Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07432 - common language

Senior Pu Yu: "Of course it's me. Otherwise, why is Pu Yanyao afraid of me? He just relied on meeting Pu Songyan before me. If I appear in front of Pu Songyan one second earlier than him, Pu Songyan's natal sword should be me. And if I become Pu Songyan's natal sword, it's impossible for Pu Yanyao to upgrade to the peak level of God Transformation like me, and maybe he won't be able to become a spirit treasure either."

Me: "Without Senior Pu Songyan, you are still a Spiritual Treasure at the peak level of Transformation God, but Senior Pu Yanyao's attributes and levels are not as good as now..."

Senior Pu Yu: "So he is justified as a waste? Pu Songyan deserves to be stalked by a little Baihua who can't do without him?"

Me: "That's not the case, is it? Jianxiu and Jianlingbao are not in a romantic relationship, but a relationship of supporting each other on the road. Only when the two parties cooperate with each other can they achieve the ultimate self. If a sword leaves a certain swordsman, it can become If you want to become stronger, it is obvious that this sword should abandon this sword cultivator to achieve a better self. In this case, if this sword insists on following this sword cultivator, it will delay the future of this sword."

Senior Pu Yu: "You, the Lingbao, hooked up with Pu Yanyao in private, didn't you? You actually read the lines he wrote to you verbatim? I knew that shameless guy was hooking up with Pu Songyan without me staring at him." Three for four."

I:"……"

Pei Yue: "Based on my rich experience in fulfilling the client's wishes, I think it's better for us to get out of this family ethics drama as soon as possible. Outsiders involved in multi-corner relationships usually end up ugly."

Pei Kong: "Especially the three corners in this triangle relationship are two complete levels higher than Pei Lin."

Pei Bing: "At the peak of God Transformation, I offended three at once, wow..."

I tried to be as calm as possible, spread out several documents and passed them to Senior Pu Yu through Pei Sha, and proved to him: "The theory I just said is not the opinion of Senior Pu Yanyao's family, but a very conventional one about the relationship between sword cultivators and sword spirit treasures. Research conclusion. The research results in this area are the most authoritative of Jianzong, and also have the most cases."

Senior Pu Yu was unmoved: "Pu Yanyao has a very good relationship with Jianzong. He hit me countless times with the authority sign of Jianzong."

I think I may have a common language with Senior Pu Yanyao, but this common language is a huge disadvantage when facing Senior Pu Yu who regards Senior Pu Yanyao as an enemy.If Senior Pu Yu looked at me more and felt like Senior Pu Yanyao, and then had the urge to beat up Senior Pu Yanyao, and then vented that urge on me...

07433 - Bring in the rhythm

I made my tone as sincere as possible: "Senior Pu Yu, let's find something first. What are the clues to the thing you are looking for?"

Senior Pu Yu: "No need, just go ahead and play with you, I can handle it myself. It won't take up much time in your space, and I'll leave tomorrow at the latest."

Me: "Oh... ok, you... feel free."

Senior Pu Yu: "If you really haven't contacted Pu Yanyao before, I advise you not to contact Pu Yanyao at least before you conceive a baby, otherwise you will be calculated, and you will be angry, and you may have to thank him verbally."

Me: "Will Senior Pu Yanyao fight head-on with Elder Yunxia Sect?"

Senior Pu Yu: "Fuck you hypocrite."

Me: "That's okay. Those who want to save face will be more likely to suffer when they meet bear children. As long as I am in a bad mood, I will say it outright, regardless of whether the thing that made me feel bad is objectively benefiting me. It's good, as long as I feel uncomfortable, I will feel that I am at a disadvantage. As a child, when I am at a disadvantage, I will ask for help from the adults who protect me. If you want to deceive people so much that they can't tell the other party, the head is the expert. The Yunxia Sect now has three majors in charge of Jindan stage, Nascent Soul stage, and Transforming God stage, and all levels can be tricked."

Senior Pu Yu: "Do you expect Yue Yi Du to be the head? The early stage of Huashen pits the peak of Huashen? Pu Yanyao is not stupid."

Me: "This has little to do with being stupid or not, the key is experience. How many monks does the master have to contact every day, and how many casual sword cultivators only contact in a year? The interpersonal experience of the master is definitely not something that ordinary people can make up for by just relying on IQ. Master There are no fools in the door."

Senior Pu Yu: "You...would you sue without blushing after being bullied?"

Me: "Being bullied by seniors who are two levels higher than me, why should I blush for suing? Between the same sect, the high-cultivation bullies the low-cultivation, and the low-cultivation is to sue the precepts; the high-cultivation who crossed the school Bullying low-level cultivation, low-level cultivation is to sue the debt collection office."

Senior Pu Yu: "Who cares about suing the department. Can't you be a little bit angry and keep your own accounts, and then work hard to practice and retaliate yourself in the future?"

Me: "Keeping accounts, practicing hard, and retaliating yourself in the future are all things in the process, but before you have the ability to retaliate, it's okay to ask other people to help you vent your anger, right? Isn't protecting cubs what adults should do? ?”

Mao Qiu: "Very good, Senior Pu Yu has been brought into Pei Lin's logical rhythm."

Pei Kong: "That is to say, he fell into the pit."

07434 - Bodyguard

I don't know if Senior Pu Yu heard Mao Qiu and Pei Kong's words, he frowned and asked: "Pu Yanyao has a wide range of friends, maybe more people than Pu Songyan, and the communicator is also easier than Pu Songyan, you have no choice." I have received so many communication messages, are you sure that the content from Pu Yanyao is not included in it?"

