Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07088 - Establish association

Me: "I can still be a disguised detection dark hand, targeting chaos or destructive spiritual power. It happens that my batch of products have poor self-repair properties, so their destructible characteristics can be used as detection."

Me: "It can be set so that as long as the cat product is damaged due to spiritual factors, I can receive a damage signal and the coordinates of the product here, and before the product is completely broken, its subsequent coordinates will be sent to me all the time , until I take back the product or take the initiative to cut off the signal reception."

Gou Kai: "The function of continuously sending coordinates is similar to the sender that the mortal employees of the sect stationed in the mortal world office will configure?"

Me: "Yes, that's the principle. Then we can think carefully about what kind of cat supplies will be favored by demons so that everyone has one?"

Big brother: "The demons prefer blood. I don't know how they came up with this idea, but for many years, all the major events of the demons have been inseparable from the use of blood. The array for summoning the evil gods is almost entirely drawn with blood. It may be Their own blood, more likely the blood of captured sacrifices."

Oh, then I can design a pen-shaped blood storage space, which can hold a lot of blood, and use it like an ordinary pen to draw blood lines.

The question is, what does this have to do with cats?

Me: "Pen-shaped liquid storage space. It can hold milk or water. The cat owner can use this pen to draw a picture in the food bowl to provide milk or water to the cat. The cat can also directly hold the liquid storage pen to suck."

Me: "If you want to consider sucking, it may be better to make it into a feeding bottle, but with the built-in storage space, the volume of the feeding bottle can be made smaller, and the size of the thumb is almost the same. In the serious sales advertisement, it is a demonstration device for customers. Cats like to drink liquid, but after selling some, you can arrange manuscripts to write "buyer's own usage", such as writing on the ground filled with blood to scare people, and then buy a hot search, it is best to publish a few more words written in blood, The news that the blood picture scares the doctor, the demons should understand."

Gou Kai: "Young Master Pei also understands it very well."

Me: "After all, I am the half-disciple of Goddess Bao inquiring."

Gou Kai: "Why do you need to be so devious? Aren't you already the big news about the puppet?"

Me: "Baotiao doesn't play much role in this matter. Although Baodiao is indeed a leader in the gossip circle in the cultivation world, it is very entertaining and popular, but the demons often don't see the same things as the public, and the existence of Baodiao is too exposed. The sun is shining, but it makes the demons evade, so we must arrange for the navy to go to some forums that are on the verge of breaking the law to have a sense of presence."

07089-The more you care, the more accidents will happen

Gou Kai: "No problem, I don't need the Special Affairs Department for this, I have relevant contacts myself."

Me: "The best way to go through the Special Affairs Department is to go through the channel of the Special Affairs Department. It is your first time to directly contact the demon incident, and it is such a large scale. You may not be considerate of your own safety. Try to let the professional Come on. If the Special Affairs Department is not sure enough, you can also discuss it with our senior brother. In the early stage of my shop opening, it was a chaotic stage, and our senior brother will always be in charge of my cat shop."

Gou Kai: "It's a great honor to cooperate with Senior Brother Yunxiazong, who is recognized for his excellent skills."

Eldest Brother: "This sounds a bit strange? In short, you can contact me for matters related to demons. If the cat shop is in business, please contact the head store manager Wu Chen first."

Gou Kai: "Understood. In addition, although my expression may be a little problematic, I sincerely feel that I am looking forward to working with you, Mr. Jiang. Does it make you uncomfortable when I call you Mr.? The training of the Special Affairs Department Let us generally call the monks Mr. or Ms. except for Mr. Pei who has a more popular title."

Eldest brother: "I communicate with the mortal world quite a lot, and I'm used to this kind of address. I suggested that the mortal world officials might as well call monks directly as Taoist friends, and save the trouble of distinguishing between men and women, but the mortal world officials have always Feeling that I have no cultivation and asking monks to be friends will easily cause some monks to be unhappy."

Eldest brother: "The mortal world insists after theoretical demonstration that calling a fellow Taoist will cause more unhappiness than calling a male cultivator a lady and calling a female cultivator a Mister."

Me: "What do you call bisexuality and asexuality?"

Eldest brother: "I am also so puzzled."

Gou Kai: "Generally, you will inquire before calling. For example, some intersex people prefer to think of themselves as men, so they will be called Mr., otherwise they will be called Ms."

Me: "Why bother? Originally, many monks don't care about gender. If you highlight this in your address, it will cause unnecessary thoughts. For example, many monks are particularly prone to discriminate against women when facing disciples of the Yanxing Sect. For female cultivators of other sects, they are not so easy to be struck by thunder. The more they pay attention, the more accidents will happen."

Gou Kai: "You can't think about all monks with the top ten thinking. We mortals are most often in contact with low-level disciples of small sects and casual cultivators. In terms of pursuit of cultivation, they are not so pure yet, and they will mind a lot. Small things like status, face, etc.”

