Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09132-promise or fuck off

Elf: "Our value focus is to optimize the aura environment! Don't put the cart before the horse."

Xiao Sui: "Yeah. You elves live there after you see that the aura environment is good, and then for your own comfort, you help the owner of that environment to further optimize the environment. You are not the source of the good or bad environment aura , you are just the icing on the cake. It's never your job to give charcoal in the snow. You are a piece of crap that changes the direction of the wind."

Elf: "... Well, we will try our best to adapt to the rules in your space. Most of the time we can't show up, right? When you think we don't exist, we don't help one of you to bully other soul connectors Right? When you are fighting outside, we are willing to help you steal the information in the opponent’s space or living environment. We can only steal a little bit of information, which is limited to the information that directly flows into the aura environment. We cannot read human beings. Concrete thoughts in your mind."

Xiao Sui: "I didn't expect you to help fight. The point is, can you guarantee not to leak the master's information to the master's opponent?"

Elf: "What information does Pei Lin hide from his opponent? Humans understand Pei Lin in more detail than us elves understand Pei Lin. We elves only know that the aura exuded by Pei Lin especially makes us feel Comfortable, knowing that he is very friendly to non-humans, we don't understand his sword moves."

Xiao Sui: "Now when there is no information to hide, you can do nothing; when you need to hide it in the future, you must hide it. From now on, you promise to hide it and learn to hide it. The promise of the elves is powerful. The promise from your heart will be directly transformed into a mark and branded into my space, becoming a part of the rules of my space, binding you who made the promise directly, and also binding other elves of the same race as you later. Do you dare to make this promise? "

Elf: "Although the elf's promise may be turned into rules, it is not very strong. The promise I made only has the strongest binding power for me, an elf, and there are certain restrictions on the elves who hear my promise at the scene, but For the elves who entered this space after a long time, it can only be regarded as some obstacles, and if those elves seriously resist, they can completely break this obstacle and establish new rules."

Xiao Sui: "Those who are prone to confrontation, I will ask them to make promises themselves, or get out. You first manage your group. If you promise, you can stay, and if you don't promise, leave immediately. Promise one by one, promise When it's done, I'll give it a sign of approval to live in."

Elf: "Is this mark valid for life?"

Follower: "No. In the future, when I think that there are other things that need your commitment, you have to make additional commitments and then get new tokens. You must get every token I issued before you can continue to live in me. in the space."

09133 - Start to find the feel

Elf: "You don't have so many requests for secret items. Ice Garden didn't promise anything."

Xiao Sui: "That's why I said that my brain speed is very fast when I am angry. The ice flower garden has never angered me very much, so I will not restrict it very carefully, and you elves, and the other three of the master A soul linker who always provokes me, so I have to impose restrictions on you."

Xiao Sui: "You elves, please be content, I haven't built an exclusive prison for you yet."

Maoqiu: "You can put this in the schedule and arrange it sooner or later. After all, Pei Lin's fate among non-humans is very strong, and we will spend more time with elves in the future. Our own elves can rely on long-term training to force them to obey Rules, but when dealing with aliens and suddenly encountered elves, in order to quickly control the field, it is necessary to configure thunder means."

Xiao Sui: "Cultivators can control the loose aura into soft or rigid spiritual power, and naturally they can also have a way to round and flatten the elves born in the aura environment. In the world we know, there is no absolute freedom We don’t have unlimited freedom, and neither can our opponents. There is nothing special about elves. Now we have more trouble with elves because we have less fights with elves. After fighting for tens of hundreds of years, elves and fool spirit beasts are in the same place. How different can we be?"

Fuqiu: "Maybe a little smarter than the foolish Lingbao."

Xiao Sui glared at the fur ball, a little hesitant in his heart whether to put down the elf for a while and have a pinch with the cat first.

Maoqiu: "But no matter how stupid the Lingbao is, at least in this space, the spirit beast is consistent with the Lingbao instead of the elves. The biggest reliance of the elves is that they can integrate into the aura of the environment at any time, so that the enemy who wants to beat you can beat you." Can't you? But there must be a way to temporarily imprison you, so that you can't hide in the spiritual energy for a while, and when we want to beat you, we will catch you out and beat you; after we beat you up, we will let you disappear .”

The elves were about to disappear immediately. Pei Jianzhuo swung his sword, and the elves whose bodies had just begun to fade immediately became clear again.

Pei Jianzhuo: "It seems that I have found some control. I will practice again, and I will be able to prevent the elves from hiding at will in the near future."

The elves: "You...can't you be kind?"

Xiao Sui: "No. Unless you remember clearly that this place belongs to me, Master Pei Lin, and you are dependents, we have nothing to talk about. The tenants still put on such a high profile, as if we can't do without you, Is it disgusting?"

