Xiu Erdai's daily essays

08380-ice lump

Mori Shenren: "Compared to a male god, I am more...you can just call me senior."

Yao Guangzui: "Actually, I also prefer to call you senior... I just found out that you have a crush on me, and I couldn't help calling you several times."

Mori Shinken: "Well, I noticed."

After Yao Guangzui smiled silly for a while, he remembered: "I still have to contact my roommate. In this situation, the counselor should ask everyone's whereabouts."

Yao Guangzui first called the head of the dormitory, but no one answered, and then called Fu Gongsu, but this time the answer was very fast, and Fu Gongsu was very emotional: "Our dormitory window is broken, there are a lot of glass shards It fell on the long bed of you and the dormitory, and there is no one to repair it right now. It seems that it is not easy to buy a roll of tape. I don’t know how much work it will take to clean up the glass shards on that bed. If you can find it today Don’t come back if you live in other places, come back tomorrow and clean up slowly. Have you contacted the head of the house yet?”

Yao Guangzui: "I called him and got through, but no one answered."

Fu Yusuke: "It's possible that the mobile phone was dropped while running on the road. I hope people are okay."

Yao Guangzui: "Now you are the only one in our dormitory?"

Fu Yusuke: "Yes, the third child was there at first, but after the hailstorm ended, he ran out to appease his frightened girlfriend."

Yao Guangzui: "What? He has a girlfriend? When did it happen? How come I don't know?"

Fu Gongsu: "It was handed in the day before yesterday. I came back and played with us for a long time... Oh, yes, you were actively exercising at that time."

Yao Guangzui: "All right. Apart from the glass, is everything else in the dormitory okay?"

Fu Gongsu: "Others are fine. I swept out the big pieces of glass, just the two beds by the window. It's miserable. It's too miserable. I don't know how the two big lumps of ice could be smashed so badly." Sure, one lump on one side, like smashing it on the bed."

Fu Gongsuke: "Oh, I also threw out the ice, and I took a photo before throwing it out."

While talking, Fu Gongsu sent the photo to Yao Guangzui.

Fu Gongsu did not exaggerate at all when he described it. The two chunks of ice were sitting in the middle of Yao Guangzui's and Shechang's beds upright, making it hard not to doubt...

"Did you pose it specially for this shoot?" Yao Guangzui asked.

Fu Gongsu: "The third child also took pictures. It's a natural phenomenon."

Yao Guangzui: "You two teamed up to fool me?"

Fu Gongsu: "The whole dormitory building is turned upside down, are we fooling you? Several dormitory windows were smashed, and lumps of ice fell on the bed. Could it be all fooling you?"

08381-energy attraction

Yao Guangzui showed the photo to Mori Shenren, and said: "Although the hail was falling fiercely, there was basically no obvious wind. What angle did it have to break the glass and fall on the bed? You and I are watching by the window. It has been hailstorming for so long, how can there be such a lump of ice nearby? The beds in our dormitory are all upper bunks, and the distance from the ceiling seems to be a little more than one meter. The vertical height from the top edge of the window to the bed may be half a meter. The horizontal distance from the outer edge to the window is still tens of centimeters, it is understandable that the ice lump smashed into the window, but how could it hit the bed?"

Me: "It's very easy to understand this as energy attraction. What the ice lump hits is not the bed, but the energy left by the human body on the bed. In other words, what the ice lump wants to hit is actually you and your housekeeper. Of course, it may also be I wanted to smash your other two roommates, but the scene was too chaotic at that time, those two roommates didn't realize that they were being deliberately attacked by Bing Tuo, and they only cared about avoiding the shards of glass." I was thinking of Yao Guangzui's words. Said, and sent it to the energy group to show Mori Shenren.

Mori Shinken: "So it's possible that each piece of ice in this hailstorm has a specific target? It's not a coincidence that all the people hit by it?"

Yao Guangzui: "Since everyone attacked my bed, why didn't you smash the window of the senior's house and attack me directly? The senior and I were standing by the window at that time."

Me: "Because this house is equipped with a canopy? Those ices can chase energy and change their trajectory slightly, but they can't make a big turn? Or when you two are awake, let the breath in your body be restrained enough to not be noticed by the hail, it's better The breath you left on the bed is conspicuous?"

Mori Shinken went to look at the window of his bedroom, but there was no sign of being hit.

Me: "I still don't know much about this energy, but I suggest that you focus on the basics of sword training from today on. Take a wooden stick, or buy an old sword. In short, you need to practice Sword. Although purely in terms of results, there is no difference between sword training and physical training as long as they are both in place, but after all, I am much more familiar with sword training, so I can only give you the most appropriate training if you choose to practice swords. Guidance to improve your training efficiency."

Me: "Take tomorrow as the end of the world and train seriously."

Yao Guangzui: "Didn't you say you need to prepare supplies?"

Me: "It's impossible for you to use it for training all day, how can you have that kind of physical fitness. You can buy it after training."

Although Yao Guangzui felt uneasy thinking about the weather in the past few months, he felt that it was not the end of the world. Although he could make some preparations just in case, there was no need to disrupt his normal life.

