Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 2013
08136-Scene switching
Uncle Long: "Why? I still think that I will surpass your father again in the future and beat him up. Why should I give up now? Are you killing your father's enemies?"
Me: "You yourself said that you envied having no burden before you die, so why did you blame me again? What's so important about you that I need my father to be on guard in advance, cleared up in advance, and be treated as a major enemy? Abandon your opponent in advance Can my father have the benefit of a needle? Hit my father? At least you have completed the transformation of the gods before blowing."
Uncle Long: "There is an old saying, don't bully young people into poverty."
Me: "Don't. Uncle Shi, you are really embarrassed to face me claiming to be a young man. If you haven't become a god of transformation after I enter Yuanying, maybe I will call you by your name."
Uncle Long: "It doesn't matter. Yunxia Sect disciples still care about this? It's like how respectful you are when you call me uncle."
Me: "Did you fight monsters well? I'm still waiting to collect monster materials. I've been chatting with me for so long, but I haven't turned on real-time video or audio, and only use text. Are you avoiding that you didn't fight seriously?" fact?"
Uncle Long sent me another video—still not real time, but a recording—and added: "I shot the second one, silly hat. Did you find something to shoot the first one?"
This time the video featured a large octopus.
Me: "How do I know that what you sent me is the scene of your current battle, or the previous record?"
Uncle Long: "You knew it when you received the corpse of the monster. Could it be that you can't tell how fresh the corpse of the monster is? Or do you think our next meeting will be many, many years later? Or do you think I Do you have the mood and the ability to keep the Nascent Soul-level monster corpses in a fresh state for a long time, just to find an opportunity to lie to you?"
Me: "It's really convincing. But why are the backgrounds of the two videos you sent me so different?"
Uncle Long: "After killing the first monster, the scenery around me changed drastically. If I hadn't reacted in time, I wouldn't even be able to recover the corpse of the monster. Although I was quick, I broke a pincer and threw it away. It was too far away, so I couldn't snatch it before the scene changed. So the scorpion corpse you traded later will also lack this pincer."
Me: "The value of the pliers is very high. It is suitable for refining offensive utensils, and the selling price of offensive utensils is often higher than that of auxiliary and defensive utensils of the same level."
Master Long: "I'm also very distressed. The pliers are half the size of a scorpion, and I just lost a large portion of Tongmingguo."
Me: "This is the disadvantage of not having high-standard storage utensils. If it were me, after breaking the pliers, I would definitely put the pliers in the small box and put them away immediately. No matter how the scene changes, I won't miss it." .”
08137-gentle
Me: "Uncle Long, do you want to consider customizing storage utensils from me? I can make you a spiritual storage utensil. I promise, this new spiritual utensil will disconnect everything from my little follower."
Uncle Long: "Storage artifacts are not as useful as you think. Isolating dangerous objects, adjusting the isolation strength in real time according to changes in dangerous objects, raising animals, building factories, etc. are not the basic functions of storage artifacts. Most storage artifacts are actually just storage bags with larger capacity and higher defense capabilities."
Uncle Long: "So, I'm not interested in owning a magic weapon for storage. I think my magic weapon for storage is enough."
Me: "But if you believe that you can enter the Mahayana stage, then even from the perspective of high defense, high capacity, and high concealment, you should switch to storage artifacts as soon as possible. Magic weapons will be eliminated sooner or later. They must be eliminated It is best to eliminate things as soon as possible to allow more time to improve the fitness of lifelong partners."
Uncle Long: "No, I don't think it's a problem for me to continue to use storage treasures after I reach the Mahayana period. Except for the sword, the highest treasures of other utensils are enough. I don't need to store a lot of expensive things for a long time. I need them temporarily. Buying or robbing is fine, and cultivating spirit artifacts is also quite troublesome."
Uncle Long: "Your brothers and sisters have storage spirits as early as you, but they hardly put effort into raising them, so there is almost no hope of upgrading those two storage spirits. For spirit weapons, This is actually strangulation, cold violence, and the premature death of life that could have been born. It is very wasteful."
