Xiu Erdai's daily essays

08064-Not a male god

Zhou Lige: "The channels themselves are indeed diverse, but people don't read all the information from all the channels every day, and they don't compare all the differences in all the statements in different channels after seeing a piece of information. After choosing a channel I like, I will not move, and then I will only receive information in this channel style for a long time. I have built an information wall for myself, which is what is often called an information cocoon.”

Zhou Lige: "From time to time, someone will help list the differences in information from different channels to help others see the truth, but those lists must reflect the lister's own emotional bias and understanding level limitations, or it is simply a deliberate distortion. Also That said, that could be another layer of misleading."

Zhou Lige: "As long as there is no comprehensive understanding, cognitive bias will inevitably appear, and then it will be exploited by those who want to. When people find that the 'guess you like' function on various platforms is becoming more and more intimate, they should be alert to themselves The various information I see is also guessed by the platforms as "the content and expression I like". If you only look at what you like for a long time, do you feel that the world should revolve around you? Will you be an occasional When you see something that doesn't suit your liking, do you feel that the existence of that thing is a mistake?"

Me: "A single person may be deceived, but many people can always complement each other when mixed together?"

Zhou Lige: "Where do you get mixed up? The same small forum? The same classroom? The same office? The same floor of the house? Or a short-term partner you met while traveling? It's all the same thing. In the end, only accept what you like, ignore what you don't like Yes, I put myself in a suit."

A girl with an obvious student temperament came over and said, "Mr. Zhou, Lao Wang asked us to go to help exorcising ghosts at midnight in three days' time."

Zhou Lige put on a straight face: "Speak well, don't get angry."

The girl paused and corrected: "Teacher Wang Beidian said that the ghost exorcism ceremony will be officially held at midnight three days later, and we will all show up at that time, and we must be photographed by the media. Please try to bring your communicator with you these two days. Temporary dispatch notices may be available."

Zhou Lige: "Understood. You put your temper back. What's the fuss about? Is it a good thing for explosives to go to the grave? You don't know how to restrain yourself in front of male gods."

The girl glanced at me: "This is not my male god, I like strong ones. I prefer to be girlfriends with this kind of beautiful ones, and I don't need to hide myself in front of them. Shaohao Pei, the place to meet this time is not very good , I hope we can meet in a beautiful tomb next time."

08065-[-] dimensional

Me: "Don't mortal girls your age think of me as the object of sexual fantasies? In the previous generations, girls often sent me love letters, but this generation seems to be very rare."

Girl: "Love needs a sense of mystery. Almost all of our generation have known you, Young Master Pei, since they learned to surf the Internet. You must be three or five years old at the latest. You can watch toy cars, dolls, stickers, etc. Almost, and then about ten years later when we enter puberty, that is, we have known you unilaterally for ten years, it is really difficult to change your position from a childhood playmate to a love object. Bamboo horses are generally difficult to beat the sky. "

Girl: "Also, when we were young, our parents would say 'if only my daughter/son were as beautiful/smart/strong as Young Master Pei...'. This is someone else's child, and many people hate it After you, when I can rationally look at this issue, although I can realize that you are innocent, but at most, I have changed from disgust to indifference, I hope to maintain a passer-by relationship with you, and I have absolutely no interest in sexualizing you."

Me: "I see."

Girl: "Of course not all of them are like this. I also know some girls who regard you as their first love. As the saying goes, most first loves will fail, so compared to those who often lead to abortion, slitting wrists, jumping off buildings, cursing, and messed up exam results." For your first love, it is at least safe to fall in love with you unilaterally, as safe as falling in love with a paper man."

Girl: "Young Master Pei, although you still look young and beautiful, we all know that you are too old for this generation of mortals." She glanced at Zhou Lige and continued, "Older than Lao Zhou. "

Girl: "So we have only two options. One, treat you as a paper man and only watch from a distance, which has nothing to do with love; two, when thinking about falling in love with you, think of your grandmother—maybe including Grandfather—I also had this kind of thought, and then I looked at the wrinkled face of grandma and grandpa... Sorry, love is very realistic, and it is difficult for us to control ourselves from imagining your old-fashioned appearance."

Zhou Lige: "What is old age?"

Me: "I think even if I really enter the old age, I will be a very energetic old man who makes trouble."

The girl smiled and said: "In short, I just feel that you, Young Master Pei, are far away from us, as far away as the Great Cultivation School. I can occasionally read your relevant information and make a wish to you, but it has nothing to do with real life. Even if sometimes When we write love letters to you, we are more expressing our own youthful feelings, not really expressing love to you."

Me: "Thank you for clarifying."

