Xiu Erdai's daily essays

08336-had the same idea

Yao Guangzui: "Let me tell you, you shouldn't doubt the senior's character. The senior is indeed a bit cold, defensive, and doesn't like to make friends with people, but he is definitely not a person who takes pleasure in playing with people's hearts. The prerequisite for playing with people's hearts is to be close to people's hearts, but the senior prefers to stay away. At most, he will ignore others when they are in a desperate situation, but he will not deliberately push people into a desperate situation."

Yao Guangzui: "It cannot be said that the senior is a good person in the absolute sense, but he is certainly not a villain who will be criticized by the public. The senior is just... my lovely sweetheart."

...Speak as you speak, why are you blushing?The previous analysis is still decent, what is the final landing point?

The rain is getting lighter and the air is thick with water vapor.My information collection form is a bit more.For example, I can hear voices far beyond Yao Guangzui's hearing range, including the whispering of two people in a room in a building hundreds of meters away; another example is that I can use water vapor as a mirror, and see everything within a kilometer without blind spots. Everything; for example, I can smell a drop of red ink in a corner of the building next door.

I reported this sad fact to Yao Guangzui: "Your body can restrain my body's activities, but it seems that it is becoming more and more impossible to restrain my strength. Sooner or later, I will be able to fully understand your world without leaving your body."

Yao Guangzui: "Why do you think your words are so dirty? I don't know where your body is. Whether you can leave me or not is up to you. I didn't imprison you."

Me: "I'm telling you that I might dominate your world in the future."

Yao Guangzui: "Actually, before I fell in love with my senior at first sight, the thing I thought about the most in my spare time was how to dominate the world. At that time, I really imagined that I knew all the information in the world, mastered everyone's weaknesses and secrets, If you catch a rich person, you can use their secrets to threaten them to give me money. So your personality was born in that period? Then why did you wait until now to say hello to me?"

Yao Guangzui: "Ah! Did you wear my body and do something before I realized it? Like going out to break the law while I was sleeping? Are you sure you weren't caught by surveillance? Or did you choose Are the perpetrators of the type who have serious ghosts and dare not call the police?"

Me: "...You should concentrate on chasing your male god. Let the thoughts of the second year pass after you graduate. Say it again, I am not your other personality."

Yao Guangzui did not believe everything, nor did he not believe everything.Anyway, Yao Guangzui will always keep his doubts about having multiple personalities until he sees the real evidence; but if there is clear evidence to prove my identity as a visitor from another world, he will not be unacceptable.

08337- get along

Me: "Actually, if you suspect that you have a mental problem, the most important thing you should do is seek medical attention instead of talking nonsense with me."

Yao Guangzui: "Going to the doctor is a waste of time. I don't have much time to spend with my seniors. After seeing the doctor, if the doctor advises me to take a rest from school, should I listen or not? When I found out about my condition, it’s fine if those people scolded me for harming others, and it’s possible that the senior would be implicated and said, ‘Look, this is the one who was picked up by the mentally ill, maybe he’s also sick’, so the senior is too wronged, right?”

Me: "You think too far."

Yao Guangzui: "When you love someone, of course you have to make long-term plans for him."

At this time, the three dormmates who were in a panic returned to the dormitory and said to Yao Guangzui:

"The rain was too sudden. The good friendship was completely destroyed by the heavy rain."

"Although weather forecasts are often unreliable, today's unreliability is too exaggerated. There is no warning in advance for such a heavy rain."

"Xiaoyao, you left the social activities for the sake of your male god and avoided the rain. Does this mean that the male god blessed you?"

Yao Guangzui: "Of course. My male god is the guiding light of my life. As long as I follow the male god, I will always find the right path."

Me: "This is not like a declaration of love. Deifying your sweetheart too much will increase the failure rate of love."

Yao Guangzui said to me in his heart: "Then tell me, how can I increase the probability of a successful relationship with my senior?"

Me: "You really know how to ask questions. I have a single mother and child, so I don't know. But judging from my layman's perspective, if you maintain the current pursuit method, the success rate is probably negligible?"

Yao Guangzui: "Oh...so I don't work hard for success at all, I just want to leave more good memories. This attempt is not too much, right?"

Me: "It doesn't matter what I say, you have to ask Sen Shenren."

My relationship with Yao Guangzui went smoothly at the beginning, and we got along well afterwards. Before the final exam of this semester, he and I should already be considered friends. After memorizing the information and the previous real test questions verbatim, he was moved to position me as a close friend.

Yao Guangzui: "I leave all the recitation questions to you buddy. It saved me a lot of time."

Then you have more time to watch male gods, right?If you think well, I won't help you cheat.

08338-Preferential treatment of the god of learning

The winter vacation comes after the final exam, but Yao Guangzui doesn't look forward to it, because it means that he won't see Mori Shenren for a long time.

