Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09392-Show off

After a pause, Le Ge asked: "Didn't you think about this when you were teaching Senior Brother Pei Wuyao?"

Me: "He chose to teach himself and use me as a tool."

Le Ge's eyes lit up: "So in the actual apprenticeship process, I may be your first apprentice?"

Me: "Is that really the case?"

Le Ge: "Master, please be busy, I will chat with Brother Pei Wuyao for a while." He hid aside, took out the communicator, connected to Pei Wuyao, and began to express his ambiguity to Pei Wuyao on the topic of "the first student in the actual meaning". to show off.

It was so obscure that Pei Wuyao didn't react at all.

Pei Wuyao: "Teaching materials translated in Master's own language? But the teaching place does not allow Master to teach big lectures. It shows that Master's understanding of teaching materials is biased and not suitable for most people even if it is correct. You follow Master's thinking... ...Why don't you ask Mr. Pei Kong to check the master version of your textbook?"

This senior brother, not only did not sense the younger brother's desire to show off, but also sincerely worried that the younger brother had gone astray.

Legge: "..."

I was considering whether to express my agreement to Pei Wuyao's suggestion to Le Ge, but once this agreement was expressed, it clearly showed that I was indecent in wiretapping their communication.

In case I couldn't hold my tongue, I hurriedly stuffed Lege with my translated textbook, and then left Yaofeng to distribute energy feathers to the elders.

One of the elders sent one, and by the way gave another one to the head of Jiang as a sample, and finally I arrived at the foot of Xia Tuan, and I also gave it one.

Xiatuan: "Are you showing off?"

Me: "Showing off your apprentice? Maybe a bit. Although there is an element of speculation, Pei Wuyao did get some benefits from you."

Xia Tuan: "I'm talking about you showing off your ability to solidify those energy feathers. These energy feathers were assisted by you when they appeared, and Pei Wuyao did not do it alone."

Me: "Pei Wuyao knows that I will assist him, and this is also an element used by him. Although the practical value of these feathers is very limited, they are beautiful. If you sell them to Chi Wuzong, you will definitely get good things. Do you want to consider and Let me go to Chiwu Zongkeng together to make a fortune?"

Xia Tuan: "Based on your trading ability as a money-spreading boy? Maybe the profit effect is not as good as letting Pei Wuyao do this."

09393-group

Me: "You can let Pei Wuyao be the leader of the transaction, and I will only support him."

Xiatuan: "I'll think about it. If Yunxiazong explicitly agrees to let me stay for a long time, it's not that I can't cooperate with Yunxiazong's disciples to trap other sects."

After thinking for a while, Xiatuan said again: "But if the target of the trap is Chiwuzong, it may be cutting my way out. Originally, if Yunxiazong didn't take me in, I could still go to Chiwuzong to live with my appearance. , but if I seriously cheated them once, there may be obstacles in getting them to take care of me in the future. From this perspective, it might be better for me to let you lead this cheating transaction. Your cheating is definitely just a joke, Chi Wuzong I won't hold grudges, but you may deepen your sense of amazement about my appearance in your jokes, and then warmly invite me to live in Chiwuzong."

Xiatuan: "Of course, I won't consider staying in Chiwuzong until Yunxiazong chases me away, but it's not a bad thing for me to leave such a backup option. Will Yunxiazong question my loyalty because I have a spare tire? "

Me: "In the entrance exams of various sects, if a candidate thinks in his heart when he takes the Kunlun exam, 'If he fails this exam, I will go to the Seventh University', then it is almost certain in advance that he will not pass; but if a candidate takes the Yunxiazong exam Shi Shi thought in his heart, 'If I fail this time, I will go to the second-rate sect', but it will hardly affect his chances of passing. Yunxiazong emphasizes the loyalty of disciples to the sect, but before a Taoist friend becomes a disciple of Yunxiazong, he will not This fellow Taoist is required to be devoted to the Yunxia Sect."

Me: "You are not a disciple of the Yunxia Sect. The Yunxia Sect only cares about the ratio of benefits and harm to the Yunxia Sect in your actions, and does not care whether you love the Yunxia Sect wholeheartedly. After all, the Yunxia Sect treats you How could you be so harsh on asking you to dedicate yourself to the Yunxia Sect without pouring out your heart and soul?"

Xiatuan: "Will Chi Wuzong mind if I use his family as a backup?"

Me: "If you are beautiful enough, Chi Wu Zong will honor you; if you are not worth seeing, Chi Wu Zong will not care what you think."

Xia Tuan: "Although monks have various problems, they also have many interesting features. The lifestyles of different individuals of a single race are often similar, but monks can be divided into many groups. The gap between any two groups is similar to Crossing the races, one race of monks can create the excitement of countless races."

Me: "One Kunlun sect can also create the effect of countless sects."

Xia Tuan: "Too much like the world will appear too indifferent. Everything and balance will eventually make Kunlun look less like a monk group."

09394-Cheerleading (New Volume [-])

Me: "Has Kunlun stepped into a higher dimension?"

