Xiu Erdai's daily essays

09044-catch out

Elder Peng asked me: "How much do you think future generations will remember about your deeds 1000 years after your death?"

Me: "At least I will remember that I am a beautiful woman, rich... and a virgin."

Pei Bing: "Is this... despair?"

Xiao Sui disdains: "Blindfolded."

Maoqiu: "Pei Lin, do you still remember your original purpose of coming to Kunlun this time?"

Remember, but already feel that it is not important. Doesn't this prove that it is something that I can easily ignore?

Xiao Sui: "Yeah, I proved it again. I will be interested in trying it again soon."

Mao Qiu: "Pei Suilin, why don't you castrate Pei Lin? Once and for all."

Xiao Sui: "It's the Nascent Soul stage, and I can't castrate it anymore. I don't have to regret not eunuching the master earlier, because even if it was eunuched before, the master can restore it after entering the Nascent Soul, and the master didn't use that at all before entering the Nascent Soul. Function."

Actually...Using utensils and hands can be counted as using it, it doesn't have to be used on another person.

Xiao Sui: "Shut up, it's pointless to say that."

... Does the casual male god not love me anymore?

Pei Jianzhuo: "Probably just a general, conventional dislike? Not as much as Elder Pei and Elder Huigu's dislike of you?"

How did I drive the heart-warming cutie to be so irritable step by step?

Fuqiu: "Your memory filter is too high. Where was Pei Suilin's heart-warming and cute when Qi Ling was first born?"

Round it up.

I observed the Kunlun aura environment near me for a while, then drew out the sword, flicked it, and when the sword was retracted into the small box, a dazed elf appeared in front of me.

I was about to show off to Elder Peng: "It's actually quite easy to catch the elves." Elder Peng took out a small jar of wine and took a sip. The key is the smell of the wine...

The elf caught by me sneezed a lot.

I looked at the elf in surprise: "You can't stand the smell of wine either? I thought all the elves around Elder Peng liked wine."

Elf: "I like... choo... but... choo... is too heavy or... choo... no, and... choo..." The sneeze is too obstructive to talk, so it just stopped talking, He only looked at Elder Peng with tears in his eyes.

09045-Laishang

Elder Peng raised the wine jar to the elf in a friendly manner, then took another sip of the wine, and then said to me: "This is only a shy type. Usually, it is difficult for me to call out the elf when I summon it to trade. I didn't expect The first time you tried to invite here, you succeeded."

Elf: "Ah Choo."

Elder Peng continued to say to me: "Although the summoning you perform here is not necessarily to attract the spirits who live here, because the sense of space and distance of the spirits is sometimes very blunt, you may also be recruited in Shu Nuojie's territory with me." , An elf who hates alcohol, but this one really likes alcohol, but the amount of alcohol is really bad. Smoke it for 30 seconds at most. If it doesn’t hide again, we can pick up a drunk elf. It’s actually quite cute of."

Elf: "If I don't hide this time and show you how cute I am, can you let me smell a few more wines?"

Elder Peng signaled the elf to look at me: "He decided."

The elf looked at me, acting cute.

Me: "I admit that you are cute, but you are not so cute that I am willing to ask for help for you. If you ask for something that I can easily give by myself, I may give it to you as soon as I let go; but you What I want is something that only Elder Peng has, so I can't do it so loosely."

The elf floated very close to me, reached out and grabbed my clothes, and said stubbornly: "We will continue talking when I wake up. You must take me with you until I wake up. Xie Axie..." Then In a coma.

Elder Peng: "I picked up an elf for nothing, but I'm not sure if I should congratulate you, because creatures like elves... are troublesome sometimes. The main reason is that they are omnipresent. So if they target you, Kunlun, Yunxia Zong, your space for storing Lingbao, Yaofeng, Peifeng, secret realm... none of them can stop them. They can really follow you anywhere. Absolutely anything."

Me: "Absolutely?"

Elder Peng: "As long as you can still perceive aura, space, time, yourself, and the environment of the world, elves can exist. Any one can be the one that haunts you and you can't get rid of, and you can't get rid of it." It can be the one you want to have and don't want to part with. One equals many, this one equals that one."

Me: "The elves are really scary. But they really poke the cuteness of human beings. Even though I am in the Nascent Soul stage now, I still think the small, slightly glowing elves are very cute."

Elder Peng: "The cuteness of elves is not only a matter of appearance, but also a matter of energy. As long as you have a thirst for energy, then you will easily have a good impression of elves, which are relatively pure energy aggregates."

Me: "Is the focus of Lingbao Qiling also on energy, not on thinking ability?"

Elder Peng: "It depends on which school of thought you agree with."

09046-be careful

Me: "Why did you answer so many of my questions in such a friendly way today? Although you asked for a fee, it was actually very perfunctory. If I interrupted you a little bit, you would give me more for nothing."

Elder Peng: "Are you flattered?"

Me: "Maybe it's frightening. I think you have bad intentions."

