Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07212-The only criterion for finding a male god

Xiao Sui looked at the wolf who had struggled for a long time but the only result was that he was exhausted from struggling, and showed pity: "Call it Xiao Lian."

The name seems a bit like White Lotus?

Xiao Sui: "It should learn from the white lotus to know the current affairs. It can't beat it, but it is still grinning when Xiao Gun looks down at it. What good does this do except make it a longer cushion? It should cry, it should cry. Pretend to be pitiful, hoping to get Xiao Gun's mercy."

Pei Kong: "Then what if Xiaogun is allergic to white lotus and wants to attack more when he sees white lotus?"

Xiao Sui: "Xiao Gun has stayed in my space since he was a child. He has never been in contact with the white lotus, let alone suffered from the white lotus. How could he be allergic to the white lotus? Xiao Lian was created by Pei Sha. Pei Sha watched Xiao Gun has grown up, Xiao Lian should be very aware of Xiao Gun's situation."

Pei Kong: "You don't have to be allergic to actual encounters, or you may have seen too many stories in the story, so you can severely brainwash yourself with theoretical knowledge? Some people listen to too many advertisements and think that diamonds are really forever. After reading poetry and distance, I thought that the life I was experiencing was really mediocre. Who knows what Xiao Gun has learned by staying so silent every day."

Pei Kong: "After all, Pei Lin's database is so huge that it covers everything. Although Xiao Gun doesn't seem to have studied it seriously, he has read a lot of it. Including the classic abuse novels that have a lot of drama in the white lotus."

Speaking of which, Xiao Gun is really very quiet.Unexpectedly, I have not been brainwashed by my chattering aura, and I have been living in such a silent self, and I feel very firm and reliable.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Is he still a special male god?"

Hmm... If it's not that he looks too petty, then he's very masculine.But since I'm trying to get closer to the Yuanying stage, maybe I can try to hypnotize myself to recognize a pet male god?

Pei Bing: "After you define your own body as nonsense, is the only criterion for you to find a male god is no nonsense?"

It is to say but don't want to say, too lazy to say, not to want to say but don't know how to speak.That is to say, the need is subjective not to talk, not limited to objective not to talk.

Xiao Ke: "Does being dumb hinder the objectivity of chatter?"

Pei Kong: "You can guard against ordinary chatter, but you can't guard against extreme chatter."

Let's distinguish between 'may' and 'defense'.

Pei Kong: "I make the distinction very clearly. 'Hinder' is only to reduce the degree, and 'defense' can completely block it."

Ok.

07213 - Defensive posture in place

Xiao Sui put on a defensive mood: "If Xiao Roll transforms into a human form..."

Mao Qiu: "Xiao Gun is not willing to follow Pei Lin's words casually, so how could he go to great lengths to transform him into a human form?"

Xiao Sui: "In order to get better treatment. Saying a lot of words may not be able to make one sentence that the master will like, but if you turn into a male god, you can eat delicious soft food for a lifetime."

Mao Qiu: "If you can confidently transform into a human figure that fits Pei Lin's aesthetics, why don't you know what kind of words Pei Lin likes?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "I guarantee that every word I say will make Pei Lin like it, but because there are too many words, Pei Lin's liking for me has become a daily routine, and he will no longer give me preferential treatment, and no longer treat me as a male god."

Maoqiu: "The same is true for looks. Even if Pei Lin was amazing when he was in shape, but if this look keeps dangling in front of Pei Lin, Pei Lin will gradually regard it as normal, just like Pei Lin to Min Lun. The feeling of his crush disappearing quickly. Pei Lin's ability to adapt is particularly strong, and along with that, his enthusiasm for new things fades very quickly."

Pei Kong: "It's a scum that likes the new and dislikes the old."

Pei Yue stretched out her hand to Pei Kong.

Pei Kong: "..."

Possibly it agrees with you in scolding me?So it invites you to play?

Pei Kong: "It just moved its hand just that way. It hasn't even opened its eyes yet, and it doesn't have spiritual power to replace vision."

It doesn't necessarily need to rely on its own vision, maybe Pei Sha has passed all the information around it to it.

Now it can be called 'he', because it can be clearly seen that Pei Yue is physically male.

But in the next minute I was so sure, Pei Yue became a biological woman.

...Well, it seems that Pei Yue can indeed become one of the mediums for me to learn Nascent Soul.

Pei Sha moved to Pei Kong's side, and under Pei Kong's expressionless gaze, aww, he ate Pei Kong into his own area, and Pei Kong landed next to Xiaogun.

Xiao Gun looked at Pei Kong.

Pei Kong glanced at Xiao Lian out of the corner of his eye, and then stared at Xiao Gun with full attention and high alertness.

Pei Jianzhuo praised: "Fellow Daoist Kong's defensive posture is in place. He has been distracted in these years of training. Even if the actual combat is limited, he can quickly react when faced with a sudden battle situation."

Xiao Gun probably also felt that Pei Kong was not a cushion that he could use casually, so after looking at it for a while, he turned his attention to Pei Yue again, and his cushion wolf, Xiao Lian, was dying.

Xiao Sui asked Pei Sha to sprinkle Xiao Lian with healing water regularly to ensure that Xiao Lian would not really die.

