Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07712 - Sentiment may not fit theory

Me: "Why do I think the bedtime story you mentioned is still related to the bed?"

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "Of course it's related. How can the Hehuan Sect have nothing to do with the bed?"

Me: "No, the affairs of the Hehuan sect are all related to sex, not the bed?"

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "Sex in the sky and on the ground, the ground is the bed; sex in the gallop, the horse is the bed; sex in the water, the water is the bed. Do I need to give you an example of the whole world?"

Me: "My understanding of Hehuan Sect is too superficial."

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "It's not surprising. When reading the materials of foreign sects, one must pass one's eyes, one's brain, and one's heart, but the most important thing in cultivation is one's heart."

... I'm sorry, Queen, you overestimated me, I don't seem to have thought much about it.

Pei Kong: "I'm just being polite to you, I don't care when I praise you."

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "Okay, let me tell you something serious, Dou Yan's state is not quite right recently. Although I personally feel that since I knew there was such a person as Dou Yan, he has not been right a day, but in recent years It's extremely wrong, wrong in every way. When you get along with him, it's best to treat him as a demon."

Me: "Elder Dou, is this the sequelae of being almost obsessed?"

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "Yes. He basically got himself back on track, but there are many details left. When he formed the alchemy and formed the baby, he couldn't completely eliminate these residues, but let the remaining small scars on the pill baby. It has been deeply branded and has become a part of his Tao. That is to say, Dou Yan's current Tao can no longer abandon this kind of distortion, and if he can move forward, he will inevitably make these distortions even more insane."

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "I'm still accumulating strength now. When Dou Yan's big heart demon breaks out, fellow Taoists who are in the same generation as him will be able to recall the feeling of angrily smashing his inferior products."

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "I hope you can feel this kind of feeling when the time comes. You haven't been angry with someone who didn't violate your principles, have you? Look forward to it, there will be a chance."

Me: "Those seniors back then were angry with Elder Dou mainly because they lost money and felt ashamed, right? I don't care about losing money, and I don't cherish face."

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "Those who cooperate with fellow daoist Jiang Weixiao have always felt that they have suffered a loss from fellow daoist Jiang. Even if they actually benefited more than acting alone, they still feel that they have lost I have, and I have hated Jiang Daoyou for a long time. The theoretical analysis of this matter is also very strange and irrational, right? But the reality is that there are so many people who are so sincere."

07713-Irritable only when there is nothing to do

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "You who belong to the same sect as Jiang Daoyou, have the same interests and have a good relationship with him, probably have no chance to understand the feelings of outsiders towards Jiang Daoyou, so you should cherish the similar opportunities provided by Dou Yan. Especially now Dou Yan seems to want to plan something from you, and you should get the equivalent reward from him. It is recommended that you choose the reward yourself, and don’t let Dou Yan give it to you. If you let him, who has a serious heart demon, make the decision for you , you will only get something that, although it can be regarded as a benefit, is hard to describe in any way.”

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "Now the entire Acacia sect knows to be on guard against Dou Yan. Those outside the Acacia sect who have experienced Dou's bad behavior and their descendants also reject Dou. You are the only one who lacks the awareness of defense, so Dou is focusing on you. You. It’s the same virtue as when he was staring at the bad guys and selling inferior products. It seems that he can’t change this problem. But his technique of picking fools and bullies has never been off the chain. Old Huang Li didn’t mention it, the world today Is there anyone more suitable than you? Those who are richer than you are not as stupid as you, and those who are more stupid than you are not as rich as you, you are a pinnacle."

Me: "...thank you?"

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "You don't need to talk."

Pei Kong: "Even if you have to pick it up, don't pick it up so hard. People really aren't praising you."

Me: "I just want to prove that, judging from Elder Dou's past records, if he just treats me like a fool, I will not be angered. Of course, even if I am not angry, I will probably take revenge on him. Or, Just because I found out that I was cheated, I actively thought about revenge plans and quickly implemented revenge actions, so I couldn't accumulate anger."

Me: "You see, disciples of Jianzong seldom get angry because of personal affairs. Their swords move much faster than their anger, and once the fight is over, the angry opponent should be the one who is powerless to fight back."

Me: "Incompetence, no way, is easy to get angry; for things that can be solved, before the matter is resolved, the focus needs to be on the resolution action, and anger should not be taken care of. After the matter is resolved, everything is settled. I also made the result as good as possible, and even if there are regrets, the emotional response is only enough to sigh and feel a little melancholy, and I will not fall into a state of anger and excitement."

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "That is indeed the case."

Me: "But if things in the world can be reasoned and have a very smooth logic, there will be no surprises or surprises, and monks may not be able to practice. Even the Confucianism cultivators of the Zhongsu School are under massive rational analysis. Yu pursues sensual aura, how can other idiots who use their hands faster than their brains count everything."

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "That is indeed the case."

Me: "..." When you refuse to continue the conversation, you don't have to be so perfunctory.

07714-Beginning and ending

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "Do you need me to help you transfer the communication to Master Ji?"

Me: "I can do it myself."

Elder Feng Xuanpo: "Okay, then I won't disturb your next social interaction. Be safe. Good luck."

Me: "...Thank you."

