Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07924 - it's all entertainment

The service staff who delivered it to the door were still trying to recommend themselves to Xiaojing and me who came back late: "Master Xiaojing really doesn't need us to be on standby at close range? We have no other intentions, but Mrs. Xiaojing is petite. Many tools are not easy to use? We can listen to Master Xiaojing’s request and customize a size that is more suitable for Master Xiaojing.”

Xiaojing: "No, my house is well-equipped. Even if you occasionally need to try your special products, you can use the original size. Compared with the classic ones, the customized ones will always lose some charm."

The service personnel who did not get the exclusive service object stayed lonely in the outermost room of the yard, waiting for an order that would appear once at a distance.Being chosen by a bird and a cat to eat, the two felt that they were overqualified at first, but compared with their colleagues who might not be useful at all, they felt a little relieved.

Le Qingyi comforted them: "There must be something to do. Princess Mengran has always been a very troublesome person."

Facing Le Qingyi's politeness, the service staff acted with sincerity and fear.

According to my standard of measurement, these service personnel are considered to be at the foundation level, a bit stronger than those who are called incapable people at the Qi training level, and may have already been counted into the scope of capable people, but they should only be at the bottom.Unless they are given a job by the secret realm like Zeng Ziyuan, they may spend their whole life wearing the title of capable person, doing... It is not very decent, and there will inevitably be a lot of unpleasant small jobs in the process. Bragging in front of incompetence who doesn't know the details.

Zeng Ziyuan seemed to be only at the foundation level before he started hanging.

Hua Mengran asked me: "I heard you went to see a celebrity?"

Me: "Well. Find out about the working status of colleagues in different worlds."

Hua Mengran: "Where do they count as your colleagues? You just make fans while doing your various business affairs, and they regard becoming fans as their only business."

Me: "Is the entertainment circle in your Blossoming Secret Realm healthy and active?"

Hua Mengran: "Except for fooling around with inspection and complaint documents, it's really hard for me to see the use of 'healthy' and 'positive' to describe the entertainment industry. Isn't the focus of the entertainment industry the same as its name, is entertainment? Can entertainment Is it in line with the positioning of the public?"

Me: "Happiness with a long aftertaste is entertainment, and the jokes of Xiasanlu jokes are also entertainment. The latter is more eye-catching, and it is easier to make money."

Hua Mengran: "The latter is earning hard money, and will run out of food as soon as the work stops; the former has sharpened his sword for ten years, and once it bursts, he can lie down and eat for life."

Me: "If the former is not controlled, then you can start working at any time, and you won't be hungry when you start working; the latter may starve to death while sharpening the sword. The point is, the sword that takes ten or twenty years to sharpen may be a treasured sword, or Ten years of hard work may be in vain if a handful of scraps are produced. Gambling without knowing the result consumes energy and heart.”

07925-Cure

Hua Mengran: "So?"

I slashed at Xiaopiao with a sword.

If I attack Hua Mengran directly, all seven of her pets will counterattack me, and if I only attack one of her pets, the other six may just watch.Among Hua Mengran's seven pets, Xiaorong, Green Bracelet, and Long-legged Rabbit are close to Hua Mengran at almost any time. The second mink and the big fox are also very close to Hua Mengran, and only Xiao Piao is still close to Hua Mengran. Mengran has a little distance, suitable for isolated attacks.

But I still couldn't beat Xiaopiao in singles.

After entering the Sunshine Secret Realm, I was really at the bottom of all aspects, and I really looked like a pet who only served as a cute job.

Le Qingyi suggested to me: "You can play a lot more aggressively, your strength is a bit too restrained. Maybe it shouldn't be called restraint, but most of your strength is put in other places and not used for this purpose. You monks often give me this feeling in daily fights, you are not all of you in the fight, and this feeling is especially heavy on you."

Me: "Using everything to fight is desperate, and there is no need for that at the moment."

Le Qingyi: "It doesn't just mean that you have to hold back a little bit of strength and don't kill me. It means... your main mind is not on the fight. Your body is attacking, but your mind may be thinking about today's dinner. Obviously you took the initiative launched an attack, and you are facing an opponent who is stronger than you, but you are perfunctory."

Me: "This is not perfunctory. With the intensity of my attack, my thinking really only needs to focus so much on the attack, and other thinking is also idle, so I don't waste it to do other things."

Le Qingyi: "I can understand multitasking, but I can't understand such a split multitasking. It seems that you who fight and you who relax are two you, coexisting in the same brain, and doing different things at the same time. In my opinion , It's like a split personality, it's a sickness."

I looked at the spirit treasures I raised, and felt that there was nothing wrong with the pathological description of split personality.

Me: "Yes, I am currently in a state of treatment." Every time I overcome my demons, I have cured a mental illness.But as long as the practice continues, monks will develop new mental illnesses.Either continue to be cured, or die from a certain disease.

Hua Mengran: "But your treatment seems to be out of order?"

Me: "Well, because there are multiple lines running in parallel in my brain, they beat each other, and the treatment plans have been beaten to pieces, and there is no directly available previous plan for me to copy... It's okay, when the chaos gets to the extreme, I will Pinch off the points that annoy me the most one by one, choke myself to pieces, reorganize, and reintegrate, and if I don’t die, I’ll recover.”