07090-opening

Me: "Then you can also use generic titles that don't reflect gender. I used to use comrades for a while, but then I gradually stopped using them, and teachers, masters, etc. are only used temporarily. Why do you use Mr. and Ms. for a long time?" What? Even if you just use 'monk' to call it? Brother Zhang, Brother Li, Brother Pei, I think it's no problem, although it sounds a bit strange, but you will get used to it after hearing it too much."

Gou Kai: "I can report it to my superiors, but I have the final say on how to call you. Anyway, I think calling you Young Master Pei is the most convenient, although there are many people in the Special Affairs Department who think that they should call you when discussing business with you. Mr. Pei."

Big brother: "You can call Wu Chen Manager Wu or Store Manager Wu later."

Me: "Will you be punished for inappropriate addressing?"

Gou Kai: "As long as the monk being addressed doesn't show dissatisfaction, it won't be. Our unified address is mainly to avoid angering the monks by inappropriate names. We call every monk the same, so it is inconvenient for the monks to use the name as an excuse for disrespect. Looking for trouble. If you are sure that you will not be angry if you change the name of the monk, then you are allowed to change it."

Gou Kai: "It is specifically stated in the manual that Yunxia Sect disciples especially don't care about titles."

On the official first day of my cat chain, all of my physical stores around the world were mobbed.

I asked a reading group in each store to post on the ceiling to express my confusion: "The notices for opening said that there are only three items of each type of product in each physical store for display, right? So many of you come together, Few people can get started with it, and most of them can only watch it from the sidelines, and since they watch it, isn’t it good to watch the holographic projection at home?”

Customer: "If everyone who has tried it buys it, why can't everyone try it? Your replenishment should be fast, right? We came here the first time just to buy it. It's just for fun Those who came have already been squeezed out by us."

Me: "Oh, since you are so rich, thank you for your patronage."

Customer: "The point is you don't let us down. If we try it out and find out that the product doesn't work as well as we thought it would, or as advertised, we don't buy it."

Me: "All the products in my store have been actually used by cats, including spirit beast cats, alien cats and mortal beast cats. Only after they feel that there is nothing unacceptable, the products will enter the sales list."

Me: "The first batch of you who came to buy things rarely brought cats, and many of you didn't have cats at all. Are you planning to use your human thinking to evaluate the quality of cat supplies?"

07091 - special items

Customer: "The internal space of the cat bracelet is used to hold the cat, but the bracelet body must be put on the human hand, right? This part of the appearance should consider human aesthetics? If you haven't considered it before, then I suggest you add it."

Me: "This suggestion is very reasonable, but I don't plan to spend too much energy on it. The appearance of the bracelet will tend to be simple. After binding the holder, it can retain the simple appearance or switch to invisible mode. If anyone expects The bracelet has become an exquisite decoration... Actually, I think my cat bracelet is quite beautiful? It is in the same line with my Tongmingguo, small ice sculptures, etc. It looks like it was made by me."

"But it's too much your style, it's not easy to match clothes."

Me: "Tune invisible."

"Spend so much money without showing off?"

Me: "This is your business. I am willing to adjust the appearance of my products to the extent that I am pleasing to the eye, but it is impossible to meet everyone's aesthetics, and it is impossible to satisfy everyone's clothing at any time. and attendance needs.”

Me: "I think people who keep pets because of their love generally get along with their pets in a more leisurely environment, without formal attire, without hypocritical comparisons, and without etiquette requirements. They are comfortable in clothes, relaxed in mood, and suitable for sports."

Me: "This bracelet is definitely not inconsistent with sportswear and casual clothes."

"Do you know competition-level pets?"

Me: "Have you figured out that game-grade and pet-grade are two different things? Let me declare first that the cat space is for pet cats. The combination of the two conditions is the most suitable user for these products. Who If you use it to raise animals for competitions, and your grades decline, you lose the game, and you lose face, don't blame me."

Me: "I sell pet cat supplies. When I just picked up a wild cat and tried to raise it as a pet, these supplies will be slightly incompatible, and the incompatibility of other usages will only be higher."

"Aren't your products, as well as many instruments in the cultivation world, often applicable to a wide range of applications? Even the manual is difficult to write."

Me: "Often doesn't mean everything is there, and it used to mean it's the same now. You bought my batch of things, so you need to focus on this batch of things, and don't be too affected by other things .”

Me: "You have spent so much time waiting for the mortal world officials to set the rules for my sale, and participated in the proposal of these rules, from which you have not realized the difference between this time and the past?"

"Our mainstream thinks that you are messing around and playing."

Me: "Playing may indeed be my main idea, but there are many ways to play. Maybe this time I want to play with your emotions of surprise, surprise, and being caught off guard?"