Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07108-Cat Staff

I think the ball series products have entered a benign sales process: the proportion of buyers who show off and seek novelty is constantly decreasing, and the proportion of buyers with real demand is constantly increasing.

The ball series is steadily moving towards serious products, gradually moving away from the Internet celebrity image, and becoming a must-have tool for cat owners with little money.

Then the elder brother completely retired—he had already let go of most of his work a month ago—and returned to Yunxiazong to focus on his business; then Wu Chen continued to help me manage it for another three months, allowing me to put everything The transaction process has been well programmed, and the hired wildcat demonstrators can work obediently under the care of the service robot, and Wu Chen also resigned.

I transferred all merchandise transactions to the online store, and the physical store became a pure display area, displaying both the ball series products and the cats that are comfortably cared for by the ball series products.Customers who come to visit the exhibition area need to pay a visit fee after entering, and then need to renew every half an hour, or they can purchase a stay qualification for several hours at a time when entering the door.

These display stores can be used as cat cafes, but food and drinks for human consumption are not provided in the store, and customers who want to eat in the store can bring their own.After entering the exhibition store, you can read books, play games, chat and sleep, but you are not allowed to damage any items in the store, including the ball series products, and you are not allowed to hurt cat employees.The reading group rolls on the ceiling all the time, monitoring all the customers coming and going.

The display store is open 24 hours a day. Mao employees enter the bracelet space to rest when they don’t want to work.You need to work at least four hours a day, and the extra hours you work every day can be saved for vacation, and every four hours you save can be exchanged for one day of vacation.For example, if you worked six hours a day in the first two days, if you worked four hours more in total, you can take a day off from work.

The prerequisite for becoming a cat employee is to be able to accept human activities around him during working hours and not to attack humans. Even if some humans do illegal actions and hurt the cat, the cat can only call for help and cannot bite humans.After calling for help, the security robot will restrain the injured cat within five seconds, throw it out of the exhibition store, and prohibit it from stepping into any storefront of the ball lock.Generally speaking, the service robot can detect when humans intend to hurt the cat, and notify the security robot to deal with it, so that humans will not practice the action of hurting the cat.

As long as the service robot judges that someone has the intention of hurting the cat, the security robot will throw the potentially dangerous person out of the store and prohibit him from entering the store again.It's useless for that person to complain.For a store where monks are backers, even if there is no reason and they just say that they don't like someone entering their store, the mortal world officials will not care.As long as monks do not violate the law in the mortal world, it is nothing to be suspected of discriminating against some people.

In order to be fair, if a cat intends to attack a human being, it will also be deprived of the opportunity to work in the ball lock.

07109-Use of waste heat

To put it simply, the current ball lock has become a shop for cats to work. Cats who are willing to abide by the rules of the ball lock can exchange their cuteness for daily necessities here.It took me more than half a year to pass on this meaning to cats all over the world, and by the way, I informed humans after the transformation of the ball lock.

Human beings who feel normal about cats: "Is the primary and secondary relationship a bit wrong?"

Humans who like cats: "There's nothing wrong with that."

Many stray cats have been curious to work for a few hours at the ball lock, but not many have stayed for a long time.Most of the cats that remained were cats that had been human pets but were abandoned by their previous owners. They regarded the utensils in the ball lock that could interact with them as new owners, and then treated the cats that covered them on my behalf as cats. A mutated breed of cat.

There seems to be a problem with the primary and secondary relationship, but as long as the cat employees are happy.

Some dog lovers asked me if I could open a batch of similar stores for dogs.

I ignored those who asked this question in a questioning tone, reprimanded me for discriminating against dogs, and then answered the people who discussed with me: "Besides that I am more familiar with cats and the utensils I make are more suitable for cats, it is actually related to the number of cat coffee. The reason is far more than the dog coffee is the same: the dog's activity level, barking frequency, aggressiveness and affinity towards people, etc., are not suitable for the ball lock mode."

Me: "Not to mention anything else, if a ball lock employs a dozen dog employees, how do they deal with their daily releases? One dog follows each other around? Then when passers-by see large dogs, they don't notice. When reading the group, will I be frightened? Should I be responsible if I am frightened?"

Me: "It's going to be complicated."

Me: "In contrast, when raising cats, I only need to pay attention to the situation in the ball lock store. As long as the cats leave the ball lock, they will leave the company, and I don't care about the follow-up problems. A large job requiring new managers."

"How long will you drive Ball Lock Cat Cafe?"

Me: "If there are no major changes, it may continue to open? I'm not sure. It seems that these stores are not troublesome, and it will not be a burden for me to continue."

"I found that the cat employees in the ball lock were not neutered, but the ball lock staff outside were not affected when the cat was in heat, and they were still so lazy. Did you do anything?"

"I can answer this question. The healing function in the bracelet space will adjust all the physical conditions that make the cat feel uncomfortable to make the cat comfortable, including the symptoms of recurring estrus, which is to directly erase the estrus."

