Xiu Erdai's daily essays

08396-Meet the parents

Si Qinxian: "Okay, I'll keep it for now, and I'll go back to Liangcheng in two days, and I'll give you the gems when we meet." Liangcheng is the city where Yao Guangzui's family is located, Si Qinxian's grandfather Live there too.

Mori Shenren: "The end of the world has not come yet, and your gems are worth a lot, and we can't afford it."

Si Qinxian: "'You'...'you'? If the end of the world is determined not to come, do you two still dare to get so close?"

Sen Shenren: "Who can say for sure that the end of the world will not come? You?"

Si Qinxian: "It seems immoral to expect disasters in the whole world for the sake of love?"

Yao Guangzui: "We are just having fun in the context of drastic changes. The end of the world is not caused by us. Besides, even if it is not the end of the world, but stepping into a society with superpowers, the senior's illness may also have a turn for the better. Maybe someone's The super power is to dilute the killing intent?"

Mori Shinken: "The point is to dilute the desire for control."

Yao Guangzui: "It's all downplaying certain types of more intense feelings, which can be classified into one category. We just need to find that type of superpowers."

Mori Shinken: "But reforming feelings is very similar to brainwashing, and I'm not sure if I can accept it."

Si Qinxian: "If you have to choose between being brainwashed and losing love?"

Yao Guangzui: "Are you still a child? Of course we should find the optimal solution instead of choosing between bad and worse."

Si Qinxian: "What if the optimal solution cannot be found?"

Yao Guangzui: "Then keep looking. If necessary, I am willing to spend... a long time on one thing."

Si Qinxian: "Oh, I dare not even talk about my whole life when I am passionately in love... Come on, both of you, I sincerely wish you no tragedy."

Sen Shenren: "Take care of yourself."

After arriving in Liangcheng, Sen Shenren graciously lived in Yao Guangzui's home as Yao Guangzui's senior, and was welcomed by Yao Guangzui's family.

"Hey, what a handsome boy." This is Yao's mother's welcome sentence.

Yao Guangzui: "He's not very handsome, just a little bit more handsome than me."

Mother Yao: "Excuse me? Are you in the same level as others?"

Yao Guangzui: "Why are you embarrassed? The senior was a grass at his age, and I am also a grass at my age... one of the candidates."

08397-I know it but I can't say it clearly

Mother Yao: "Okay, don't be poor. These foods, mainly rice, can you handle them properly? If you can handle them well, there are still many people who want to ask you for help."

Yao Guangzui: "I'm sure I can take care of things for our family, but for other people, I don't guarantee that if they want, they can ship their things to this warehouse first." Yao Guangzui showed Yao's mother an address, Si Qinxian kindly provided a warehouse in the suburbs of Liangcheng, but this warehouse does not belong to Si Qinxian's company, but was rented by Si Qinxian at a discounted price. Yao Guangzui and Mori Shenren need to pay the discounted rent.

Yao Guangzui: "I won't pay immediately after shipping, because it's just a transfer station, and the processor will pay after actually getting the item, and then I will deduct the shipping fee to transfer the remaining money to the seller. In fact, the processor He is not very willing to collect the surplus grain from ordinary families, and he prefers to deal directly with large grain companies."

Mother Yao: "That's it... that's okay, you take away from our house and Grandma Li's house upstairs first, and then transfer the money to us when you get it, don't worry, if the shipping fee is gone, you can also say It’s all right. It’s okay. Other guys who are easy to care about everything will ignore them first. Ask your uncle to borrow a truck to transport it there, don’t go to other express logistics or something, you can save some money.”

Yao Guangzui: "If you ask uncle for help, you have to pay the labor fee. You can't say that you are a relative and you have the audacity to take advantage of it?"

Mother Yao: "Bah, that uncle of yours came here last month and ordered two bottles of wine. He makes money by letting him sell the goods, and we are the ones who suffer."

Yao Guangzui: "Understood."

Mother Yao: "The guest room has been cleaned up. Student Mori can rest assured that he will live in his own home. This is the first time our Xiaojiu has brought classmates back after going to college. We will definitely treat you well and make you feel at home. Oh , By the way, Xiaojiu is Yao Guangzui's nickname, a crappy name given to him by his uncle, Yao Guangzui only responded to this nickname when he was a child, and we got used to it afterwards."

"Home" is not a very positive word for Mori Shenren. Of course, there is nothing wrong with Yao's mother's polite words, and Mori Shenren has no intention of analyzing his family and psychology to more people. Mom was very polite, and was very happy to hear Yao Guangzui's trivial matters, so while chatting with Yao's mother, she participated in Yao's dinner making, and helped Yao's mother fix the stereo, so that Yao's mother looked more and more pleasing to him .

Yao Guangzui said to me: "Is this the intimacy of a mother-in-law looking at her son-in-law?"

Me: "Do you dare to let Sen Shenren hear this ridicule?"

Yao Guangzui: "Of course I wouldn't dare. Although we know each other's feelings well, some words will easily cause heavy feelings if we put them on the bright side. For a lifetime... If you don't consider accidental death, it's true It's going to be very long..."