Elves: "Your master said elves are cute."

I also say that elves are cute in appearance, but that won't stop me from beating you up.After all, I also said that some monsters are cute, but the number of monsters I killed is not small.

09134 - coaxing way

The elves: "Okay, we... admit defeat. Agree to make a small promise that will not restrict us too much, and the key big promise, can we think about it for a while? You are actually quite busy now, right? No Too much energy to bargain with us?"

Busy is indeed a bit busy, I am surrounded by disciples of the Yanxing Sect headed by Elder Cao Guo, I can neither beat them, nor do I want to compromise to be their dress-up doll, the situation is a bit deadlocked, I have to be very careful to maintain the balance, It will not be reduced to the point of losing self-control.

I consulted the head of Jiang: "How can I escape safely without using other members of the Yunxia Sect?"

Head Jiang: "Generally speaking, it is to make them happy. To be more specific, choose an elder, ignore others, and only focus on making this elder happy. The method of coaxing is different from which one you choose. It is directly related to an elder. The method of coaxing Elder Baiqing is definitely not suitable for coaxing Elder Cao Guo."

Me: "I don't seem to have a choice now? I can't move freely. The only elder in front of me is Elder Cao Guo."

Head Jiang: "'coaxing' doesn't have to be face-to-face. For example, you can make me happy even if you are separated from the air."

Me: "Are you saying it the other way around? It's you who can make me happy from a distance. I don't know what can really make you happy. Whether your expression is happy or not has nothing to do with your inner emotional index. .”

Head Jiang: "My thoughts are not that deep. Basically, when I face the inner disciples of the Yunxia Sect in the Yunxia Sect's territory, my external performance actually reflects my heart."

Me: "Let's talk about Elder Cao Guo...it's easy to be coaxed."

Head Jiang: "It's hard to be fooled by appearances during the stage of transforming gods, so if you want to coax them, doing things directly related to their Dao is probably the only feasible solution. Elder Cao Guo is not as fond of elders like Bai Qing when he is out in action." For obvious interests like puppet dolls, she has always been more just and fair, a bit like Elder Tianzhuo with a relatively normal language system."

I recalled Elder Cao Guo's demeanor of putting me on the front of the Yanxing Gate in the disguise of madness, and I would never recognize her as Elder Tianzhuo.

Head Jiang: "When we are unwilling to show our interests and hobbies during the Mahayana period, we need to conduct some analysis through his spiritual aura. Normally, the spiritual aura should be able to reflect the essence of this person. It only depends on how we can It cannot be interpreted correctly."

Me: "I haven't been able to understand why Elder Tianzhuo's sword intent is like strong wine... Oh, I'm wrong, the sword intent is much more solid than the spiritual power breath. But in the eyes of the sword cultivator, as long as another sword cultivator Being able to draw a sword, looking at its sword intent is easier than capturing its spiritual power...Elder Cao Guo is a physical trainer. When I directly touch her hand, even if she does a 'pressing' movement instead of waving Fist, but I should have captured some information too, but what the hell is that?"

09135-surprise

Head Jiang: "When you lack a clue, you can try to play out the existing, less important cards in your hand to see if you can stimulate something. When a bunch of seemingly irrelevant things are in the When they all gather around you at the same time, it may mean that there is some connection between them that you haven't realized yet. Forcibly bump them together, and maybe the connection can be highlighted to the extent that you can recognize it. "

……Oh.

Xiao Sui: "Oh..."

The elves in the Xiaosui space who just made a small promise with their own mouths: "..."

Mao Qiu: "When the elders of the transformation stage are in their own sect, the concentration of aura in the surrounding environment must be very high."

The elves: "The concentration of aura is not as high as possible, the key point is to be suitable. The type and concentration of aura that we are most accustomed to and feel most comfortable with is what Pei Suilin's space is like now."

Xiao Sui: "Unfortunately, I didn't feel your attachment and gratitude to my space. Maybe you have to lose it for a while, and then regain it, so that you can express that strong feeling?"

I caught dozens of elves in a net and dragged them out of the small space. My three spirit treasures were added to the net to prevent the elves from disappearing. Some of them worked. In short, there were 32 elves and me in the end. Together they were surrounded by disciples of Yanxing Sect.

Elf: "Angry."

The disciples of the Yanxing Sect made surprise sounds, and many low-cultivation disciples who were afraid to get too close before also rushed over, wishing to hug all the elves, and even didn't care about me.

Xiao Sui Dafang: "Give the elves a credit."

Elder Cao Guo looked at me with a smile: "So there is a good reason why Yan Xingmen has always had a good impression of you."

Me: "I can only temporarily restrict them from disappearing, but not for too long."

Elder Cao Guo: "It's also difficult to change clothes for elves. The clothes of elves are part of their consciousness, not extras."