Xiu Erdai's daily essays

08928-popular

Dad has a very high resistance to nonsense. If I post randomly, he may put all the content I post directly into the nonsense storage area in my brain.Although he may still beat me up after I have accumulated a lot, but who knows what the concept of "a lot" in his definition is, maybe it will take decades?I hope to find a provocative topic that can be effective after waiting dozens of hours at most.

Hurry up, my soul connectors, help me think of a move.

Pei Jianzhuo: "I think, instead of provoking with words, it's better to rush into Pei Feng and stab Elder Pei Ji with a sword."

What if I can't catch the old man, or if the old man has set up a barrier to prevent me from stepping into Pei Feng?

Pei Jianzhuo: "In that case, if you send harassing messages, Elder Pei Ji will also ignore you. Anyway, under the same conditions, the probability of getting a response from Elder Pei Ji is much higher if you directly wave your sword in person than send a message remotely."

I was thinking hard, but in front of me, batch after batch of spirit beasts ran back and forth like a dance party, barking twice from time to time.

When I lived in Peifeng before, even the cranes that belonged to me in name were not willing to come to Peifeng to find me, but since I have Yaofeng, since I have more and more sense of belonging to Yaofeng, Yaofeng seems to be more and more The more he is liked by spirit beasts.That's all for those spirit beasts that like the environment of ice, snow and wind. Even some spirit beasts who prefer warmth often come to Yaofeng for two laps, then leave shivering, and come back again after a while, as if doing cold resistance training on purpose.

When the spirit beasts come, they often bring me some small gifts, sometimes it is their own hair or blood dropped due to fighting, sometimes it is the fruit of the spirit plant that they think is delicious, and sometimes they will give me a gift that they like. The spiritual plant moved to Yaofeng to plant it, and then often came to Yaofeng to see the growth of the spiritual plant, and even simply took the circle around the spiritual plant as their territory, sleeping there and not leaving.

I asked a very warm-looking white bear: "What do you like about Yaofeng?"

The thick-haired white bear: "You allow us to play casually here."

Me: "There are many places in Quanyun Xiazong that you can play casually, right? Yushou Peak has also built a playground for you. Or even if you particularly like the climate of Jianxiu Peak, there are still many unowned mountains on Jianxiu Peak. .”

Bai Xiong: "That's different. Most of the auras of the Wuzhu Mountain of Jianxiu Peak are not very good, and the playground of Yushou Peak actually seems to have a yard surrounded to lock us in. Although we all know that there is no lock, But it just feels like that. Your Yaofeng aura has a good environment, and it doesn't give us any sense of restraint."

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Me: "Even if I drive you away while practicing sword?"

Bai Xiong: "Just drive away. When a group of spirit beasts get together, some two will drive other spirit beasts away when they fight. This is a normal way of doing things."

Fuqiu: "They may mean that they feel that you and spirit beasts are of the same kind, and staying by your side seems to be surrounded by a spirit beast boss, rather than sending them under the fence of monks. Even if they conflict with you, fight, Serious injuries are also like the internal conflicts of spirit beasts, so you don't have to worry about being robbed of your job by monks."

I just received a report from the mortal world that my body data is very human, anyway, no more human than Pei Wuyao.

Another fluffy fox said: "Your apprentice also has the feeling of a spirit beast. When he first came to Yunxiazong, he was quite fierce, that is to say, he had more monster temperament, but now he is very spirit beast in daily life." .But it doesn’t mean that he has completely abandoned the monster temperament, but that the temperament is more restrained now, and it should only be revealed when it hits the head, and it is easy to communicate with at ordinary times.”

The spirit beasts that often run up Yaofeng Peak are all hairy, and most of them have very thick hairs, compared to the short hairs of hairballs.Although some hairless spirit beasts come to visit from time to time, they usually only come once, or come a second time when they need to find a certain hairy spirit beast, but they neither come often nor when they come. long wait.

Fox: "Because you don't like how they look. We like to come here because it makes us feel comfortable, and since it makes them feel uncomfortable, of course they will come once and never again. You really still can't Appreciate the beauty of the scales?"

Me: "It's still admirable to peel it off alone, but it's not so good when it grows on the spirit beast and moves. It always gives me a sense of threat, and doesn't make me want to pounce on it and rub it. In the battle Sometimes I can regard those spirit beasts as shoulder-to-shoulder partners, but when I relax, I just prefer the feeling like you."

Fox: "Actually, we don't like those cold guys very much, we just maintain superficial friendship with them. Even though we can sometimes understand their beauty a little bit, we still think that the warm and fluffy ones are the best. kind."

A duck said: "Although there are many natural enemies among the fluffy animals, it is a matter of pure interests or appetite. Unlike cold-blooded animals, it is difficult to live in harmony even if they do not intend to eat each other."

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Me: "There are obviously a lot of fluffy animals that can get along well with cold-blooded animals."

A rabbit who seemed to be invisible in the snow by closing his eyes said: "But the spirit beasts who like Yaofeng especially can't get along well with cold-blooded animals. So you can't learn to 'treat them correctly' with us. Cold-blooded animal'."