Me: "The communication information of seniors who are two levels higher than me, if the other party did not take the initiative to identify themselves in the communication, I would not be able to judge its origin. I can only say that among the communication fellows who revealed their identities, no Senior Pu Yanyao."

Senior Pu Yu: "Pu Yanyao is indeed a sneaky and habitual offender."

Me: "Senior Pu Yu, I'm very curious, can you really leave Senior Pu Songyan objectively? On the premise that he has no heart for you, can Senior Pu Songyan really abandon you? Based on my experience in raising Lingbao , I thought that monks and spirit treasures could only be unbound without damage on the day they were bound, or on the day the spirit treasure was born. If you want to untie after that day, both parties, especially the spirit treasure, will definitely pay a lot price."

Senior Pu Yu: "That is on the premise that you have accepted that 'the spirit treasure will belong to you for a long time'. If you were certain that you would be separated from this spirit treasure sooner or later on the day the spirit treasure was born and bound to you, Then the sense of alienation in your heart will prevent you from merging with this spiritual treasure; and if your cultivation base has reached the stage of becoming a god, you can finely control the isolation of the soul caused by that alienation, allowing you to be in harmony with this spiritual treasure. The degree of connection is always higher than your first day's degree of connection."

Senior Pu Yu: "That is, you can unbind at any time. If you have another spiritual treasure that is equal to your cultivation level and you have recognized that it will accompany you for the rest of your life, then that recognized spiritual treasure will also become a separate treasure." Open the solid wall between you and this spiritual treasure that must be abandoned."

"Knowing that the master you recognize is determined to abandon you, if you are angry, you should leave early. You still have to wait for him to drive you away?"

I was startled for a moment, and realized that it was Pei Wei Lingbao's voice.

Wow, Dad sent me bodyguards.

Pei Wei Lingbao's projection appeared in Xiaosui's space, matching my view of Xiaosui's internal environment at this time, and he showed disdain: "What are you happy about? You think it's a good thing that Pei Ji can't sit still so it's better to assign bodyguards to you ?”

I honestly replied: "I am in trouble. Dad is not sure that he can protect me from a long distance and in time when this trouble breaks out, so I can only let you come to my space in advance, shorten the distance between him and me, and guarantee His rescue speed."

Senior Pu Yu: "It's alarmist. I'm not interested in hurting a little idiot at the Jindan stage."

07435-Infighting first

Pei Wei Lingbao: "You don't know what the state of the peak period is? You two peak periods get together and nothing happens. I'm sorry for the common sense in the cultivation world."

Senior Pu Yu: "It's not just now that you know that this little idiot and I are both in our prime."

Pei Weilingbao: "That's right, the purpose from the beginning was to use you to help this little idiot consolidate his cultivation. So after you leave, you don't have to think about paying for the things you borrowed from this space, you are taking things It was already paid for.”

Senior Pu Yu: "Take this as a reward... You dare to do that, but Pu Yanyao doesn't."

Pei Wei Lingbao: "As a sword, how dare you say anything."

After mocking Senior Pu Yu, Pei Wei Lingbao continued to mock me: "I told you not to call him Senior Lingbao. Is it more difficult for you to call him than me?"

Me: "But at the beginning, I didn't know he was a Lingbao."

Pei Weilingbao: "What I'm talking about is now, who started talking to you? At first you didn't know that you called it wrong, but then you didn't change it when you knew it? Don't you know the four big characters 'correct mistakes'?"

Pei Wei Lingbao turned his head and stared at Senior Pu Yu again: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen the elders teach the younger?"

Pei Wei Lingbao is fierce to Senior Puyu... Lingbao's tone seems to be exactly the same as that of the fierce one?It seems that his cultivation cannot be a factor in his discretion.

Pei Wei Lingbao: "There's enough nonsense in normal times, but the voice is even louder when you come in. Pei Lin, can you control your voice and put 'thoughts' in your head instead of in the Lingbao space?"

Me: "Usually I am my own person in my space, and I like my thoughts to be heard by them, so I am used to my thoughts being equal to what I say in my space. Occasionally entertaining outsiders, I think most of my thoughts are also very objective and academic, It can also be heard by outsiders."

Pei Jianzhuo: "It should be said that the 'outsiders' who can enter Pei Suilin's space are the types that Pei Lin can communicate more with. That person will not be put into Pei Suilin's space."

Pei Jianzhuo: "Those who break in by themselves are within the range that Pei Lin is willing to communicate with. Because those who can force their way in must be seniors with high cultivation bases. When facing senior seniors with low cultivation bases, be careful to hide things If you can’t help it, just be frank.”

Pei Wei Lingbao looked at Xiao Sui: "Who are you showing that vigilant look to? You don't have to doubt, I can just grab Pei Jianzhuo from your prison and bring him back to this living area, but I won't do that. Jian was actually imprisoned by a soft-bodied logistician, shame on our Jian Lingbao, if he doesn't have the ability to come out, he will be imprisoned for a lifetime, useless material."

Xiao Sui: "Logistics can also build a strong prison. If you encounter a spirit treasure that is stored at the level of a god, you will also be imprisoned."

Pei Wei Lingbao sneered: "Swords are invincible among spirit treasures of the same level. Only swords can defeat swords. Other spirit treasures are vulnerable to sword spirit treasures. Pei Sen Peimiao's storage spirit weapon is made by me by splitting the space. It's a pity you weren't, otherwise you would only tremble in the shadow of your mind when you saw me, and shout? Pei Jianzhuo's useless attitude has really fattened your courage."

Pei Jianzhuo returned to the living area, landed in front of Pei Wei Lingbao, and said with a smile: "It's not good to be a guest but bully the housekeeper."