Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07972-biting

Me: "Didn't you contact me to investigate the level of my space control?"

Zangshu Pavilion: "We are investigating what you are doing? Have you seen the house number? This is Zangshu Pavilion, not the teaching office."

Me: "...the teaching office doesn't care about the students' mastery of skills that are not required by major courses, right? The teaching office only cares about universal skills."

Zangshu Pavilion: "Look at your comprehension ability, it's no wonder that the teaching department doesn't want to see you. First, the power of time and space is not universal enough? Didn't you talk about time and space, entering and exiting secret realms in the big class? Second, even the elders have some knowledge about skills After gaining a new understanding, I will also submit a copy of the materials to the teaching office, because high-level skills can be researched into simplified versions, weakened versions, split versions, and low-level versions. After the research is completed, they can be taught to the next generation of disciples .”

Me: "I think I have a lot of understanding of many skills. Why do I rarely ask for my experience in the teaching department? My understanding is often combined with multiple professions. Whether it works or not is hard to say, but in the circle of low cultivation It’s definitely unique.”

Zangshuge: "Does the major courses need uniqueness and integration? What they want is universality and separation. If you combine the introductory moves of Dharma cultivation and the introductory moves of alchemy cultivation, it will generally feel fresh to build the foundation alchemy period, but Will they find it easy to use? Is it easy to learn? Is it suitable to teach Faxiu or Danxiu? It is only suitable to teach separately after you have melted it. Unfortunately, what is disassembled is common sense that everyone knows, and it is not worth it. Additional records."

Me: "...What on earth are you guys contacting me about?" These sentences are heart-piercing, although I said stupid things first, but you don't have to fight back so hard, right?Does Zangshuge have to discriminate against low IQs like this...

Pei Yue: "Zangshuge is really touching when you scold people. The words are polite, the tone is rational, and the effect is heavy."

This requires the talent of Confucianism cultivators, and it is a good thing if you can learn it well.

Pei Kong: "Is it used to scold you after learning it?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "When the time comes, Fellow Daoist Kong and Pei Yue can join forces to form a partner to attack, maybe there will be a double effect."

Pei Yue: "The effect of adding milk to coffee?"

Pei Kong: "Which playhouse plot are you paying attention to?"

Pei Yue: "A lot. There are a lot of romantic plots related to eating and drinking."

That is.Living things have to eat and drink every day, so romance must not get around eating and drinking as long as it is not very divorced from reality.Firework gas is also a kind of fairy gas.

07973 - Review and First Time Recording

Zangshuge: "I am looking for you to write a report on the refining of dangerous energy. You should write it as you refine it, and write down the feelings of each step in time. Don't just write the summary after the refining is completed."

Me: "Even if I wait until the refinement is finished, I can write a lot."

Zangshuge: "It's not a question of how much. Looking back at the process at the end point is very different from directly recording the process, and the difference is unavoidable. It's like the elders who wrote about what they experienced during their Qi training period, and the current Qi training period. Write about what they're going through, even if it's the same thing, it's different."

Zangshuge: "The biggest difference lies in tone. Children write about children, and adults imitate children's tone and write about children. From the former, readers feel childish, while from the latter, they feel childish. What's more, the elder didn't bother to pretend to be tender when he wrote the memory story, so the sentence "I was stupid at that time" kept appearing when I wrote it. Don't go'."

Zangshu Pavilion: "It's like reading a movie review full of spoilers."

Zangshuge: "Of course we also need to collect film reviews, but they cannot be grouped together with the records of feelings during the experience."

Zangshuge: "We need to see the direct feelings you experienced at the time. It is a groping and tentative without spoilers."

Me: "Oh, ok, then I'll take notes. However, it will be bloated, as bloated as my daily essays, and the focus is blurred."

Zangshuge: "So in the end we need an original version, a dehydrated version, and a review and summary version. Is it possible? If you find it troublesome and don't want to, you can just say so."

Me: "Yes, it is possible, but is it necessary for the energy in the Sunshine Realm? This energy makes me uncomfortable, but it is not very poisonous. The key is that the Sunshine Secret Realm has a very low isolation from the main world, and it can be used at any time." To take energy samples, there have been a lot of related research before, and the refining method I am going to carry out is actually mostly based on the experience of the predecessors, plus a little bit of my own habits. It’s just that the teaching office is too lazy to talk to me set of methods."

Zangshuge: "You provide us with your original data, and we will give you back our analysis on this data, how about it?"

Me: "Will you really give back? Did Elder Huigu agree?"

Cangshu Pavilion: "Low cultivation is work that the staff can complete independently. Elder Hui generally does not express opinions. Not explicitly blocking it is tantamount to acquiescing."