Uncle Long: "Let's change it. If my sword falls into the hands of someone who doesn't cherish it, it will be used purely as a tool like Pei Sen Peimiao treats the storage spirit weapon, and only a single ability of the tool will be exerted. , without any expansion, my sword is equivalent to dead, which makes me feel very sad."
Uncle Long: "If I am not sure to treat a spiritual weapon like a family member, then I will not take possession of the spiritual weapon. I would rather endure the rigidity of the magic weapon and the fixed upper limit of the magic weapon, and I don't want to suffer because of greed. The small amount of convenience of spiritual weapons kills the development opportunities of spiritual weapons."
Uncle Long: "The spiritual weapon should fall into the hands of someone who can turn the spiritual weapon into a spiritual treasure. For example, you can be counted as one."
Me: "Thank you. But when I first raised Xiao Sui, I didn't think that I must make him a Lingbao."
Uncle Long: "There is nothing to blame for a child's simple thinking, but it would not be appropriate for a person of my cultivation level to pick up spiritual artifacts hastily to raise."
Me: "Although you don't show up most of the time, you are still gentle, Master Long. My father was not as gentle as you when he configured storage spirits for my brothers, sisters and me. He didn't care if the three of us could Turn the spiritual weapon into a spiritual treasure."
08138-Pre-feeling
Uncle Long: "He is gentle to the three of you. In order to let you three get one good point, he will not hesitate to let the spirit weapon suffer nine points bad. But in fact, in terms of probability, it will not be too bad, because people treat themselves It is hard not to have feelings for things that have been held since childhood and for a lifetime, but with feelings, there will be care, that is, to a certain extent, they will be well-raised, at least not beaten, scolded and humiliated, so that they can feed and protect If you don't get injured, then if this spirit weapon improves by itself, it still has a chance of becoming a spirit treasure."
Uncle Long: "Although cold violence is not small, it is not too scary in the self-centered group of monks. Lingbao is also a member of the monks, and it is not good to be too glassy."
Me: "If the magic weapon in your hand is upgraded to a spiritual weapon, will you continue to raise it?"
Uncle Long: "Being able to complete an upgrade by my side is its fate with me. Of course, if it is destined, we can continue to raise it. We can look forward to the second and more upgrades."
Me: "So if I give you a magic weapon, will you accept it?"
Uncle Long: "My storage utensils are originally magic weapons. The utensils I have used for a long time are basically magic weapons, so I don't need you to send them."
Me: "The magic weapon is too inappropriate. The spiritual weapon has already had a little consciousness, and it is similar to a living thing to get along with. The magic weapon is easy to use and has no emotional burden, just right?"
Master Long: "I think so."
Me: "When my father gave me the sword, did he choose the magic weapon based on this consideration?"
Uncle Long: "I don't know about this. Your father doesn't know how to share parenting experience with me. But from my understanding, if I give you the spiritual weapon directly, then when you take over the spiritual weapon sword, you Then you will perceive that the sword has pre-accumulated emotions, and that part of the emotion is born in a scene that has nothing to do with you, and may become a barrier between you and your sword."
Uncle Long: "And if you are given a magic weapon sword, the process from raising a magic weapon to a magic weapon is really long and difficult. Considering that you hadn't decided to choose a sword repair profession at that time, so your father probably didn't want to be strict on this point. Your xinxing, put some water on you."
Uncle Long: "On the premise of ensuring that all the emotions of your sword come from you, your father tried his best to give you the sword with the highest initial level."
Xiao Sui: "The pre-emotions won't be a barrier. I didn't have any pre-emotions before I met the owner as a spiritual weapon. It just didn't."
08139-luck plus strength
I asked Uncle Long: "What if this spirit weapon was handed over to me the moment the spirit weapon was refined? Is there still a problem of pre-existing emotions? Tool repair can directly refine the spirit weapon, Will that kind of refining instill emotion? Only by raising the magic weapon to the spiritual weapon like raising a child will the spiritual weapon get emotion? The spiritual weapon that is directly refined is still a blank sheet of paper in terms of emotion?"
Uncle Long: "There seems to be such a saying. If you want to get a professional answer, you should ask a weapon repairer. I just feel from the non-professional perspective of a sword repairer. Not so suitable as a tool, you have to get along, to feel whether each other’s personalities are compatible, if you can’t get along, it will involve problems such as breaking up, hurting feelings, and maybe there will be love killings, which is very troublesome.”
