasonable.

0985_Sender

Wu Heng and Heidou arrived at the client's house where the parrot was lost. After Heidou recorded the smell of the parrot, one person and one mouse followed the smell away, and Wu Heng realized something was wrong as they walked.

It was getting dark too quickly.It's not the kind of darkening where the sky is about to change suddenly when the clouds are overcast, but, as if time has sped up, rushing from the noon when the sun is just right to the evening when the sun sets.

As a staff member of the Cultivation Sect Office, although I don’t usually have many opportunities to deal with spiritual power events, there is a chapter in the induction training that explains how to judge whether an event may be a spiritual power event. It also said that when you encounter something that may be a spiritual event, you should contact the office as soon as possible.

Wu Heng is a well-behaved person, and he will not joke about his own life. He immediately tried to contact the office in accordance with the requirements of the employee code, but there was no signal, and the signal of the mortal world communicator was blocked. This made Wu Heng He was even more convinced that this was a spiritual power event, so he immediately used the spiritual power transmitter that he got after joining the job.

This transmitter is owned by all employees in the office. Most of them have never had a chance to use it from the time they join the job to when they leave the job. Yes, fired, no room for redemption.

The nature of the office determines that the staff have a chance to encounter spiritual incidents. No matter how low the probability of this incident is, once encountered, it is impossible for mortals to solve it, and may even kill them on the spot. The letter transmitter is the bottom line for life. , absolutely cannot be ignored.

This transmitter has two effects after use. One is to transmit the transmitter number and location signal to the office, and the monks in the office will rush to the coordinate position immediately after receiving it. The second effect is to build a protective cover for the mortal staff to ensure that the mortal staff is safe before the monks arrive.

This time on Wu Heng, the second effect was realized, but the first effect seemed to be out of order.

0986_Signal

If the signal from the transmitter is successfully sent, the office will receive the signal immediately, and then respond immediately. At least one monk will set out to rescue immediately, and at the same time send his name to the mortals who ask for support. According to the staff's transmitter, the whole process should not exceed 1 minute according to the regulations-if it is a life-saving matter, it is the life of your own family, and no hesitation is allowed.

In other words, under normal circumstances, Wu Heng's transmitter should receive a feedback signal, the name of a monk he knows, within 1 minute of him sending out the distress signal.

The reality is that it doesn't.

Since it is dedicated to the mortal world, this transmitter is only a magic weapon of the foundation-building stage.Although the mortal world will occasionally have a golden core situation, but in that situation there will be obvious spiritual power situations, and the monks will directly investigate from the beginning, so that the mortal employees will not let the mortal staff accidentally enter.In fact, even if it is a task at the level of the foundation building period, the revelation of spiritual power is already very eye-catching. During the screening task stage, as long as the monk does not doze off, this type of task should be taken away.

The spiritual power-related tasks that appear most in the mortal world are only at the level of Qi training period, and Yunxiazong has more than enough transmitters for mortal employees—it was slapped in the face today.

As long as the office receives the distress signal, it is impossible not to feedback the signal. There are two possible reasons why Wu Heng did not receive the feedback. One is that his distress signal was not sent out, and the other is that the distress signal was sent successfully but the feedback signal failed to be received.

Wu Heng thought it was the former.Because he felt that the latter meant that the office had received a distress signal, so no matter whether he received a feedback or not, some monks would definitely arrive at the location where he sent the signal, but he wandered in place for about half an hour after sending out the signal. Hours, did not wait for rescue, of course, it can only be that the office did not receive the signal.

Me: "It may also be that what you thought was wandering in place has actually covered a considerable distance. This is not close to Feicheng."