Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07864-persuasion

Ke Yuanjin: "What I mean is, Xiaojing, if you are interested in going out, you don't need to have any worries; if you don't want to go out, I hope it's because you are repelled by the matter of 'going out', not because you think leaving the Ke family will make you feel uncomfortable." Bad things happen."

I said to Xiaojing: "I will take you out and I will definitely protect your safety. I dare not promise that you will not encounter danger or troubles, but I promise that as long as I don't die, I will definitely take all of you Bring them all back to the main world intact, and send you back to your respective homes."

Ke Yuanjin paused, and asked me suspiciously: "Isn't it good to make such an absolute promise? A little carelessness will easily generate demons."

Me: "I am at the peak of my golden core, and I will be a member of Master Yunxiazong's generation if I take another step forward. I have reached the age where I should learn to bear something resolutely. Daoist friends who use self-protection methods can't protect them for a year, so how can I guarantee to protect my apprentice who has just started the road of cultivation and is extremely unfamiliar with the cultivation world until he becomes a teacher after I conceive a baby?"

Ke Yuanjin laughed: "It must be a very happy thing to be Young Master Pei's apprentice."

Me: "I hope so, but please don't be too surprised if you hear my apprentice yelling 'Master is a bastard' in the future. Dreams are always beautiful, but reality is always cruel."

Ke Yuanjin: "I dream to hear Pei Shao's apprentice say 'I love Master the most' and 'I hope to be Master's Taoist partner', and witness a master-disciple relationship."

Me: "When watching Bao Dian Dian and Mei Shuanli's works, be more restrained and less realistic."

Xiaojing was finally convinced and decided to take her furniture and travel with me.

Xiaojing: "I won't enter your storage space, you have to build me a mobile home outside your space. The house must be able to fly around with you, the interior of the house can be arranged as I like, and it must be defensive."

I'm OK."

Xiaojing thought for a while, and then said: "If it is a very critical moment, I can temporarily enter your space to hide, so as not to hold you back from escaping."

Me: "Thank you for your understanding."

After Xiaojing made a decision, I applied again to senior Lin Shuying—his blocking me was lifted, and the 24 hours were not over yet.

Senior Lin Shuying was probably mentally prepared this time, so he explained to me a little more patiently: "If I go with A Ping, then I can still consider it. You let A Ping leave me? No way."

Bottle girl: "Yes, no way."

Me: "There is an elf friend."

Bottle girl: "If you want to find it, you can find elves anywhere."

07865-Pay attention to let nature take its course and be fair

Me: "It's easy to find spirits, but it's not easy to find humanoid elves?"

Bottle Girl: "Easy. It's as easy as finding a human. It should be easier for elves."

Me: "Can I know how to find it?"

Senior Lin Shuying: "If you have kept a human-shaped elf for a long time, you will know it. This is a feeling, just like the feeling that it is easier for a demon cultivator to know whether an artifact can become a spirit than a human being. Speaking of theory It's not clear."

Pei Yue should be considered an elf.

Pei Yue: "Is my main body Guo Ke Yuan? Considering that Guo Ke Yuan is a model made by Pei Sha, every model Pei Sha makes in the future may have an elf attached to it?"

Don't be too busy looking forward to the future, why don't you share with me the 'feeling' of finding elves?

Pei Yue: "Because... I have died too many times?"

Is it important to die several times?To be resurrected is to be alive, and to be alive is to have the perception of being alive.

Xiao Sui: "I think it's because Pei Yuetai focused on the Guoke Garden and only focused on her own body. Even if she occasionally diverted her extra attention, she would be confined to the Bingyuan and my space and couldn't reach it at all. The main world."

Pei Yue: "The point is that I can't reach the main world. Logically speaking, if I'm really an elf, then I should be able to temporarily leave my body and wander in the main world. Even though I may be weak after leaving my body, I shouldn't be unable to leave at all. But in fact I can't do this, so the inference is that I am not an elf. Like Xiao Kong, I am a defective refined product. But you have to be an elf, it is a disabled elf, leave the follower After God's space, the disability will expand infinitely in an instant and directly lead to the kind of collapse."

Pei Yue: "Yes, that's it."

Miss Ping is unwilling to leave Senior Lin Shuying, Xiao Tong is unwilling to leave Hao Ting, and Pei Yue cannot leave Xiao Sui Space. In comparison, although she is also reluctant to leave, she can leave the Ke family and Yu Ting's Xiao for a relatively long time after all. crystal……

I asked Xiaojing: "Do you not rely heavily on the birthplace?" Xiaojing's root birthplace is the thoughts and emotions of many people.She is not very close to anyone, at most she is relatively close to Ke Yuanjin and Yu Ting, but at the same time she maintains a relatively strong independence, so she must discuss carefully with her first if she wants to do anything , instead of Ke Yuanjin or Yu Ting taking her to do it directly.

Xiaojing: "When many people share their hopes and feelings together, they also become each other's emotional sustenance. I am not very important to them, and of course they are not very important to me. I can be by their side for a long time I can also live for a long time in an abandoned mine that is far away from them. Their feelings for me are restrained and somewhat unbelievable, and my feelings for them are the same."

Xiaojing: "Elves born in human emotions, elves in human form are very sensitive to human emotions. We will not maintain love for humans who no longer love me. What we pay attention to is to let nature take its course and be fair."