07926-sen

Me: "Actually, the higher the level of cultivation, the easier it is for outsiders to judge a monk's health status, because once unhealthy, it will cause a lot of earth-shaking troubles, often involving life and death. Therefore, as long as life and death are not involved, this monk can still be considered healthy." within range."

Me: "At most it's sub-healthy."

Hua Mengran: "I think monks are very weird. They always care about many unrealistic things, such as life and death, time and space, and the world. They are too floating and not down-to-earth. Like our strong people in the Flower Secret Realm, such as my dad, or Le Qingyi , Which one is ungrounded? But if a monk has their style of painting, you call it management expertise, and think that their behavior of managing affairs is just a preliminary stage of cultivation, and later when they want to step into their ultimate When they do, they have to step down from management."

Hua Mengran: "For example, stepping down from the position of head and becoming a noble elder."

Me: "It can't be called completely letting go of management work, but it has expanded from managing the affairs of human society to managing the changes of all things in the world."

Hua Mengran: "Are you still planning to be human?"

Me: "The dream of a monk is to become a fairy."

Hua Mengran: "So what is a fairy? Elegant? Refreshing? Non-human?

Me: "Eat fireworks, but eat more delicately; break away from the mundane, but have ingredients that come from the mundane and are better than the conventional mundane."

I released King Fei and King Gu.King Fei immediately flew up into the sky, but after flying for a while, he turned around and fell, and after falling for a while, he began to circle parallel to the ground again; King Gu's reaction was much slower, until King Fei had entered a state of regular movement, the sight of Gu King Only then did he meet Dahu, and then Gu King attacked Dahu as if he suddenly woke up from sleep.

The Gu king's shots are more ruthless than mine, and he does not leave much room for escape. Hua Mengran frowned slightly, and Le Qingyi shot the Gu king down to the ground, but the Gu king didn't have the consciousness of fear, retreat, or pain. Get up again, shake off the parts of your body that are too injured to move, and continue to attack.

Unless he is completely destroyed, the Gu King will continue to attack food and devour energy until the end of his lifespan.

Before Le Qingyi was about to attack again, I took Gu King back to Xiaosui, looked at Bawang Fei who seemed to be at a loss for the environment, and decided to leave Bawang Fei outside for the time being.

07927-Scare

I said to Le Qingyi: "The one you beat up just now is called the Gu King, isn't he attacking with no distractions? But I don't think that kind of attack is interesting or valuable."

Le Qingyi: "Attacks based on greed are born on the opposite side of creatures, and they are cancerous tumors that need to be removed. They are just killing tools, and they are really not interesting."

Le Qingyi: "No matter how focused your attack is, you must be careful about the idea of ​​'what am I fighting for', and you must not forget who you are when you fight. If you are reduced to nothing but killing, it is very likely that when the battle is over At that time, this person cannot return to a normal state of mind, that is to say, he is useless."

Le Qingyi: "One cannot forget that one is human."

Me: "The Gu King is not a human being, he was just a puppet full of brains from the beginning."

The chubby who was eating looked up at me vigilantly.

I comforted Xiaopang: "You also know how to think about the color of feathers and find a backer. Eating is the focus of your life, but not everything."

Miao Erqi is very self-conscious: "Yes, eating is actually not the whole of my life. When facing people who hinder me from eating, I still know how to quarrel with them instead of thinking about eating them."

Fatty: "Isn't that because you can't eat them? They are better than you."

Miao Erqi: "But I will not practice hard and strive to become better than them in order to eat them. I like to eat, and I also like to be lazy. It is okay to make a little effort to eat, but not a lot of effort. I will weigh .”

Fatty: "Is human flesh delicious?"

The violent rabbit who has eaten human flesh: "It's not good. Anyway, the ones I have eaten are not good. It may need to be handled carefully to make them delicious. Generally, if they are killed, the monks will cause spiritual confusion and meridians in panic before they die. Broken, just like the gall of a fish is broken, all the meat is polluted and unpalatable."

One of Stormy Rabbit's ears pointed to the service staff of Sunshine Secret Realm who was tremblingly adding food to Miao'er's discarded plate: "This kind of energy core will either explode when it dies, or it will suck back the body's energy and leave the body. The former The resulting minced meat tastes messy and difficult to swallow, and the latter meat tastes bland and distorted, and you want to spit it out after chewing."

The service worker who had been trembling with fear since the topic of cannibalism was mentioned could no longer hold on and fell to the ground.The person serving Xiaopang was in a slightly better condition, but he also buried his head extremely low, as if he had the idea of ​​'the one with the bigger movements will die first'.

The one who fell to the ground saw that many creatures were looking at him, and trembled even more. He opened his mouth several times, but he didn't say anything.

Le Qingyi and the others did not intend to appease, and Hua Mengran showed a little mockery.

Me: "The Brilliant Sun Secret Realm and the Blossoms Secret Realm seem to have a tradition of eating the strong? It is said that after eating the energy core of the strong, one's own strength will greatly increase?"

Hua Mengran: "If it doesn't explode, it will."