Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 2216
08948-scared
Me: "Yes, I agree with you, but when I feel uncomfortable, my instinct is to find ways to alleviate the discomfort and return to my comfort. Is this a natural biological response to avoid disadvantages?"
Orochi: "If a monk always follows nature, then why practice? How can he break through the ceiling? Sometimes a monk should face up to difficulties, and create difficulties for himself if there is no difficulty."
Me: "Yes, you are right..."
The snake face suddenly approached me at a distance of only one meter, and then turned its head up, down, left, and right, in case I couldn’t see all the patterns on its face because its face was too big, and then I was so startled that I subconsciously thought When backing away, the snake tail poked my back lightly.
I cut it with a sword.
Orochi: "I agreed not to move the sword."
I was still in shock: "Instinct."
Orochi: "What's the reason for 'instinct'? I'm in the Nascent Soul Stage, and I can't control my instincts, but I'm being led by them. Are you embarrassed?"
Me: "Sorry, but I've done it anyway."
Orochi: "Stretch out your hand, the hand that is not holding the sword, spread it out, with the palm facing up."
I stretched out my right hand hesitantly - the position of the snake's face was a bit obstructing my right hand just now, so I swung the sword with my left hand to chop off the snake's tail.
The big snake put the tip of its tail into my palm.
I:"……"
Orochi was very satisfied: "This mood is very right."
Pei Bing caught a spirit fish, cut it open, grilled it, and said to me: "The difference between a snake and a fish is not very far. You can look at the grilled fish to divert your anger. When we have a chance, we will cut up this big snake again." .”
Orochi: "You can think about chopping me up in your heart. Anger, hatred, and fear are all emotions that have reference value for me now. Any negative emotions that can be aimed at me are fine."
While speaking, the tip of the big snake's tail slid a little on my hand.
I:"……"
Big Snake: "It's okay to cry if you're scared." Another part of the snake bent in an arc and touched my calf.
I:"……"
Orochi: "Direct skin-to-skin contact seems to affect your emotions the most. Would you like to lie naked on top of me? I promise, I don't have any sexual thoughts about you. Or a compromise, you just take off your shirt on me How about a roll? My skin is cool, and many creatures are willing to lean on me in summer."
The tip of its tail touched my wrist.
I:"……"
08949-Assault
The little follower was thinking: "Is this really considered harassment? The master has almost no physical contact with outsiders, let alone a snake touching him, even if a person, especially an unfamiliar person, shakes hands with the master, the master is the same Will be repelled."
I folded my fingers together, held the tip of the big snake's tail, and continued to exert force, the spiritual power gathered, and the spiritual power transformed into a sword...
The big snake's emotions conveyed to me the feeling of pain, and then it flicked its tail, and I avoided it. Its body wrapped around me twice, and quickly shrunk the circle, making my clothes touch the snake's skin.
The Yunxia Sect disciple who came nearby to monitor the situation and was ready to help me fight the snake screamed.
I calmed down, because the diameter of the big snake's body was higher than my height. After being surrounded at a very close distance, if I didn't know it beforehand, it would be difficult to tell that it was snake skin in the visual sense.Even without considering the size, the snake skin of the Nascent Soul peak stage is very different from the common snake skin.
My hand was close to a scale, and my fingertips touched the edge of the scale. In an instant, my spiritual power became a sword, and another scale belonged to me.
The big snake lifted the encirclement and stepped back a little, keeping a polite distance from me again. The nearest piece of skin was also ten meters away from me.
Big Snake: "..."
I:"……"
The crowd of onlookers who were restless just now became quiet.
Big Snake: "Am I being rude or are you being rude? Scales to snakes are similar to hair to humans. Those that fall off are old and fall off. Those that are violently peeled off are not considered natural wounds. They grow back very slowly and quickly. troublesome."
Me: "Then you should take better care of your scales instead of giving me the opportunity to peel them off again and again. If I put the end of my hair in someone else's hand, I will be ready for someone to pull my hair out psychological preparation."
Orochi: "So why on earth are you able to peel off my scales so quickly? I have almost no time to stop after doing it."