Me: "Yes. Although I didn't really think about this, the actual effect of that function is like this. After I realized this, I thought that most cat owners don't like cats in heat and have kittens, so I didn't Change. It’s a little troublesome to change, because the signs of estrus are too similar to the symptoms of many diseases.”

07110 - Balance of payments

"I feel like I've discovered something."

"Monks don't get sick, monks don't give birth..."

Me: "Yes, the principle is similar. Spiritual power pushes the semi-physiological and semi-psychological needs of childbirth to the psychological level. As long as you don't want to be psychologically driven, there is almost no such thing as being driven by physiology. It's all about psychological curiosity and liking. That feeling, and then deliberately prompted a physiological reaction, followed by physical communication, or without physical communication, direct germ cell fusion."

"Is there any feeling in the fusion of germ cells?"

Me: "I'm afraid this is not an appropriate question."

"Let's talk theory."

Me: "Theoretically, the higher the cultivation level, the more monks can control every part of their body, including every cell, so when their own cells are deeply integrated with other people's cells, they should feel it."

Me: "In the same way, when the fertilized egg is formed, I will also have a sense of connection with the fertilized egg, and this sense of connection will continue during the whole process of the fertilized egg developing into an embryo until it leaves the mother's body, until the fetus or egg is fully formed. Breaking away from the mother's body and becoming an independent individual will cut off the sensory connection with the parents."

Me: "It is often incompletely cut off. Some connections will spread to blood and genes. Even if the parties themselves cannot rationally perceive and distinguish, there are some objective facts that can prove the existence of this connection. For example, the family relationship within three generations Effective exercises, such as blood identification methods."

Me: "Another example is me. My birth shocked and unbelievable so many people, how did they finally confirm that my father is Elder Pei Ji? This kind of connection is also used in this."

"Can the tour fee we pay at the ball lock allow you to break even? Your cat employees are relatively mobile. Whenever new employees come, you have to work on them first before they bring you revenue. Pay for bathing, deworming, feeding, etc., and sometimes need to treat injuries, and then they may work for four hours, or even less, and leave, come back in two days, you have to pay again. Lost money."

Me: "Comprehensively, it is slightly profitable. The irresponsible employees you mentioned only have two opportunities to be irresponsible. If they enjoy the care of the ball lock twice, they will earn back If they run before the care fee, then they don't have a third chance at the ball lock."

Me: "Many cats with bad records in this area have been screened out now. The remaining cat employees, even if they ran away after working for a while, are still making enough money for the services and food they enjoy. If you run away again, just treat them as part-time workers, that’s right, they won’t be included in the blacklist.”

07111-fraction

"You created a file for every cat that came to the ball lock?"

Me: "Yeah. Identifying cats and recording cats is as difficult for me as identifying recorders. As long as you believe that people with bad records in ball locks can no longer mix into ball locks, then you can also believe that bad cats can also were strictly quarantined."

Me: "Also, for those self-built organizations that protect stray cats, you don't need to transfer your funds to me. I really didn't lose money when I kicked off the lock cat cafe. Money will definitely not be a factor in whether I continue to lock the ball." Reason. You should continue to use your funds to take care of cats who are not suitable to be ball lock employees."

Me: "Ball Lock has relatively high requirements for cat employees. Just because they are not afraid of people, they screen out a lot of cats. If they can't control the ones that are easy to attack people, they screen another batch. Then the screen doesn't like to stay with many cats for a long time. Being together, having opinions about working hours, etc., the end result is that the ball lock can't digest many stray cats."

Me: "Now there are only three ball locks in the largest city in the world, and the ball lock with the most cat employees--work at least six times a week is counted as an employee--and there are only a hundred cats in a store. That is to say , according to the upper limit, there are three stores in a city, each store has more than 100 cats, and the three stores have a total of nearly [-] cats, which is far lower than the number of stray cats in a big city, not even a fraction. You professional caregivers The work of the stray cat group is much tougher than that of the ball lock."

"Is there only a hundred cats in one store? Why do I feel like I see different cats every time I go to the ball lock?"

Me: "Come and walk freely, the proportion of people who are trapped and no longer run outside is very small. There are more rules in the ball lock, and stray cats who are used to freedom don't like it."

"Are there really many rules for cats? I only work for four hours a day, and that job only requires that I have to leave the bracelet space. As long as I leave, I will continue to sleep on my stomach on the cushion of the ball lock, the cat climbing frame, etc. Or eating is counted as work, and this is unbearable?"

"I want to be a cat..."

"Maybe humans are too annoying."

"Humans who are very annoying, hurt cats, or force cats to play with them have been banned from entering the ball lock. Now the only people who can score the ball lock are the types who can watch the cat sleep quietly all day long."

"It's not very quiet either. I still take pictures, tentatively touch my fur, and walk around."