Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07876-Rules

Stormy Rabbit stared at Xiaojing fiercely: "What are you looking at?"

Xiaojing: "Rare rabbit spirit, why don't you take a second look? If you really decide to act with us, I'll have to watch it for another year."

Stormy Rabbit looked a little puzzled: "Are you also a ghost?"

Xiaojing: "You can't even see this? Turn your rabbit's body into a corpse, or your conscious body will be useless."

Violent Rabbit: "Are you jealous of my vitality? I can cook delicious barbecue by myself with this vitality, can you? You will only cling to humans, waste."

Sword light and sword shadow ah.

I sent the video of the violent rabbit to Ruan Mitong's senior rabbit, and asked, "Is this cute enough?"

Senior Rabbit: "For some people, it may also be cute. Many people often say that being arrogant, cold, and duplicity is cute when they are separated from a distance or watching Two-dimensional works, but when they are actually getting along, Without God's perspective to reveal the heartbeat, and without the spatial filter to blur the details, you will find that there are many unbearable features in those features, and in the end the public will still prefer warm and coquettish fluffy."

Me: "Fellow Daoist Violence is not arrogant, he has a really bad temper, and he is also fluffy."

Senior Rabbit: "In the eyes of those who can easily defeat him, the guy who has a bad temper and immediately gets up and pounces on the opponent after being knocked down is probably a form of coquettishness. Treat this tyrannical friend as a bad-tempered cutie, your choice is feasible."

Me: "Thank you for your approval."

Miao Erqi: "Ji Yitao sighed."

From time to time, he peeped at things that had no chance of belonging to him, and he must have sighed a lot.

While eating with my pets, I told everyone the rules: "There are strong people gathered in the Sunshine Secret Realm, the natural environment is harsh, and the team that entrusted us with this task may have a heart for trouble after going to the Sunshine Secret Realm, so, Don't run around in the Sunshine Secret Realm."

Me: "Our client, Princess Huamengran in the Blossoms Secret Realm is a person who pays more attention to comfort and enjoyment, so she will definitely bring a lot of life-improving items when she enters the harsh place in the Sunshine Secret Realm, so we are active in Princess Huamengran It's easier to live comfortably around than wandering around other areas of Sunshine."

07877 - unlucky

Me: "Princess Huamengran and her team, including pets, are all higher than me, of course, higher than you, so try not to conflict with them. I don't mean to let you swallow your anger, after all, we still have to You can give up the mission and return to the main world at any time. Our natural connection with the main world is that the residents of the Sunshine Secret Realm and the Blossom Secret Realm will inevitably be suppressed when they arrive in the main world, and it is difficult to cut off the conditions."

Me: "Furthermore, I received this mission from the Yunxia Sect official. If Sunshine Secret Realm or Flourishing Blossom Secret Realm imprisoned me publicly, it would be a direct confrontation with Yunxia Sect. They have to go to the main world to transit everywhere, and they won't bear the consequences for just me."

Me: "This is the bottom line we are not afraid of. But above this bottom line, we must not be too frivolous, especially because of differences in cultural customs, we should not rashly conflict with people from these two secret realms. Try to be reasonable when you can." , and only use the ultimate measure when it really doesn't make sense."

Fatty: "I'll listen to you. I will definitely not do what you don't want me to do. I have been with Jiang Weixiao for so long, and I have never caused any trouble for him. My credit is very good."

Myriad Lizard: "I listen to you too."

Miao Erqi: "The food in the Sunshine Secret Realm is not as delicious as in the Blossoms Secret Realm. I don't conflict with the Blossoms Secret Realm, and I don't run around in the Sunshine Secret Realm."

Xiaojing: "I will not leave this room easily, nor will I change the setting of following you in this room."

Stormy Rabbit: "Human beings are so annoying. Everyone is annoying. Now I see you as the most annoying, and I will catch you fighting every day."

Zhuotao floated to Xiaojing's roof and sat down, saying 'hmm'.

Me: "Okay, I'm glad we can reach an agreement. Come on, build a chat group, and if you have complaints about creatures from other worlds, please try to say it in the group, and try to be polite when facing them. It will be a pleasure to cooperate in the coming year.”

Unfortunately, our unhappiness appeared in the first minute of the official meeting with the client.

Hua Mengran brought a total of seven bodyguards and seven pets.Fortunately for the bodyguards, except for the captain, Le Qingyi, who had a slight smile, the other six had rigid expressions and a weak sense of presence. At first glance, they looked like tool people. Although they might not be very easy to communicate with, there would be no conflict after ignoring them.But those seven pets...

07878-Change the rules

A big snake coiled up to serve as a cushion for all of us opened its mouth that could swallow me and my six makeshift pets, opened its mouth for a second, then backed away and shut its mouth, but the eyes There was no concealment of the appetite; a small snake, which was like a bracelet on Hua Mengran's wrist, opened its mouth and spit out a needle, which was only three centimeters away from one foot of the lizard; The medium-sized snake is constantly swimming on the ground, and the swimming trajectory forms a shallow formation, which can make the witness slightly dizzy.