Me: "Uncle Long, every time I see this kind of place where you are more sentimental and delicate than my father, I am very surprised. Even if I already know that you have this quality, I will still be surprised when I actually meet you next time." .”
Master Long: "I'm more careful than you and your father."
Me: "So why did my father marry two Taoist couples, but you can't even fall in love once?"
Uncle Long: "Your father met his love partner only by luck. It's also luck to get a second Taoist couple."
Me: "Isn't it luck to be the first Taoist partner?"
Uncle Long: "No, when the relationship reaches a certain level, it will naturally be sublimated into a Taoist couple. Your father's luck as the first Taoist couple is only in meeting Sun Lijiao, who is his love partner. Later, he will adapt to each other and adjust his attitude for each other. It’s all the result of hard work.”
Me: "When my father adjusted the Dao for senior Sun Lijiao, did he consult the senior everywhere, or did he think about it secretly?"
Uncle Long: "Which senior did he seek advice from? You count how many Taoist couples there are in the Yunxia Sect, and then see if there are any common topics between each pair of Taoist couples, and then who do you think your father could ask for advice?" What about couples?"
Now, Xie Qin, Wei Yuanjing, Yan Gui and Duan Zhe are all Taoist couples in the Jindan period, and they all gave birth to children, and they all have children from the man's side. There's a lot in common, but the two pairs seem to have nothing to talk about even when they're face to face.
Uncle Long: "Two people who have become Taoist couples form a complete ring by themselves. When they meet the same complete ring, if there are no other auxiliary parts, then the two rings cannot be connected together. It can still hook up with other half rings, but it is only a brief touch, and it cannot be connected stably."
Me: "If there is tape, can two rings, or a ring and a half ring, be tied together?"
Uncle Long: "There are often deviations in this metaphor. I don't know if there is any fellow Taoist whose existence can be described as tape. Maybe you are a bit like it? So you got a Shameng?"
Me: "Maybe I'm mud, so after the sand falls into my domain, it sinks deep and can't get out?"
Uncle Long: "Why? I still think that I will surpass your father again in the future and beat him up. Why should I give up now? Are you killing your father's enemies?"
Me: "You yourself said that you envied having no burden before you die, so why did you blame me again? What's so important about you that I need my father to be on guard in advance, cleared up in advance, and be treated as a major enemy? Abandon your opponent in advance Can my father have the benefit of a needle? Hit my father? At least you have completed the transformation of the gods before blowing."
Uncle Long: "There is an old saying, don't bully young people into poverty."
Me: "Don't. Uncle Shi, you are really embarrassed to face me claiming to be a young man. If you haven't become a god of transformation after I enter Yuanying, maybe I will call you by your name."
Uncle Long: "It doesn't matter. Yunxia Sect disciples still care about this? It's like how respectful you are when you call me uncle."
Me: "Did you fight monsters well? I'm still waiting to collect monster materials. I've been chatting with me for so long, but I haven't turned on real-time video or audio, and only use text. Are you avoiding that you didn't fight seriously?" fact?"
Uncle Long sent me another video—still not real time, but a recording—and added: "I shot the second one, silly hat. Did you find something to shoot the first one?"
This time the video featured a large octopus.
Me: "How do I know that what you sent me is the scene of your current battle, or the previous record?"
Uncle Long: "You knew it when you received the corpse of the monster. Could it be that you can't tell how fresh the corpse of the monster is? Or do you think our next meeting will be many, many years later? Or do you think I Do you have the mood and the ability to keep the Nascent Soul-level monster corpses in a fresh state for a long time, just to find an opportunity to lie to you?"
Me: "It's really convincing. But why are the backgrounds of the two videos you sent me so different?"
Uncle Long: "After killing the first monster, the scenery around me changed drastically. If I hadn't reacted in time, I wouldn't even be able to recover the corpse of the monster. Although I was quick, I broke a pincer and threw it away. It was too far away, so I couldn't snatch it before the scene changed. So the scorpion corpse you traded later will also lack this pincer."