Me: "The first lightning strike may be a very sneaky attack, but the second time, from the time my hand covered the scales until the scales were separated from you, it took a few seconds, not enough for you to react? Linglisi can still convey my emotions to you all the time , don't you know what I'm going to do when my hands are covered with scales?"
Orochi: "I clearly sensed that you said in your heart that 'the scales feel good to the touch'. I really didn't expect you to be cruel before you finished praising."
Me: "Oh, you perceive one of my thoughts too clearly, so you ignore the other thoughts I have at the same time? Your ability to multitask is not very good."
08950-Snake Soup
Orochi: "Your emotions... can you calm down and return to the state where you can't stand my appearance?"
Me: "I don't know. Your unnecessary approach, touch, and threats have aroused my serious resistance. I really want to hit you now, and I don't have the time to look at your skin."
Orochi: "How can you consider such a tentative and weak touch a threat? Aren't these trivial things that can be passed in a few minutes of anger?"
Me: "I'm narrow-minded."
Orochi: "Emotions are concentrated on me, but they take me as a nuisance instead of a horror. Although it is also a negative emotion, it is too energetic and hands-on. It is not what I want..."
The big snake turned around for a while, and rolled over for a while, I looked at it blankly: it's so big, it's so cute.
Pei Bing: "It's such a big one, and it has a lot of energy. It can be eaten as food for a long time."
Orochi: "I still decided not to disconnect in advance. I bet there should be a turning point. I just think I didn't offend you deeply. Even if you are very angry, you should only be angry for an hour or two? It's okay to be angry all the time Boring, I bet you will soon give up being angry and return to your normal state."
Me: "Then you just wait."
The onlookers yelled at me: "Second Young Master, do you want to help? Elder Liu Jie said that he would not interfere, but several beast masters at the peak of Yuanying said that they are ready to make snake soup, just waiting for your order. "
Me: "Thank you, but for the time being, I can handle it myself."
Pei Bing: "Yes, we hunt independently, and we can handle the prey we kill independently without sharing it with others."
Big Snake: "You guys, do you really think I'm a snake that can be easily made into snake soup?"
Me: "I forgot to ask, what do you call Senior Snake? Although many spirit beasts are too lazy to name themselves, and humans call themselves by the middle race, but at your level of cultivation, you have the intention to break through the innate ceiling, so you should be willing." Give yourself a unique title, right?"
Pei Bing: "Yes, we don't make ordinary snake soup, we want to make famous snake soup."
Big Snake: "... just call it Big Snake or Giant Snake. As for the name, it won't be too late to come back to get it after I really break through the ceiling."
Me: "That's bad, what if you fail to break through the ceiling? If you don't have a specific name, the public will easily be vague when referring to you in the future, and it will be easy to forget you as time goes by."
Orochi: "It doesn't matter, I don't pursue leaving a name in history."
08951-disciple
Someone on Yunxiazong's intranet watched the live broadcast of the onlookers, and posted a barrage:
"Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that the aura of the big snake is suddenly covered by the second son? Such a huge body actually really shows a sense of snake soup."
"I don't like snakes, but I like snake soup. Snake soup is delicious."
"That big snake has a name, it's called Yiyang."
"What? Isn't Yi Yang a small snake with a bracelet?"
"In the Nascent Soul stage, is it difficult to change a shape? Senior Yiyang rarely reveals his original shape in front of the public, mainly because of the inconvenient size."
"I remember that the beast master specifically mentioned not to call the spirit beast 'senior'. Although the spirit beast doesn't mind, the monk himself may... misunderstand something."
"What did you misunderstand? Do you think monks can naturally increase their cultivation without practicing like spirit beasts?"
"That misunderstanding doesn't seem to be determined by calling senior or not."
"The beast master who specifically mentioned this to you is not from the Yunxia Sect, is it? How can a disciple of the Yunxia Sect be misled by a mere name."
I was reminded by their barrage, contacted Pei Wei Lingbao, and asked: "As a disciple of Yunxia Sect, why did you emphasize to me many times not to call you senior?"
