Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07300 - No sense of danger

Bu Wuci: "Because our company's daily reputation is not good, big companies will definitely wait and see for a while. Now everyone is not even sure if this is a real person, so there is nothing to worry about."

Employee: "So is he real or not?"

Bu Wuci opened the video to let the employees see me.

I nod to the staff.

The employee was excited: "Old Bu, the real person is obviously more beautiful than the photos you posted. What kind of photography skills do you have? You can't take pictures and change to another one."

Bu Wuci: "The key point is not whether it can be restored to reality, but whether it can be detonated. The first wave has been stabilized, and the next step is for our company to push him into a star."

Employee: "Our company? But our company doesn't have this business."

Bu Wuci: "It has started today. Are you familiar with the process of adding a new business? I have hired experts in this field, a total of two people, and they will join our company group later."

Employee: "Oh oh, ok, no problem."

After the call ended, Ji Yun, who pulled Pei Yue to hide in the corner the moment the video started to avoid being caught in the camera, asked Bu Wuci: "The insiders you hired mean me and Ji Yuan?"

Bu Wuci: "Of course."

Ji Yun: "But don't talk about Ji Yuan, I may have been blacklisted by major companies now."

Bu Wuci: "You don't need to use your real name when you join the group. After you enter the group, you will find that many people do not have real names. I know the situation of everyone in the group, and many other people in the group don't know each other. After all, we are If you are going to do a very dangerous thing, you must have a strong sense of confidentiality."

Ji Yun: "I always feel that I am getting deeper and deeper in a dangerous field."

That is to say, but the specific work on my body does not feel any danger.

The conventional process in this world is to plan a star as a career, including the study period, internship period, formal entry, etc.After formally entering the job, you can really enter the entertainment industry. During the study period and internship period, you not only have to learn a lot of things to do, but also have a lot of assessments.

There is no such thing as being seen by scouts today and appearing on the show tomorrow.Scouts are just looking for students for entertainment schools.

In the student stage, you can find brief information and one or two photos in the training list of the entertainment company you belong to, and in the internship stage, you can make a slight appearance in a small number of programs, and live broadcasts are not allowed in these two stages.

07301-meow meow

Many small companies have the qualifications to arrange study courses and recruit students, but the right to assess standards and arrange internships is in the hands of the top five big companies.Therefore, it is obvious that seedlings who can enter a large company will definitely not choose a small company, and students who enter a small company must be mentally prepared that they will not be able to truly enter the star industry for the rest of their lives.

Pei Yue threw aside the "must-learn courses for celebrities" and compiled a list of "the most anticipated live broadcast contents of celebrities" for me, and asked me to choose the part I am interested in in the list, and then make it in the way I am interested in .Bu Wuci arranged for someone to take a video of me within 5 minutes.

I first chose the option of "reading a beautiful article", and then read a horror story, a murder notice, and several legal provisions without any ups and downs in my voice.

Shi Yi, the brother in charge of filming the video: "..."

Then I chose to groom pets.According to the rules of the system, it takes Pei Yue's points to come out of furballs and other animals, not to mention that Pei Yue has no points left now, even if he still has savings, he will not spend it just for my familiarity, so he I went around in a circle and caught a stray cat and came back.

It's so dirty, bathing is more important than combing.

... But I can't.I've never bathed a cat with my own hands - the hairball can be dealt with by itself with spiritual power - I can safely use the spiritual power of bathing level now, but it's not suitable for people who don't know spiritual power.

——If you are in the main world, you don't have to worry about this.Ordinary people in the main world will say a few words at most when they see the monk's spiritual power cleaning method, "It's so convenient, I want it too", most of them are so used to it that they don't even bother to look at it.

Pei Yue stood outside the camera, and after changing his voice—his voice will be left in the video and made public together, so as not to be recognized by the enemies—he gloated and said, "I can learn it if I don't know everything. It’s all the first time. Well, I’ve clicked on the cat washing tutorial for you, and the key points are also highlighted, you just follow it step by step.”

Me: "Do you think it will be difficult for me?"

I am unfamiliar with bathing, but I am very familiar with cats, and I can let myself exude a cat's breath, so that cats are confused, well-behaved, and not troublesome.

I opened my mouth and first "meowed" to the dirty wild cat.

The originally nervous wild cat immediately raised its ears and stared at me with wide eyes.

Me: "Meow, meow, meow."

Wildcat: "Meow?"

Me: "Meow."

Wildcat pensive.Wildcat nodded.

That's it.

07302-It's very simple

I opened the cat's cage, first untied its knotted hair, and then took it into the fully equipped bathroom, adjusted the water temperature, and the cat entered the basin by itself to wash.

Shi Yi was dumbfounded.

Pei Yue reminded him: "Don't tilt the camera, pay attention to keep both people and cats in the camera."

Shi Yi: "No, what about the cat? Didn't you say it was a wild cat? Did you lie to me? Is this a professional actor cat that you trained in advance?"