Me: "The value of the pliers is very high. It is suitable for refining offensive utensils, and the selling price of offensive utensils is often higher than that of auxiliary and defensive utensils of the same level."
Master Long: "I'm also very distressed. The pliers are half the size of a scorpion, and I just lost a large portion of Tongmingguo."
Me: "This is the disadvantage of not having high-standard storage utensils. If it were me, after breaking the pliers, I would definitely put the pliers in the small box and put them away immediately. No matter how the scene changes, I won't miss it." .”
08137-gentle
Me: "Uncle Long, do you want to consider customizing storage utensils from me? I can make you a spiritual storage utensil. I promise, this new spiritual utensil will disconnect everything from my little follower."
Uncle Long: "Storage artifacts are not as useful as you think. Isolating dangerous objects, adjusting the isolation strength in real time according to changes in dangerous objects, raising animals, building factories, etc. are not the basic functions of storage artifacts. Most storage artifacts are actually just storage bags with larger capacity and higher defense capabilities."
Uncle Long: "So, I'm not interested in owning a magic weapon for storage. I think my magic weapon for storage is enough."
Me: "But if you believe that you can enter the Mahayana stage, then even from the perspective of high defense, high capacity, and high concealment, you should switch to storage artifacts as soon as possible. Magic weapons will be eliminated sooner or later. They must be eliminated It is best to eliminate things as soon as possible to allow more time to improve the fitness of lifelong partners."
Uncle Long: "No, I don't think it's a problem for me to continue to use storage treasures after I reach the Mahayana period. Except for the sword, the highest treasures of other utensils are enough. I don't need to store a lot of expensive things for a long time. I need them temporarily. Buying or robbing is fine, and cultivating spirit artifacts is also quite troublesome."
Uncle Long: "Your brothers and sisters have storage spirits as early as you, but they hardly put effort into raising them, so there is almost no hope of upgrading those two storage spirits. For spirit weapons, This is actually strangulation, cold violence, and the premature death of life that could have been born. It is very wasteful."
Uncle Long: "Let's change it. If my sword falls into the hands of someone who doesn't cherish it, it will be used purely as a tool like Pei Sen Peimiao treats the storage spirit weapon, and only a single ability of the tool will be exerted. , without any expansion, my sword is equivalent to dead, which makes me feel very sad."
Uncle Long: "If I am not sure to treat a spiritual weapon like a family member, then I will not take possession of the spiritual weapon. I would rather endure the rigidity of the magic weapon and the fixed upper limit of the magic weapon, and I don't want to suffer because of greed. The small amount of convenience of spiritual weapons kills the development opportunities of spiritual weapons."
Uncle Long: "The spiritual weapon should fall into the hands of someone who can turn the spiritual weapon into a spiritual treasure. For example, you can be counted as one."
Me: "Thank you. But when I first raised Xiao Sui, I didn't think that I must make him a Lingbao."
Uncle Long: "There is nothing to blame for a child's simple thinking, but it would not be appropriate for a person of my cultivation level to pick up spiritual artifacts hastily to raise."
Me: "Although you don't show up most of the time, you are still gentle, Master Long. My father was not as gentle as you when he configured storage spirits for my brothers, sisters and me. He didn't care if the three of us could Turn the spiritual weapon into a spiritual treasure."
08138-Pre-feeling
Uncle Long: "He is gentle to the three of you. In order to let you three get one good point, he will not hesitate to let the spirit weapon suffer nine points bad. But in fact, in terms of probability, it will not be too bad, because people treat themselves It is hard not to have feelings for things that have been held since childhood and for a lifetime, but with feelings, there will be care, that is, to a certain extent, they will be well-raised, at least not beaten, scolded and humiliated, so that they can feed and protect If you don't get injured, then if this spirit weapon improves by itself, it still has a chance of becoming a spirit treasure."
Uncle Long: "Although cold violence is not small, it is not too scary in the self-centered group of monks. Lingbao is also a member of the monks, and it is not good to be too glassy."
Me: "If the magic weapon in your hand is upgraded to a spiritual weapon, will you continue to raise it?"
Uncle Long: "Being able to complete an upgrade by my side is its fate with me. Of course, if it is destined, we can continue to raise it. We can look forward to the second and more upgrades."