07866-craft

Me: "'You"?Have you seen many humanoid elves? "

Xiaojing: "The person who made me barbecue before is one with you, right? Can I still eat his barbecue again?"

Me: "Aren't you not interested in barbecue anymore?"

Xiaojing: "Barbecue is not worth my extra work, but if it can be obtained without work, I will."

Fatty: "Why don't you get it for nothing?"

I can't estimate Xiaojing's cultivation base, but like Jindanqi, she has a bottomless appetite for most foods.

Fortunately, neither Myriad Lizard nor Zhuotao have any special preference for food, otherwise I thought I formed a food group.

I first went to the outside of Yunxiazong and waited for my temporary pets at the set coordinates I had set.Xiao Jing was the last one to agree to participate, but she was the first one to join me after Xiaopang.

Xiaojing was sent by Ke Shicuo. After meeting me face to face, Xiaojing's first sentence was: "Mobile house? Barbecue?"

I took out the magic weapon of the house that was newly refined for this elf: "The barbecue made by Pei Jianzhuo is already placed inside. There is also a barbecue robot inside."

After Xiaojing got into the mobile house with furniture, Ke Shicuo said to me: "We also equipped Xiaojing with a barbecue robot, but Xiaojing only used it for a few days when she first came to Ke's house, and then never used it again. "

Xiaojing's voice came from inside the house: "After I get stronger, what I like to eat is the food baked by creatures with emotions, not made by robots without emotions. Instead of eating barbecues without emotions, I might as well go and watch Ke Yuanjin made alchemy."

Ke Shicuo: "You don't eat what I bake."

Xiaojing: "Your craft is not good."

I asked Ke Shicuo to taste a bunch of small potatoes baked by Pei Jianzhuo.

Ke Shicuo said while eating, "There are many rumors that you like potatoes, Mr. Pei. Is it true?"

Me: "I do think potatoes are delicious in many ways. Most ingredients need to be delicious in certain dishes, but potatoes seem to go well with most of the ways."

Ke Shicuo: "It's quite like yours, Mr. Pei. This series of craftsmanship is indeed much better than mine."

Occasionally, someone calls me Master Potato in the sand, but it seems that the source of this name is not because I like potatoes, but because they think that I am planting small bombs everywhere where the public does not pay attention.

Some people also regard potatoes as a synonym for bombs.

The potato was wronged, and so was the bomb.

Me: "Actually, the basic training of a swordsman will help improve your barbecue skills."

07867-long-winded

Ke Shicuo bit the last small potato on the stick into his mouth, chewed while thinking, and said after swallowing the potato, "But this bunch of potatoes hasn't been cut at all."

Me: "Scraped."

Ke Shicuo: "Scrape with a sword?"

Xiaojing: "That's right, the one that peels the potatoes and the one that roasts them with fire are the same sword."

Ke Shicuo looked at the stick and wondered, "Fire...sword?"

Me: "The skewers you eat and those eaten by Xiaojing are all made by my sword spirit treasure, and the potato skins are also peeled by my sword spirit treasure with his body."

Ke Shicuo: "This usage seems very indecent."

Me: "In Shazhuan and Zongwang, there are often sword masters who say that they have done strange things with their swords. Do you take it as pure fun? Those are actually sword repairers and swords that are very effective in enhancing affinity. The method of speed and fusion. Let the sword of the sword cultivator integrate into the life of the sword cultivator, as if it is everywhere and omnipotent."

Xiaojing poked her head out of the window of the house and said to me, "Nah."

I:"……"

Xiaojing: "Usually, when I look at Ke Fanyi and Ke Shicuo, I think they are long-winded enough, but you are even more long-winded than all of them combined."

I countered: "You talk a lot now. When I first saw you, you didn't say a word when you were robbed of food."

Xiaojing: "I was disabled when we first met, but now I am healthy enough to integrate into human society."

Me: "Just staying at Ke's house to sleep and be in a daze is nothing to integrate into society? You haven't even touched the door of society yet."

Xiaojing: "Do you think that after my birthplaces brought me into shape, my connection with them was severed? I understand Yu Ting's social animal status very well; Ke Shicuo became his own after breaking away from his junior status. I also understand the appearance of people I hated."

Ke Shicuo: "...I know my current style is not pleasing, but Yu Ting doesn't have many social animals, right? His job in the Ke family is definitely much easier than his job with the same salary in the mortal world."

Xiao Jing looked at Ke Shicuo contemptuously: "What's the difference between you and the boss you hate? You have an additional legal fatherhood to Yu Ting. Yu Ting needs to listen to you when he works for the Ke family. He I still need to listen to you when I’m on vacation at Ke’s house. I’m surprised, why hasn’t Yu Ting resisted?”

Xiao Jing: "Yu Ting doesn't have the Ke family's blood and doesn't practice the Ke family's kung fu. His head should not be broken like the Ke family's, right?"

Ke Shicuo and Xiaojing looked at each other for a while, then looked at me, said goodbye, and refused to look at Xiaojing even more when leaving.

I looked at Xiaojing.

Xiaojing looked back at me with her head raised slightly, and took another bite of the grilled eggplant floating beside her.

Me: "You are really good at talking now."

Xiaojing: "I've already answered this question for you."

Me: "No, I'm introspecting, did I infect you with my chattering virus when I was doing your task?"