Regarding this idea, I did not seriously persuade it, because it is indeed possible that the high active energy will not increase its concentration for a long time in the future, and then the climate will be so weird, which will cause local panic, but it will not be destroyed keep going.The social structure will not collapse in a short period of time, so it is impossible to leave school, work, making money, and falling in love.

08382-be happy for a while

Mori Shenren's rented house only has one bedroom and one living room. It is obvious that Mori Shenren did not intend to invite guests to stay overnight when renting the house, so Yao Guangzui had only two choices after staying unexpectedly: [-]. Yao Guangzui slept in the living room; [-]. Yao Guangzui slept in Sen Shenren's bedroom, and Sen Shenren slept in the living room.

Anyway, it definitely can't be three, Yao Guangzui and Sen Shenren sleep in the bedroom together.

Yao Guangzui: "It must be me sleeping in the living room, senior, you must not be humble. I have good reasons to support my choice: First, the length of the sofa, I can barely sleep with my feet slightly curled up, but it will be too uncomfortable for you to sleep ; Second, more importantly, I can't sleep in your bed."

Mori Shenren: "I won't give in to you, and I dare not let you sleep in my bed. If you sleep for one night, you will leave tomorrow regardless of whether you can fall asleep. I will lie on that bed for the next few days or not. ?”

Yao Guangzui smiled unreservedly.

Mori Shinken looked at him helplessly.

Yao Guangzui's smile faded slightly, and he said: "I know, there is still a very fatal problem between us, I really shouldn't be happy like a fool, but... I am happy. As long as I think of you I can’t stop being happy when I personally and face-to-face said that I like me. You can start thinking about the practical problems of the future tomorrow, and now I just want to be happy for a while because of your liking.”

Mori Shinken: "Well, okay, approved."

Me: "On the bright side, if the end of the world is coming soon, you don't have to think about whether your relationship will break up and kill each other ten years later; if you will die in a drastic change in the world environment next year, then next year Before you come, you can have a hearty love."

Mori Shenren looked at my speech, clicked on my profile picture, lingered on the "Move to Blacklist" for a while, and finally took a look at Yao Guangzui, and let me go.

Yao Guangzui: "It's okay, just block if you want to block, and come back after the anger is over."

Me: "Yes, it's okay, if I have something to let you know, then even if you block me, I can jump out of the blacklist and notify you."

Pei Bing: "A young couple who have just told each other about their love is creating a pink atmosphere. What are you talking about? Can't you learn how to fall in love quietly? Although their love seems to be unable to avoid you and has no privacy. There's room, but can you pretend that they have a two-person world?"

Pei Kong: "If Yao Guangzui and Yao Guangzui have the opportunity to engage in intimate sports, does someone still plan to show them the Acacia religious materials? Is this an occasion where you need to show off? They lack your professional analysis and coldness. Is it a joke?"

I:"……"

08383- panic

I remedied and said in the energy group: "You can treat me as a cat, and you don't have to worry about what you want to say or do. I have indeed been active in the form of a cat for several years."

Yao Guangzui's thinking is more in sync with mine: "Even if I'm just stared at by a cat, I'm too embarrassed to do...some exercises."

Me: "Really? If there was only one chance, if you could only choose to throw Mori Shinken against my gaze, or give up the only chance to be intimate with Mori Shinken, would you really choose the latter?"

Yao Guangzui looked at Sen Shenren: "Hmm..."

Mori Shinken smiled and shook his head, went back to the bedroom and closed the door.

At night, Yao Guangzui lay on the sofa separated from Mori Shenren by the door and couldn't sleep, so he went to browse various webpages, and found that there were many cases of illness, injury, overcrowded hospitals, and out-of-stock medicines on various forums. class information.Yao Guangzui became more and more sober, and then he just sat up and looked at all kinds of complaints and worries with various external manifestations but the same core, and asked me:

"Is it possible that these are also caused by high active energy?"

Me: "I have to get close to those people and check their physical data to be sure, but high active energy may indeed cause a wide range of injuries. The city you are in now may not be too bad from the perspective of energy hazards." Okay, because the energy has prompted the appearance of a violent hailstorm, there may be no room for deep intrusion into the human body for the time being, but in other areas where there is no abnormal weather disturbance, the highly active energy may have caused more threatening and fundamental damage."

Yao Guangzui: "Should I suspend school and go home?"

Me: "I don't know. Although the injuries at this stage have put a lot of pressure on the medical system, they are not yet at the level of defeat. It may be balanced after a period of time. At that time, you will be idle at home."

Yao Guangzui: "That's right. I ran home at this time as if expecting to see the end of the world. It's really unlucky."

Yao Guangzui turned off the webpage and switched to class groups.Many people in his class were still awake, discussing the hailstorm during the day, the recent abnormal weather, and predicting the difficult living environment in the future based on various disaster movies, nothing real.

After a while, several messages from Sen Shenren popped up in the energy group that Yao Guangzui put on the top, they were all news, and they all had similar content: people and animals suddenly lost their minds and bit the same kind randomly.People bite off human flesh, cats kill cats, and hamsters eat hamsters.