Xiu Erdai's daily essays

08028-No big or small

Shi Bolin laughed, and finally looked less patriarchal, and said, "Let's go. I think something good will happen in the ancient cemetery, and I can't wait to verify it."

Shi Chengye: "Why do I feel that something that will make my heart jump?"

Shi Bolin: "There is no contradiction. It can make you happy while making me happy."

Shi Ciran: "What about me?"

Shi Bolin: "What is your own feeling?"

Shi Ciran: "I don't feel it. Now I only see the excitement of Bolin Patriarch and know that Bolin Patriarch will take me to play."

Shi Chengye: "That means neither good nor bad for you, you are purely a spectator."

Shi Ciran fiddled with the talisman Shi Bolin gave her, looking for the best position on her body, and at the same time responded indifferently: "That's fine too. The performer, the one being beaten in the face, and the audience are all indispensable."

Shi Chengye: "Who got slapped in the face? You're a little girl from the internship period."

Shi Ciran finally stuck the talisman to his waist, and looked at Shi Chengye provocatively: "You will also call me Patriarch in the future. And I spend more time with you than Bolin Patriarch. If You bully me now, and I will wear small shoes for you in the future."

Shi Chengye: "First of all, you have to make sure you remember to bully, and secondly, you have to make sure you remember to take revenge."

I asked Shi Bolin: "Is poor memory inherited from your family?"

Shi Bolin: "No. Most of the Shi family members are big-hearted and careless, but their memory is fine."

Shi Chengye: "But those who have cultivated themselves often have problems with their memory. The higher the level of cultivation, the more problems there are with memory."

Shi Ciran: "My memory is fine. It should be that the higher the cultivation base, the less fussy it is, and then it seems to people who don't know that we can't remember. In fact, we remember, but we don't mention it repeatedly. No retaliation."

Shi Bolin: "No, that's you, I have a really bad memory. Anything that I don't care about now, I may really forget it in three months."

Shi Ciran: "It's good to sleep with an empty head, oh, no, Jindan stage doesn't need to sleep."

Shi Bolin: "You can also take a break to improve the effect of meditation."

Shi Ciran: "That's still a good thing."

Shi Bolin: "Yes, they are all good things."

The Shi family's painting style, which is not big or small, seems to be related to Yunxiazong.

08029-Can't stop

Shi Chengye: "Oh, by the way, Patriarch Bo Lin, your parents said they would come to see you, and they have already boarded the plane. You should be able to see them when you come back here at night."

Shi Bolin: "Why did you come all the way here? I'm old, if they want to see me, I'll just go home and show them. And I went back last week, and I was fed a pot of soup .”

Shi Ciran: "I can answer this question. I eavesdropped on the call between Uncle Cheng Ye and the second elder. The two of them came to watch the fun. The original sentence was, 'My Jin Danqi son is there, and I can get the special class. It’s the only time my son can use it.”

Shi Chengye: "How did you overhear? I'm sure I locked the door when I was talking."

Shi Ciran: "A wiretapping talisman."

Shi Chengye looked at Mei Fuku.

Daoist Mei, who was suddenly drawn into the family drama, let out an 'ah', then 'uh' for a few seconds, and finally admitted honestly: "I taught you how to draw."

Shi Bolin asked Shi Ciran: "Don't you want to be an array cultivator?"

Shi Ciran: "Isn't drawing amulets the basis of array cultivation?"

Shi Bolin: "This is really not the case. Talismans and arrays are on the same level."

Shi Ciran: "But Patriarch Bolin, you are already a talisman cultivator. If I also become a talisman cultivator, the professions will overlap, which will not be conducive to the expansion of the family's business scope."

Shi Chengye: "You can save yourself, one idea a day, if the Shi family follows your idea, then the scope of business will really expand infinitely, but I don't know where the requiem business will go."

Shi Bolin: "Cheng Ye, after my parents come, you hold them steady, and don't let them crowd towards the cemetery. They are always overconfident about their physical condition."

Shi Chengye: "I can't stop you, Patriarch, they are your parents, Patriarch, and they have a detached status in the Shi family. I can't tie them with a rope, can I?"

Shi Bolin: "If you don't listen to my advice, tie them up. Anyway, don't let them step out of this hotel after they come."

After thinking about it, Shi Bolin took out a cage: "Tie them up and struggle and they will be easily injured. You'd better find a way to lure them into it. After they roll and bump into the cage, they feel soft and safe."

Shi Chengye: "Why don't you lie to yourself? You can catch up if you come back early after seeing the cemetery. Their plane landed at six o'clock, so it should be around seven o'clock here. You just need to come back before seven o'clock."

08030-can do

Shi Bolin greeted Shi Ciran and Mei Fuku and walked out of the hotel, leaving Shi Chengye humming: "Just spoil them. Too much spoiling will cause problems. Don't try to blame me for everything. When I was a child You can't even hug me."

Shi Ciran: "Uncle Cheng Ye is really nagging more and more. Is it inevitable for any leader to avoid this problem? But he is just a small leader. He has really poor resistance and doesn't learn well."

Shi Bolin: "You also have leadership potential."

Shi Bolin asked me: "Second son, how can we control disobedient parents?"

Me: "... I don't know, I haven't encountered this problem before."