Pei Wei Lingbao: "Why are you still so stupid after becoming a master? Can you really teach apprentices like this?"
Me: "My apprentice is very good, you don't need to worry about it. Please answer my question and don't go wrong."
Pei Weilingbao: "Why should I answer such a stupid question?"
I humbly, or maybe a little guilty, asked: "Can you point out the stupidity of this question?"
Pei Wei Lingbao: "Of course I'm stupid, why would you call me a Yunxia Sect disciple?"
Me: "...Sword Spirit Treasure and its owner can be regarded as the same. My father is a disciple of Yunxia Sect, so of course you should be too. At least it can be rounded up and counted as yes."
Pei Wei Lingbao pinched my communication.
Pei Jianzhuo: "I think what Pei Wei means is that on this point, Jian Lingbao is not equivalent to its master. Maybe, to become a disciple of Yunxia Sect, the precondition is 'independence'? As long as you are attached to another person, you will be It is impossible to obtain the status of disciple. Just like so many spirit plants, spirit beasts and monsters living in Yunxiazong, they have a lot of authority as disciples of Yunxiazong, but they are always just borrowers. No matter what their cultivation level is, they walk outside It is impossible to represent the Yunxia Sect at all times."
Pei Jianzhuo: "If Pei Wei works outside alone, then he can only represent Elder Pei Ji, although it is said that because Elder Pei Ji can represent Yunxia Sect, after the two 'representatives' are passed on, it seems that Pei Wei can represent Yunxia Sect, but because If the ring of Elder Pei Ji is removed, Pei Wei cannot directly represent Yunxia Sect, so he is not a close disciple of Yunxia Sect, but can only be a disciple's private property."
Makes sense.But this truth still needs to be thought about before it can be straightened out, so it’s not really stupid for me to ask this question, right?
Xiao Sui: "Pei Wei has a prejudice against his master. He is jealous that Elder Pei Ji spent a lot of energy on his master. He feels that if there is no master, the energy of Elder Pei Ji should have been spent on him. Pei Wei is just fighting for favor The heart eye of Jianlingbao is only as big as the tip of the sword."
Me: "Yes, I agree with you, but when I feel uncomfortable, my instinct is to find ways to alleviate the discomfort and return to my comfort. Is this a natural biological response to avoid disadvantages?"
Orochi: "If a monk always follows nature, then why practice? How can he break through the ceiling? Sometimes a monk should face up to difficulties, and create difficulties for himself if there is no difficulty."
Me: "Yes, you are right..."
The snake face suddenly approached me at a distance of only one meter, and then turned its head up, down, left, and right, in case I couldn’t see all the patterns on its face because its face was too big, and then I was so startled that I subconsciously thought When backing away, the snake tail poked my back lightly.
I cut it with a sword.
Orochi: "I agreed not to move the sword."
I was still in shock: "Instinct."
Orochi: "What's the reason for 'instinct'? I'm in the Nascent Soul Stage, and I can't control my instincts, but I'm being led by them. Are you embarrassed?"
Me: "Sorry, but I've done it anyway."
Orochi: "Stretch out your hand, the hand that is not holding the sword, spread it out, with the palm facing up."
I stretched out my right hand hesitantly - the position of the snake's face was a bit obstructing my right hand just now, so I swung the sword with my left hand to chop off the snake's tail.
The big snake put the tip of its tail into my palm.
I:"……"
Orochi was very satisfied: "This mood is very right."
Pei Bing caught a spirit fish, cut it open, grilled it, and said to me: "The difference between a snake and a fish is not very far. You can look at the grilled fish to divert your anger. When we have a chance, we will cut up this big snake again." .”
Orochi: "You can think about chopping me up in your heart. Anger, hatred, and fear are all emotions that have reference value for me now. Any negative emotions that can be aimed at me are fine."
While speaking, the tip of the big snake's tail slid a little on my hand.
I:"……"
Big Snake: "It's okay to cry if you're scared." Another part of the snake bent in an arc and touched my calf.