07214-Naming principles

Pei Kong chose a place some distance away from Xiao Gun to stay, and kept standing, instead of sitting when he could sit as usual.While continuing to guard against Xiao Gun, he said to Xiao Sui: "Even if you don't sprinkle healing water, Xiao Lian won't die. First of all, Xiao Lian should be just a model made by Pei Sha, not a living thing. Its health depends entirely on it." Because of Peisha, it’s not bullying from outside; secondly, Xiao Gun didn’t put his whole body weight on Xiao Lian, and Xiao Gun didn’t sit still. An exclusive cushion."

Pei Jianzhuo: "Xiaokong really comforts me. I think I have taught a good apprentice."

Pei Kong didn't accept this, he asked: "Should Xiao Gun and Xiao Lian also have the surname Pei?"

Anyone who has a name and lives in Xiaosui for a long time can be named Pei.Including Tongmingguo, it can also be named Pei.

Pei Bing: "Then didn't I eat my own family?"

You have already eaten Lingbao with the same surname, utensils with the same surname, creatures with the same surname... what does it matter if you add another one with the same surname as Pei?

If you want to establish a relationship, everything in the world of the All-Spirit Star Master, including the secret territory, can be regarded as the child born to the mother of the Spirit Star, that is, they are all relatives, but they will not be soft when it comes to robbing resources and fighting.

Anything has to be rare to be precious, and once there is too much, it is the same as nothing.

Pei Kong: "Don't talk about those big ideas, just say that if Xiao Gun and Xiao Lian hate you, or stay away from you forever, will you be sad?"

I may be a little bit reluctant to Xiao Gun, but Xiao Lian just saw it today and has not yet established a relationship. It is a strange wolf to me. Unless it hurts people I value, it is impossible to arouse any feelings in me. fluctuation.

Pei Kong: "So what is your principle of naming? You may choose it directly when you meet for the first time, or you may not give a name after getting along for a long time. For example, you did not name the old plants in the ice flower garden."

Pei Bing: "Actually, we can give the delicious Tongming fruit tree a big name."

Take what you want, I don't think I need to call that tree alone, it's just a medium for hanging delicious Tongming fruit, it's a tool.

Fuqiu: "There is no need to be emotionally invested in tools."

Xiao Gun got up and walked towards Pei Kong, Xiao Lian took the opportunity to run in the opposite direction of Xiao Gun's walking route, but he didn't run too far, it seemed reluctant to stay away from the egg.

Seeing Xiao Gun approaching, Pei Kong subconsciously took half a step back, and then forced himself to stop not to retreat because he wanted to save face, and just stared at Xiao Gun as if he was furious.

07215 - to pet

Shouldn't it be time to make a fluffy suit for Fellow Daoist Kong?It's the kind of hair of the creatures in the hairball secret realm, but it doesn't need such a strong function, as long as it can be fluffy and explode.

Pei Bing: "You mocked you because Fellow Daoist Kong couldn't concentrate now, so you molested him."

The little follower finished the fluffy clothes, and left a space inside that was consistent with the size of Fellow Daoist Kong, for Fellow Daoist Kong to wear. After wearing it, it would look like a ball to the outside world.

Pei Bing: "Sui Sui's craftsmanship is really good."

Pei Jianzhuo: "Most people test their balance when wearing this clothes."

Xiao Sui: "The legs and feet are actually separated, but they seem to be connected together through the fur and some covering. Fluffy objects are still cute and round, and the humanoid limbs are too long, and the hair is too long. Not only is it not cute, it is also a bit disgusting."

Fuqiu: "How do you define monkeys, orangutans and other animals?"

Xiao Sui: "The hairballs in the hairball secret realm usually look very bally, and only show the shape of hands and feet when needed."

Fuqiu: "I can also form a ball, but this does not prevent me from having clearly defined limbs and tail."

Xiao Sui: "I just like Pei Kong wearing it like this. If I tell him to wear it, he must wear it. He must put it on immediately after he comes out of Peisha."

Pei Kong probably didn't hear Xiao Sui's announcement, he watched Xiao Gun with tense eyes as he slowly walked up to him and sat in front of him. .

Kind of weird.

But Xiao Gun didn't touch Pei Kong at all.Oh, that's not right, the breath of air blows to Pei Kong, and it blows every time he breathes.

When Pei Kong and Xiao Gun looked at each other, Pei Kong was defeated first.Pei Kong asked: "What's the matter?"

Xiao Roll tilted his head and smiled.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Xiao Gun wants you to touch it. On behalf of myself, I suggest that you rub it in your arms."

Pei Kong: "It might be okay for me to single out that wolf, but you let me play with Jindan Qi's Xiaogun?"

Seeing Xiao Gun completely ignoring him, Xiao Lian had already sneaked up next to Dan, but was caught off guard by Pei Kong's mention, trembling all over, posing backwards, and staring at Xiao Gun—at least we knew that Xiao Lian could listen Knowing that 'wolf' refers to it, maybe it can also understand that 'Xiao Lian' refers to it.

Xiao Gun still ignored the wolf, and smiled wider at Pei Kong.

Pei Jianzhuo: "As a senior fluff expert, I suggest you just touch it."

Pei Kong: "If I touch it, Xiao Gun will give me a backhand paw, what should I say?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "I will definitely be able to rescue you in time. Xiaogun's innate golden core stage cannot possibly be overthrown by me who has rich combat experience."

Pei Bing whispered to Mao Qiu: "Master Jian seems to have a lot of flaws in these two sentences?"

Fuqiu pointed out the key slot: "Furfly expert, rich in combat experience."