Me: "I've always been proud of my tolerance, but I didn't expect that I still have such an obvious incompatibility."

A bird so popular that it should be particularly in line with Chiwuzong’s aesthetics said: “Tolerance means that you are willing to accept its existence even if you don’t like it, but you may keep a certain distance from it. This is obviously different from enjoying and indulging. Occasionally, when cold spirit beasts come to Yaofeng, you did not drive them away, you did agree to them crawling on Yaofeng, but you will prop up the isolation cover to ensure that they cannot touch your body, and I don’t want Fluffy to fall into your arms like I treat Fluffy.”

Me: "You don't need to throw it in, I just rub it with my hands once in a while." When I threw it into my arms, I was afraid that the fluffy fluffy would become Pei Jianzhuo's toy in a second.If there were a few more plush fluffs who were angry at Pei Jianzhuo, the number of spirit beasts coming to Yaofeng would be greatly reduced in the future.

Pei Jianzhuo: "You have to believe in my stroking techniques. Maybe I can make them fall into my arms every day?"

I said to the spirit beasts: "Every time there are snakes, spiders and other spirit beasts coming to Yaofeng, although I endured and did not drive them out, my spiritual power still revealed 'not welcome', please leave!" Let me stay away' and other meanings, they may understand. In terms of reading the atmosphere of the environment and the mood of others, you spirit beasts are often more sensitive than monks."

Red Bird: "Why would you put up with creatures you don't like on your land?"

Me: "Maybe it's because I want to correct my prejudice? But it seems to hurt the hearts of the snakes even more."

A big cat said: "They are not so easily sad. Snakes have long been used to the disgust and fear of most humans. They usually enjoy the affection of humans, and think that we are often hugged by humans. The fluffy spirit beast carried away has no integrity and no dignity."

Ice Bear: "And just as it is difficult for us to appreciate the appearance of snakes, it is difficult for snakes to appreciate our appearance."

Rabbit: "I still dislike us biting our mouths and preventing them from eating."

Me: "So I endured the humiliation and let the snakes play in Yaofeng. They might laugh at me for being sentimental?"

Big cat: "Well. They must hope that you don't like them so you can just say it. It just so happens that they don't like you at all."

Me: "Okay, then I will adjust Yaofeng's isolation cover, and spirit beasts that do not meet my aesthetics will not be able to enter directly."

08931-owned, unowned

After a while, I sighed with emotion: "After the adjustment, I seem to be more relaxed. I don't have to worry about suddenly seeing creatures I don't like when I look up. When I was low or no cultivation before, if I saw a creature A pile of snakes, I can be scared to the point of weakness, although the reaction is not so violent now, but I feel a little nervous when I see it."

Big Cat: "Some snakes like to see humans afraid of them, which makes them feel that they are standing at a higher level than humans. If humans are the spirits of all things, then snakes think that they are higher than the spirits of all things. God of the Spirit."

Me: "Spirit of all things is rarely mentioned now, right? Cancer of all things is mentioned more often."

Big cat: "Scaring the cancer of all things is also an achievement. Doesn't your spirit beast cat come out to play with us? Is it afraid of life? Or is it afraid of being bullied by us?"

Me: "Bullying my cat on my peak?"

Big Cat: "Maybe. If you run away after being bullied, can you catch us one by one all over Yunxiazong to take revenge?"

Me: "If I'm angry, of course I will. I have a lot of time."

The fur ball left Xiao Sui, jumped in front of the big cat, and also became bigger, looking at the big cat's eye level: "It's very arrogant."

The big cat bared its teeth: "It's okay. You can also understand that I'm jealous that you have a good master."

Maoqiu: "Unowned spirit beasts have the same way as unowned spirit beasts. If you really find an owner for you, maybe you will bite him to death."

Big Cat: "That's definitely not the case. Either I don't recognize the master, or if I recognize the master, I will definitely pamper my human beings. In fact, it is really convenient to have a human master sometimes, such as being able to have a mountain of my own. Yunxia In the sect, at least the inner disciples of the Yunxia Sect who can independently own the peak head, and the Yunxia Sect only accepts human disciples, so no matter how preferential the Yunxia Sect treats a certain spirit beast, it can rent at most one peak head to the spirit beast, and the peak can be taken back at any time. If you drive away the spirit beast, it won't really let the spirit beast use the rented peak at will."

Maoqiu: "Besides the cultivation sects, there are also unowned territories and territories occupied by other spirit beasts and monsters. You can turn unowned into owned ones, and you can also grab the territories of other spirit beasts and monsters."

Big Cat: "There are all kinds of problems in the land that has no owner. As for the land grabbing, it is very tiring. The essence of the spirit beast is laziness, and it will not move when it can rest."

Maoqiu: "Not even willing to work hard to improve your own living conditions? What a waste."

The big cat smiled, whipped its tail towards the fur ball, and fled to Yaofeng immediately after the pumping, because the big cat was only at the golden core stage, so it would definitely not be able to beat the fur ball.