Elder Peng: "Why am I being malicious towards you? At most, I just want to test out something from you. Your situation is quite special, so you can also provide me with some special data."

Me: "Although it is not necessarily malicious to use people as test subjects, it is not right to say that it is good intentions without the consent of the test subjects?"

Elder Peng: "Then don't distinguish between good and bad, good and evil, and just focus on the transaction. Are you satisfied with the information you have obtained from this exchange with me? I haven't caused you irreversible harm, right? Then what else can you complain about? "

Me: "Just not happy? Why can't you make the transaction transparent enough?"

Elder Peng: "Why don't you ask your head Jiang this sentence?"

Me: "Master Jiang is my own person, but you are not. If I were on mutual defense with Master Jiang, I would definitely question him."

Elder Peng: "You don't ask your head Jiang just because he is related to you? There is no other reason?"

Me: "Other reasons are: the explanation is too cumbersome, he is tired of talking, and I am impatient to listen."

Elder Peng: "Similar explanations are cumbersome, and you won't be bored if I tell you? Of course, I know you won't feel sorry for me."

Me: "In the face of a dangerous person, even if I am impatient, I must have more patience for research. Even if I am really out of patience, I can collect your words and pass them to a professional I trust for analysis. I collect The more content we get, the more confident the experts will be in their analysis.”

Elder Peng: "Does your 'expert' refer to one person in particular?"

Me: "If conditions permit, of course I will give priority to contacting the person I am most familiar with, but for your analysis, it is possible that the elder who once served as the head of the sect is now one level lower than you, not two big levels. Would it be more suitable?"

Elder Peng: "The top ten elders who have been the head of the sect and have reached the standard of the regular elders of their sect are all troublesome. If you have been surrounded by more than a dozen elders who have been the head of the sect once, you will definitely Unforgettable for the rest of my life—no matter what level of cultivation you reach later—when I sealed my memory back then, I could still dream of that scene.”

Me: "What did you do to make them mobilize? The head of the sect and the elders who have been the head of the sect mainly focus on the inside of their own sect. Only when external things directly affect the inside will they also look at the outside. You What kind of behavior did you directly make the ten sects regard you as a threat? ——Did you also count the elders of your Kunlun family who were in charge?"

09047-keep a safe distance

Elder Peng: "A monk who doesn't specialize in management, especially a swordsman who is known for his recklessness and self-will, you speak too much from the standpoint of a management monk, is it decent? Have you figured out your identity? If your goal is If you become an elder, then you should get used to helping the head, including the elders who were the head, to clean up the mess, instead of assisting the head to clean up the mess."

Elder Peng: "You have to know that the positions of 'head of the sect' and 'manager' naturally carry meanings such as process-oriented, precise, controllable, restraint, and clear rules, but when the elders hit the upper limit of the sect, they often It requires some disorder, chaos, and luck. It is impossible for anyone to play their upper limit and break through the upper limit. When you are too regular, you are lowering your upper limit."

Me: "Not necessarily. I can be regular most of the time, and put aside the regularity when I need to hit the upper limit. Life can't be about hitting the upper limit all the time, it will be too tiring, and it will be too easy to collapse myself."

Elder Peng: "If you don't develop the habit of rushing to the upper limit in daily life, are you sure that you can rush to the upper limit when you have to in a critical moment? Huge pressure may crush a person, but it may also push this person to a higher level The upper limit depends on how tough this person is."

Me: "But I don't want to push myself that much."

Elder Peng: "It's easy for people to enjoy leisure and dislike work. At this time, they need to be pushed by external forces."

Me: "This is the end of this chat. See you next time."

Elder Peng: "If I really want to cheat you, does it make a difference whether you are in front of me or not? For elves, spatial distance is not a problem, and it is also true for Mahayana."

Me: "But there is a difference in the Nascent Soul stage. Your attack method can ignore distance, but my defense method can be strengthened by distance. I avoid you not because of you, but because of myself."

Elder Peng: "This understanding is not bad."

Me: "Thank you, goodbye." I left Elder Peng's residence with a drunk elf, but did not leave Kunlun. The Kunlun Nascent Soul Stage list was selected, and those who were relatively more stable fans or role-playing fans were selected, and then sent a group message to them, asking:

"Would you like to let me see the Nascent Soul-level teaching materials you are using? The fee is negotiable. It is best to allow trading with Lingshi or Tongmingguo or other items that I can refine more easily."

Soon, I got their reply:

"If it's just some fragments of the textbook, it's no problem for those of us in the Nascent Soul stage to send it to you; but if you want to see the full version of the textbook that includes all occupations and the entire Nascent Soul cultivation level, you may need to ask the Kunlun official Department application. Not to mention that the textbooks in the hands of a single person in the Kunlun Yuanying period are only for their own occupations and do not cover all occupations, that is, the system is incomplete. To not be injured, some professional protective measures should be needed, and only the official department will have a perfect plan in this regard."