I:"……"
Orochi: "Direct skin-to-skin contact seems to affect your emotions the most. Would you like to lie naked on top of me? I promise, I don't have any sexual thoughts about you. Or a compromise, you just take off your shirt on me How about a roll? My skin is cool, and many creatures are willing to lean on me in summer."
The tip of its tail touched my wrist.
I:"……"
08949-Assault
The little follower was thinking: "Is this really considered harassment? The master has almost no physical contact with outsiders, let alone a snake touching him, even if a person, especially an unfamiliar person, shakes hands with the master, the master is the same Will be repelled."
I folded my fingers together, held the tip of the big snake's tail, and continued to exert force, the spiritual power gathered, and the spiritual power transformed into a sword...
The big snake's emotions conveyed to me the feeling of pain, and then it flicked its tail, and I avoided it. Its body wrapped around me twice, and quickly shrunk the circle, making my clothes touch the snake's skin.
The Yunxia Sect disciple who came nearby to monitor the situation and was ready to help me fight the snake screamed.
I calmed down, because the diameter of the big snake's body was higher than my height. After being surrounded at a very close distance, if I didn't know it beforehand, it would be difficult to tell that it was snake skin in the visual sense.Even without considering the size, the snake skin of the Nascent Soul peak stage is very different from the common snake skin.
My hand was close to a scale, and my fingertips touched the edge of the scale. In an instant, my spiritual power became a sword, and another scale belonged to me.
The big snake lifted the encirclement and stepped back a little, keeping a polite distance from me again. The nearest piece of skin was also ten meters away from me.
Big Snake: "..."
I:"……"
The crowd of onlookers who were restless just now became quiet.
Big Snake: "Am I being rude or are you being rude? Scales to snakes are similar to hair to humans. Those that fall off are old and fall off. Those that are violently peeled off are not considered natural wounds. They grow back very slowly and quickly. troublesome."
Me: "Then you should take better care of your scales instead of giving me the opportunity to peel them off again and again. If I put the end of my hair in someone else's hand, I will be ready for someone to pull my hair out psychological preparation."
Orochi: "So why on earth are you able to peel off my scales so quickly? I have almost no time to stop after doing it."
Me: "The first lightning strike may be a very sneaky attack, but the second time, from the time my hand covered the scales until the scales were separated from you, it took a few seconds, not enough for you to react? Linglisi can still convey my emotions to you all the time , don't you know what I'm going to do when my hands are covered with scales?"
Orochi: "I clearly sensed that you said in your heart that 'the scales feel good to the touch'. I really didn't expect you to be cruel before you finished praising."
Me: "Oh, you perceive one of my thoughts too clearly, so you ignore the other thoughts I have at the same time? Your ability to multitask is not very good."
08950-Snake Soup
Orochi: "Your emotions... can you calm down and return to the state where you can't stand my appearance?"
Me: "I don't know. Your unnecessary approach, touch, and threats have aroused my serious resistance. I really want to hit you now, and I don't have the time to look at your skin."
Orochi: "How can you consider such a tentative and weak touch a threat? Aren't these trivial things that can be passed in a few minutes of anger?"
Me: "I'm narrow-minded."
Orochi: "Emotions are concentrated on me, but they take me as a nuisance instead of a horror. Although it is also a negative emotion, it is too energetic and hands-on. It is not what I want..."
The big snake turned around for a while, and rolled over for a while, I looked at it blankly: it's so big, it's so cute.
Pei Bing: "It's such a big one, and it has a lot of energy. It can be eaten as food for a long time."
Orochi: "I still decided not to disconnect in advance. I bet there should be a turning point. I just think I didn't offend you deeply. Even if you are very angry, you should only be angry for an hour or two? It's okay to be angry all the time Boring, I bet you will soon give up being angry and return to your normal state."
Me: "Then you just wait."
The onlookers yelled at me: "Second Young Master, do you want to help? Elder Liu Jie said that he would not interfere, but several beast masters at the peak of Yuanying said that they are ready to make snake soup, just waiting for your order. "
Me: "Thank you, but for the time being, I can handle it myself."
Pei Bing: "Yes, we hunt independently, and we can handle the prey we kill independently without sharing it with others."