Xiatuan: "Kunlun should be closer to the upper dimension than Yunxiazong, but Kunlun is only close to it, Kunlun has not brought the whole cultivation world closer together. Kunlun's aura is a bit out of touch with other sects in the main world of cultivation. Kunlun’s No. [-] position has been maintained too stable and for too long, so that many other monks will skip Kunlun when analyzing the sect, or simply mention one or two sentences, as if they think Kunlun is too perfect, there is no need for analysis, or they feel small I am not qualified to analyze Kunlun. Over time, Kunlun has been separated from the overall lively atmosphere of the cultivation world in the main world."

Me: "It's not that serious. When fighting in Shazhuan, Kunlun disciples spoke a lot. Kunlun disciples will also chase stars, show a certain arrogance when facing fellow Taoists from outside sects, and in order to maintain Kunlun It is not a mistake to be strong and stable. If you have to say that Kunlun is out of touch with other sects, then the fault should be that other sects are progressing too slowly and cannot keep up with Kunlun's improvement speed. You can't demand elites Stop and wait for the scraps."

Me: "If one day Kunlun has stepped into a higher dimension, and other monks still fail to touch the threshold of the high dimension, they can still only be troubled by the continuous deterioration of the aura environment and the upper limit of the cultivation level in the low-dimensional world. Constantly being suppressed is Kunlun's chance and other monks' misfortune. Kunlun is not obliged to share his family's opportunity, and other monks are not qualified to ask Kunlun to share."

Me: "If you plant beans, you will get beans. After thousands of years of hard work, Kunlun deserves a huge return. I don't like the atmosphere of Kunlun, but this does not affect my admiration for them."

Xia Tuan: "Your kick-off activity is not over yet. When I get the long-term residence qualification of Yunxia Sect, how about I accompany you in the next kick-off? I won't help you fight, I will only be a cheerleader for you."

Me: "The cheerleaders are going to dance."

Xiatuan spread her wings and moved a few times: "Is my dancing posture not graceful enough?"

Me: "The cheerleaders still have to shout slogans."

Xia Tuan: "How about 'Pei Xiaoguai is the cutest!'?"

Me: "It seems that you get along with the elders a lot."

Xiatuan: "You haven't said whether you agree with me as a cheerleader."

Me: "Let's talk about it after you get your long-term residence permit."

09395 - Direction of evolution

Xia Tuan: "You say this procrastinating sentence with this tone, I seem to see that my long-term residence permit is already being made. Speaking of which, after I get the long-term residence permit, I will get a physical certificate like your official disciples. Cards? It seems that most of the spirit plants and beasts living in Yunxia Sect do not have residence tokens."

Me: "That's because they dislike the trouble of keeping it and carrying it. Especially Lingzhi, after living in Yunxiazong, he may not go out once for hundreds of years. What's the use of asking for a token? It's better to make a temporary registration when you have to go out. .If you do have long-term residence qualifications, then if you want a token, you can of course get a piece. This is not difficult to do. But if the standard of the token you want is directly equivalent to that of an inner disciple, then You have to cooperate with providing a little soul, and I can make you a soul lamp by the way."

Xia Tuan smiled: "I want both."

Me: "I think your favorability for Yunxia Sect is not as good as that of Liao Li Guest Elder for Yunxia Sect."

Xia Tuan tilted his head: "Maybe they are comparable? If Elder Liao Li is willing, I can ask the elders of Yunxia Sect to come up with a question for me to compare with Elder Liao."

Me: "If Elder Liao finds out that I started this conversation, he will definitely want to kill me. Speaking of which, I seem to be really qualified to fight with Elder Liao twice now. Even if it is a purely escape move, it can be regarded as possible. The power of a battle."

Xiatuan: "That's fine, as long as I settle down in Yunxiazong, I can be your cheerleader for kicking the hall. Don't worry, when I dance, I will be accompanied by flames and other birds, spirits and beasts, so I A bird cheerleader never leaves you alone."

Me: "I'm not worried about this...I can understand that you can arouse flames when you move, but wouldn't the birds and spirit beasts be frightened by your aura and stay away from you? They even come close to dance with you?"

Xiatuan: "Of course the aura can be put away. After Pei Wuyao teased me but I didn't hit him, my self-control ability made the elders of Yunxiazong calm down. After a while, not only Pei Wuyao, but also other The less courageous Yunxia Sect foundation-building disciples and little spirit beasts will also be willing to play with me. At that time, I can give them flame toys and energy feathers without your assistance."

Xia Tuan: "However, the feather I gave you before and you lent Pei Wuyao to use must be real. It can't express the kindness very much, but it must be more valuable to you."

Me: "I have obtained the feathers of the white tiger, the feathers of the phoenix or the vermilion bird, can I still get the scales of the dragon and Xuanwu? Does Xuanwu have scales?"

Xia Tuan: "Yes."

Me: "So Xuanwu can really be regarded as the evolution of the turtle?"

Xia Tuan: "It's okay to think so. It's also okay to say it's the evolution of a snake."

Me: "Dragon is already an evolution of snake, so is Xuanwu? Why do snakes have such a face?"

Xia Tuan: "Dragon can also be regarded as the evolution of fish."

Me: "No, that's not the case. You can see that a cat can only choose to become a white tiger if it evolves towards the Four Divine Beasts, and a bird can only choose to become a Suzaku if it evolves towards the Four Divine Beasts, but a snake can choose both Jackie Chan and Xuan Wu , why?"

Xia Tuan: "There is a problem with your inference."