Girl: "You don't belong to our three-dimensional, but compared to the real Two-dimensional, you still have to be more real, and you also gave us a little chance to interact face-to-face, so it's two-dimensional."

I nodded.

08066 - Warning in small circles

Girl: "A lot of people want to fuck you and still want to let you know, and there are only a few people who continue to fuck you, how do you feel? The former really doesn't make you feel...disgusting? Although I think most people’s obscenity still has a sense of shame, and it is more about expressing goodwill and liking, but I am also sure that someone will send you very obscene and foul-smelling sentences and pictures.”

Girl: "A friend of mine once met a suitor who was very... on the edge of the law. My friend was forced to pick up a knife and prepare to die with that person. Fortunately... although the word may not be used here, But I really feel lucky that the day my friend picked up the knife and before he could meet the man, the man fell into the river and drowned himself."

Girl: "Mr. Zhou also knows about this. When the police investigated the cause of the pervert's death, they also checked whether my friend did it. Fortunately, because my friend was in a poor mental state those days, there were people watching her all the time. Zhou The old man even took her to see an exhibition, and the pervert died when my friend and Mr. Zhou were watching the exhibition together, the alibi is sufficient, otherwise I would have been dragged down by that pervert for the rest of my life."

Me: "It's not the same, I won't be dragged down by perverts, my self-preservation ability is determined, all those pornography sent to me are just incompetent screams. After I forcefully charged them a few times, they Settle down."

Girl: "Charge? About disgusting private messages? Why haven't I heard of it?"

Me: "Because that is the behavior of a very small number of people. If I inform the public, you will inevitably know some of the specific content they posted. It will hurt your eyes and your soul, so I only stay in the small circle of those people. There is a warning here. The charging process is very simple, and you probably don’t want to know about monks, so I’ll just talk about mortals.”

Me: "When all mortals send me messages, I will record their communication numbers and the coordinates where they are when they send messages, and then when I need to deal with some senders, I will first lock them according to their communication numbers. The registered identity of the number. Generally, the registered identity is the user himself, but because there are occasional situations where it is not the case—the proportion of this situation is particularly high when doing bad things—so it is necessary to check the time point in which the registered identity was recorded before Are you in the recorded coordinates, if not, you need to consider the situation of the number being borrowed or misappropriated, and then gradually identify the perpetrator based on other information.”

Me: "After confirming the perpetrator, I can send the reading group to that person's vicinity; if it is an emergency, you can also skip the confirmation step and send the group directly according to the sender's coordinates, but because of energy interference and other issues, If there was more than one person near that coordinate at that time, it is possible to find the wrong target, so it is best to combine multiple clues to avoid errors."

Me: "After the reading group is in place, whether to rob him of his money or to beat him up is in my mind. Usually it is to rob him of money and prevent him from robbing others because he has no money."

08067 - only skin is young

Girl: "You stole his money, and you don't allow him to obtain money by illegal means. What will happen to him in the end?"

Me: "Find a serious job and work hard. Usually these people have poor ability to do serious work and have no professional skills, so the jobs they can find are often highly substitutable, selling their physical strength, and low wages. , they are very tired, and after a few days, they will start to change their minds again. Anyway, if they break the law, I will ask the reading group to stop them, or call the police. After repeated several times, they may not be able to concentrate on work, but they will definitely If you regret offending me, you won’t send me disgusting messages again.”

Me: "After a few months of observation and I'm sure I've frightened them, I will take back the review group. For at least the next month, the police need to pay special attention to these guys who have just lifted the ban. After they realize that I really don't monitor them, they will They will usually go crazy at least once. If they are crazy enough, they will be sent to jail; if not, they will realize that although my surveillance is gone, the laws of the mortal world will be everywhere accompany them for life.”

Girl: "I was just scared, not sincerely repented."

Me: "Why do you care if they are sincere or not? Just make sure that their behavior will not harm you."

Girl: "But those kind of people keep having disgusting thoughts in their hearts. Who knows if they will put it into practice and make a big one someday?"

Me: "There are a lot of people with malice in their hearts, and there are also many people who hurt the world whenever they have the opportunity. We can't kill them all before they turn their malice into reality. We can take precautions, but we can't be too aggressive, and we can't be too aggressive." Pursue the absolute good."

Me: "Appropriate contact with some disgusting things can help you understand the lower limit of human nature, and then understand the upper limit of human nature. Light and shadow have always been two sides of the same body. When accepting one side, you must also accept the other side."

Girl: "Look, the old man's preaching."

I:"……"

Pei Kong: "This comment is very reasonable and accurate."

Pei Bing: "You wear a young and beautiful skin, but your mentality is already full of wrinkles?"

Mao Qiu: "So people who are young inside and out have already expelled Pei Lin from the list of romantic fantasies."