A horse that was so white that it didn't have a variegation stood aside, not threatening to attack, but looked at us with disdain; a small cat that was also too white to have a variegation-certainly not a house cat —— Lying in Huamengran's arms, flicking its tail one after another, the medium-sized snake will change its rhythm every time it flicks, so that the stun attack presents a multi-layered effect.

In the end, there was a brightly colored spider with a human face on its back lying on top of Hua Mengran's head, motionless like a hair decoration, but the human face on its back was constantly changing, changing the faces of me and my pets. again.

... Didn't the information say that Hua Mengran's pets are all fluffy except for a small snake? !If I had known that five out of seven of her pets violated my aesthetics, I would never have accepted this quest!

I pulled out Pei Jianzhuo and swung the sword. As the lotus phantom fell in the wind of the sword, other scenes in front of me also changed. The big snake, the medium snake and the human-faced spider turned into a big fox, two minks and a man respectively. It was a rabbit with long legs, but its eyes did not change from the snake and spider just now.

The change in form of these four pets is not an illusion, but an avatar.Four of Huamengran's pets have the ability to transform into other forms, but now I'm not sure whether their original form is fluffy or... I don't want to get close.

Xiaojing said in the communication group: "Should we talk about the reason first? Are you the first to break the rules you set?"

Rules are meant to be adjusted as circumstances change.

I calmed down for a while, shifted my eyes from Hua Mengran to Le Qingyi, and said, "Although this is not good, but before we enter the Sunshine Secret Realm and before the running-in between the two of us has started, I will hurry up Give up this mission and let the Yunxiazong mission office arrange a more suitable person to take over. What do you think of this proposal?"

Hua Mengran smiled and said: "Don't be like this. Although my pets are very rude, they just want you to see their real appearance at the beginning of the mission, so that when the Sunshine Secret Realm provokes our relationship You will not be easily swayed. The person in charge of the Sun Secret Realm who arranged for me to go on a blind date with the unlucky strongest man must have carefully investigated my pet, and will not be deceived by the rumored forged information."

Sorry, but I was duped.

Me: "So you don't like fluffy?"

Hua Mengran: "I'm not picky about the appearance of my pets. I like creatures with cruel and cold temperaments. In fact, I also like soft and docile creatures. Unfortunately, those creatures don't live long by my side. Your pets are great. It just satisfies my regret of wanting to raise soft creatures but not being able to do so.”

Hua Mengran: "You don't like snakes and spiders, I just let them use the camouflage state. In fact, they naturally like to use the camouflage state, which makes it easier to trick their prey into their mouths."

07879-Resignation

Pei Jianzhuo: "Hua Mengran calls her pets 'he'."

Alright, if this task continues, if we still have to get along with these guys with malicious intentions, I will handle it accordingly, and I won't jump back and forth between him and her.

Le Qingyi waited for Hua Mengran to finish speaking before speaking: "Pei Lin, we will not hurt you. We guarantee that as long as our group of people does not die, you and your pets will return to the main world safely."

This seems to be exactly the same as the pledge sentence I make with the owners of my temporary pets?So in their eyes, I am also a pet?

Hua Mengran: "I like you very much, Pei Lin is cute. I sometimes read the information of the main world, and I especially like your cruel rejection of Fenhei in the sand school. I am looking forward to your appearance when you are fully mature, Maybe then I will pursue you."

Me: "When you catch him, kill me and eat it?"

Hua Mengran covered her lips and smiled lightly: "I promise, if you die by my side, you will die contentedly, without complaint or regret."

Xiao Sui: "Why doesn't she raise praying mantises?"

Furball: "Maybe it's because you already have spiders?"

Hua Mengran: "However, Miss Pei, don't you let your real pets out to play with us? Using cannon fodder is not a good habit, it will hinder your road to strength."

Stormy Rabbit: "You are the cannon fodder."

Hua Mengran: "If anyone can use me as cannon fodder, I might fall in love with him."

Me: "And then do everything possible to eat him?"

Hua Mengran: "Look, our thinking is still very compatible, and we are suitable to be partners. So, don't give up this task, okay?"

Me: "Wouldn't it be better to replace you with a mature cruel man?"

Hua Mengran: "Jiang Weixiao is willing to accompany me on a one-year mission?"

Not even a day.Eldest brother has a lot of things to do every day, how can he have time to flirt with the mentally ill little princess like you?At that time, wouldn't it be good for him to attack your father directly?

It's not so good, the top management of Yunxiazong can't go to other secret realms for long-term missions unless absolutely necessary, and the mentality of other Golden Core Stages may not be able to deal with Hua Mengran's mental illness that has crushed them for a year with a force value that crushes them. There will be problems. Relatively speaking, the probability of my mentality not breaking down for a year is relatively high.

Today, I will enter the Sunshine Secret Realm to officially start the mission, and now it is barely feasible to change the mission executor within Yunxiazong.If this replacement cannot be controlled within Yunxiazong, but Yunxiazong officially abandons this task and asks Fanhua Secret Realm to find other sects to entrust, or Yunxiazong helps Fanhua Secret Realm to find other sects to transfer tasks, it will be too bad for Yunxiazong's reputation.It's not just a matter of reputation, but a matter of courage.