08398 - can teach

Yao Guangzui: "Hey, that's right, with so much food, even if your space can keep it fresh for a long time, if there is no apocalypse, if I always have fresher food to eat, can you exchange the food you collect for money? Is it? The food cost me and my senior a lot of money."

Me: "Are you embarrassed? If there is the end of the world, I will be your food backing. If there is no end of the world, I will have to pay you back? What kind of insurance can you buy so that you can make such a stable profit without losing money?"

Yao Guangzui: "But you yourself said that even if we don't want the food in the future, you can handle it well, it will never be wasted, and it will definitely not be thrown into your hands."

Me: "Because no matter how bad it is, I can use them all as raw materials for refining. I have shown you Qixiu and Danxiu, and you should have discovered that many utensils and medicines have a wide range of raw materials to choose from. The most basic Take Bigu Dan as an example, pure rice can be refined, rice plus potatoes can be refined, corn, cabbage, canned meat, etc. can all be used as raw materials for refining Bigu Dan, and after Bigu Dan is refined, even if it is not In storage utensils with a high freshness preservation effect, even if placed in the air of the mortal world, it can also be preserved in an edible state for decades."

Me: "In the world of comprehension, Bigu Pill is a very easy thing to sell, and some people in the mortal world also like to buy it. Of course, I can also refine my unique product Tongmingguo. The amount of consumables is simply bottomless, and the selling price higher."

Me: "However, no matter whether I can handle it easily or not, it cannot be a reason for you to steal my money with confidence. But if Mori Shenren is willing to learn the refining of Bigu Dan, I can teach him for free, and I can also teach him how to store items For the refining of utensils, there are always many people who are willing to buy storage bags."

Yao Guangzui: "Teaching people skills is more troublesome than giving money?"

Me: "But in the process of teaching people skills, I can understand the basic knowledge from another angle. What can I gain by giving money for nothing?"

Yao Guangzui: "Is it easy to learn Bigu Pill and storage bag refining?"

Me: "In my original world, this is something that can be done casually during the Qi training period when I first entered the path of cultivation. problem, but anyway, if it can be eaten and used, it can also be sold and exchanged for money.”

Me: "When you're just learning, lower your standards a bit. For example, if the refined Bigu Dan can't kill people, and if you store things in bags without causing damage or loss, you've won the first stage."

Yao Guangzui: "Can I learn together too?"

Me: "Anyone can learn theoretical knowledge. In practice, you can't get started because you can't control the energy for the time being. But you can watch Sen Shenren's refining and accompany him to analyze the cause of mistakes. Anyway, you two are beginners, so you can pretend It is to use two IQs to study the same practical material, pretending that Mori Shinba’s energy is also your energy, pretending that Mori Shinba has practiced your thoughts on energy use instead of you.”

08399-August

Yao Guangzui: "It will be more intimate that way."

Me: "But this is a partnership-style intimacy. You have many theoretical issues, practical issues, deception issues, and even survival issues that need to be studied, so you won't be able to spend too much attention on emotional issues, that is, not Will pay too much attention to controlling, being controlled, loving and not loving things."

Me: "A person without love will not necessarily die, but a superpower who loses control of his energy will most likely explode and die, so a superpower who can't control his own energy and has doubts about love will instinctively put Focus on the energy, not the love."

Yao Guangzui: "Are you trying to say that people who die because of love are only because the pressure of survival in other aspects is too small?"

Me: "At least it's clear that Mori Shinba's parents don't have any financial pressure. The legacy they left for Mori Shinba is enough for Mori Shinba to start a company from elementary school to university. I don't believe that Mori Shinba has encountered difficulties all the way. All I got were good people who didn’t seek his money, and I don’t believe that Mori Shinken knew how not to be cheated of money since he was a child, but he still grew up rich.”

Me: "The current Mori Shinken is afraid of love because of the tragedy of his parents, and at the same time spends money at will for the possible end of the world. Being afraid of love shows that he is not bold, and not caring about spending money that may lose everything means that It means that he has never experienced the embarrassment of severe lack of money."

Me: "I mean, your male god senior is not perfect, can you accept it?"

Yao Guangzui: "That's my male god senior, not yours. What do you think it has to do with whether he is perfect or not? I think it's fine for him to be good. He's timid on major issues and overzealous on small issues." In short, I think the senior is cuter."

Oh, love is a major issue, but throwing away a lot of money is a minor issue?You are a typical lack of social beating when you are young.

In the first ten days of August, the excess food in Yao Guangzui's home and the homes of his acquaintances had been disposed of.Recently, the weather has been normal and hot in summer, and superpowers have further integrated into society. The panic buying of daily necessities has basically disappeared. " and other jokes, but were quickly picked up and ridiculed by experienced netizens.

Netizen: "Actually, I haven't completely let go of my vigilance towards the end of the world, but it's not appropriate for you, a toilet seller, to rub the heat of the end of the world?"