Me: "Then what if Elder Hui stops you when your analysis report comes out and is about to be sent to me?"

Zangshuge: "That's bad luck for you, so you have no choice but to stop posting. Occasionally, the promises made through the department's communication channels cannot be fulfilled. You can complain about us, or you can scold us in the department's message area."

Then see you make a few perfunctory apologies?And never see you correct your mistakes?

07974 - Hidden Treasure Chest

When the mission department contacted me, my state of mind was relatively peaceful. After all, relatively speaking, the mission department should have clear work instructions when they approached me, rather than teasing me.

Task Office: "Have you focused your actions on private research now? Have you largely ignored the client?"

Me: "Hua Mengran and they complained about me?"

Task Office: "That's not yet, but we need to estimate the probability of complaints, and simulate how to respond to complaints about you. Although Blossoms Secret Realm is not a very important customer to us, after all, this The next mission comes from a very top expert in this secret realm. We need to ensure that when this mission is messed up, it will not affect the communication between Blossoms Secret Realm and other aspects of the main world. I hope that the responsibility for messing up the mission can be attributed to personal issues up, without spreading to the whole world."

Me: "...I'm sure I didn't do anything that directly violated the requirements of the mission. There is no requirement in the mission that I must stay with Huamengran during the entire period in the Sunshine Secret Realm. I just don't want to stay under the same roof as her." That's all, but I still pay close attention to the movements of Hua Mengran and her companions. I'm not sure what they do in the Sun Mystery Realm, but as long as their energy interacts with the Sun Sun Mystery Realm wall, that is, as long as they start preparing to leave the , I will definitely be able to discover and follow up at the first time."

Me: "When their party falls into the main world, I promise that I will not leave their team."

Task office: "Just focus on the key points. As long as the bottom line is not crooked, other details are easy to talk about. However, as professionals, we still need to remind you that in fact, tasks with a relatively large background stage, such as involving secret realms, ancient ruins, and social systems Wait, in addition to the direct requirements of the task itself, there are often some hidden hints. If you fail to meet these hidden requirements, the task is not considered a failure, and the client can't complain about it, but if you complete all the hidden details You can often get resources that far exceed the task rewards."

Task office: "For example, if you get the friendship of a secret royal family, when they need to do work related to the main world in the future, they will think of you first, give you some inside information, and bring you more opportunities."

Me: "It depends on fate. It is impossible for me to establish a friendship with someone I don't like, even if that friendship means huge benefits. So let this task end at the level of ordinary tasks. Except for the previously agreed I don't want any more treasure chests other than mission rewards."

07975-baby

Task office: "Oh, although there is nothing wrong with this way of handling, it is a bit of a waste after all."

Me: "Next time you try to arrange a task related to the unmanned secret realm for me. I really can't communicate with people. It may be a surprise to directly pinch the secret realm. It is best to open the unmanned secret realm for the first time. .”

Mission Office: "Dream you, there is no chance for us to explore the secret realm at the mission office. Even if that kind of thing is really linked to our mission office, it almost directly specifies the task executor. As long as you are not selected , you might not even know that this mission existed."

Me: "Let's just have a dream, what if it happens? Don't you have anything to talk to me about space skills?"

Task office: "Have you already talked about it? Let you not get obsessed with new skills and forget the task."

Me: "Okay. I'll try not to cause a diplomatic accident."

In addition to the Yunxia Sect, there are also people outside the Sect who have contacted me, such as Shen Jinyu.

Fellow Daoist Shen, who doesn't want to see me, contacted me with a very clear goal: "With your current control over the space, can you take me out of my little place?"

Me: "My new understanding of space is mainly focused on myself, and basically does not involve outsiders. That is to say, if you put me in your cage, I increase my chances of successful escape, but you lock me up by yourself." Inside, I can't help even if I wanted to. Besides, I don't really want to help you out. I think you can make an interesting and mature new secret by staying in there until the baby is born. You don't want to come out early to destroy it. Are they growing well? We should be more patient with the cubs."

Me: "This little secret realm should be your own son."

Before Shen Jinyu cut off my communication, I hurriedly continued: "Also, can you treat the dead body kindly? It feels a bit cruel to stuff the small secret realm into the dead body and deform the dead body? "

Shen Jinyu: "I think your head is broken. I am refining it. If it can be done, the dead body can become a utensil and last forever. It is more valuable than you making a cat's dead body into an ornamental ornament, right? Transformation What does it matter if you become ugly? Counselor personally agreed with me to deal with it before she died. "

Me: "I'm sorry, cat owner. You will feel lonely in that small space alone. Counseling is a kind-hearted cat who can especially understand the fragile emotions of others."

Shen Jinyu still couldn't go on and cut off my communication, and didn't even say hello to his old buddy Myriad Lizard.