Me: "So if I give you a magic weapon, will you accept it?"
Uncle Long: "My storage utensils are originally magic weapons. The utensils I have used for a long time are basically magic weapons, so I don't need you to send them."
Me: "The magic weapon is too inappropriate. The spiritual weapon has already had a little consciousness, and it is similar to a living thing to get along with. The magic weapon is easy to use and has no emotional burden, just right?"
Master Long: "I think so."
Me: "When my father gave me the sword, did he choose the magic weapon based on this consideration?"
Uncle Long: "I don't know about this. Your father doesn't know how to share parenting experience with me. But from my understanding, if I give you the spiritual weapon directly, then when you take over the spiritual weapon sword, you Then you will perceive that the sword has pre-accumulated emotions, and that part of the emotion is born in a scene that has nothing to do with you, and may become a barrier between you and your sword."
Uncle Long: "And if you are given a magic weapon sword, the process from raising a magic weapon to a magic weapon is really long and difficult. Considering that you hadn't decided to choose a sword repair profession at that time, so your father probably didn't want to be strict on this point. Your xinxing, put some water on you."
Uncle Long: "On the premise of ensuring that all the emotions of your sword come from you, your father tried his best to give you the sword with the highest initial level."
Xiao Sui: "The pre-emotions won't be a barrier. I didn't have any pre-emotions before I met the owner as a spiritual weapon. It just didn't."
08139-luck plus strength
I asked Uncle Long: "What if this spirit weapon was handed over to me the moment the spirit weapon was refined? Is there still a problem of pre-existing emotions? Tool repair can directly refine the spirit weapon, Will that kind of refining instill emotion? Only by raising the magic weapon to the spiritual weapon like raising a child will the spiritual weapon get emotion? The spiritual weapon that is directly refined is still a blank sheet of paper in terms of emotion?"
Uncle Long: "There seems to be such a saying. If you want to get a professional answer, you should ask a weapon repairer. I just feel from the non-professional perspective of a sword repairer. Not so suitable as a tool, you have to get along, to feel whether each other’s personalities are compatible, if you can’t get along, it will involve problems such as breaking up, hurting feelings, and maybe there will be love killings, which is very troublesome.”
Me: "Uncle Long, every time I see this kind of place where you are more sentimental and delicate than my father, I am very surprised. Even if I already know that you have this quality, I will still be surprised when I actually meet you next time." .”
Master Long: "I'm more careful than you and your father."
Me: "So why did my father marry two Taoist couples, but you can't even fall in love once?"
Uncle Long: "Your father met his love partner only by luck. It's also luck to get a second Taoist couple."
Me: "Isn't it luck to be the first Taoist partner?"
Uncle Long: "No, when the relationship reaches a certain level, it will naturally be sublimated into a Taoist couple. Your father's luck as the first Taoist couple is only in meeting Sun Lijiao, who is his love partner. Later, he will adapt to each other and adjust his attitude for each other. It’s all the result of hard work.”
Me: "When my father adjusted the Dao for senior Sun Lijiao, did he consult the senior everywhere, or did he think about it secretly?"
Uncle Long: "Which senior did he seek advice from? You count how many Taoist couples there are in the Yunxia Sect, and then see if there are any common topics between each pair of Taoist couples, and then who do you think your father could ask for advice?" What about couples?"
Now, Xie Qin, Wei Yuanjing, Yan Gui and Duan Zhe are all Taoist couples in the Jindan period, and they all gave birth to children, and they all have children from the man's side. There's a lot in common, but the two pairs seem to have nothing to talk about even when they're face to face.
Uncle Long: "Two people who have become Taoist couples form a complete ring by themselves. When they meet the same complete ring, if there are no other auxiliary parts, then the two rings cannot be connected together. It can still hook up with other half rings, but it is only a brief touch, and it cannot be connected stably."
Me: "If there is tape, can two rings, or a ring and a half ring, be tied together?"
Uncle Long: "There are often deviations in this metaphor. I don't know if there is any fellow Taoist whose existence can be described as tape. Maybe you are a bit like it? So you got a Shameng?"
Me: "Maybe I'm mud, so after the sand falls into my domain, it sinks deep and can't get out?"
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