Shi Bolin: "You can simulate it to prepare for the future."

Me: "Actually, I never expected my cultivation to be higher than my father's, so I don't think I can control what my father wants to do. I still expect my father to control me for the rest of my life."

Pei Bing: "Elder Pei Ji is so sad."

Shi Bolin: "My parents have become older and younger over the years, and they are especially good at acting."

Me: "Maybe it's because you're not by their side, they are lonely? You can take them to Yunxiazong to live for a while, until you get annoyed when you see each other, and then send them back to Shi's house, After that, I will pick up a few months every year-don't worry, between relatives, you will imagine the beauty of each other if you don't see each other for a long time. Once you meet every day, there will definitely be more conflicts, so the balance will be balanced in the past half a year or far. .”

Shi Bolin: "No. No one in Yunxia Sect will listen to them giving orders, let alone half a year, they can't survive a week. Their current work has a sense of venting like a daughter-in-law becoming a mother-in-law. And they don't actually miss me. , in fact, if it wasn't for an accidental pregnancy, they didn't plan to have a baby."

Shi Bolin: "After my birth was detected to be the root of three spirits, someone persuaded my parents, 'You won't keep this child for long. You should have another one while you are young', my parents firmly refused, saying, 'This One is an accident. We got pregnant with him because of inexperience and carelessness, and we will definitely not make the same mistake again', and then we never got pregnant again."

Shi Bolin: "Once my mother was drinking too much and slipped the tongue. She said, 'Fortunately, you can become a monk. Otherwise, if you spend your whole life working in the Shi family, wouldn't we have to work with you for the rest of your life after we raised you? That's too uncomfortable. Yes. If people want to maintain a good relationship, they must have a sufficient distance'."

Shi Bolin: "My dad also said, 'If we didn't know that you would soon enter the sect of cultivation, and a group of people in the family often took you away from us in order to borrow your intuition, we would definitely not be able to spoil you. You If it weren't for the three spirit roots, our father-son relationship would definitely be much colder'."

08031-Evenly distributed injustice is also fair

Shi Ciran: "They lie to you, they just want you to miss them more. Just like when you were young, they coaxed you to call them father and mother instead of parents, just trying to make them look special."

Shi Ciran: "There is no elder in our Shi family who doesn't dote on the younger generation. They even dote on me who know that they will be their ancestors' five spirit roots. It should be taken for granted. It is pampering, caring, doting, the emotion of the elders towards the younger generation, not the flattery of investing in advance for the future."

Shi Bolin: "The Shi family will actually be flattering."

Shi Ciran: "The Shi family doesn't have that kind of brains. The Shi family simply can't understand the relationship between superiors and subordinates from the bottom of their hearts. You see, I am so disrespectful to you now. There is a big gap between two levels, and it is a gap that I can't hope to catch up in this life. , but I still don’t feel that I need to respect you, and I prefer to regard you as an elder who can be coquettish, rather than a powerful person who needs to be feared.”

Shi Bolin: "I'm not very capable. Can you feel awe of this senior Pei?"

Shi Ciran: "Senior Pei is also a special case. The halo of beauty idols is greater than everything else. At best, I can control myself not to blaspheme beauty, but it's hard to be afraid. How about you, senior sister?"

Mei Fuku: "It's better to see in the video, but I'm still a little scared when I see the real person. It's not that I'm afraid of being hurt or calculated. Rationally, I believe that kind of thing won't happen, but emotionally...may be awe of cultivation Right? Seeing my cultivation level, which is absolutely impossible to achieve in my life, being used on a living person as if it is daily, I am very envious, then feel sorry for myself, and then lament the indifference of fate."

Mei Fuku: "It is destined not to be mine, so I can't get it, I can only look up."

Me: "Theoretically speaking, five spiritual roots have a chance to enter the golden elixir."

Mei Fuku: "But it's very difficult, very difficult, and it takes a desperate effort to achieve it. I can't do that kind of hard work. 'Destined' means that laziness and not hard work are also my destiny. After lying down, life will be easy. too much."

Shi Ciran: "At any rate, you should also say something like 'I have to work hard to barely enter the golden core stage, but for single, double, and triple spiritual roots, it is a routine step that can be achieved step by step. It's not fair, I don't accept it', etc. Well."

Mei Fuku: "Then there are too many things I don't agree with. For example, you have such a big family and relatives, but I am an orphan; some people have a fortune of hundreds of millions at birth, and I have to go on business after I have worked hard to enter the cultivation sect. Earn extra money to buy new game cards; some people are inexplicably attracted to the opposite sex, and change three girlfriends a month, I have grown up to this age but I have never had a relationship, and the opposite sex never calls me.”

Mei Fuku: "There is injustice everywhere, but the injustice everywhere is also the greatest fairness. You are better than me, and others are better than you. It is impossible for everyone to be number one in the world, even if they are born good. Resourceful and popular like Young Master Pei, he would also say that he finds it difficult to surpass his father."

Me: "I still get whipped by my dad from time to time."

Shi Bolin: "Didn't you feel love during the beating?"

Shi Ciran: "As long as you feel happy, it doesn't matter even if you like something that many people think is weird. You know how you feel, and your own feelings are the most important. Other people's evaluations are nothing but deaf ears."