Yao Guangzui: "During the summer vacation, I can still use part-time work as an excuse not to go home and wander around the senior's company, but it is impossible for me not to go home during the Chinese New Year, and it is impossible for the senior to stay in the company all the time."

Me: "Shen Shenren's hometown is quite far from here, but the scenery seems to be pretty good. You can go there in the name of tourism. If you want to know a person, you have to understand the environment in which he lived when he was a child. The experience of a person's childhood is very important to this People often have fundamental influence."

Yao Guangzui: "If I have the opportunity to live with my senior for the rest of my life, I will find out - of course, with the consent of the senior, but with the distance between me and the senior, I still don't want to cross the line , is likely to be hated."

Yao Guangzui: "Senior didn't mention his hometown at all. Judging from the few words that came out, that place should have left him with very bad memories. I don't know whether he really went back to his hometown during the winter vacation, or whether he really went back to his hometown. It’s just a perfunctory excuse for everyone. If it were me, if I left a place I hated, I would definitely not go back regularly.”

Me: "Maybe it's because the family conditions are extremely poor, and the neighbors donated money to go to college. He was ashamed of that poverty experience, and he didn't want to be judged as ungrateful, so he didn't mention it and had to go back regularly?"

Yao Guangzui: "Impossible. The senior was the provincial top scorer in the college entrance examination. The scholarship given by his high school alone is enough for his tuition and living expenses during the entire university. In addition to other bonuses and sponsorships from various parties, even if he graduates from high school I received support from my neighbors before, and I must have paid it off before I went to college. Part of the success of the senior's company is due to his title of champion."

Yao Guangzui: "The title of No. [-] in the college entrance examination is still very valuable in the first one or two years. Of course, after waiting for a long time, and there is nothing new to say about No. [-], this title will be useless, and it will even become a joke. in accordance with."

Yao Guangzui: "Furthermore, seniors had patents, manuscript fees, and various competition prizes when they were in high school. Even if his family conditions are really bad—just pretend that his family didn't give him a penny—he wouldn't As for the situation where you owe a lot of favors for studying. In the environment of middle school, which is basically purely based on grades, as long as your grades are unshakable and you want to continue reading, you will definitely be able to read the book to the end."

Yao Guangzui: "Although the senior's hometown is not a first- and second-tier big city, it is not a poor and backward place. The economy, media, and educational conditions are all OK. I also looked for the interview after the senior won the top prize. I think The senior did not suffer any grievances in middle school, just like now, he is the god of learning and male god praised by everyone. And that high school is really proud of the scholarship."

08339-Rational analysis

Yao Guangzui: "It's just that when those people mentioned that the senior 'had lost his parents early, and the relatives who were his guardians in name were almost never seen', their attitude seemed a bit strange. The report said that the senior's parents were robbed and arrested. At that time, the senior was still in elementary school, so he was lucky to escape the murder because he lived in the school. There are also reports that it was not a robbery, but a murder of love."

Yao Guangzui: "However, because the incident happened for a long time, the media back then was not as pervasive as it is now, so there is not much information left, and even less trustworthy information. Many people spread some eye-catching stories in a mess. Horror nonsense."

Yao Guangzui was silent for a while, and patted himself on the head: "I agreed not to delve into the past of the senior. I don't have the qualifications. It's too dirty to check the privacy of my sweetheart behind the scenes. When the senior was interviewed as the number one scholar, he must have It was also very disturbing, so he only accepted the interviews of the two most mainstream media, and rejected the others, let alone accepting the advertisements that wanted to use the number one pick."

Me: "Because I am my sweetheart, and because I care about him all the time, I can't help but collect all kinds of information related to him. It would be best if I could get the information directly from him, but if I keep silent, It is inevitable that I will learn from the side and make a lot of guesses. It is human nature."

Yao Guangzui: "But it's too disrespectful."

Me: "If you don't know from the side, how can you know everything about this person? If you only know the side of this person who wants you to know, how can you be sure that you are not deceived or used by him? Information blocking is the most commonly used method. One of the pre-set steps of the next set. When in love, if you want your lover to be devoted to you, you often need to let your lover have no chance to compare yourself with others, and you can’t see your bad side, so that your lover feels that you are the best. Leave Not only can I not find a better lover after myself, but I may even be rejected by everyone."

Pei Yue: "PUA routine, this is not just a problem of scumbags."

Yao Guangzui: "I'm not in a relationship with my senior yet, and probably won't be in the future. There's a high probability that he and I will always be in the same school and have worked in the same department."

Me: "So what? Did you monitor his phone? Sneak into his room to peek at his password? Find some public information and do some personal analysis. If you don't analyze him, but analyze a stranger, and analyze the conclusion It’s just that you know it yourself, you don’t yell publicly, who can say that you are wrong? How can you be judged as disrespectful if you change it to analyze someone you know?”