Elder Feng Xuanpo politely waited until I finished thanking him, and then calmly disconnected from my communication.

I feel that the elder of Zangshuge is particularly restraining me.

Pei Kong: "You only have a few samples, so don't make a blind summary."

Pei Bing: "Didn't you have a good chat with Elder Zhong Zhang from Kunlun? It's much more comfortable than chatting with Elder Peng Qinru."

Although talking about Elder Zhong is much safer than Elder Peng, but if I have to choose to disturb one person, I would rather choose to disturb Elder Peng.I am in awe of Elder Zhong.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Isn't it the same as the awe of Elder Tianzhuo?"

...It's really similar.

Pei Jianzhuo: "So it's not the elder of Zangshuge who restrains you, but a person who is knowledgeable, rational, and doesn't talk nonsense."

In fact, Elder Huigu is sometimes not very rational, and sometimes he is willing to talk nonsense.

Pei Jianzhuo: "So Elder Huigu was successfully annoyed by you. After the tragic precedent of Elder Hui, you are especially afraid that you will also annoy Elder Tianzhuo, Elder Zhongzhang, Elder Youfuquan and others, so you are bothering them When the time comes, you divide the way you get along with Elder Huigu by two as a red line that cannot be crossed."

Xiao Sui: "Elder Hui really deserves to be the master's half-master, and he has guided the master so much. Like Elder Qi Xi, he is the guiding light of the master."

……Um.

Although I guess I will feel more frustrated after the chat, but with the attitude of starting and finishing things, I still contacted Master Ji.

After the communication was connected, Master Ji and I were silent for about five seconds, then Master Ji probably had business to deal with, so he spoke first: "You and the two elders should have already talked about the matter of enlightenment. Although theoretically the two elders are higher than yours and I am at the same level as yours, but when it comes to topics such as the Taoism of the sect and the ceiling of the monkhood, it is more likely that the Nascent Soul Stage will have a common language with you."

Master Ji: "Maybe even the Nascent Soul stage can't fully keep up with your thinking, sometimes you have to transform into a god stage."

Me: "...Thank you for the compliment?"

Head Ji: "You're welcome. So, goodbye?"

07715- rush again

Me: "Do you cooperate with Fei Jewelry Bag? Although the current jewelry style of Fei Jewelry Bag does not match yours, the style can be adjusted. The distance between youth and light sophistication is not very far away. Your foundation-building stage and some Golden Core stages There are many disciples who are still shy, can you chat with fellow Taoists who have the same level of cultivation as Fei Ornament Bag?"

Master Ji: "So we chatted and bought it. In fact, the biggest reason why the disciples of Hehuan Sect have limited interest in Fei ornaments bag accessories is not that the styles don't match - after all, the disciples of my sect can control many styles, and some of them just like to talk. Pretending to be pure—the most unsatisfactory part of the Fei decoration bag accessories is that there are too few organs inside. It is purely decorative, only beautiful, and cannot pop out small needles, candles, or gas."

I:"……"

Master Ji: "Of course, disciples of the Acacia Sect don't need props to assist us when making appointments. Our own bodies can achieve all the functions we need. But the 'all functions' here also include beauty. We don't need accessories to set off, we Appearance represents the attractiveness itself. For us, Fei ornaments are a dispensable category. If you encounter them, you might as well buy a few, and if you don’t encounter them, you won’t remember them.”

Master Ji: "If we want to cooperate with any sect for accessories, our first choice is Qi Zong. Although many people think that the design of Qi Zong's utensils is more practical than aesthetic, but it is designed by the Qi Zong disciples themselves. If outsiders go to Qizong disciples to request customization, provide design ideas, and especially explain the requirements for appearance in detail, then the beauty of the utensils produced by Qizong can definitely overwhelm the ornaments of Fei ornaments."

Master Ji: "There is nothing the Qi Sect can't do with artifacts that are not higher than the Nascent Soul level, but they usually don't do the parts they think are unnecessary."

Master Ji: "Fei ornaments are superficially beautiful, but they only attract the eyes, but it is difficult to touch the heart. After the initial freshness wears off, they will forget about it. The beauty of the Qizong utensils is very calm. When it is made, it seems to have the heritage of time, and it seems to contain a lot of stories, which may not be amazing at first glance, but it will definitely make people want to keep it for a long time, even if it is not used frequently, they are willing to keep a place in their hearts.”

Master Ji: "Things that cannot stand the scouring of time are difficult to have a place in the cultivation world, so you can point this out to Fei Shidai, and ask them to look at the example of Qi Zong, maybe they can find some inspiration from it. "

Chase me again.

But the person in charge is more reserved, I hope I can take the initiative to back down, instead of him rudely cutting off the communication directly.

Of course, I believe that with my proficiency in dislike people, when I repeatedly ignore his hints of driving people away and chat with him various topics that seem to be related to the Acacia sect but are nonsense when I look closely, Ji Sooner or later, the master will give up euphemism and adopt directness.Anyway, there is always an end to the conversation between two people, and for the end to happen, one party must hang up first. As long as I don't hang up first, Head Ji must be the first.

I have plenty of time to waste time with people, it's hard to be so boring as the leader.