Pei Yue: "You're right, this is a cat actor who is going to debut with Pei Lin. It's a pity that the entertainment industry doesn't issue certificates to animal actors."

Shi Yi: "..."

Because the name 'Ji Yuan' is too sensitive in the entertainment industry, Pei Yue used a pseudonym in Bu Wuci Company, called Pei Yue.

Fortunately, the world rejects public appearances by non-celebrities. As a manager, Ji Yuan's appearance is not well known to the general public, so Pei Yue doesn't have to disguise his face every day—of course, he can't make videos that will be broadcast publicly. The range is too wide, maybe it will directly hit Qu Jiang.

Therefore, no matter how many disadvantages any rule has, it will always show some advantages in some places, and sometimes the advantages appear to be very powerful.

For example, ordinary people in this world don't have to worry about their daily casual sentences being recorded and posted online, and being taken out of context and spread infinitely.People who see it will dislike that this is not a celebrity, feel that it is not qualified to be spread, and feel hurt by seeing it, so they take the initiative to help delete it.

Even news reports pay great attention to covering the faces and body shapes of passers-by. The mosaics are so blurred that even men and women cannot be distinguished.

The third subject I chose was cooking.First cut a shredded tofu, then carve a lotus flower from a pear, then a boneless fish, and finally thin slices of potatoes.

Shi Yi: "The difficulty seems unbalanced?"

Me: "No, it's all the same level of simplicity for me." As I said that, I put the sliced ​​​​potatoes into hot oil and fried them.

Shi Yi: "If you want to keep fit, you can't eat this."

Me: "I'm fine. I've been in the kitchen for many years, and I can eat whatever I want without losing my figure."

The following videos include writing, morning jogging, watering flowers, etc.

After performing all the things on the list that I don't reject, I said: "Let's record something that the public is not interested in watching celebrities do. Of course it is not illegal."

Then I explained to the camera my confusion about 'ordinary people can't broadcast live, can't be the protagonist of advertisements', and then said: "I can't make ends meet and need to make money. Can you pay for my face after seeing my beautiful face?" ?Since you feel that non-celebrities are not entitled to appear in public videos, what if you treat my appearance as a transaction? I let you see a beautiful face, and you pay for viewing, isn’t it fair?”

07303 - May not have existed before

Me: "Since you are willing to pay for the entrance fee to see the beauty, what's wrong with paying for the beauty?"

Shi Yi cooperated with me to record it for me, but after the recording he was very worried: "Are these really going to be broadcast publicly? Don't say the last one is outright provocative, even if the previous ones are nominally catering to the interests of the public. Yes, the way you put on is also very different from what normal stars do. Your performance is too..."

He seems to be having a hard time finding the right adjective.

Me: "Life-oriented? Down-to-earth? Not dignified and beautiful enough? Exposing shortcomings too much?"

Shi Yi smiled and said, "Very cute."

After the cute me video was released, it attracted a lot of criticism.

After the first video was broadcast, everyone didn’t realize it, because the broadcast scale arranged by Bu Wuci was at the level of second-tier celebrity advertisements. At the beginning, most people didn’t even think that the protagonist of this video was an unknown person, and they thought it was a new debut Star, so they are busy looking for my information.

But soon they found that the only information they could find was the photo sent to some people's private mailboxes, and then they realized that from the photo, they had been teased by an unknown person.Then came the rage.

My puppet neighbors didn’t connect me in the video with the “I” they knew. In their impression, “I” seemed to be an ignorant child who kept his head down all the year round, was quite gloomy, and contradicted his father. ; And the people who mentioned this matter in the group of "my" college classmates only said "it seems a bit familiar" at most, and still didn't think of me.

It seems that before I used this puppet identity, 'I' has always been a very vague existence, failing to leave a clear impression on anyone.

Sure enough, it seemed like an image that was forced into this world to give me an identity.

I went back to 'my' home, faced the chef, and asked, "Have you ever wondered what your life would be like without me?"

Chef: "Not much. I will be the same as now, going around this small restaurant every day. I will spend the time teaching you how to cook when you were a child to cook for yourself. Except for a small childcare fee, there is no difference."

Me: "If you don't have children, your savings will be more, or will you open a restaurant in a bigger place?"

Chef: "With less financial pressure, I will reduce the time to open the shop and spend the extra time on researching new dishes. The end result is that the money I earn is just enough to live on. I don't open a shop just to make a lot of money of."

Me: "With me or without me, you will live like this..."

Chef: "Otherwise? Do you think you are indispensable?"

Me: "No, I'm just wondering if I'm real. Did you see that non-celebrity video? My college roommate I spent four years with didn't realize it was me, and neither did the neighbors. They When he scolded the protagonist of the video for being shameless in front of my face, he still invited me to scold him together."

Me: "What about you? Are you aware of it?"