Big Snake: "You guys, do you really think I'm a snake that can be easily made into snake soup?"
Me: "I forgot to ask, what do you call Senior Snake? Although many spirit beasts are too lazy to name themselves, and humans call themselves by the middle race, but at your level of cultivation, you have the intention to break through the innate ceiling, so you should be willing." Give yourself a unique title, right?"
Pei Bing: "Yes, we don't make ordinary snake soup, we want to make famous snake soup."
Big Snake: "... just call it Big Snake or Giant Snake. As for the name, it won't be too late to come back to get it after I really break through the ceiling."
Me: "That's bad, what if you fail to break through the ceiling? If you don't have a specific name, the public will easily be vague when referring to you in the future, and it will be easy to forget you as time goes by."
Orochi: "It doesn't matter, I don't pursue leaving a name in history."
08951-disciple
Someone on Yunxiazong's intranet watched the live broadcast of the onlookers, and posted a barrage:
"Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that the aura of the big snake is suddenly covered by the second son? Such a huge body actually really shows a sense of snake soup."
"I don't like snakes, but I like snake soup. Snake soup is delicious."
"That big snake has a name, it's called Yiyang."
"What? Isn't Yi Yang a small snake with a bracelet?"
"In the Nascent Soul stage, is it difficult to change a shape? Senior Yiyang rarely reveals his original shape in front of the public, mainly because of the inconvenient size."
"I remember that the beast master specifically mentioned not to call the spirit beast 'senior'. Although the spirit beast doesn't mind, the monk himself may... misunderstand something."
"What did you misunderstand? Do you think monks can naturally increase their cultivation without practicing like spirit beasts?"
"That misunderstanding doesn't seem to be determined by calling senior or not."
"The beast master who specifically mentioned this to you is not from the Yunxia Sect, is it? How can a disciple of the Yunxia Sect be misled by a mere name."
I was reminded by their barrage, contacted Pei Wei Lingbao, and asked: "As a disciple of Yunxia Sect, why did you emphasize to me many times not to call you senior?"
Pei Wei Lingbao: "Why are you still so stupid after becoming a master? Can you really teach apprentices like this?"
Me: "My apprentice is very good, you don't need to worry about it. Please answer my question and don't go wrong."
Pei Weilingbao: "Why should I answer such a stupid question?"
I humbly, or maybe a little guilty, asked: "Can you point out the stupidity of this question?"
Pei Wei Lingbao: "Of course I'm stupid, why would you call me a Yunxia Sect disciple?"
Me: "...Sword Spirit Treasure and its owner can be regarded as the same. My father is a disciple of Yunxia Sect, so of course you should be too. At least it can be rounded up and counted as yes."
Pei Wei Lingbao pinched my communication.
Pei Jianzhuo: "I think what Pei Wei means is that on this point, Jian Lingbao is not equivalent to its master. Maybe, to become a disciple of Yunxia Sect, the precondition is 'independence'? As long as you are attached to another person, you will be It is impossible to obtain the status of disciple. Just like so many spirit plants, spirit beasts and monsters living in Yunxiazong, they have a lot of authority as disciples of Yunxiazong, but they are always just borrowers. No matter what their cultivation level is, they walk outside It is impossible to represent the Yunxia Sect at all times."
Pei Jianzhuo: "If Pei Wei works outside alone, then he can only represent Elder Pei Ji, although it is said that because Elder Pei Ji can represent Yunxia Sect, after the two 'representatives' are passed on, it seems that Pei Wei can represent Yunxia Sect, but because If the ring of Elder Pei Ji is removed, Pei Wei cannot directly represent Yunxia Sect, so he is not a close disciple of Yunxia Sect, but can only be a disciple's private property."
Makes sense.But this truth still needs to be thought about before it can be straightened out, so it’s not really stupid for me to ask this question, right?
Xiao Sui: "Pei Wei has a prejudice against his master. He is jealous that Elder Pei Ji spent a lot of energy on his master. He feels that if there is no master, the energy of Elder Pei Ji should have been spent on him. Pei Wei is just fighting for favor The heart eye of Jianlingbao is only as big as the tip of the sword."
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